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About Gianna1s
?Please if you do not like my profile or what it says just pass me by. No need to email me and be hateful. Just hide me and block me and no more worries. Please just leave me alone if you have something bad to say because I do not care for people who are not nice.
no time to play.
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Holy hell, I am done...no more school!!!
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now to pass my boards, yikes
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BBW,?do you know what this means?? if not look it up,
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not looking at this time but thanks. My life is a
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big hot mess right now. I just come to escape?
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the every day and see what may be.
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If you are married, please don't bother. Ok...for those who don't get this or understand...if you are a married dom, switch, or sub and married...do not email me. I don't want to deal with a married man. Go work it out with your wife or get divorced. If you cant till the kids get older blah, blah, blah tough. No married men. One more time, no married men.
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Same goes if your head fits into your
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ass when you open your mouth. I know that the
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guys?who actually have those heads will not get
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this but a girl has to try and stay sane.
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We are much to old and kinky for elf on the shelf...
We get whore in the drawer... love pinterest |
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So no, if you live half way or all the way across the country I am not going to become your sub unless you will be moving to north east Jersey. That does not mean write me more letters its not going to happen. |
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“Dominance without caring is just selfishness.
A true dominant is also a leader and a good
leader cares for their subordinates and often
times shoulders the heavy loads!”
Borrowed from bigguy79’s journal |
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Stole this from a profile today with great thanks... I try to be nice but sometimes you just can't.
Have you ever looked at someone, and said to yourself
"Life would have been so much better if their mom had just swallowed?" - Quote from Analangel.
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style="background: white;">Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip:
style="background: white;">shopping, casinos, massages, facials.
style="background: white;">Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and
style="background: white;">tells her she isn't going.
style="background: white;">Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.
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style="background: white;">Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the
style="background: white;">bar drinking a glass of wine.
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style="background: white;">"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting
style="background: white;">you go?"
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style="background: white;">"Well,
style="background: white;">I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I was
style="background: white;">sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands
style="background: white;">over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"
style="background: white;">
style="background: white;">I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.
style="background: white;">He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with
style="background: white;">perfume, had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over............On
style="background: white;">the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to
style="background: white;">the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you
style="background: white;">want."
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style="background: white;">So here I am.
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A Montana senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Montana State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.
He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Montana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back".
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper, as he drove away.
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions:
A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on
"Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to
lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what
your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies".
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom. |
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A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Oceanview restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.
10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.
10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.
10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.
10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of a hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol.
10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.
10 years later, the group of 75-years-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.
10 years later, the group of 85-years-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before. |
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Three men were
hiking through a forest...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to
the other side, the first man prayed:
God, please give
me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big
arms and strong legs...
and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost
drowned twice.
After witnessing
that, the second man
prayed:
'God, please give
me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a
kayak and strong arms and strong
legs...
And he was able to
row across
in about an hour
after
almost
capsizing once
Seeing what
happened to the first two men,
the third man
prayed:
'God, please give
me the strength, the tools and the
intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
Keep reading the answer is below?..
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the
map, hiked one hundred
yards upstream...
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and walked across
the bridge
Guys, if at first
you don't succeed, do it the way
your wife told
you!
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I got pulled over by a cop today and she said PAPERS and I said
SCISSORS I WIN!!!
Then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser!! |
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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.... |
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It's Summer...no more school.
Ahhhh freedom |
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home...fun...will never drive 22 hours again, I have to learn to fly again |
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You will never find a person you love who won't hurt you. Instead you should concentrate on finding a person that makes the pain worth it. |
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This should make everyone laugh!!!
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Remember this the next time
you need to return something
and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
A woman went to the service counter
and told the clerk she wanted a refund
for the toaster she bought because it
won't work The clerk told her that
he can't give her a refund because
she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her
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'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'
The befuddled clerk ran away to
get the store manager in front of
a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman
and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?'
She explains the problem with the
toaster, and he also tells her that
he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws
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'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'
Which begins to draw an even
bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' ! ;
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'BECAUSE, I LIKE
TO HAVE MY NIPPLES
PINCHED WHEN
I'M BEING SCREWED !!'
The crowd broke into applause
and her money was quickly refunded!!
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Its always worth the trouble, the work to find that person. Friend, lover...
Its the hope that brings you back. |
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One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!'
I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkenedRay Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.'
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I could not help but print this because I got so many questions incorrect as well!!!! That and its so cute!!
What Starts with F and ends with K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... | |
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How about this... If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Maybe...don't worry be happy!!!
Smiles everyone, smiles!!!
Music makes the heart less heavy.
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"If you do things well,do them better. Be daring, be first, be different, be just."
Anita Roddick
"Don't cry because its over.
Smile because it happened."
Dr. Seuss |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
A New Drink...
Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear...
"It's called Blowjob revenge" |
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I want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
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Ladies want to stop all the junk mail?!?
Put bbw in your profile works like a charm. True or not they will have to ask. |
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See my friends love me they always tell me what I get to look forward to in my life!!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy |
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x Does any person on here come away with what they need? Do you learn what you need by giving? Is that what makes this so hard, that you want to give not just take and he has to handle both? gia x |
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It means I am free to be me. One hundred percent me with no questions about why I like the things I do. It means I can truly give myself to a man who can handle the emotions of a D/s coming together. I can find smart men who have a grip on the life they lead and are able to grip mine. It means I get to explore where my life should be going inside myself. It means I get to be pleasing and obey for my freedom, because it does set me free. |
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I wish you enough?
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude
bright no matter how gray the day may appear .
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting.
I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye. |
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Truly Beautiful. It made me cry and know there is somethings in life you just can't believe!
www dot glumbert dot com
back slash media back slash connie |
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GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know
where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out.
Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. |
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I never new how amazing the water could be. Until someone pointed it out to me how truly sensual it is. I?ve always loved to play and goof and swim. Until I thought of him watching from the deck and knowing everything I was doing. It was like a dream of sensation and almost a secret play space for my body and mind. The water in the pool was hot and the water from the hose was cold and electric.
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I can not even say how many times I have said Fine and walked away and they just never shut up!!!
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time tanding here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F..K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's
wrong", for the woman's response refer to #3.
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If there was ever a doubt that this world is a truly amazing place all you have to do is be outside on a day like today! Flowers in bloom,sun hot, nice little wind...
So my question is: how long do you leave your submissive tied to the deck in the sun???
How crazy would she be if tied to a chair spread open, arms above her head.
Fucking machine just barely entering her?
How long before the need is so great she would do anything??? |
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Maybe this is the year I find someone who really understands no matter what...
I have always wondered if there was someone like that for me...
Is it like that for anyone?
Happy spring!!!!!!! |
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EVERY PERSON SHOULD OWN A PAIR OF CROCS!!!
They are ugly, big clunky, heaven!!!
Its like walking on a cloud. I love them!!!!
I even have backing of a profootball player hes the one who told me how great they are!!!
I wonder if they make fuck me crocs, nah.
Us girls can dream though... |
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It is going to be an amazing day!!!! |
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So I think every one who likes Pro sports should have to put who they like in there profile. Do I really want to kneel to someone who likes the Jets or god forbid the Giants?
So in that light I am a Oakland Raiders fan. Good draft pick, but I want to see there asses on the field. |
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Diets Suck the big fricken dog!!!!!
Can't eat Beef, Mad cow...
Can't eat chicken, bird flu...
Can't eat eggs, Salmonella...
Can't eat pork ,Fears of trichinosis...
Can't eat fish, heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat...
Can't eat fruits and veggies, Insecticides and herbicides...
I believe that leaves
Chocolate!!!!!!!! |
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Oh where, oh where has my little DOM gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his flogger cut short and his whip cut long.
Oh where, oh where can he be?
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"Can I trust that he will be there for me when it
counts, no matter what, like I would be for him?"
If this does not evoke a ?Yes Absolutely? from
you don?t bother to contact me.
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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son. |
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We all need to laugh, even if we don't feel like.
Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would
have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they
got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her
mother,"so how was the honeymoon?"
Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard
before!
I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home...,
"PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what cou ld be so awful?
WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust,
wash, iron, and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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I just do not understand... |
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love
truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. |
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GREAT QUIZ!!!!!!!
"""www
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quiz-sex-toy"""
It was a very fun thing to do, check it out!
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It is a joke!!!
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be
The MAN Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f---n' funeral director would be my first
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Completely used?
Never abused.
No explanation necessary.
If you don?t understand don?t write. |
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Did you know, there are over 500 songs with kiss in the title?
What a world we live in, greatest song title.
A kiss to build a dream on...
I have been making a CD with all kissing songs, best title yet.
?It?s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.?
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Why do people think that it should be easy to find the one that not only holds your body but your mind as well. |
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"A mans place is protector, provider, teacher. A womans place is to nurture, serve, love, and be protected."
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Smile, when you write your letters!
It does matter... |
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Why is it that when someone says, oh don?t be shy, they think that they are magically fixing the problem? |
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I know I have no room to talk, as my picture is not up here. Does nobody look at the back rounds on the pictures. Did no one ever teach anyone to smile. We know you guys are all tough but would it kill you to smile. We want the heart as well as the mind. So smile for goodness sakes! |
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"Looking to get to know someone online for now."
This does not mean I want to play online.
Don't people have to get to know each other anymore? |
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I didn't know, how much I never knew. So much to learn and accept. |
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Male Switch, 50, Omaha, Nebraska
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Female Submissive, 36
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Female Submissive, 20, Reading, Pennsylvania
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Male Submissive, 26, Kent
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Female Dominant, 42, near Milan
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Male Dominant, 42, Bloomington, Indiana
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Male Dominant, 24, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Female Submissive, 49, Chatsworth, California
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Female Submissive, 20, atlanta, Georgia
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Female Submissive, 30, somewhere, Indiana
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Female Submissive, 19, Perth-travel lots
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Male Submissive, 46, mpls, mn, Minnesota
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