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About IrishCoffee
~Taking a break from on line dating! I will update when I return!~
Well, first and foremost, I am the lucky recipient of a wonderful little virus called HSV. (The "down there" strand AND the mouth kind, yay for me!) It's helped me more than hindered me, but by no means does that qualify as reason for me to spread it. So, no matter how hot you think I am, how hot I think you are, if you do not posses the affliction yourself, please disregard my existence and move on to the next profile.
Oh, bother. I apologize for not adding this earlier --- I do not do long distance. I do NOT do sexting and cybering and blah-de-blahing. If it isn't in the flesh, then don't even start with me. I'm sorry, but that's not fun to me anymore. That's a waste of time. And no, I'm not going to fly off to some state to meet a stranger. I don't have money for that and I'm sure as hell not going to accept the amount of money to do that from you. It.Just.Won't.Happen. Sorry. --- EDIT: I swear to fucking Christ if you message me acting like YOU DID NOT EVEN READ THIS PART consider yourself fucking blocked for fucks sakes guys Jesus shittin' Christ. -ahem- *back to modest composure*
I'm not a fan of profiles, don't know anyone who is, really. I much prefer to do the "Who the fk is this person" business through actual conversation, not just this one-sided blabbering that's always either a little too confident or a little too low of the self-esteem Richtor scale.
I suppose you could know right off the bat things like... I like cult-classic movies, I'm a huge Billy Joel fan, I try to be as nice as I can but the older I get the harder that is to do (and I'll be honest and say I was never totally great at it to begin with.) I have a child whom you will never meet but I will gush about occasionally. I do not do the outdoorsy stuff, like, I can barely get myself to walk around the block let alone go climb a mountain.
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I'd really like to say that - yes, I am taking my time to write this right now, instead of you, who ever you are ---- it is a busy life I lead, and assume you do, too. If I do not respond quickly enough - for fucks sake don't be a little bitch about it. Patience, yo. I might have to sign off 'cause my kid just got a bloody nose, or my neighbor came for a visit, or I don't have to give you a fkn reason, how 'bout that? I'll get back when I can. If it really does seem like a while, just send a sweet message like, "Hey, did I get lost in all the spam?" Maybe you did and I'll light up and say, "OMG, OH, SHIT! It's that guy, yay!" Manners, tho, my dears.
I'm submissive - but not right off the bat. If you want some one that just crumbles right away then I'm too much for you to handle, sorry to say.
Are people seriously charging money to talk on here? Like, I'm all for the freedom to be a legit paid whore, but, seriously? I dunno. That ain't what I'm here for. |
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