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Male Switch, 25, Salmiya
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Male Submissive, 21, NYC, New York
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Male Submissive, 22, Staten Island, New York
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About Jokerschilde
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You know what make me truly laugh?
The thought that with this limited space one can succinctly describe themselves to complete strangers.
People are complex, layered individuals, it would be easier to explain Quantum Physics
than the nuances of mine or anyone elses own nature.
But what the Hell, here goes.
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I am at times a cold-blooded, heartless, sensualist, with bursts of gifted writing and insightful observations.
(Great opening, ummm?)
Longer version for those who like to read:
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I'm an intelligent, college educated, SINGLE, professional, well versed male with over 5 years of experience with submissive and masochistic women.
I enjoy women who are comfortable with their sexuality and who like to have their limits pushed.
I like to take control of a woman, her mind and her body, and use her for our mutual pleasure.
I'm bit of an eccentric, a melange of Byron, Shelley, Lestat de Lioncourt, and Mephistopheles.
I am very old fashioned and have most of the values that are long gone these days.
I will get the door for you, pull out a chair for you, bring you flowers.
I am very positive and easy going, get along with almost everyone, and love to laugh, even at myself.
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Family, friends, and my rescue Bull Terrier "Shadow" are very important to me and although I am a realist, I am a romantic in every sense of the word.
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I have learned volumes from my recent relationships.
High on the list of lessons is how important some of my wants and needs are to me.
I cannot compromise on them.
I cannot negotiate my needs into something less.
Loving someone is an absolute action. It is absolute caring, absolute acceptance, absolute adoration.
Anything less than that feral passion is not going to satisfy me.
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What I am looking for in a partner:
I want to be with someone who not only has feral passion, but openly embraces and she shows it every chance she gets.
Be the primal woman that is inside you and you have me totally!
I am willing to patiently wait for the one that I am truly searching for.
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I love to laugh out loud at inappropriate times ,
I'm here to entertain, amuse, disgust, shock, belittle, titillate, befriend, befuddle, confuse and otherwise enrich your life experience with the joygasm that is Me. (*NOTE: In MY homeland, they call that "sarcasm"-look it up)
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Lets see...more intimate details,
I am NOT a switch...Spanking, Paddling, Whipping, Flogging, and proper use of My riding crop are all good fun...
Using insert able devices on YOU? Good thing. Attempting to use insertable ANYTHING on Me? Bring your insurance card, it won't be pretty.
Will I befriend you? Absolutely.
I will flirt with, say inappropriate things to, swap stories with, debate with, and do all sorts of generally entertaining things with you.
As long as you can deal with that without getting all butt-hurt and offended?
I can be one of the dearest friends you'll ever have-to hang with,
chat on the phone with, shoot pool really badly with ,I.M. with ,torture your tastebuds with My cooking skills with, etcetera.
If not?
I shall TRY to endeavor to get over My crippled ego. (4 seconds tick away)
ahhhh.....there. ALL better. See?
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HOWEVER:
IF having any sort of sexually charged/explicit conversation or flirtation with you means that, in your mind it's headed for the white picket fence,
His & her towel sets and domestic bdsm? bliss? PLEASE up your dosage and move on.
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I'm a Musician, a Biker, and a grade-A certifiable lunatic.
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What I am NOT looking for in a partner:?
DRAMA QUEENS, and SCBAB's annoy the living crap out of me and are not welcome in my life, it is too short to waste on such.
My photos are current and show a VERY accurate image of me, please include a RECENT photo,?
Like more than a few here I have been disappointingly surprised by some recently and I did not appreciate it.
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Wow if you have made it this far, thanks for hanging in there.
Now, before you build your own personal altar to worship Me upon, or make a little voodoo doll to stab pins through, or begin sacrificing chickens for ritualistic love spells to make Me yours, go back and carefully reread the profile.
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Approach Me with respect, you will receive it in return.
Approach Me for friendship, it will be cheerfully accepted, no strings attached.
Approach Me with an attitude, you get it back in spades.
Attack Me or My friends in ANY way, you will get it back a thousand fold.
Approach Me with cash, you're buying the first round.
Approach Me with a hatchet, we've probably already dated.
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Let's have fun, kiddies. |
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Watch out now, take care
Beware of the thoughts that linger
Winding up inside your head
The hopelessness around you
In the dead of night
Beware of sadness
It can hit you
It can hurt you
Make you sore and what is more
That is not what you are here for |
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