If my profile seems a little jaded, it is. I'm so very tired of getting messages from people who can't be respectful. With that in mind: Please don't email me with one liners like "Hi" or "How are you" and please don't email me with a wall of text tellng me your fantasys. My likes and dislikes are on my profile. Please read it. I'll know if you don't. There's a lot to be learned from simple everyday conversations. So, how about trying to get to know me first? Please, please, please, use proper English. Really, it's not that hard. No phone/email, cyber or cam requests. It's not going to happen. Before you write to me think about this, would you approach a woman out in pubilc that way? If not, don't do it here. I've been recently told that the above represents "too many rules". Hmmm a few simple requests, which should be common courtesy. I guess courtesy and respect have become lost arts. Remember, respect works both ways, you respect me, I respect you. If you don't respect me how in the world would you expect me to respect you? And if you are discourteous or rude to me, you CAN expect me to be snarky to you. You get what you give. I currently live about .5 miles west of Cannon Beach. I have a wicked, dry sense of humor. And Lastly: they get soooo old after awhile. After all, if you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all. They really Aren't that different. Thank you.