iHATEmyself

Some of You, or maybe all of you think this is just a cry for help.

You're right. It is. i'm pretty much like alot of other self-loathing guys cruising this site.
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i'm NOT gonna commit suicide nor do anything crazy that's gonna make the national news, with my mugshot on every television set on the planet.

Before i proceed, here is a disclaimer: I UNDERSTAND THAT I'M NOT GONNA GET LAID, OR GET ANY SORT OF SEX FROM ANY FEMALES I CHAT/MEET. I MEAN, I LIKE VAGINAL OR ORAL SEX. HELL, I EVEN LOVE IT! BUT I UNDERSTAND I WILL NOT GET THAT. SO, I DARE NOT ASK.

Believe it or not, i'm in a social/work/vanilla situation where i actually have not one, but two females(human adults) vying for my attention.

I typically should take any pussy i can, but then there'd have to be the whole relationship "thing". Now these two bitches aren't totally hideous or anything like that. It's just i'd have to deal with the headaches, gas money, the PMS, OMG! the PMS, gifts, femenine hygiene products, perfumes, her fuckin' cat scratching up the furniture, and the worst of all, her
douchebag friends/relatives!

Don't get me wrong PMS is cool, if She's HOT, and brandishing a whip (or whatever else it is She wants to hurt me with, and i mean HURT me bad!). And i will tolerate the above forementioned list of things because it's not about what i like, but what about She likes.

How did i get this way?, might You ask. Like i said, i do have a viable chance of getting laid. But if i have to deal with the whole "relationship thing",She'd have to be some sort of Goddess. Shes gotta have an ass that goes KABOOM! Tits that go KAPOW!
She's gotta be a B.I.T.C.H.
(Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons).

Well, as you've guessed it, no female of that caliber will "go all the way" with me. Treat me like shit and i'll love You forever for it. i am experience and i'll update my journal every day.