It has finally come to my attention the vanilla world is not me any longer .We have all probably tried to fit in but the true facts are that there maybe some great looking ladies out there and on online dating sites but the fact remains after meeting them and becoming involved with them they are outright boring and vanilla. I cant wait for them to leave and go back to their little vanilla boring world where everything is LOVELY! I will not be having any more of them in my life as I refuse to continually hide shit and toys so I am not asked the question........What is that? I am a true kink and if I told them the truth it would probably scare the numbers off their house ! If this sounds like where youve been before Ii want to hear from you

My Ideal Person: I am looking for an in shape breathtaking beauty that is not fat and doesnt have more mileage on it than a vegas cab and is into almost everything and opposed to almost nothing . A girly girl the genuine article. I want it to be our thing and screw the vanilla world