Looked at every Domme in France who has been in here in 2012 and NONE had a profile with an audio message. I want those accents! And I will pay!

Looked at every Domme in New Zealand who has been in here in 2012 and only one had a profile with an audio message. I want those accents! And I will pay!

Let's play a game:

I love accents. If you have a profile with an audio greeting with an accent, then send me a quick message. I will pay two dollars for every second of your message.

But there is a catch: This offer is only good for 10 minutes. I'll start my watch on a countdown of 10: If you contact me within that time, I will also pay two dollars for every minute left on my watch.

Make sure to include your email in your message so I can send you the money via paypal.

The game starts at 12:25 a.m. Aug. 12. Go!

No winner! booo..........

Let's play a game:

I love British accents. I'm starting my stop-watch for a 1-hour countdown. I will pay the first girl with an audio greeting with a British accent who contacts me. If there are 60 minutes left on the countdown, she gets $60. If 59 minutes, $59, etc. In American dollars, paid instantly via paylpal.

The game starts at 3:13 p.m. ET on Aug. 5. GO!!!

3:22, no one yet!

3:46 no one yet.

4:13. No payout!

let's play a game: I will start my stop-watch for a 1-minute countdown. The first female to write "pay me" gets as many dollars as seconds are left. So if you respond in 10 seconds you will $50. No response in one minute and no one wins. Paid immediately via paypal. It is exactly 3 p.m. Aug. 5. GO!

Aw. Nobody responded within a minute. Some cutie could have made $60! But we will play again!

Just got "my" grades on the Emergency Management essays: 30 out of 30 on all three. Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!   :)

Aw, shucks, i don't get to pay her for NOT being perfect!

Just completed three short Emergency Management assignments for a Lesbian college cute who dresses as a man. Yum! But i may be in trouble because i could not find enough research to complete the fourth one.

I would love to be owned by a Lesbian couple who keep me locked in chastity and providing them total servitude, including financial...

Completed three short business assignments for a college Goddess! She is a Lesbian, and i love serving them because they truly believe i am pathetic and my tiny cock is worthless -- it's not just a game.

i bow down to CruelMissOphelia, who not only found the punctuation error in my profile but SLAUGHTERED me at Scrabble, winning by 186 points (which means i owe her $186). She did get the Z,Q,J,X and K (ALL of the high point letters). Whine!!!

Wrote a contract for a College Cutie who was having her first BDSM session with a client and needed to ensure liability. Fun!

Some of you College Cuties don't get how the male psyche works. i did a bunch of work for this one girl, and because it wasn't perfect i bought Her something off Her wish list (as i promise to do for all of You). And Her response? NOTHING! Not even an acknowledgement that She received it.

So.... no more work for Her for now. But if she had said, "Nice gift, old man, now get your tiny dick back to work and see if You can get me 100 percent..."

That's all it takes!

Today I turned in to a College Cutie a thesis statement and list of arguments for the paper i am writing on prostitution.

This morning i wrote a short essay on Web 2.0 for a College Cutie!

My number 1 client (so far) wants to "collar" me -- that is, make me HER homework slave exclusively! And this just a week after i started as a homework slut! It's an incredible compliment, and i will have to seriously consider it -- to be OWNED by a College Cutie! But .... do i want to do homework for just one Beauty? Hmmm...

She has cammed with me, so i know She is really who She says She is. Today She says i am going to spank myself on cam for Her because of forgetting to uppercase Her name. Eventually, if i am a good homework slut, She will let me eat my cum for Her on cam. This is so exciting!

Finished the Cornell application!

 Have homework to do tonight for TWO college cuties.... i will be up late!

Oh, so now the Stanford applicant wants to go to Cornell, too! And that app is due Wednesday! i am a busy slut!

The Stanford applicant let me eat my cum as a reward for completing her application! She had me jack off into a shot glass and then drink it, and send her pictures. Yumm!!!

Completed a Current Events quiz for a new Homework Domme this morning. 15 questions -- hope i got them all correct or i will have to PAY!

My itty bitty clitty dickie is 1 3/4 inches soft and 4 3/4 inches hard.

 Small dick humiliation, anyone?

Whew! Finished that Stanford application! Due on the 15th. Now on to other assignments! She wants me to write a sexy story for a guy who is going to pay her for it, and thinks she's writing it. LOL!!!

Wrote two other short essays for a Stanford application. My Cutie did not like one of them at all. i think i am going to be punished!!!

Stayed up most of the night working on one essay question for a Stanford application for a Princess. Wouldn't that be ironic, if i helped her get into Stanford, a school i never dreamed of applying to?

Got 90 percent on a science quiz, so i have to pay up. There were only 10 questions and i missed one true/false question:

 Science emerged as a recognizable system of study in 800s BC.

 i answered true! What a dolt! There was nothing like scence then!

 i deserve a spanking ... but i will have to settle for a fine.

 Princess Mattie, won't you please spank my ass as well as my wallet?

Working on a paper on prostitution for a college cutie. That's pretty funny, since i am a reverse prostitute: i PAY to provide my services, lol.

Had 19 out of 19 questions right (out of 25) when online test timed out because i took too long. Because i was a bad boy, i bought her a $25 bra off her wish list....

Got a 100 percent for a college cutie on a literature test on Sir Gawain and the Green Knight!