KidCongo

I consider myself  the original good time not yet had by all.

Well another day unfolds,another day of tinkering with motorbikes,aeroplanes and my own mind.I think Sartre said something like"the good existentialist remakes himself every day".I know my mum said "the good boy remakes his bed every day",but that was'nt it.

I rang Sartre one day,but Simone de Beauvoir answered and said he was out delivering leaflets.

Another day of interesting correspondence.Keep those cards and letters pouring in kids. 

Well here we are again. 

Thumbelina,Thumbelina,tiny little SLUT!

Ah,childhood memories...

Have you ever read the label on a Viagra bottle,it says 'Keep away from children' in bold print.What sort of a man do they think I am?? That can't maintain an erection with a child...

Tony Soprano told this.

A man knocks on his door,with a duck under his arm.When his wife answers it he announces,"this is the pig I've been fucking".

His wife says,"thats not a pig,thats a duck"

He says,"I was'nt talking to you"

Don't blame me,I did'nt write that,I barely think its funny,ok?

 Whats not to like here,homemade kink;

http://www.bdsmstreak.com/video/2764/perfect-german-dominatrix

You know not all sexual activities are fun.I mean,you can tell me about autoerotic asphyxiation until you're blue in the face..

Know what I hated about church as a child? All that "stand up,sit down ,stand up,kneel down.." I wished they'd just pick a position and fuck me...

A man rushes to an emergency ward,an injured man in his arms.

"Quickly my son has been in an accident,I need a doctor" he cries.

The injured man is placed on a gurney and wheeled into surgery,whereupon the surgeon on seeing him says,"i can't operate on this man,he is my son".

How can they both be right?

Thats not a joke,by the way,its one of those "locked room" logic puzzles,you know,where you can ask questions,but I can only answer yes or no.Ah.one day soon...

 Lets go bois and grrls

Well things are looking up.Have met a number of ineffefably charming people,the normal effably charning ones are'nt up to scratch.Never know,there might even be a break in the Mystery of the Missing Mistress.If that is the case,and things become all exciting and misty around the edges,I am buying you all a drink!

I will give $5 credit on a BDSM movie account to the first person who can supply me the answer to this joke in the next 24 hours.

Ok,the riddle is simple'

Q:Where does Sergei Eisenstein buy his grog?

A:The bottleshop Potemkin

The real question of course is,will anyone even see it?No,I doubt it,but got to start somewhere

An interesting first week or so on Collarme with about a 1 in 5 ratio of genuine approachable people to fakes or others.Would love to know what the real breakdown of nationalities was,but obviously the site is very US weighted.What is the really refreshing aspect is the community nature of its feel,and as a free site,this changes it for the better immeasurably.US folk who find it difficult to connect with their soughtother should spare a thought for us poor Aussies of whom a pool of circa 20 million makes for a tough ask.

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Work with its attendant pressures beckons,so the chance to interact will soon be curtailed.Thank you all those so far who have had the good grace to endure my inanities and questions