Ok, settle down now, and read carefully. ?We are FourTits. ?As the name would imply, that would be TwoCunts, and you can rest assured we are of OneMind as well. ?We seek a submissive boy for tasks including but not limited to:
Nails (toes and hands)
Backrubs (lower, shoulders)
Licking (you-know-where)
Fucking one or both of us (you will only EVER cum?when/as ordered) and we do require a hard cock just in case. ?Viagra probably wouldn't be sustainable and healthy on a daily basis, and we do like our dick, darlin'
Cooking (dinner would be nice on the table sometimes, as would breakfast in the occasional bed).
Cleaning (bring your toothbrush)
Heavy lifting (we're just girrrrls)
Shopping, errands and the like.
In other words, we want a husband to share, of sorts, who will do as he's told and be happy doing it.
As a general rule we don't believe in orgasm denial, other than to make orgasms harder. ?We think it is unnatural for a man not to cum, but we do not seek a wanker, and would prefer a cock hard and ready for use at all times. ?Hell, a gal cannot possibly have enough towel hangers now, can she?). ?Now orgasm control is quite another matter, and one you would probably be trained in. ?No popping your cock without permission(s)....
A large-ish (on the thick side) cock is preferred, and a positive "will-do" attitude should be presented. ?We'd prefer that you were cute and rich, but we have plenty of paper bags and we're not afraid to use them. ?You'll pay your own way, and you can treat us when you want; this will not be pay-for-play or anything such. ??
You would be a chattel, and while you will have you own home, at least initially, you would have a key to ours, and you would have your orders set and clear. ?You will be trustworthy enough to be in our lives, and if even think about crossing or betraying us you will wake up in a garbage dump in Mexico one morning with no shoes...you've been warned.
If you're married your wife will need to know. ?If she doesn't, we don't see how it can be sustainable, for we're going to need consistent service, and would prefer you to be at our beck/call. ?Wifey might not understand if we're horny one night for cock. ?Unless you want to bring her along and she can make tea and cookies; we will use you sexually generally each alone, maybe together if we feel kinky.
Compliance, obedience, cleanliness, blah blah blah, yes, of course, all that stuff. ?But really, you should re-read this entire piece, twice, and if your cock is still hard, if your breath is short, if you're drooling, you may write an application for consideration of service. ?You'd better use the term Dear Misses in the lead so that we knew you read this far, ok?
You should know that we're both exceedingly cute, have our lives and loves and seek nothing more (we know of) beyond what is written here. ?You will be permitted to grovel and beg, at least sometimes, but as a general rule, if there's nothing else to do, you should be on your hands and knees with a towel over your back, at the ready as an end-table. ?The towel is because the drinks you just served us have ice in them, and that shit's cold on a fella's back.
She prefers younger, I prefer older; it matters not really, but that you're a good good good good boy.
Any questions, feel free to ask. ?We don't want form letters and we are very serious about this. ?This could be a very very good thing for the right boy; don't waste our time please or we'll cut off your balls and serve them to you roasted in a nice bell pepper.
No drive-by's, on-lines, just-visitings, or I'll-relocates please; be real or be history. ?You'll get our pictures when we feel like it and not before.
Ta darlings; let the perversion(s) begin.
