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My name’s Kelli and I am a bisexual crossdressing male (jeez that sounds like the stereotypical introduction in some sort of 12 step program, doesn’t it?).
First off...
<bitch mode>
I do like to talk, but not carry the bulk of the conversation. I'm sure there's plenty of conversation starters below... please use them! Also, be realistic... if you want to be friends in a platonic way, that is super awesome, but at least have some commonality with me. Music, politics, religion (or lack thereof), geek stuff, humor... all are great for a base friendship with me. You don't have to agree with me, sometimes opposites attract... but at least find something to make it interesting. If you want to be a "special" friend... at least be local to me, OR willing AND able to travel to me, OR spark my interest enough to where I'm willing to travel to you (but it has to be something extraordinary). I REFUSE to engage in masturbatory dialogue if there's no way to consummate it... in other words, I'm not into cybersex or phone sex or sexting if you can't/won't actually do what we're talking about. OK yes I can be a bit of a bitch... if that's not submissive enough for you, sorry... I'm not a door mat for anyone to walk over. You have to earn my respect as I earn your respect... just because you say you're dom/domme does not mean I'm gonna grovel at your feet the first time we talk.
</bitch mode>
Some stuff about me… I'm well read (and that doesn’t mean books with more pictures than print either), somewhat educated, and a bit of an intellectual (in other words I'm a NERD, okay? But I let that flag fly proudly) and an information technology professional (ok that’s COMPUTER nerd now, ah it just gets worse and worse). I’m a very sensitive and caring person (I cry every time at the end of “Forrest Gump”) with a sometimes acerbic, frequently silly, and almost always twisted and morbid sense of humor. I HAVE been told that I come off as a bit of a smartass, but in a good way (I think lol).
I'm a bit of a perv (ok more than a bit, I'd make the Marquis de Sade blush in fact), but not dangerously so. I smoke, but can curtail my habit when needed (for you non-smokers). I drink socially, but infrequently (the only way I can hold my liquor is by the ears lol) and I'm free of any illegal substance habits (I don't even smoke pot, but am not against those that do... it's just not my bag, baby). I have no "social diseases" and plan to stay that way (no glove, no love... you gotta wrap your weasel with me). I keep obsessively clean... but I do have a FILTHY mind!
I like to think of myself as VERY experimental and open-minded. Within reason, I am willing to try most anything with the right partner(s), as long as I am comfortable with them. My interests range from mild to VERY wild indeed. It is easier to say what I am NOT into. I'm neither into watersports nor scat. Foot fetishes are a turn-off for me. Anything involving minors, bloodletting, scarring, or potential long-term damage or death are a no-go. Other than that, ask!
My thoughts on BDSM are complex and varied, and I am quite sure that most people will completely misunderstand me. I am of the mindset that there must be a two-way street of respect, trust, care, and communication in this. I have to respect someone, and have them respect me, before I would even consider submitting to them, to subsume my will for theirs. I have to know that the person I am willing to serve will respect my wishes, honor my limits, and care for my well-being... before, during, and after. With that being said, I’m willing to go (and have gone) to great lengths to please the person whom I serve.
Who am I looking for, you ask?
Personality and intelligence are key traits I look for in selecting my sexual partners, and always will be. If you want to impress me, take the time to write an imaginative, thoughtful message to me. Tell me what you want to do with or to me. Share a bit about yourself. Make me laugh. Surprise me. Shock me. I don't care if you look like a model... if you don't take the time to establish some form of dialogue, I'm not interested. One-liner messages speak volumes about the person you are... it says "I'm looking for sex with ANYONE, and can't take the time to personalize my message."
Single guys... please, especially, take some time to think about what you want to say to me. If all you want is a "blow-and-go" then keep looking. I work too hard to make myself sexy and desirable (considering what I have to work with, it's a monumental task), just to have a fuck and run. If it takes more time to dress than you last... then what's the point?
Couples... mmmmm I love playing with couples, especially if they are BOTH into me and BOTH into watching each other play with me. One of my favorite acts is to go down on a guy while the woman watches... or go down on her while I'm being taken doggy-style... or go down on him while she takes me with a strap-on... or... or… well you get the picture!
Single women... I would LOVE to meet a single lady with whom to form a close friendship, one that is beyond mere sexuality. I firmly believe in the ability to form polyamorous bonds (doesn't that sound like some obscure organic chemistry term?) and am looking for someone with whom I can be close, yet not have her feel possessive or jealous. Yes I know that's a very unrealistic desire, but it is a desire nonetheless.
CD/TV/TS... I love to meet other gurls. You don't have to be passable (I sure ain't lol), but you do have to dress the entire way (wig/makeup/shaving or concealing body hair). I'm not into hairy men in panties... sorry, typically I'm not into shallow appearances, but I stand firm on this.
I'd love to find any of the above who would be my wingman/wingwoman in public outings... TG/BDSM/lifestyle establishments and the like.
Regardless of who you are, as long as you take care of yourself, are kind, thoughtful, courteous, open-minded, playful, fun, and want to please as much as be pleased, then I want to meet you. I prefer what's in your mind and your heart more than what you are on the outside.
If you’ve made it THIS far… you’re about halfway up my skirt already!
Kisses
Kelli
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