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My video response to Lent:

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Watching the Olympic Games Opening Ceremony, wondering if the uniforms for Greece might be hand-me-downs.

Just took 9 hard inches...of rain....and it keeps comin!  I don't know if it'll ever dry out or if we'll have any bridges left after the weekend.

My new Thai girlfriend says that having a small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship......I still wish she didn't have one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compersion

"Everyone's got a plan until they get hit"  - Joe Louis

I babysat my nephews last night.  They were playing a dodgeball-like game.  One says to the other - "this game needs a name - lets call it PEGGING".   All I could do was wince.

Things that boggle my mind about Collarme:

1.  Lots of young women taking pictures of themselves giving the middle finger to the camera.  It seems foolish on many levels.  Is there an upside that I am missing?

2.  The disproportionately sized people that make some pretty wild demands of what they want in a submissive.  I wonder if they're ever fulfilled.

3.  The dynamic of the super gorgeous people that want nothing to do with me other than cashing my checks.  There's one component of spoiling a Woman you'd like to put on a pedastal, but shouldn't she like SOME of my qualities?

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don’t much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn’t matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get SOMEWHERE," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you’re sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

Just another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.  I got some money cause I just got paid. How I wish I had someone to talk to, I'm in an awful way.

I want 4 whole chickens and a coke.

I was in Subway this afternoon and had to endure the three women in front of me ordering:  "do you get 6 inches?"  "oh yes, I love it" "it's just the right size".  It was painful to hold back, I think I pulled something.