KiandPhoenix

May 10th-17th we will be visiting Flint, TX (The Villages Resort). It was a wonderful Christmas gift we got.

We would love to find someone local that we can chat with online first and maybe meet up with while we are there. Would love to play with a woman while we are there, but just finding someone to visit with is nice also.

So, If you live near there, please let me know.

Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in. -- Katharine Whitehorn

It has been almost a year now since I did a scene with a young lady I know. It was her first ever scene, and since that time I have thought about her a lot. She almost totally a lesbian, and I was honored by the chance to take her down the first steps in her path. What really touched me, was not the scene itself, as it was a normal scene for me, but her writing on it after. Wither her consent, I am posting it here and on my single male profile.

Well, I had a scene with my 'Dom Figure', and it was...intense. I very much enjoyed it, reached the elusive beauty that is 'sub space', and the world just slowed down. I could finally keep at a decent enough pace, where I wasn't racing, trying to catch my breathe while I wait for everyone else to keep up. I didn't think, because words no longer mattered, there was nothing keeping me from truly feeling, passionate, sensations, strength, and the fact that I didn't have to deal with life, because my Dom was holding my worries for me. I felt light, lighter than I had ever felt before, my brain just shut down, and I just...felt.

-LadyJackAlice on F.L.

Let me start this story at the end. She is fine, and I was at home.

Last night my wife hit black ice, and even though she was doing under the speed limit, she spun the car, flipped it twice, went airborne over an embankment and ended up against the embankment of the next road over upside down. All 4 doors had to be pried open and she had to be rescued from inside by cutting her out.

She walked away with a blood blister on one finger, a tiny scratch on her knee and one tiny cut on her knee. The emergency workers who responded were amazed she is alive.

Unfortunately we are both waiting on disability, and so we have no way to get another vehicle. I don't think we will be going anywhere for awhile. However if anyone in St. Louis wants to give us a lift to some local events, we have been dying to go to some since we moved here a couple months ago.

We have officially moved to St. Louis! Looking forward to events in the area as soon as we can figure out how to find them.

Our first discussion group is over with. Some of the people I was counting on to be there canceled at the last min for very bad reasons like to do their hair. We still had a good time though. We will hold our next one next week, then every other week after that.

I really want to run my own group, but I need someone who has the space that they will let us use. Also we have talked about setting up our own website type of thing. Could be interesting if it works out.

After we were down to just one girl, we did some puppy play. It was super interesting since I neither of us has done it before. In the end the puppy wanted to cuddle and be petted. I loved that part. I can't help but love the cuddle part. I offered to do a play partner/mentor type of thing with her. She has a past in the lifestyle, but not on the sub side as much. I am now helping a couple and 2 girls, but none of them are mine I am sorry to say.

Phoenix will be leaving for a few days in just a couple of hours. Since I just had surgery, and I walk with a cane in my other hand, I can not cook or clean on my own. All the people will be stopping by now and then, but all at about the same time of day, so I will only be able to eat once a day, assuming someone shows up every day. This will be an interesting week.

First discussion group tonight at 7:30, location my house. Hope it goes well. If I found a space large enough I would have play parties.

Now that I will be unable to scene or use my left arm for 3 months, I have some new Lifestyle friends who are new to the scene. A Dom/Switch couple and a brand new girl who has asked me to mentor her. She has only scened once before and it was with me about 8 hours before surgery.

I will be using my free time to hold group discussions on the lifestyle with my friends (all of whom have vastly distyles) and other new people, every other week.

We will still be doing fetish photography and the occasional class with the couple or single woman who wants privet learning sessions. Otherwise our cash flow will dry up.

Come on by if you know us. If you don't then write if you have interest in anything I mentioned.

Also if you want to come clean the house you are welcome! With the wife being mostly Domme, having to care for me 24/7 and not keen on cleaning in the first place, then we need a live in, or someone who enjoys cleaning. Otherwise this place will be real bad, real fast.

Dom in GREAT Pain

       ~Ki

Saw a doctor today. Surgery on my shoulder is going to be on Thursday. I wont be able to use my arm for about 3 months. It is times like these I wish I had a slave in my home.

We now have a cage, whipping post, horse and whipping bench thanks to ToyMakerTrainer. He makes some amazing toys! If you want/need anything made talk to him. If you have problems finding him, get in touch with us and we will pass your info along.

New Study

A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Lessons I've learned...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

What a Guy

A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200. As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. The golfer set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and began to wait for the funeral procession to pass. After it passed, he picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt. One of his buddies said, "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. I can't believe you stopped playing, possibly losing your concentration, to pay your respects.

"Well" he said "we were married for 25 years."

Engagement

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test...we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car...

Cheatin' cretin

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers.

The woman says, " Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid," said the woman.

The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the man of the house.

The woman says, "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?"

The maid replied, "He is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife."

The woman is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

The maid says, "What will I have to do?"

The woman tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with."

The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"

The woman says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."

Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."

A long pause and the woman says, "Is this 832-4821?"

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

We all have but one life to live. How do you want to spend yours?

I am a Dom for a reason. What I enjoy most is when a sub or slave comes to me. We work out their interests, wants and needs. Then the best part of my life begins. I get to take there desires, hopes, wants, and needs into my care. I get to take the responsibility of all that. . .and decide how to mesh them with our wants and needs. I get to create a lifestyle for the people I care about.

It is an art form to me to build that lifestyle. To develop a sub or slave and to watch them grow is a beautiful thing.

I thrive from that responsibility, and that is how I want to spend my life.

How do you want to spend yours?

~Ki

We have internet again!

A long week, and another year older. . .

Friday November 9th I turned 28. It was a long week all around, and I don't know where to begin.

As I have posted in the forums, Phoenix is an exotic dancer. Just in case there are any misconceptions, let me clear up some of the stereotypes that are false. Phoenix is not a hooker. Phoenix does not do any drugs. Phoenix was not a victim of rape, and had very little contact with any parents to molest her. She is a clean and wonderful woman who enjoys dancing and feeling/being sexual. She is not a slut, and is one of the most wonderful people I know.

Business here in town has been real bad recently. A good night she may come home with $40 and a bad night actually owing money. We took a trip north east about 90 miles so she could work at a different club for a week.

We had made arrangements for her ex to pick up the kids from the babysitter at 2pm Tuesday, dropping them off 2pm Monday. She did her audition on Monday, and was told she could start the next day. unfortunately her ex decided to be 15 1/2 hours late, so we had to drive back and get the children. She missed  her first day of work, and started on Wednesday.

Now there are some MAJOR differences in the club she works at here in tow, and this new club. Here in town, you are literally thrown out if you touch a dancer. Up there for $4 you are pulled up on stage, she hums on your genitals through your cloths while you are in a 69 position with her, and she has your shirt up rubbing on you.

Here in town the lap dances are still no touch, and there you can touch anywhere the g-string does not cover. Needless to say she had some adjusting to do.

We rented a hotel room 20 miles away, because all the hotels near by were booked solid.

The next few days were hard, and on Thursday I had everyone and their brother call me just to chat, or to see if the prior plans that had been made for my birthday were still in motion. Of course they were not.

Friday came around, and I was sitting at the club Phoenix was working in until 2am. After work she said happy birthday, and went next door to the adult shop. She wanted to buy herself some work cloths for herself and call that my birthday gift. Now I don't care about getting gifts, but I had hoped for some more thought into doing SOMETHING for the day, even if it was just to cuddle for awhile. She finally grudgingly figured out I didn't want her work cloths for my birthday, and purchased a dragon tail whip for me. . .I have no experience with single tails, and she will never let me use it on her.

After that we went back to the hotel room where she took an oiled bath, and we went to sleep.

The next morning we had breakfast at Arby's and I drove her to work. My mother called on the way to say happy birthday. I dropped her off, then went to another club (with $13 of her money to spend) sat in the corner alone all night because I was broke, and finally went to get her about 3am.

That was my entire day. No sex, no fun, no drinking, no phone calls from anyone other than my mother. . .nothing.

Sunday she worked back in Springfield, and after work about 4am (Monday morning) I finally gave up waiting for sex and took it, even though she was not in the mood, and exhausted.

So that was my birthday, and it is actually an improvement from the last 2 years. Maybe next year I can get drunk alone.

While we were gone. . .The club she works at here in town came under investigation. We run all the hookers out real fast when they show up, but many of the employees use drugs my our annoyance. One of the girls got caught awhile back with a purse packed full of priced pills. I am told that in this state, each pill is a separate felony. Somehow she got off with 300 hours community service. At the same time one of the male employees got his house raided, and the cops new where to look for his drugs, something the other girl apparently knew. We have a detectives brother who comes in on occasion who started showing up again looking to but pot, and listening in to conversations. Basically the girl who got busted turned everyone in.

That shouldn't be a huge problem, because Phoenix is clean, no drugs, no hooking right? Wrong, two weeks ago someone decided to go talking to the owner, and make the false accusation that Phoenix is hooking. The guys were told to watch her close, and they have followed her home I am sure. Obviously they have found nothing, but between the cops investigating people, and the club following her home, I feel very watched.

Another club employee had someone posing as DFS show up and raid his house. They came claiming he was beating one of his kids who had a skin condition. he had paperwork documenting that the bruised looking bumps on the child were from the condition, but they still took the kids for two days. The guy claiming to be DFS fits the description of the detective who raided the other employees home, and is the brother of the guy who is now showing up trying to buy pot. They also kept some of his personal belongings stating that they were now part of an ongoing investigation of the club.

In the mean time we have court in 4 1/2 hours that might finalize Phoenix's divorce. If it is not finished today, then we are going to have to get her out of that club fast, or else she may loose her children. Already the cops are breaking procedure, and doing things without proper warrants. Who knows what they may plant.

Now nothing may come of this. Obviously everyone in the club has been followed by the cops, and obviously they will never find us doing anything illegal, so when the hammer falls, it may only fall on those who are involved in drugs, but with the accusations of Phoenix hooking hanging in the air, I don't trust anyone. It is time to protect the family, and take her out of that club. I just hope it is fast enough.

Not much new to report. Phoenix is sick now with what I had, and I decided not to have my tonsils looked at, as I am currently without insurance. We have received some interesting messages. We will try to respond to any message we receive that seams to want a response, so feel free to message us for whatever reason. Even if it is a simple question.