And, as for that “turd” up in the oval orifice…Pleeeeeese, don’t get me started!

After this debacle over the Military death benefits, I think IT should be hung by IT’s balls and, thoroughly, spanked!

 Isn’t it obvious who has priority in DC ? They didn’t shut down the B-Ball courts up there! Oh No!

 And, because the Illegals have “1^st amendment rights…” the mall is left open to them, but closed to our Military families who want to grieve at THEIR memorials.  Do these illegals, really have rights? I think they do have a right to be sent back to their previous homes, and at their own expense!  And, there, they should complain all they want, to their own damned governments!  

I’m pretty sure, that if Un’kle Obie hasn’t da bucks, or the balls, to take care of his own Military, he still could have shown, at least a miniscule measure of leadership, and requested that any of the numerous Vet organizations provide security and clean up, to keep the sites open. I’m pretty sure they, every one of these Vet organizations would have volunteered for the opportunity to serve, again, in any way that they could, and with the respect, and compassion, for those who would like to visit THEIR memorials, that our Commander an' Creep fails to show! When is our Dumb Ass in Chief going to realize, it is not “Federal Property”, it is “WE THE PEOPLE’S” PROPERTY!!!

Once they get it figured out that the whole damned money supply is “bogus” fiat currency, only made good by the blessings of the Fed up Reserved, the gig is up!

I ask again, “Why does a country that can create its own money, ever borrow???”  

This is, a manufactured crisis…

Cab’

Ok, ok, I’ve been asked soooo many times, “what wine, and what cheese?”

Well, after giving this some more thought, and popping a few more corks, not to mention, peeling back a few cheesy things…

For cabernet, I think I’d go with 7 Oak’s  Lohr. But, I am turning into a Malbec kind of girl, so there I have to say, Alamos’ Malbec.

Not just any kind of chocolates will do, either! Van’s truffles, up in Hendersonville NC, yummie!

Then for the cheese, Danish blue on flatbread crackers. But, I also like Asiago. IT’s a tough call…but the blue makes the wines taste sooo good!~

Cab’

There was a famous gangster, who when asked “why do you rob banks?” Replied, “because that is where the money is!”

Duh!!!

I can anticipate Obama’s secret, and withheld, observations, when he is asked “Why tax the rich?” Well, really, “because that is where the money is!”

Duh!!! 

(I wonder if he has green tights and a pheasant feathered cap hanging in his closet, next to the bow and arrows...)

Cab'

Now why is it, that we spend so ‘ef’in’ much time on Obama’s “concerns for Buffet’s Secretary having to pay a higher tax rate,” and then looking to Buffet to crank his rate? It seems to me the glaringly obvious thing to do would be to LOWER the secretary’s rate to reflect Buffet’s. After all, there are more secretary voters then there are Buffets.

But, you see that just would not do anything but bring back Reagan’s voodoo economics! (and we can have that!) Actually, it was ancient China that figured that one out. You lower the  taxes, even in economic hard times, and wa’la, you have a booming economy, and more taxes coming in as a result of that. There is no "voodoo" about it! It is historical fact. Could it be, that Obama's intent is not to have economic recovery, but to go for the very throats of the ones that produce the economy?

Don’t even get me started, on how income taxes are illegal on individual’s incomes, anyway. The damned tax code says “those that are required to pay”, but it never says any thing about “individuals” who are NOT required to pay. It does, however,  have a very structured set of rules for corporations though, and to which group most of Mr. Buffet’s income belongs. Is it any wonder why he has a lower tax rate? The tax laws were written for imaginary entities called “corporations”, and not humans who happen to also be citizens of the US. Duh!!! These corporations have a duty to the Fed Gov, for their very existence, so why should they not pay taxes for all their bail outs and court time involved? On the other hand, the Federal government has a duty to individuals, citizens, non corporations, for it's very existance. So, when is it ever going to figure that out?

Now, if we get busy addressing that Secretary’s illegally confiscated income tax, and why she doesn’t have to pay in the first place, and delve into the how that is why her problems will never truly be addressed, nor will her "rates” be lowered, she might start getting the idea that all she has to do, is to stop paying taxes! You see, because then we would have to address those facts, and then the whole damned income tax scam topples. If you think teabags solved anything, just wait until they stop paying taxes!

“Voluntary compliance," My ass!!!

You see, Mr. Obama has only one lawful recourse, and that is to go after Mr. Buffet's corporations for those much needed federal spending revenues...Let see how happy Buff'y and Gates are, after that happens!

Now, I will ask again, "why does a government that  has the power to create money, ever need to borrow it?" Answer: "So that then there is a national 'deb't, on which the citizens owe payment on, and extreme justifications for taxes!" Too, if you just print the stuff, then you bypass the tax and evey one suffers equally, in the form of "inflation".  Want to see inflation gone wild? Look at Nazi Germany...

Still full of piss and vinegar,

Cab’

Pussy play:

http://www.orgasmarts.com/gspot-video/

YA, about that NLP...

Here is a link to Wiki stuff on NLP (neuro linguistic programming, the “it is all sweetness and light”, we just use this to help people, version) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuro-linguistic_programming

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When you see some one walking about with a little clip board an on it, a set of charts with some thing that looks like smilie faces on it, beware their next move after they have spoken with you for a few minutes. They are a newly initiated, NLP practitioner!

With NLP, the first thing to beware, and be aware of, is an "incomplete hand shake" maneuver. This is where someone starts to shake your hand and you reach for it, and they fail to complete. This puts your analyzer (analytical mind) in a stall, a light trance state, and makes you susceptible to NLP "commands", or patterns, or in hypnosis lingo "suggestions” for a brief period of time.

From there the operator, pick up artist, or hypnotist, deepens the trance state with language patterns that are known to do this. .

When you are analytically stalled, you become "highly suggestible". It all seems to just be light conversation at first, then, much later you are beginning to wonder why you are experiencing a lost feeling, not there, or ungrounded, not sure where all the time went, etc…, type of sensation.

Women who have been date raped with ruffies (slang for a date rape drug), experience similar phenomena. It is the analyzer (yor conscious mind) attempting to piece together “what happened” while it was shut down, and told it was not…

The incomplete hand shake (developed by Erickson) is one of the simpler "hypnosis induction techniques", a light trance inducer, if you want to call it that. There are many others! Once one understands the phenomena, there are many devious ways to stall another person's analyzer (analytical mind). Turn the lights off at an unexpected time, with no communication bridge (like “I’m going to turn the lights off now…”) and you stall some one’s analyzer. Then you install suggestions, hook them to a triggers, tell them to forget that you did anything, and then wake them up. You test fire the trigger, and observe the response. If successful you see the suggestion carried out.

NLP developed a whole field of language patterns that can surreptitiously stall an analyzer. There are very specific techniques to create patterns of speech, on the fly, to induce trance states. And, people are susceptible to rapport establishment along the lines of certain groupings of them. These groupings are visual statements, auditory statements, and feeling statements. (“Looks like… Sounds like…Feels like…and any adverbs or adjectives that fit those descriptions) The discovered NLP theory states that you can watch a person’s eye movements to detect quickly which grouping they might be susceptible to. Using those patterns best suited to them, you can establish rapport , then lead them into the deeper trance state with further patterns designed for that purpose, then install programming, program that person to change, or modify a behavior, a feeling, or to start, or to stop an activity.

Light trance states can also be done with simple NLP patterns, pre canned stories, allegories, parables, metaphors, etc.. that have been prepared with the specific intent to induce trance. If you have watched “Another Earth” The girl in the story helps a guy get over a head ache using an NLP pattern and technique. She observes that he is primarily processing (analyzing) through sound, she begins tapping on the table with the butt of a knife (unexpected action designed to catch his analyzer’s attention, develop rapport, and to stall him). When she sees he is stalled, she began her pattern, a visual story about a “Russian astronaut who was going nutz…” this deepened his state, and installed a solution, for his headache. Once she had installed the commands, she suddenly stopped the table tapping, and brought his analyzer back online. She told him “and when he (the astronaut) woke up, the tapping sound in his head was gone, and he could only hear music, beautiful music.Would you like to hear that musci, in your head once again?" She stopped her tapping, and said, "Now, OPEN YOUR EYES!” She tested his response to her trigger, and his headache was suddenly gone. Over the next few days he diligently went to work on his music (what she installed). She observed that the trigger worked, and the man was healed not only of his immediate headache, but also of his depression and inability to do his music (he was a gifted musician). This is one of the “sweetness and light” stories that NLP practitioners like to promote.

Erikson, a famous 40’s 50’s and 60’s therapist and master hypnotist, first discovered that "analyzer stall/shut down" phenomena, and used it to cure “incurable” psych patients. But, he was unable to explain to others, just how he did this. Later Grinder and Bandler and company, attempting to “pattern” Ericson, figured out how to do what Ericson does so others could also duplicate the results. They discovered the “how” and passed it on in, and as, their new therapy “NLP”. It has since evolved into a Scientology type cult following popular with lots of business professional, especially those involved with sales and motivation, the pick up artist community, and fad/pop therapists.

In the early 80’s Ross Jefferies picked up the techniques and altered them into what he calls “Speed Seduction”. Later, ‘90’s and 2000’s, David Shade pared up with Marc Cunningham to develop a complete hypnosis system based on Ericson’s, Jefferies’, and NLP techniques. Marc Cunningham trains stage and clinical hypnotist. Shade is one of the sleaziest PUA’s, and one of their guru’s.

David Shade aimed his products exclusively at training pick up artists how to get women to do what the PUA wanted, bordering on, but supposedly never crossing the line of “against their wills”. The reasoning being that old hypnosis misrepresentation, that “under hypnosis you would never do anything you really did not want to do.” And the PUA’s belief that “really all they want to do is have some good sex, and a good time with the PUA” (Is that an “over confident” factor?)

Well, in a highly suggestible state, many things that usually filter your actions, are not present The analyzer is not functioning, and you are not filtering your processes as you usually do. In other words, what the PUA suggests, (commands, tells you under trance state) you really, really, want to do, or not want to do…All depending on what reward/punishment resources he hooked up during the suggestion process, and anchored with a command, touch, or special signal, and completed with a suggestion to go back into trance and perform the suggested act, upon that signal.

Now, if an unscrupulous person (sleaze bag), armed with these skills, can get you to voluntarily perform (things you might normally believe to be not in your best interests, unsafe, dangerous, or slutty) his desired tasks, or sexual favors, what is to stop him from installing a “forgetter mechanism” (as L. Ron Hubbard liked to call them) a post hypnotic suggestion “to forget” that anything ever happened, except that you had an interesting time, enjoyed yourself, etc…upon a given signal, while they’re are in an unwitting, and deliberately induced, deep trance?

Sorry, I could not explain all this at dinner. I did a bunch of research on this for a class project back in 2001. It is not an easy discussion in public, and I needed to organize it into a simplified presentation. This is NLP in a nut shell, it is hypnosis, with very covert teeth…It is “Nuro Linguistic Patterning” It’s roots were always in hypnosis, and NLP is hypnosis on steroids…Being paraded as a “motivational tool”, and “good therapy.”

Links:

The “dark side of the force”: http://www.thenlpcompany.com/persuasion-skills.php

Speed seduction: http://speedseduction.net/

Down and dirty “Pick Up Artist” definitions for NLP (“HB” is PUA slang for “Honey Bunny”, a girl that is a “10”) : http://www.pualingo.com/pua-definitions/neuro-linguistic-programming-nlp/

MarcCunninghams site http://trucor.com/

David Shades "advanced sexual hypnosis" : http://davidshadesmanual.com/#utm_nooverride=1

The last two guys know what they're doing and are not ashamed of it's roots. Erickson, while sucessful at what he did, was also considered a sleaze bag in his time...

"And, now, you have...the rest of the story!" Paul Harvey

I'm sure my letter, to my dinner date, is going to rile up a few of you perves...

Cab'

ROFLMAO!!!

I’ve been doing some mining research for a project I am working on. And, I ran across some interesting data provided by the USGS about world gold production. Because I have worked in silver and made a few bills on it, I was watching out for statistics for silver as well. A couple of items caught my attention.

First, annual gold production back in the 80's and 90's, when gold took it’s first leap was around 240 metric tonnes (a metric tonne is 1000 kilograms. A kilo is about 2.5 lbs, and there are 12 troy oz to a lb. Roughly, 32 grams, is a troy ounce. So that should cover most units gold and silver are sold in). Later, I was looking at production for the last 5 years, which averaged about 2580 Mt each year. More gold was produced in those last 5 years than was produced in the 80’s and 90’s combined. In other words, there should be a glut of gold on the market, yet the prices are still soaring!

Gold production is flat (constant) at present, even though production usually has an increasing trend. There is a noticeable 30 year cycle in gold production, where it peaks every 30 years, consistently, and then that drops off in a similar 30 year cycle that lags the rise by about 10 years. That 10 year lag is overdue.

All the statistics for silver were not readily available. However, silver production seems to be running about the same as it has been. And yet, silver is not seeing the dramatic increases in price, which gold is seeing. All the gurus are saying that “silver will boom because the demand for gold is running higher than the gold production. And when that price gets too high for most investors, they will turn to silver…”

Also, there is the gold to silver ratio in production that usually runs about 1 to 20-30 in silver. And so, traditionally, the prices have been comparative in that ratio’s range. This was so true, for so many years, that one could look at the price ratios between gold and silver and see which was off. There is always price fluctuation. But in the long run traditional valuations seldom strayed from that ratio. This is not so, as of today it is running about 1 to 58. Or, gold is about double (or triple) what it should be currently priced. If not lower, since there has been a glut of gold production!

It looks to me, like we are being lied to about what is going on with the gold. And, that there is a huge price bubble happening, right now, in gold, that is being artificially manipulated. This is similar to what happened with the housing market, there was a gross amount of over production while the bankers loaned out money left and right to people who could not afford to buy, then a collapse in price when that bubble burst, and the money supply for that purpose was cut/shut off. (Wasn't the Federal Reserve Bank System created to prevent that sort of thing from happening?) I suspect the same is happening, with the gold market, right now.

It would be an interesting study to discover where the cash for that activity is coming from. Exactly, "who" is buying up all the gold? Shades of Hunt brothers, circa 1983? Could it be, that governments are buying it up, anticipating the removal of the US dollar as an international currency? Since gold has always been a unit of measure for oil; about 1 barrel for one oz...Does that mean that oil will then be traded in gold instead of US dollars? Or, are the bankers up to their dirty tricks, as usual? hummmmm....

If several commodities are rising in value at the same rates, that accurately reflects “inflation” as we know it, and the normal market adjustments for that. But, when one commodity takes off, and out paces the price increases of the rest, something strange is happening with that commodity, and a bubble is forming in that commodity’s price.

I’m no analyst. But, I do see that there is something really very screwy going on with the numbers. So, please, watch your butts (ass-ets)! I think gold is definitely “overpriced” at present, and silver is not going to get the dramatic returns the market analysts are promising, when that gold bubble bursts...

Cab'

I think I am going to have my named changed from Cabernet to Rosa Regale...So, then I can be all sweet and bubblie,, too!  lol

My father, commenting on all the crap they put him through on the airlines check in, told me he was going to change his name to some thing arabic, and start wearing robes and a turban. He said he thought he could pull it off, and get by check in, with a heavy tan, allowing his unibrow to grow in and darkening it, leaving his beard white, and calling himself "Al' Jol Sin!"  "Will sombody, please, mammy?" ...slap me!!!

roflmao!!!

Cab'

Responding to a lawyer, (who I think believes she was born with a big pair of brass ones in her silk panties, all 5', 102 lbs of her...) for the insurance company that is supposed to be covering me for catastrophic losses, and her mandates that I "do as she says, because I am required to cooperate", which, of course, is definitely not in my interests.

"Cooperation, is a two way street, and not a dictatorial path to submission..." I reply. And, I continued, while looking her squarely in her crotch, "Concrete cracks! That is why we place steel in it! So, it doesn't loose it's structural integrity. The control joint is a place for that to take place, with out disturbing the rest of the concrete. So, how about, we quit calling it a "crack?" It is a "control joint"! (This last statement, does seem to apply to her postion in the matter) And, when there is seperation like we are seeing in this control joint, there is lateral movement in the earth below it..." I see faint signs of "oops, this girl knows her shit!" on her face. And, I wonder, "is the earth moving", for her?

She does look rather sweet, though, all dressed to the 9's in spiked black patent leather pumps, and a dark gray pin stripped padded shoulder suit jacket, over the top of a very tight white silk deep cut blouse, matching mini skirt, and black nylons. The shoes almost made her look 5’4”! But, the black nail polish , that really "topped" it for me!

Ahhhh, alas, we are in the insurance company’s board room, and not my play room....Excuse me, while I go "rub her off..."

Cab'

We recently lost a secret spy plane, (oh shades of early 60’s, and a lost U-2 spy plane in Russia), supposed to be flying over Afghanistan, or Pakistan, or Crap, “who gives a fuck’istan,” and it somehow ended up parked in a hanger in Iran. Now, how the fuck did that happen, with the damned thing landing, with out a scratch, safe and sound, and in the Iranian’s hands?

Then our US government didn’t tell bother to us about this catastrophic loss of a billion dollareos of super secret, state of the art, high tech spy plane, or the Air Force’s incredible foul up, until after Iran did it’s “nany, nany, boo, boo! We got your plane, ha, ha!”

El Presidente’s response: “Sorry, we did loose control of it…(no shit, Sherlock!?!)  So, would you please give it back?”  Now, I ask, “why has this high tech plane not yet exploded on it’s own, right in the Iranian's faces, or been taken out by a nuclear sub’s missile?”

And, to embarrass the American Public further, Iran replies, “Oh, NO! It didn’t get here by accident! We hacked your systems! Your computer security crawls!” (Just like your Presidente!)

Obie One, the frickin’ government of Iran just admitted to “piracy,” having hijacked a known US vessel, and committed an act of war! So, why have we done nothing, but give them more time to examine the thing in detail?

Next, I expect to soon hear their standard USAF info smear, “Because, we already have something much better, on the launch pad…” " Well, about that U-2, no big deal, they don't know about the SR-71 Blackbird, yet..." (Well, what about the people involved?)

Arsinio, can we get a “Hummmmm….” On that?

Cab’

You will have to forgive me for any typos or misprints in the carry over materials from CM's last account for me. For some reason CM doesn't like to accept changes made in Word, and the corrections some times do not appear. I have not yet had time to look all that shit over, and may never, so bear with me...

Cab'

About me… 

Originally posted on:

12/11/2009 4:58:18 PM

Definition of "Ronin": In Japan, when a Master was destroyed, all of his Samurai (warrior caste servants in Japanese feudal society) and servants were to become servants of the new Master, commit hari-kari, or be destroyed by the conquering Samurai. Those that were not destroyed, and who managed to escape, became “Ronin”, rouge servants with out Masters.

Since clandestine warfare was frowned upon by upstanding Masters, it looked bad on that Master when his own samurai were killed or captured in a raid, kidnap, or assassination attempt. So, rather than hunt down and destroy these rouge servants, they became useful, and were hired for clandestine activities. This worked well for both the Masters, and the Ronin. Those Ronin specializing in clandestine warfare and assassination became known as “Ninja”.

A cute little Japanese girl, that I had the pleasure of rooming with while in college, enlightened me on some of the finer points of Japanese culture. She was a skilled piano player, martial artist, and science major, 5 years my senor. And, she introduced me to a few of their BDsM delights. Shibari, was one of them, made much more interesting though, as she gave me head while she had me beautifully tied up!

When she was called back to Japan, by her Master, she gave me the name “Roni’ ”. I though, at first, that she was referring to my middle name and an abbreviated form of it.
But, she explained, “Since you are now without a Master, you have become “Ronin!”
She was the first of my first “sweet sixteen” love affairs. Her silky ropes, loving care, mischievously cultured nature, and her very skilled tongue, will be missed.

Little did I know then, that BDsM's name for a servant without a Master, is also “Ronin”

I miss you Madoka!

C 2009 Cab’

Originally posted on:

12/21/2009 4:13:24 AM

What are my preferences?
I am exploring the possibilities in BDSM, and have not yet discovered my preferences.
I can say, what I do not tolerate. Degradation is not acceptable. Scat and urine belong in a toilet, and have no place in a loving relationship. Animals need to be outside, during love making. Children need to be in another room, supervised during play. And no men, gender confused, or otherwise.

My Mistress should probably be in her early 30's, they are usually horny’est then! Any thing younger and they have not yet figured out how their own stuff works, so how will they make mine work?

I think I would definitely want to stay away from menopausal men, gender confused, or otherwise.

My Mistress should probably be in her early 30's, they are usually horny’est then! Any thing younger and they have not yet figured out how their own stuff works, so how will they make mine work?

I think I would definitely want to stay away from menopausal women, they are KNUTZ! And, I would not want to be on the receiving end of a whip, about the time they start flippin’ out!

She should be educated, at least collage. Else, we are going to have some pretty boring conversations.

There is probably more I can add to that, in time.

Originally posted on:

1/4/2010 11:37:53 PM

Now, what is a fine cabernet? I have recently acquired a taste for a Californian, "Justin", that is becoming rather difficult to find, and it is not cheap.

But the best cabernet, is the one someone special left breathing and chilling in the stand, near a couple of fine crystal glasses, with a tray of diced cheeses, hot fresh bread and natural butter, cleaned and sliced fruits, and a bit of whipped cream, china plates, and linen napkins. And, all of this, is placed neatly with in arm's reach of that hot bubble bath or outdoor hot tub with scattered lit candles and fresh flowers, and the marvelous views overlooking the coast, or the valley.
And, with that someone special there, waiting for me, I have found these cabernets, to be the best!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

1/8/2010 2:46:22 PM

Just so you know…

It is not about rudeness, well maybe it is, at least not on my part, but if we have not chatted a few times, it is very likely that I will turn down your friend’s request.
I take my friends seriously, so shouldn’t you, too?

Besides, if all you really want to do is advertise your 'house of kink', you should be talking about payment terms, before you have me attract attention for you!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

1/30/2010 2:16:01 AM

So, you think I have the makings of a Domme? Well, I guess, in the absence of real Dom/Dommes, “one learns how to top from the bottom,” or one learns to “do with out.”

Explain what I have gleaned from my reading? That may take a while. Some of that is already in my journals. When questions arrive that stimulate my response, I’m sure that more will be added to my journals.

What books have I read about the BDsM life style? Some are already listed in my profile.

A book list is no problem:

“Dark Eros”, Thomas Moore

“Sensuous Magic” Patrick Califia

“A Different Loving”, Gloria and William Brame, John Jacobs

“Showing You the Ropes”, Two Knotty Boys

“Screw the Roses, Send ME the Thorns” Molly Devon and Philip Miller
"The Coporate Dominatrix" Lisa Robyn

“Protocols” Dr. Bob

“The Loving Dominant”, John Warren Ph.D.

“The Mistress Manual” Mistress Lorelei

“Master’s Manual”, Jack Rinela

“Master/slave Relations Robert Rubel Ph.D.

“Miss Abernathy’s Concise Slave Training Manual”, Christina Abernathy

“It’s Not About the Whip” Sensuous Sadie

“Erotic Surrender the Joys of Female Submission” Claudia Varrin

“Lew Burke’s Dog Training”

“How to Make Any one Fall In Love With You” Leil Lowndes

“Body Language” Julius Fast
"SubText" Julius Fast

“The Secrets of Female Sexuality” David Shade

“Sex Secrets of Escorts”, Veronica Monet

“Advanced Sex Secrets”, Sinclair Institute

“She Comes First” Ian Kerner Ph.D.

“Sex Tips From A Dominatrix”, Patricia Payne

“Secrets of Sizzlin Sex” Cricket Richmond, Ginny Valletti

“Female Ejaculation & the G-Spot”, Deborah Sundahl

“Ecstasy Through Tantra”, Dr. John Mumford

“Just Fuck Me!” Eve Kingsley

“Improve Your Sex Life Through Self-Hypnosis” JohnKappas Ph.D.

“Imaginative Sex”, John Norman

This just happens to be what I currently have in my personal library, there are more, and of course none of my collection of erotica is listed here, only the non-fiction is listed.

Peruse, and amuse, learn or burn, and most of all remember to enjoy your journey into the “Dark Garden”.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

2/5/2010 12:29:35 PM

Soooooo, why is it you have yet to slip your collar on my pretty neck? Geee, I don't know! Could it be....you need to "be worthy of your slave???"
Cab'

Originally posted on:

2/9/2010 2:49:34 AM

What kind of a slave am I? Excellent question! I’m impressed that you asked!
Every one assumes that I am a sex slave. WOW, do they have a few things to learn!
I suppose that you should call me a “Ronin”. Now, if you need to ask what that is, you obviously would not know what to do with me!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/12/2010 4:27:33 PM

They always seem to ask the same dumb question! "What are you looking for, seeking, etc..."
What am I looking for? Well, right now, I am looking for a hot shower, a slinky dress, some one to put the top down on my sports car, a nice ride in the country so I get into town for an expensive meal, and some dancing for the rest of the night. Want to cum along?

Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/14/2010 12:40:09 AM

NO!.....DON'T!.....STOP!.....NO!.....DON'T!.....
STOP!.....
Dammit! I said "Don't Stop!!!"
LOL!
I guess safe words do have their uses!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

4/9/2010 4:02:21 PM

Well, since y’all are just so entertaining this eve, I’m taking my top down and heading into town to grab something or some one to bite, and raise a little hell! WhooooHoo! (down by that cherry tree…)

Originally posted on:

5/25/2010 12:23:45 PM

Really, all I want is some one to "spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me gently, 'till I sssss...cream!"

Originally posted on:

5/30/2010 11:49:11 PM

I know what you have been up too, you naughty little girl!
LOL!

Originally posted on:

6/14/2010 12:01:41 AM

Good girls are really bad girls that just don’t get caught!

Originally posted on:

6/24/2010 1:26:24 AM

What??? Did some one pass out a bunch of ball gags and blinders? It sure did get awful quiet out there!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

7/8/2010 2:21:16 AM

How goes my search? It goes as well as can be expected with a site the caliber of this one. You know, the usual stuff, 75% are horny whack offs that didn't read my profile, and would not know what to do with a slave, if she showed them, 20% are under aged and inexperienced girls that think they are Dommes, but still do not know how to get themselves off, much less some one else, and 5% are Dommes that might actually know what is up, and still lack the social skills to pull it off. But, I may be rating that last group a bit high. There are probably less than that on here.
Cab'

Originally posted on:

7/9/2010 7:45:02 PM

Sooooo, where are all those “worshipful Masters” at? I think if one actually showed up on this site, I’d probably fall on my face! LOL!!!
Ahhhh, Nah!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

11/7/2010 2:21:07 AM

The move goes well. Most of my stuff is at the new place now, with just a washer, dryer, and my old computer desk to move from the old place. Then I can start getting that place cleaned up and ready to rent. That one needs a few repairs, and some new carpet, too. Then it can be rented out.
I got my king bed assembled today, with new 600 thread count sheets under the comforter, and a pair of night stands assembled and placed either side of it. My bed room is starting to feel like a comfy place to be, once again!
To answer your question, I've had to put my search on hold for a bit. I do answer letters on CM. But, so far, nothing serious is happening here.
Cab’

Originally posted on:

11/7/2010 11:36:41 PM

Dear finecabernet,

I do not find you’re actions as "naughty", but rather, “spicy”, so to speak. And, Yours is an intelligent commentary that refuses to accept the lower standard of intelligent conversation between a dominant and a submissive/slave.

Just because you are a submissive/slave type person does not mean you should be disrespected when having an opening conversation with a dominant.

I wrote:

“I do believe, she’s got it!” (a line from “My Fair Lady”)

Cab’

Originally posted on:

11/28/2010 1:39:08 PM

Hummm, it seems that all that I have had on my to do list is “spank naughty boys”, and I am not even a Domme! What is up with that , girls?

Originally posted on:

12/26/2010 10:48:34 PM

“No man is an island unto himself…” But, every woman is a wel'comed port…

Cab'

Originally posted on:

12/30/2010 8:53:56 AM

Gotta love these “hit and run” gals/guys. They have these brand new profiles, not a picture up to view, lots of attitude and comments in their "love letters", and a fast block button middle finger. I guess they cannot even handle a reply to their comments! Oh well, some just need to blow off steam. Now, if one of them steamers was really hot, that might impress me, some! LOL

Cab’

Originally posted on:

12/30/2010 8:53:56 AM

I used to think that Budapest was a town in Europe. But now, I am pretty sure it is a name for some of the guys here on collarme. Well, may be it is a disease you can get, from some of the skanks here....

No “Booty Pests!” Pleeeeease!!!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

2/7/2011 6:58:02 PM

I normally do not reply to profiles with out pictures, or to "cut and paste" form letters. People who do this are usually lazy, have something to hide about themselves, and are not very creative.

So concerning your profile, I am going to need to see both your height and weight listed in your profile, as well as a pic. And, I need to see some evidence that you actually viewed and read my profile (I can look in "who's Viewing me" to see if that is true, but you actually have to click on my profile for that to register.

Read a few things in my profile and give me an opinion about what you read. There is more than enough stuff there in my journals to give you a very good idea about me.

Us females do require an emotional connection, you know? It can't just be all about the fact that you got bothered looking at my ass. Show me that you know about making a real connection.

Next, I'd like you to answer a few questions.

How do you train a submissive to become their true self?

What do you think my true self might be? And, how would you go about that online?

What do you need of me for doing any of that?

This is a test, intelligence and ability to be real are scored.

Good luck!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/3/2011 1:26:44 AM

E-Fucking, GADS!!!! Is there any intelligent life, left here on earth?

‘Nuke them all! “…And, let God claim his own…” (modified motto of the Knights Templar crusaders)

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/10/2011 4:08:33 AM

Some interesting statistics:

I’ve blocked 130 people to date.

¼ were women, only 3 of them were subs

¾ were Males or couples with couples making up half.

That says some interesting things.

Like perhaps the female subs are a bit more polite?

That the subs actually read a profile before they write?

Perhaps, the subs consider treating others as they would like to be treated?

And, that the subs looked for more than just that ass, and had some thing to say other than how cute it was?

Now, why is it that so many Doms, Dommes, and Dom/couples believe they need not have manners, that subs are only meat bodies, and that they need not demonstrate that they have a brain to any sub? And, that none of them have figured any of this out?

Well, on the up side, only about 1/10 of the people I have written ended up in that blocked category.

Originally posted on:

4/12/2011 2:04:29 PM

My Little Domme Test:

(take it if you dare!)

How do you train a submissive to become their true self?

What do you think my true self might be? And, how would you go about that online?

What do you need of me for doing any of that?

This is a test, where intelligence and ability to be real are scored. Good luck!

And finally, how is your Tango? (American Smooth, or Argentine?)

Cab’

Originally posted on:

5/5/2011 2:09:52 AM

"Owe'd to Osama"

(To be sung to the Beattles' "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" but in stead of anvil taps, bust a couple of caps...)
O'bamy's girl was quizzical,
studied metaphysical,
diets in their home,
Afternoons all alone, with ice cream!
ohh ,oh, oh!
Hillary's still spitting, dithering, submitting,
calls her on the phone,
"Can your boys, take out Willie'ummm?"
Oh! Mo-ohhh-ohh-oan!!!
But, as O'bama's not at home…
A knock upon the door…
"Bang, Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers,
shot down upon his head!
Bang, Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers,
Made sure Osama's dead!"
Almost Back at home again, Obama plays the fool again,
Republicans get annoyed…
Wishing to avoid unpleasant scenery,
Congress is still not permitted to go home…
Speaker of the House, tells them like a mouse,
"Osama's gnawed to the bone!
Sharks swarmed around
as his body bottomed down…"
"Bang, Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers,
shot down upon his head!
Bang, Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers,
Made sure Osama's dead!"
Congress one-one-two, said Osama's through!
Seal Team did it, too…
Painting testimonial pictures oh, oh , ohhh
How messed up is Osama's face, they just won't want to know…
American Civil Liberties, is screaming from the gallery,
They say, "this cannot be! Oh it cannot be!"
Obama says they cannot see! And tells us so, oo, oooh!
But as his words do leave his lips, a noise comes from behind…
"Bang, Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers,
shot down upon his head!
Bang, Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers,
Made sure Osama's dead!"

by fineCabernet c 11

permission to reprint or use, but not for profit, if full credits are granted to me.

Cab'

Originally posted on:

5/14/2011 3:29:53 AM

"Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!" Willy Wonka from Tim Burton's version

ROFLMA!!!

I did that to an old Siamese cat once, he nearly ripped my face off, on his way over my head!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

5/19/2011 1:09:07 AM

Why am I in FL?

Dad, 1, Mom 0! And so, I was along for the ride, for a few hot meals that I did not have to cook, some education, a car, and a place to lay my head, with out worrying about if the power was going to stay on, or if there would be food for breakfast in the fridge. Mom talked shit about Dad the whole time. But, he delivered what he promised!

Later, after I had been emotionally beating up my Dad up for taking me, all the time thinking he "stole me from my mom", I almost committed suicide over that what I thought was going on. Then, I got the state's social services involved. Too much later, I discovered that my Mom had signed over her rights, with out so much as a whimper, or an attorney consult. And my Dad, had never said a word about that.

I think my Dad loved my Mom, but she loved sneaking off with other women, and taking drugs, more. And, because of that, she blew the best damned free ride she could have had.

I can now see that my Dad loved my Mom. And, I think he still does, some how, since he never did remarry. Dad did not care that she was bi sexual. But he was a bit irritated with her bi-polar disorders, and he was just not willing to continue to put up with her drug abuse shit.

My Mom came in one day and let Dad have it, screaming and hollering at him, and pounding on him. He took it for quite a while. Then, he slapped her up beside of the head, not hard enough to hurt her, but he did get her attention, as he told her told her to knock her stupid crap off, and that he had had more than enough of it. I had never seen her back down so quick, or shut up so fast, in my entire life! He may have just rattled her brain pan that day. I do not remember my Dad having ever raised his voice, or his hand, to her before that. But that day, he did. And he stunned her good!

I guess that was the beginning of the last end for them, then. When my Dad finished his final exams for his degree in up in Flag, he packed up, with out so much as saying a word to her. He let me say my tearful good byes, and listen to Mom's loving lies. Then, he hauled ass to go get another degree, down in FL, with me in tow.

Dad raised me, pretty much on his own. Even before that, while mom was doing her "on again, off again" thing, Dad was pretty much by him self, and on his own, with me, save an occasional baby sitter, or two.

I love my Mom to death, but a kid has got to eat! (and have some one at home to look out for her, and fix dinner, and do laundry, and, and...) Mom was a blast to be with, when she wasn't high, or coming off something...But, ya just did not want to be around her when rent was over due! Talk about a real bitch, on the rag!!! Then she would do some coca', and every thing, was all better, again...well, at least for a few hours.

I watched Mom boot my half brother and half sister, both, on the streets when they turned 16. Later, after I had listened to her lies again, I discovered I'd be booted, next. But, then, it was too late! I had already slammed the doors behind me, and had a court order in place for my Dad not to interfere.

My Dad took me back, though, when he could. He still loves me, no matter what I do...

I need to go cry for a while now…

Cab’

Originally posted on:

5/21/2011 11:19:11 AM

She wrote in her journal, "... in the end, there will be meat..." Now was this lezbian girl into stuffing sausage cases, or was she just trying to tell us some thing about her true nature, via a Freudian slip? Gotta love all that vague language...Butt, no linguini, please!

Really, all I want is some one to "spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me gently, 'till I sssss...cream!"

Cab'

Originally posted on:

5/22/2011 11:38:56 PM

Wow, this was in my yahoo astrology for the day:

"If a perk, bonus, or raise doesn't have the proper title attached, you won't be interested. Not until someone grabs your collar and talks some sense into you, at least."

Alright, damn it! Who has got my collar???

Cab'

Originally posted on:

5/30/2011 2:59:15 AM

"Click on, bye..." my soon to be released collarme song, is sung to "Walk on, by..." by Dion Warwick.

If you see my ass on collarme

and that’s all you comment on

Click on, bye…Click on bye!

Make believe

That you can’t see my ass

Just let me be

Cause your written trash,

Just disturbs me

So click on, bye (and don’t send)

So click on, bye (and don’t send)

So, click on bye!

I can get over confusing you

And so if you want your ass broke and blue

Click on, bye!

You foolish Dom’s

Are all broke and spent

n’ Have bruised up hides…

The joy blocking you gave me

when I said good bye...

When I click on “bye” (so blocked you are)

When I click on “bye” (so blocked you are)

When I click on “bye” (so blocked you are)…

C '11

Cab'

Originally posted on:

6/23/2011 12:26:05 PM

To those of you, who would melt my heart, or break it: Wouldn’t you have to become a fondness of it, first? And, should I shun you, tease you, ignore you, or berate you, should a block on your part bother me? Go ahead, press it, make my day! Dominance isn’t about “having it your way!”

Cab'

About buying a home…

Originally posted on:

2/22/2010 11:36:11 PM

 (after 4 letters with only “one liners,” some times only a few words, this “Domme” finally asked me something pertaining to me…Well I did have to reach deep to get her an answer to her vague question! )
Now we are getting somewhere... So far today, this rain is really messing up my attitude.

Both realtors have not bothered to call me with any thing to look at, in a few weeks. Yet every other realtor is telling me "there are a lot of really good deals out there!"

One owes me money, and I have a complaint on file with the department of Real Estate on her. So, she has this idea that if she kisses my ass, that problem will disappear. (don’t ask, it was some thing I should not have eaten... ;-) It will disappear, but not until she crosses my palm with an appropriate amount of silver. However, if she stalls too long, she will loose her license. That part is out of my hands now. Out of respect for, and understanding of, her situation, I was willing to let her help me find a home, and call us even. She does not yet seem very motivated to grab that out.

The other just closed an $8k deal (on her end), so her bank account is fat, and she is just not motivated to work at the moment.

So, I have no homes to look at today, or this week. But, I am about to go dine at my favorite restaurant, and that usually brightens me up.
Because the roads are muddy, I'll have to take the truck, and not my new convertible. :0(

What am I looking for? I do not know, perhaps it is some deep, as yet undefined, need in my soul, that drives me to look.

How is your day going? What do you enjoy in/about this lifestyle?

Cab’

Originally posted on:

9/13/2010 1:10:24 AM

Well, finally, I have some good news!

The purchase of a “short sale” home is indeed possible! But, it could take the owner’s bank as long as 6 months to let ya know! And, ¼ million dollar homes can actually be purchased for almost half their original sale value. But the seller will have a few years of tough credit, while they are enjoying not being “upside down” on their mortgage.

After several bids, and getting no, or “NO!” replies, two years of looking at homes, passing up three lazy assed real estate brokers (“if you are not going to just make the offer at the asking price, honey, you are wasting our time!”), I finally succeeded! All the intelligent people were telling me, “it could take up to 3 months to get a response to your offer from their bank”. Only one broker told me, “keep the faith, we are going to get this house for you!” And damn it! He did! Whoo hoo!

So, my latest acquisition is a very nice 2500 sq ft, 3 year old block home with architectural shingled hip roof, 4 Br/ 2 Ba/ 2 Car/ lanai with tile and carpet, cultured marble counters through out on cherry cabinets, a huge garden tub and large walk in shower in the Master BA, all sitting on a partially forested 1/3 acre in a very nice neighborhood, with good recently paved roads, close to brand new schools, new stores, and respectable hospital facilities, with fantastically beautiful horse farms nearby.

Damn! I made it happen! And, I still got it for $13,000 under current market appraisal! And the pretty little bow on the package? That was 4.5% interest!
Whew! That was almost as good as sex! lol

Don’t hold your breath waiting for me to answer your letters, I'm going to be busy shopping for furniture, curtains, and paint…

Cab’

Originally posted on:

10/14/2010 7:28:25 PM

Smokers! Dog owners! Argh!!!

Well, my forays into real estate investing are slow going, but succeeding. The worst of the investing part, is the cleaning up after the previous owners.

The tenants in my current acquisition were chronic smokers. And, they had no respect for another’s property, the walls are filthy and marred. They didn’t clean. They didn’t install or replace filters in the A/C. And, they let their dogs go, where ever they would. They smoked indoors, the lazy asses!

But then, that is part of how homes get depressed values on the market. You walk in one, and the odor hits you square between the eyes. (that is if you are not a dog owner, or smoker, your self). That is where the bargains are…but they will still try for full market value. Once they have sat on the books for two years, they get it figured out, and reduce the price.

Any how, the place needed extensive cleaning. After three tries with the rental steam cleaner, the carpet is still beyond hope. But I can walk bare foot on it now, with out fear that I will catch some sort of disease! Paint and plaster will solve the wall problems. And, I am good at both.

That was all figured into the bid. That will be a $4-6k expense down the road. New carpet to be installed, right after the Tax rebate shows in the mail. Uncle Obie, shall I hold my breath???

The nicotine smell is abating, but not until after an A/C service, a thorough coil and fan cleaning, two hours of duct decontamination, a sanitizer fogging, and new custom fit filters. I wish the last tenants could have seen the tarry brown mess in the A/C coils. I'm pretty sure their lungs are not in much better shape!
I opted out of the “black light and ion generator” bump, which would be another $300. The couple worked their butts off cleaning up the A/C system. And, the improvement in the smells coming out of my A/C were well worth their $350 fee.
Some quoted me as much at $1000 to do this! I told them, in my sweetest dumb blonde voice, “Well, I really do think I can replace all that duct work for about half of that cost!” After writing that smaller check, I can breathe… much easier now!

Next stop, Home Depot, and the paint department….

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/1/2011 12:23:29 AM

Well I guess an updatez on the home front is in order. It has been “fun!”

First there is all the rushing about locating documents for the “first time home buyer’s rebate”.

Then there was the Tax audit that generated, and then going all the way back to ’05 to straighten out an IRS foul up. They only wanted me to pay taxes on some money I made back then, three times, instead of just once. In other words after I took it from a failing investment, I would still owe not only 100% of what little was left to sk’unkle Sam, but a whole bunch more! Finally, they acknowledged that I had in fact paid correct taxes in full, and then took some losses, but that they would not honor those losses on the current return. Whew!

Next, the closing attorney, the seller’s attorney, screwed up and forgot to take care of an HOA’s arrears. It was a measly $57. Well the Home Owner’s Ass. decided to go all RAMBO on me, and filed a lien against my property for the previous owner’s short cummings. And, in FL, they can get real nasty with you, and eventually force a sheriff’s sale for proceeds. After discovering this, I was about ready to get all RAMBO on several people, including a few bozos at the HOA, their attorney, who was only interested in his fees being paid, and could give a shit if the HOA ever collected, the seller’s attorney, who conveniently forgot my address once I started making inquiries. $650 later… And I have the lien lifted. Apparently, the HOA can go after the current owner, even if it was not their debt.

OK, so no problem, there are assholes in the world and I just met three pits full of them. (Is it just coincidence that 2/3’s of them were attorneys?) So, I’ll find recourse in the Title Insurance. (insert an annoying buzzer sound here) Nope! It seems that “liens filed after closing are not covered!” Well thanks a lot, so now I know that Title Insurance is no more than a document that says that “currently, as of this date, there are no liens or liens pending”. Pay the man $500, he did his JOB! So, my new discovery is that title insurance is absolutely worthless against idiots that duck their financial responsibilities.

So, I go back to the closing attorney, with a few questions. “Are you supposed to file an “estopple” with the seller’s HOA? YA know, so they can tell you if the dud’s are in arrears? How about you dopes pay up, before I go ballistic?” There are three more weeks of silence. “OK, my next stop is, Fl Real Estate Commission, then where? Florida Bar? Would you like to reconsider your position?” “Your check, will be in the mail this week…” Whew, should I hold my breath???

So, there ya have it, the “chexs are in the mail!” We didn’t need breakfast this week, did we? lol

With shit like this going on, who needs to have a financial Domme/Dom keeping ya all excited?

Cab’

Originally posted on:

6/3/2011 10:45:15 PM

More fun mit der Federales:

I applied for a first time home buyer’s credit when I filed taxes this year, and I filed early, the first week of Jan, since I was hoping to have a fat check then go on vacation in a few weeks after that. Since then, I have been audited twice, and called in to clarify my claim twice.

I was audited all the way back to ’05 the first time. They were upset because I had not filed tax returns. If you make less then the “$X” the Federales designate each year, you are “not required to file”. I do make more than “$X”, but most of it is not taxable income, or is income on paper only, money due me, but not yet actually paid to me. Like, for example, the money the Federales were supposed to hand over to me for buying a new home last year, according to their rules and guidelines.

On paper, I made “$6500,” for that transaction last year. But, I have yet to see the actual “dolleros”. (If you are noticing a Mexican theme here, it is because I believe our Gov’ has finally degraded itself to operating worse than our neighbors to the south!)

Any how, I got that first audit satisfied, and then got called in the following month to justify ’09. Again, this was another year I made a bunch on paper, but never saw the actual cash. I also pulled some cash (this was money I had made several years ago, money that was already mine) out of a failing investment. So, Unkle Samuel wants me to pay up on that money, because I “realized it” in ’09. And, the gov’ decided that I did not pay my fair share of taxes on this money, which I had already paid taxes on before I invested it, nor did they want to recognize the losses I took on that investment.

They finally agreed, I “was not required to file”, but decided that I should, any how. So “I am rushing back to H & R Block, to get that year “refilled.” And then, I rush back to the IRS, with the documents showing that I did, in fact, have losses. The losses were "on paper" for over $16k, money I supposedly made on the investment, but never actually had in my hand, at any time, while it was still invested and supposedly “protected from taxes.” And, for real, my actual out of pocket losses were to the tune of about $6k of the original investment. All that went “poof”, along with the rest of the stock market investments, in the previous 2 years.

The insurance company that was “holding” my money was happy to continue to collect their huge fees, off what was remaining. But, I was not willing to continue to pay them for loosing my money. I pulled out the entire investment, early. So, they got a little careless with their reporting to the IRS. And, that is what is supposed to have triggered the second audit. Maybe, I’m just being a bit paranoid here, but there is a lot of shit happening, and all of it "after" the filing for the rebate…

As long as I was living in a beat up old trailer in Bumm’ Phucked Egypt (the arm pit of FL, there are a lot of A’fric’anz there in the swamps) , the IRS didn't give a shit. But, as soon as I had a chunk of nice real estate in my hands, I of course deserved much better scrutiny, by our ever vigilant IRS!

Two weeks of rushing about, locating documents, visiting the local and distant IRS offices, and asking, “are we there yet?” And, finally, they agreed, that I had looses, that I did not owe, but they are not going to cover any of my losses. Ok, fine, I had agreed that would be so, when I did not file the first time! Duh!!! lol

And, now the bell rings for round three, and the IRS’s quick sucker punch to the face, “… We have a problem with your application for the first time home buyer’s credit…”

My response, “OK, so what part of “you have all of the paperwork you requested, did you not understand?” “ Insert a very covertly hostile smile here. “Well, we need…” Half a dozen articles later, rounding up very old receipts to prove I was actually in a mobile home at one time, still own that, that I did actually move and into the new place, and... that I have "proper documentation to show that I “am not an illegal alien” !!! (insert an obnoxious record scratch noise here) !!!

Illegal alien? The bastards have had my SS on record for years, many of which had actual tax filings, and they now need proof that I am not here illegally??? "DaDunt,DaDunt, Da Dunt, Da dana, da dunna, daDunt…" (Imitating the Mexican Hat dance song here, now queue the trumpets…)

So, I'm on another crusade, and a rushed trip back home to CA, to the safe, to find birth certificates (one of them was issued by the US Air Force… And, that is better proof that I was born a US citizen than my CA certificate of live birth!) and my SS card. (My SS card is lost, no one has ever asked for it, in years!

My driver’s license is still not reflecting that I have moved, because I also have to present all this, and more, to the local county authorities, due to “Homeland Security Rules and Regulations”, before they will issue me a new driver’s license. "Hey, isn't that my smiling face on the DL, right there, which you verified with "proper documentation" when I first applied for it?" "Sorry! There are new rules, and so we have to see them, again!" Arrrrggh!

To make a very long story, shorter…I went online, bypassed the dummies at the “county DMV,” and asked the state of FL to update my license to reflect my moving. No documents were required! All I had to do, was type in the changes, and give them my credit card number for a $10 fee! And now, I have (use a heavy NAZI German accent here)“zeee prrrroper documents to present to Herr IRSmann. Danke Schone! Zeinne paperen zint “in orrrrrder!” The dip shits! These peeholes, er, ah “people” (forgive me, I develop Tourette's Syndrome around these people) at the IRS and FL DMV offices are more hilarious than the three stooges!

I was expecting a check about three months ago. I just got another notice, yesterday, from the IRS, “We will respond in 30 days…”

I don’t think I am going to hold my breath while waiting on that! No Thank you, very much!!!

We (US Good Ameri’cunz) can, and did just a few days ago, dismiss an Islamic/African nation’s 1 billion in debt, but we can’t honor our rebate promises to American taxpayers??? OR, dismiss bad school loan debts??? OK….Sounds fair to me, at least for the Islamic/Africanz!!! Maybe, I should apply to become an A’frickin' American, so I can get honest, and good, and fair treatment, too?

Ok , I have ranted, my bad! And, I didn't even get to use the "N" Word! God Damn it!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

7/18/2011 3:53:24 PM

Don’t you just love those names the IRS employees adopt? I suppose it is to protect them from the nut cases out there. But then if they didn’t give people such a hard time, and steal from them, why would these nut cases exist?

Ms “Justice” finally did allow me to see Mr. “Examiner”, it only took two visits to the unlisted address in Ocala. Mr. “Examiner” ducked out on me, 2 hours before closing, and left me to sit in the lobby until closing, wherein Ms Justice admitted how sorry she was that I had waited all that time, for the appointment she scheduled for me, and then was unable to get me into see any one. Had this happened in any real office, there would have been a few employees looking for better suited lines of work.

At the next unscheduled visit Mr. “Examiner” was absent again, and so Ms “Trainee Receptionist”, some other unqualified employee, was given the task of accepting and submitting forward the paperwork which I was told in their IRS letter “was also required,” even though it was not mentioned in the initial application, or any of the related IRS documentation.

She dutifully argued with me about the validity of the documents, and whether they were in fact what were requested in the IRS “additional required” letter. English not being her first language, I suppose I should have cut the girl some slack. But, I finally did get her to admit that the documents I did bring could be filed, and that I had done not only what the letter requested, but also what I was told to do by Mr “Qualified” on the IRS phone hot line. Well I agree “qualified,” at least he didn’t speak with a hint of Hindi, or Spanish in his elocution. So, Ms “Qualified/Trainee” agreed to forward my document to some unknown examiner, deep in the bowels of the IRS complex, at some unknown and probably also unlisted apparatus, head quarters.

That submission spawned yet another bit of flatulence from the IRS bowels, a letter from the IRS, which always come in duplicates. But, I must give them some credit for thrift, usually they’re in the same envelope, and signed Mr. “Kidd”. (Gee, I hope he is not the relative of the famed Cpt Kidd, pirate and buccaneer!) Therein, apologies that the apparatus has not got their “round to it”, that is, your documentation has been parked on some one’s desk, until we can figure out what to do with it.

Again, I must give them credit, pirates are trained to take money, not give it away, unless of course you can prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they did in fact take it and then took too much! Mr. Obama’s give away programs, must be confusing the heck out of them. But they did give me a glimmer of hope, "we will respond in 30 days..."

30 days came and went, then 40, then 50, and w’la! I have, not the check I was expecting, but only "a response." “Please accept our apologies, for not being able to review your response…you need not respond…but you can call the person listed below, should you have any further questions.” signed Mr. “Kidd”. Are you kidding me??? Well a lot of good that did, the last time I called him. It only generated another "response to the response" letter...

Well, I guess they are just too damned busy, discovering all those tax cheats, you know the ones that did not take any exemptions, allowed unkle Sammy the free use of their coinage, and then said “hey, wait a minute! You took too much! And so, you need to send me back a nice fat, little, check, so I can believe that the IRS is a benevolent society, and that my government loves me!”

Don’t hold your breath, kiddies! “We are still reviewing your response….Thank you for your cooperation…” Mr. Kidd, Ops Mgr…

What part of “I submitted all requested documentation, not only in a timely manner, but early, and I obeyed the laws to the letter," did they need to review?” There was an offer, an acceptance, and a performance, so pay the girl!

Operations? I do recall some thing similar being referred to while I was in the His Majesty’s service…OMG!!! Cpt. Kidd is in charge of government black ops!!!

Stay tuned; I’m sure it only gets worse….

Oh, unkle O'bie? About that small change that you promised... has it become hopeless???

Cab’

About cars and fast things…

Originally posted on:

12/27/2009 5:10:34 AM

On the lighter side…

I just traded in my worn out Miata MX-5 for a new convertable. And I got an excellent deal ($7.5k off MSRP), and my price for my car. Whoo-Hooo! I pick up my new honey on Monday!!! Ahhh the magical powers of a little ass wiggle! Tee he !

Cab’

Originally posted on:

1/11/2010 4:41:09 PM

Wow, are you one of them race car angels? What is the red one, a supercharged Firebird or a Plymouth, circa 60’s? I could not figure out that convertible, what was that?

My dad was a motor head. He always had something stripped down in the garage, working up some real horse power on her.

Personally, I do not like grease under my nails, and all that technical stuff makes me dizzy. But, he did help me figure out were the oil stick was, and how often to keep that changed out. He has promised to tweek a few more horses out of my new convertable for me, if it ever gets out of the shop from a warranty repair on the electrical systems. :0(

I’d rather play on the computer, than tinker a car. And, when I get bored, go drive a fast car, with my top down.

Well girl, unless you are seriously into sucking silicon, “suck my dick” will not mean much to you, cumming out of my mouth! But, I can pull your hair, and yell “faster, faster!” while you are lapping my little clit. And, I’d have no problem, showing your fine ass a skid mark, or two, smoking you with my rubber cock. Or, showing your juicy little coochie some fingering, licking, and southern "fried" fun!

So, have you acquired a riding crop, some high top boots, and a sexy corset? (Ohhh, I just wet myself, thinking about you wearing that!!!) What kinds of things are you going to do to me as a Dominatrix?

And, if you like it both ways, you are one of them special girls, they call a “Switch”.

Have you ever fantasized about the whole pit crew lining up by that glory hole? (Spank me! I’m being naughty now!!!)

I’m glad you enjoy my journals...

Do you need a naughty little sis? LOL
Cab'

Originally posted on:

4/23/2011 3:19:11 PM

She wrote,

Cab,

I hope you are careful when you drive, my dear. I wouldn't want you to be pulled over and spanked by some pretty highway patrol woman for going to fast on that open road lol

I wrote:

What? And, spoil some of my fun?

I use a radar detector. So, I know exactly, where to speed up! If she or he is looking a bit, well, "not up for it", I floor it, and leave them wondering, “what could have possibly happened!?!” I have not yet met a patrol cruiser that could "keep up" on the turns!

And, if the turbo doesn't do the job, there is that last minute surprise, with a little nitrous "bug-out" juice. The speed’Ohhh says "165". And, it will do every bit of that, and plenty more... (thank you Daddy! The new tweeks and upgrades work, REALLY NICE!!!)

There is one down side to having a unique car, though. I have only seen one, in two years of driving all over FL, that was even close. (The color and top matched, but they did not have the race package and badges) But, they can do a search on that type, and come up with very few obvious choices of residence.

And, should they show up on my porch, asking questions… Well, I just smile pretty, and ask, "Has my little bro' been up to some naughtiness, again, with MY roadster? Then, I give them a bad name and address for some place way out in the boonies. As long as you do not entice the same H/P or County-Mount’er with it, they will not bother with the over time. And, it works every time! LOL!!!

Too, it helps to keep the thing registered, and not up to date, in an out of the way place, where I only visit, for a little "fast" play…

Cab’

About politics…

Originally posted on:

3/19/2011 10:57:19 PM

Is the Middle East ready for repaving yet? Boy, am I getting sick of hearing all about Islamic Arabs, and their inhumanities being done to one another! “Religion of peace,” MY ASS! "Religion of Bloodshed," is more like it!

But, things will settle down, once we sanction the heck out of them naughty a-rabs through the UN…This didn’t work the last three times either, DUH!

Ohhhhhhhh, ‘Ba-ma! He’ll “get ‘er done!” Won’t he??? (Sorry, maybe that was Clinton that was doin’ her…) Well, maybe, after he finishes up takin’ care O’business in Brazil…

Since when is the Poof (typo intentional) the USof A supposed to be taking care of "business" matters overseas? hummm...I didn't see that part in the US Constitution!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

3/21/2011 2:21:50 PM

About those bullet trains we will not have in Florida… We have the same huge taxes that they have in Europe, and “El Presidente” also wants high gas taxes here in the states, because there are huge gov subsidies to support, as well as Congress’s bad spending habits. But, we also do not have that bullet train, or the rapid decline that Europe seems to be in! lol

I'd love to see a few more politicians that have their constituencies interests at heart, rather than their lobbyists and personal assets in mind. So, Scotty deserves a big pat on the back, and some help down there in FL, carrying around those huge balls he is packing!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/21/2011 5:04:17 PM

I just realized that Democrats are a lot like hemorrhoids. Because, when they are not ruling your life, they are inflamed. Isn’t it past time to have a few of these hemorrhoids, er ah, Democrats, removed?

While we are on the topic of Hemorrhoids/Democrats, let us not forget their evil spawn “Unions”. Unions were formed to keep lawyers employed, and therefore legal disputes between employees and employers in a constant state of unrest, and un-settlement.

Were Unions seriously interested in representing all employees, they would have no problem allowing non union members. Instead on many union shop floors, membership is mandatory, and not voluntary.

To really put the Union to the test, and allow for them to discover just exactly how many involuntary Union donors they do not represent, they should be paid on a voluntary basis, rather than by automatic payroll deductions. Then they will seriously understand representation!

Cab’

still inflamed, and scratching at it…

Originally posted on:

3/21/2011 5:39:50 PM

And, a note on the last few entries:

While, I am sure that there are many who view “freedom of religion” as a sin against God, (I did not mention Islam, did I? And, a few of you “good Christians” do need a sound pop up beside of your head, too!) this, too, is listed as a “right”, both God and Constitutionally protected.

I do not see “tolerance” listed any where in the constitution. It is just assumed, that it follows, if you have the right to practice, so do they. Then, every one will have tolerance, by necessity. Even, if it is only to protect their own rights.

Shouldn’t we allow God to decide, who is right in their choices? Or, do we need to get all Mid-Evil on their Is-lame-ic-donkey riding buttocks, too? Maybe, we should just teach them to drive, so that then they could join up with the rest of the human race?

They say, that “the only reason America has not yet been overtly invaded, is because it can instantly produce a 10 million man “armed” force, directly from its citizenry.” I don’t know about you, but when some bozo sends a jet zipping by with weapons of mass destruction aboard, intent on reducing our population, I want my neighbors to be able to take it out, no matter what, and with what ever they have that can do so, even if our own insane president just ordered that jet there.

And, while we are still on the topic of rights, what part of “shall not infringe” (tear away at the edges of) does our congress not understand? In the second amendment, “Arms” was chosen as the wording, because it included all weapons, including those known to exist, or not yet!

The framers of our Constitution wanted us to be able to discuss and pray, first, then to be able to take forceful action, if necessary, second. They wanted us to be able to exercise those rights, even against our own government. Could that be, why they listed these as “rights”, one (I) and two (II)?

Arsinio? Can you give me a ? Hummmmm”,” on that?

Cab’

wearin’ cammo’s, and feeling mighty mean!!!

(sorry about all the edits, but this collarme text editor is really giving me grief! after 10 tries it finally accepted my changes!!!)

Originally posted on:

3/21/2011 7:31:56 PM

A “closed shop,” by definition has no “non union members”.

While it is true that non union members also get benefits when the wages and benefits are renegotiated in “open shops”, they also suffer the consequences of their non partisanship when they cross a picket line to keep their family fed. They are always viewed by uninon’ists as “scabs”.

But, when a union uses strike and blockade to get its way, this is not “negotiations,” this is “extortion!” When a union harms others, in any way, be they employee or employer, it is criminal in its behavior.

Any group wishing to bolster its image within a community, can and usually does, take on a few charitable acts with that community, such as “meals on wheels”. So, I do not doubt that your union, “did good works, too”. But then, one doesn’t have to be a member of a union to do these things, do they? I have known only non union members who did such things, before you mentioned yours.

But I do agree, some people do good, others, and most often those claiming to be union members, are just there to trash the capitol, disrespect authority, and generally make life a nuisance for any business, or any one, not kissing their nasty butts. Witness the recent acts in Wisconsin…

Cab’

Handling a dis’ed sub’s message, while she is claiming to be a Union past Pres. Muttering to myself, “ and they tell ya’ never discuss politics, religion, or sexual behaviors…”

Originally posted on:

4/3/2011 1:01:45 AM

*I have a few proposals for new redneck bumper stickers : "Does any one know where I can purchase a Qur'An, cheap? My out house is running low on paper..." “Attention K-Mart Shoppers…We have a blue light special on Qur’An-ic Toilet Paper, on Isle 3!”

I think these radical Is-lame-ists need to become "inflamed" by Americans expressing their opinions. Then, they should be picked off with sniper head shots, one by one; as they slither out of the shadows of their radical Is-lame-ic hiding places (could those viper pits be, just a few mos-ques?). If they don't get all excited about something, and make themselves visible, how else will they all be handled, once and for all; by a dozen and a half at a time, as they collide American planes into American buildings?

The rest of the Is-lame-ic world really needs to learn how to practice “religious tolerance.” And, here in the ....US...., they had better respect the rights of others to freely express and practice their first amendment rights! Exercising that free speech, which is usually suppressed in Is-lame-ic nations, is one of those rights real Americans are serious about...and for which most other "peaceful peoples" come here for.

Those of us that feel the need to be "quiet" for these radical Is-lame-ists are acting like battered women. (Oh, did I forget to mention, that they do that in Is-lame-ic countries, too?)

Here is another bumper sticker, which carries mixed messages: "I do not have to like what your bumper sticker says, but I'll defend your right to stick it! " And, that goes double for Is-lame-ic protests...

I think anyone complaining about Americans practicing their freedom of speach, should "stick it", too! Especially, if they are yapping about it from an Oval Orifice, or a news room, or an inflamed pit of a Mos-que, all of which are the real sources of inflame-ment and hemorrhoidal complaints.

Cab’

*reposted, after staff removed it, twice…

(…eat all ya like, we’ll make more!)

Originally posted on:

4/5/2011 11:15:44 PM

Some jerk water backward ass preacher in FL, not too far off from where I live actually, decided to make a public burning of a Qur’An. This resulted in the idiots in A’frickin’gahnistan to go all ape-shit on each other, beat up a bunch of people, and kill 12. That is real sad, NOT!

Now, how many more of these books catching on fire, would it take for the whole stinking dirty night shirt wearing lot of them to eliminate them selves from the face of the earth? Ya’ know, it just might be cheaper than sending in a B-2 with a nuke, and better than twice as effective. And, there is no stinking UN ballin’ us out for dropping that egg on them!

I think we should have 100 more public burnings, all aired at the same time, in the major cities of the US. That would be a nice test sample. And, if that doesn't do the trick, make it 10 in every major city in the world. Just to let them Is-lame-ic fanatics get it figured out, that their dude that wrote the damned book was also a human, and capable of most grievous errors! (not to mention pedophilia and misogyny) And, that their world will not suddenly end, just because Mo-hummer-ed's best seller became toast.

Arsinio???

"Huummmm….."

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/9/2011 1:39:57 PM

Here is a helpful campaign for O'bammy's mammy, (or is she da O'bama momma?) she should start a "just say no" campaign, but it will be for cell phones while driving, "just hang up!" Maybe it should be "just shut up!" lol Or, ""just drive!" Ohhh, I know! "Just shut up and drive!!!" lol

But, if we catch her in the act of stuffing in the ice cream again, we'll have to say "just drop that spoon!"

Cab'

Originally posted on:

5/6/2011 1:58:21 AM

The Sky (a local FM station) was looking for some suggestions for their "Drive Time Crappy (er, ah Happy) Hour" to get a better tag for the Seal Team's operations designator, to get Osama. IT seems, the Injuns, or at least a wet weenie trying to pretend he represents them, were "OOOOHHHHfended" by the designator "Geronimo." (which has actually been used as a sign of respect by the military, for nearly 100 years, and not derision.)

Since, I miss the PC's poop stories on that show...

"Operation Camel Dung!" (to get Osama) With a sub category for a successful "death/kill," to be called "Dung Dropped." And, to report to the effect that Osama was given "full military", er ahh, "Islamic honors," and after he was thoroughly kicked off the deck, "Dung Flung..."

Oh well, some one really did need to muck out those Islamist's aristocratic camel stalls...

"Bang...Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers, shot down upon his head! Bang...Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers, made sure Osama's Dead!..."

Cab' (singing her song, and doing a snoopy "happy !!! dance" in the street...)

Originally posted on:

5/19/2011 1:19:55 AM

I think the economy is sucking , big time, all over the US, and most parts of Europe right now. But, I do hear that China is booming, at our expense. A few bankers turned gamblers, and a few very nasty and wealthy individuals who deliberately bet against a few key currencies, then collapsed them, just to show that they could, and a congress that stood idly by and allowed this to happen, did this to us. Powerful men, and the games they like to play with the world, and the people's whose lives just happen to inhabit it!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

6/11/2011 3:16:23 AM

Madhoff did it with our cash,

Wiener gave us such a show,

Anthony got away,

So who’s next on News Today ,

Helping us compete this prose?

Originally posted on:

6/11/2011 3:17:13 AM

"WWW" should not mean Wienie Waggers on the Web!!!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

7/13/2011 11:10:36 PM

We really need to have a sign up on many ports of entry to the US, along the US border, and often, along the way on any existing fence lines, some thing to the effect of :

“Attention: illegal aliens (those entering the US with out proper documentation and permission), thieves, M-13 gang members, murderers, and drug dealers, we do have death penalties in effect in many of our states, and you may be killed for many of the crimes that you might commit here. So, why don’t you consider having it your way, in your own language, and in your own country? Just stay home! ”

Of course, we will need to post it in both English and Spanish, or they will just not get the joke!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

7/24/2011 12:33:32 AM

Here is another bumper sticker, I hope to see lots of:

“ About that Congressional budget...Just cut the crap, and balance it!!!”

Why is it, that we never hear the President threaten to forget to mail out congress', the senate's, or any other federales' checks, and it is always the military and granny that he is after? Well granny got no teeth, but the military, is he sure he wants to piss them off some more? I'm pretty sure that if he threatened to cancel some of the capitol hill payroll, they might start paying attention to the situation. But I think they already got that handled, since it us usually the first thing on the agenda, after the election, "pay raises for congress..." I didn't see the Pres'b'o' offer to take a cut in pay, either...

Just one more thing...Why would a country that has the power to create money, coin it, or print it, ever need to borrow it?

Arsino? Can I get a "hummm...." on that?

Cab'

Originally posted on:

8/2/2011 12:01:20 AM

Food for political thought

I guess you believe we aren’t already, and have been for three years, in a depression the likes of which this nation possibly will not recover from? Lets ignore the fact that our country declared bankruptcy all the way back in 72, when they refused to honor gold and silver certificates, and stopped paying out gold or silver for US debt abroad.

What makes a “domestic program”, great? Doesn’t “domestics” start in the home? And, if you can’t afford it, what is great about making some one, or several some one else’s, pay for it? Santa never had it sooo good!

How about we close all the loop holes and rein in all the loopy people that believe this will fix it? Fair Tax, every body pays, at the same rate, sans the social engineering. It is not congress’ job to see to it that we spend our money they way they believe we should. Nor is it their job to become the country’s nanny, and see to it that every one is fed and bled. That has always been, and shall ever be the family’s duty. But if we are social engineering the family into oblivion, how can that family ever recover?

It is not a real crisis, because we are playing with “fake money”, and not the “The States shall make no thing but gold and silver , a legal tender in payment of debt…” mentioned in article 1 sec 10! I.E. Gold and silver are real money, the rest is bull shit.

The Bush man was yucking it up in one of his speeches, “Our Dollar is sound…” Yes, our constitutionally sanctioned dollar , the “Silver Eagle” is sound! That is why it takes about $50 FRN (federal reserve notes) to “purchase” one single “DOLLAR” today. But let's not let you in on that joke, just yet…The simple solution is, to just keep on printing it, no problem!!! But, when they make us borrow it, they enslave us to the lenders.

I’ve not doubts that the Government, “created the crisis.” But you cannot have it both ways! There is either a crisis or not, you can’t say it is a fake crisis and then say the Republicans created it. And, I do have a problem with things being redefined by Dems, every time they don’t get their way, and decide to throw a tantrum. Tantrum=crisis, it is all, Democrat bull shit, made in nature.

Let's focus on the real crisis, government spends too much, and taxes the heck out of us. And, that crap needs to stop, no matter who’s pet gub’mint program/spending project gets the axe.

When we fix what is broken, we fail to realize what could be, with out the old system. SS was a scam from the get go, a Ponzi scheme, and those at the bottom of the pyramid are now feeling the effects. Again, Fed’s spent it, not even on it’s intended purpose, and now it is gone, only to be refunded annually at a deficit to the budget.

That is a Gov’ created crisis, definitely. When they allow people to opt out, the scam ends. Right now only select and favored groups are allowed to, Congress being one of them. They do not even trust that program! Put them on the same system, and I am certain, SS will get “fixed or shelved”.

Individuals need to take responsibility for them selves. The government cannot do that. It is already beyond evident! But, individuals cannot do that if the gov’ continues to take too much of their money in taxes and throwing it all away on spending programs.

Read O’b’s lips, when they are moving, they are lying! What he says, is not what he does. He has shelved the NASA program, cancelled new jets for the AF, sent orders to China for replacement parts, put our R and D into tech into the middle ages, and not a single new dollar has been awarded to the military to keep up with the changes. And that just address your "military is favored by O'b'"comment.

I do believe the Dept of Treasury is directly under the Pres. That is why he has been spending like a mad man, and trebling the debt in two years. Congress can defund him, but he decides how and when it will get spent, once allocated. Else, he cant say “granny’s check might not go out, baby!”

Cali, is a bird of another red feather, and not the issue here in Crap’itol hill. I live in FL, left Cali, and couldn’t give a ratz ass what happens to them commies!

All economies are not tied to the US dollar, only a few are. All economies are tied to OIL. And we could take that further, to "commodities." And, while production is in the toilet, all economies are still sitting on the john, hoping for a good movement…

When the US dollar was a silver coin, it was in very great demand , world wide. The dollar was not in demand, the silver it contained was. When it became an “FRN”, every one began to recognize it for the same con game their county’s were running on them.

We had to go off the gold standard, be taken off by Nixon, because congress failed to use its power to “regulate the value there of”… The idiots printed too much paper and didn’t see to it that sufficient quantities of hard stuff ended up in the vaults to cover that paper.

The original plan was to buy an oz at .50, coin it at 80% of an oz the difference made up with copper and zinc (hardeners), and trade it at $1. Now that is “making money!”. Some body fell asleep at the mint, right about the time the Federal Reserve was given that power. Then, the borrowing began.

They can turn on the press. But they also need to retire paper, or the stuff looses its value. They only do the first, and seldom ever do the later. In fact the presses can’t even give it up fast enough, so we take the reserve limits off the banks and give banks the power loan it electronically. In the end, it is all a "credit and debit system," the likes of which this world has never seen before. It is just bits and bites floating in electronic memories. The paper just handles the day to day transactions.

If you want to impress a lady, don’t send her a 2 page letter detailing her errant ways. Maybe, she is just letting off steam. So, you say “I feel you pain, baby!”

Other wise you are in for some major debate, which you cannot win. Don’t believe me? Ask any married man!

And, since political debate with morons is not why I am here on collarme, nor is political education, and I do not give a ratz ass about your opinion, you will be blocked.

It's not personal, it is an expediency thing…

”All hail our new God, and political savior, Obama! Sig frickin’ heil…”

Cab’

Originally posted on:

8/5/2011 2:39:07 PM

Crash predictions:

Me, predict the market crash?

No! Actually Robert Kiosagi, of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" fame, did the market crash, "double dip", predicting.

Unfortunately, I only got mine out after the first crash, and just didn't see "signs of recovery". So, I never bothered to reinvest it in the B & S market (growns at that pun...). Instead I invested it into property, hard assets, and things I can hold in my hands...I've seen no profits yet, just the satisfaction that what I have, will not continue to loose value.

I guess you did not read back, a few journal entries, were I predicted (observed) that silver was going up, and suggested a test buy? Mine, bought at $13 oz, is now $52. And, that happened in less than 1/2 year.

I'd stay out of the "Bonds and Stocks" for now. They probably are not worth the paper they are printed on! Watch for a bottom, then reinvest in carefully researched companies who's cash to debt ratios are good. That is, they hold more real assets then debt, or paper stocks. If their deflated paper prices better reflects their real asset value, then they are in good shape. If they also pay quarterly dividends, that is a plus, and a very good indicator. And, I think you should be ok.

If you make a killing off my observations, please remember to toss me a bone, will ya? Although, I do find gold, silver, and jewelry, much more tasty! ;0) Happy investing!

Cab'

About those perves…

Originally posted on:

12/12/2009 10:16:59 AM

Well, soooooo many Dom's, and none that can read, or send me at least an interesting e-mail! Guess what I just discovered? Male controls!!! I click this and guys disappear from my e-mail, fantastiliscious!

Originally posted on:

12/12/2009 10:23:50 AM

POOF!!! Go the weasels! ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!! I love being naughty!

Originally posted on:

12/13/2009 3:41:56 AM

The Dom's seem to think they smell fresh meat on the table. They are hovering and viewing! Bless these collarme designers for the male controls and cock block buttons!

Originally posted on:

12/15/2009 2:15:46 AM

What part of "searching for a Mistress" do you DOM's not understand? I am about to start calling you all DUM's!

Originally posted on:

12/22/2009 11:36:14 PM

Sorry Ladies, for that last rant. It is that time of the month, where I am ready to KILL what ever is buggin me! But, I have my bag of dark chocolate now. So, I’ll be good!

**********************************

Reposted in defiance of staff having deleted this:

OH! The little boys are at it again!!!
This was waiting in my mail today:

You've no doubt received hundreds of messages by now without finding one that made you tense with the recognition that you have found a man capable of both control and cruelty.
Until now.
I look at your profile, and I recognize your type of slut. The abuse that you crave is so extreme, so unacceptable to the outside world, that to even talk about it cheapens it. No scene can approach the violent and humiliating fantasies in your head, because you would always have a safe word, you would always feel just a little bit silly dealing with a man who would accept your limits, who would subject his power to any sort of restraint.
I accept no restraint, and I need none. I delight in taking a woman and turning her into a bitch, a panting, whining, needy little cunt who begs for pain and orgasms and more tasks to complete to please me. Because whatever other women might be good for, you and I both know that sluts like you are only worth anything when they're pleasing their Master.
Are you ready to please, little slut?

To which I replied:

I've received hundreds of messages, without finding one that made me tense with the recognition, that I’ve have found a woman capable of both control and passion.
Until now, many men have read my profile and seen that “lesbian” was selected. And a few still begged me to answer them. But you seemed to have missed that important fact. Therefore, you have officially earned the title of “DUM”!
I didn’t look at your profile. And, I still recognize your type of idiot.
The abuse that you crave is so extreme, so unacceptable to the outside world, that to even talk about it would get you arrested.
No scene can approach the violent and humiliating fantasies in your head, because you would never have a partner to play them out with.
And, you would always feel just a little bit silly dealing with a woman who would accept your limits, and who would subject your power to all sorts of restraint! So, wank on! My little friend!
I delight in taking a man and turning him into a bitch, a panting, whining, needy, little whelp of a wimp, who begs painfully for orgasms and more tasks to complete and please me. You and I both know that puppy sluts like you are not worth anything unless they're pleasing their Mistress.

You presume much, for some one who has not even read my profile.
You are lucky, that I even bothered to let you now how stupid you are, and so that you might correct your silly behavior, before it gets you into trouble with the law, or fired from a job! That is, if you even have one!
You ask, “Are you ready to please, little slut?”
To which my response is, “ON YOUR KNEES, little boy, and beg for forgiveness! Before I ….”
Well that would just put me about on your level now, wouldn’t it?

Make sure you have an ongoing relationship with a woman, and that she is in the throws of passion, before you use that "slut" word, again!

You have now entered the realm of “DUM-ASS!” Wear your crown well!

Cab'

p.s. you also earned your self a block!

Originally posted on:

12/31/2009 3:33:28 AM

This is interesting, my journal entries are being edited out, or deleted...Now how is this? I guess some of them big bad Dommie boys cried to the owners, and had me spanked!
I didn't mention any names...;0(

Don’t you just love Dom’s that ignore your profile, your posts, and your preferences?

Cab’

Originally posted on:

1/3/2010 2:11:19 PM

*Reposted in defiance of the Staff’s deleted version. And because dim'Dom keeps viewing my profile...

He wrote:

“Wish I had a dollar for every lesbian I fucked and loved it”

Notice the lack of punctuation. You would think that a guy at 50 would know how to use a spell checker and good grammar. It was accompanied by a picture of him exposed and an underage girl giving him a lolly. What a man! Any how, if any of you police types out there would like a copy…

I wrote:

Your sentence structure is weak there. So, who loveded, what?
I wish I had a dollar, every time a "DUM" tried to convince me that it really is “all about his dildo”. No matter the size, I can always find one that is longer, thicker, stiffer, bent better, has a nicer head, vein’ier veins, warms up, and lasts all night, with accessories, which can be strapped to a real beauty that I can really appreciate!
Is that all you have, a dick? Get serious! 70% of women do not even experience orgasm during intercourse. And, that is a sad fact for Dom’dum.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

2/21/2010 6:50:42 PM

“Dolt”

according to the urbandictionary.com:

1. A mental retard that is clueless not only about current events, but also has the IQ level of a rock. "Dolt" may be the most sophisticated insult in the English language. Dolts are commonly found populating such stereotypes as jocks, nerds, and dorks.

If you are a Dom who frequently ignores “lesbian, no guys please” in a profile, you're definitely a dolt.

2. A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time. Many times they are oblivious to their own mental incapacity.

Doms who frequently ignore “lesbian, no guys please” in a profile are considered dolts because they think they can screw anyone they e-mail.

according to the freedictionary.com:

n.

A stupid person; a dunce.

[Middle English dulte, from past participle of dullen, to dull, from dul, dull; see dull.]

So, have you arrived at being “buggered off” yet? This is something a lesbian might do for a guy she is not interested in pleasing! Oversized black strap on's work very nicely, right after a guy has been beaten well beyond his "safe word".
Now if that doesn't rile up a few of you bozos...LOL!!!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

2/22/2010 11:36:11 PM

 (OMG!!! Another biggie! These verbose letters are just killing me! )

Her reply:

Well i hope everthing works out for you. My day is going great thank you for asking. i am looking for someone that is willing to give up all rights to me and serve me how ever i see fit for them.

"Well...isn't that SPECIAL?" the Church Lady...
Ahhhhh..she is just looking to be "large and in charge!" Notice her lower case references to her self! She is no DOMME!

Mine:

You, and I, too, hope that every thing works out.

There is not much data there on what a great day is, for you.

TPE, giving up all rights, is a big step. In fact, it is too big for a first encounter with a stranger. Unfortunately, being both practical and frank, even with a short term contract for TPE, I still retain all rights, and look after “what is fit for me.”

TPE is a big fantasy for many, but also a big responsibility. With me comes a great deal of financial activity, and monitoring of that. Too, I would never sign over POA for what is already mine. You would have to be one self made, wealthy individual, before I would even consider such an encounter.

Too, you have not yet even asked me what I can do for a Mistress. Nor have you described what you can do for a slave, what pleasures there are to be had in your service, besides cleaning, laundry, and cooking. It is not that such tasks are beneath me, but that you would be wasting my potential only assigning me to such drudgery.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

2/25/2010 5:32:30 AM

And we have a winner!!! LOL

She wrote:

hi slave how are you?you are ready for real hard slavery?

(Need we go over manners, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization again?)

Hell, since you are so damned polite, and have that 26 year old Betty Page, "Gerrrrrr! I'm gonna eat your lunch!" look going in your picture, I'll humor you. (She claims to be 45) So, what do you imagine hard slavery to be?
I am fine, well, and happy today. I have a nice stack of real estate leads in my hand from a realtor that seems to want to work, and an appointment with the massage therapist and Chiropractor tomorrow afternoon. Life is good.
So how are things going for you? Are things heating up in Chiro these days? And, how do you handle being a Domme in Muslim ruled Egypt?

She wrote:

the rules here is very hard.slave girls have no rights,the born only to serve.what you seeking real?

I’m looking for some one that understands that those rules are bullshit, some one that doesn't have to post phony pictures. I have that one in my Betty Page post card collection, (Betty in her classic doo and red lipstick, a black corset, and black textured lace granny panties, wielding a mean looking riding crop, lol ), some one who actually knows what she is doing.
Do you know any one like that?

(She didn’t bother to reply! Oh My!)

Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/9/2010 4:27:58 PM

I have another fan! Shall I tell her that about 70 Domme/Dom’s have praised my works? Or, shall we just let her prattle on?
Last week , she approached me as a Domme, and was rejected. Based on what she has stated, I wonder why?
The sad fact is, this girl may actually possess a high school diploma!
She wrote:

"Wow I just read over your journal and I must say I'm taken back by it. Naught, little slave? are you so sure? You seem to be very judgemental. Having good manners, grammer, punctuation, and capitalization don't make anyone a good or bad mistress. You say your a slave and your looking for an owner but I find this hard to believe. Do you even know what a slave is? You're to opinionated, from what I have read in your journal all your doing is putting down people that write to you. You have lay judgement down on them and feel they are not worth being your mistress. You point out their mistakes well just talking to someone in letters won't prove they are a good mistress. You have to see them face to face and judge them on their actions.

I think you should chill learn what a true slave is. Go watch some old movies about slave times like Roots. Then you will know what slavery is. People on collarme are just people with fetish they love the thought of having a slave and sub. To have the power over someone else is a great feeling.

Slavery is a form of forced labour in which people are considered to be the property of others. Slaves can be held against their will from the time of their capture, purchase or birth, and deprived of the right to leave, to refuse to work, or to demand wages. In some societies it was legal for an owner to kill a slave; in others it was a crime."

My reply:

'hun,
It was “naughty” little slave, just in case you missed that.

My, with all these good grammars and manners, what am I to say? Perhaps, you just need to vent some of your frustrations? Perhaps, you have not been spanked as much as you might like, or as recently as you like?

If a Mistress strives not for perfection, then what does she strive for? Her next piece of ass? If that is what you are thinking, then you have missed the boat! (and, the little man in it! lol)

You are free to believe what you like. No one intends to stop you! But, if you believe that only African princesses can understand what it means to be a slave, then you have bought into the mass black hysteria of reparations!
Yes, as a matter of fact I do know what a slave is, both on historical accounts and in BDSM circles. But, I am afraid you will have to do a bit of reading to catch up with me on that. In both Rome, and Ancient Greece, slaves were of all races. You watch your roots, it is a good story about the bad Mass’a. I’ll read my roots. They are the accounts of slaves that had educated opinions.

So, now a slave has not even the rights to an opinion? If a put down allows some one to grow and learn, how is that a bad thing? I believe it is standard fare in most BDSM encounters. So is there some thing you might learn? (And hopefully, not at the end of a whip!)

I believe that online, “just talking to them” will gather you quite a bit of information. Too, a mistress that is careless with her grammar, well what else is she careless with? If she has not yet even arrived at good grammar, then how boring might she be to some one who has? And, if a Mistress can’t handle a bit of close mental inspection, and said in my best dirty old man voice) "Here wait, and watch, while I jerk and spooge this underaged girl in the face! He, He, He!"
Yep, that part never seems to change, even if they bring a whip along with their strap on butt plugs.
So, if that is all there is to be had on collarme, where do we go find what were are looking for now?
Cab'

Originally posted on:

3/19/2010 5:26:50 PM

A self proclaimed dom comes to my bedroom door (sounds like a joke cumming on, right?) and commands me, “Drop to your knees bitch, and show me my due respect!” I think “ok, this is another bozo that doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground!” So, I knee his groin. And, I grab his throat and pinch in as he drops to his knees. “Are you feeling any of my respect now?” I ask. And, I only get a terrified look! When these dum’s finally get it, that it is not all about their dick, maybe they will figure out what it means to Master a woman?

Maybe, a few more of these dums need to be drop kicked to the floor, so they can figure it out? Yep, the community would be better off with out them, they damage other’s concept of our ethics, our sense of respect and decorum, and just make them believe we are irresponsible. You are right, they serve no purpose!
But, some times, they do make for amusing reading...

Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/25/2010 4:20:14 AM

Hummm, these guys that "get-it" do not seem to inhabit my neck of the woods! I see 19 year old women claiming to be "Dominant", but can't tell me what a g-spot "O" is, nor how to go about obtaining one. There are 30 yo's that can't either! But, they are certain they are Dommes! LOL
And, I agree, once the g-spot fluids start flowing, there is a wealth of feel good that just doesn't happen other wise. And, that definitely elevates one to Goddess status in those moments, sub or Domme!
For women, orgasm is mental/spiritual. But, the touch needs to be there, at the right times, and in the right places, or all the wishful thinking, and fantasizing, just will not make it happen.

I agree, Worthiness in a Domme/Dom, cannot be self proclaimed. The slaves and subs decide who is worthy. And, putting up with less than the best, means we get the bad Poser dommes/doms, the ones that just don't "get it", the ones that think it is all about the posturing, the loud and obnoxious behavior, the meanness and very base sadistic behavior, and all of that in proliferation along with to much of it being all about their dick.
Their reputations definitely precede them, and give the ones that do "get-it" an undue degraded status.
Where are the FREAKS? I just want some one that can get down there, and help make it happen for me! And if they can, I don't care what they decide to call them self, as long as they call me, regularly! LOL

I'm not on any other sites at the moment. And, I already over tax my rural dial up, with just this one profile. I agree, there is a proliferation of ID 10 T's on this site. Some do not even aspire to that, they are just "do for me pigs".
I have a domme whining at me even now, who only sends me one liners, complaining that I do not respond as she expects. I told her "whining is not becoming of a Domme." So, how might she "better communicate her desires?" It only took us 4 emails to get to that point.
What do you want to bet, that she tells me some thing degrading for me, and does it in one line or less?

Domme/Doms both need to figure it out. Maybe some of these bimbos and sluts they have "had" in the past lacked carefully tended gray matter. But, that certainly isn't happening here, not on my profile! LOL

I have decided that I am inactive, until a real Domme/Dom shows up, actually reads my profile, and makes it clear that they have read it, and that they actually are a Domme/Dom with even the most basic skills, of interest to me, or they will be blown off in a very rude and degrading manner!
I have run out of sympathy for those who waste my time, whine, pester, and make unwarranted demands. Being rude to you, is simply an expedient for me.
Or, I can make an example of you, and place it here. All you have to do, is provide the materials!

Let the steam whistle, and blow! Whoo hoo!

Ladies, girls, I feel your frustration!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

3/29/2010 12:14:09 AM

Major Mark must have held another local semen’ar, as the local FL bozo’s are at it again, with their piss poor attempts at "online hypnosis." (actually Mark teaches NLP) So, look deeply into their lines, and discover the Major Bullshit, they are so full of!
Oh, the little boys, and their feeble attempts at Jedi Mind Tricks...Not, will you ever fail in your feeble attempts!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/1/2010 2:40:06 AM

And we have another satisfied customer!

This one cums from a DUM in Perth…

I have read some of your journal extracts, and find inconsistencies. You state you are a newbie yet you have very conceited views. There is no difference between you and the "dry humping" "sluts". Remember and understand that. Don't for a second arrogantly assume that though they are able to get pleasure from the smallest of things almost anywhere, that they don't bath in the bliss of oneness found with a compatible partner nor should you publicly put them down as it shows your own flawed character. Or is this what you ARE trying to show? By all means put this in your journal.
Oh and another thing, your third view on a sadist.. Its crap. Thats not a sadist, thats just someone who is trying to please you by compromise. Thats makes it a vanilla being made to satisfy the need of a masochist. Domming from the bottom. Another public demonstration you are out of your depth.

DUMMY,
(Wow, he gave me "permission!" LOL)

I suppose that one is only allowed to be conceited, if they are experienced in this life style.

Inconsistency is used to create contrast. If you are not discerning, and fail to recognize that some of the text is another writer, and some is mine, you will fail to see that I am consistent.

Do put downs always excite your sluts? Or, did a put down for your slut, get you all excited? (We are all alike you know, just dumb sluts! LOL)

So, we learn from an “experienced DUM” today, that there is no place for “compromise” in the bedroom, and that fulfilling a sub’s needs, and satisfying her, have no place in a Dom’s arsenal.

Sorry, but I disrespectfully disagree!

Depth? I have only put my little toe in the waters, and still I have made a few waves! LOL

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/15/2010 3:17:02 AM

Found this in the bulk, she was there because she is way over my mail control for weight. Seems she is not better than many of the DUMs that land there.

She wrote:

Naughty little slut,,

Too bad that I'm not seeking, or that I'm not the kind of Domme you are seeking, but sounds like you need someone with enough strength to put some of that conceited cheek into it's place, you could use a good spanking too apparently, seems that sexy ass put to a bright shade of red would do you good. Hope the one who can give you that wanders into your life soon.

Stooooopid big AZ cow, I mean Domme,

Seeking or no, you are definitely not the type of Domme I would consider, much less seek out.
Cheek is cheek, conceit is in the eye of the beholder.
I doubt that your hand will ever touch the likes of my ass, much less redden it. The one that does touch my ass will be carefully selected. There will be no wandering into my life, because I have a definite direction. And, a Domme not carefully pacing, will not be able to keep up.

I replied, because it amused me to do so. You may read it or not, it matters not to me.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/18/2010 9:49:50 PM

Here is one from another “couple” that doesn’t understand, “not interested”.

Mistress here!!
I've now read your profile, blogs, etc- do you truly understand the dynamics of a TRUE D/s relationship? At your age- yes- it's natural for those that are older & more experienced to be questioning your (arrogant) attitude, if you truly know yourself, who you are deep inside, what you truly like & dislike. I spent most of my life trying to find a wife, have spent the last 36yrs resisting my Domme side while happily roleplaying as a high class escort- for those happy to pay the higher fees for such service, since I was 19yo! I'm an extremely intelligent, (life) educated, articulate, considerate, empathic, understanding & generous soul anybody could meet, with years of trauma, abuse in every form since birth (sexually abused by 2 family friends by 4yo, then my step-dad for the next 6yrs, date raped, abusive marriage, etc) BUT I'm NOT going to let ANY of that crap get in the way of me enjoying MY life now. Maybe you should settle a little, be more open to discussion & compromise, learn more about the lifestyle to decide what will work for you, etc.

Master is very pissed off with your attitude- not exactly you as We don't know you- just an extremely opinionated young female (you don't sound like a young lady or young woman- but a silly lil girl that's pretending to be grown up by giving attitude) You'll actually turn off some awesome, amazing & unique people by being SO limited in your preferences!!! I'm still searching for a wife, but Master is my best friend, my equal, co-owner of a cpl subs that we share & we have our own subs for our own use.

Just give this a little thought before you over-react & send me a nasty lil msg, PLEASE!!!!!

Yours sincerely,

*Deleted*,

Dear *Deleted*, (well, she did say,..."& send me a nasty lil msg, PLEASE!!!!!" LOL!!!)

To answer your first question, no I do not understand the dynamics, had you read the profile, you did note, “newbie”.
I doubt age has any thing to do with questioning an arrogant attitude. But then, you fetch the attitude you create, do you not?
Since I am just getting started, I do not yet fully know what I would like, or not. I’m pretty sure there are some things I definitely will not like. “couples” was one of the ones I listed.

I am not “looking for a wife”. I think that homosexual marriage is an affront on both the church and state, and on the sensibilities of most Vanillas. I can be satisfied living with a partner, a mate, a special person, with out the need for an “in your face” document that will only inflame most people. Besides, too often people depend on contracts to avoid actually having to understand a relationship and make it work, honorably.

I would say that you have spent most of your life, putting your life and legal freedoms, at risk. People who do such things, are very likely not the type I need to be around. It is sad that you have been a victim in the past. And, congratulations on “not letting ANY of that crap get in your way.”

It does not follow, from your explanation of your own risky nature, why I should not have rules, guidelines, limits, nor that I should just “settle” for any thing that I do not want.
As far as open conversation goes, approach things with respect, since I am not your sub or slave, and being one does not grant you any special privileges that you have not earned, which might be evidenced by me wearing your collar. (last time I looked, there was none there!)
It also does not follow that just listening to you, compromising, or setting aside my standards, will teach me any thing but how your risky behavior is still bad for any one who tries that.

Since I believe that I am actually addressing “Master”, rather than “your Master”, I will state right out, that I do not give a shit what you think, nor how you feel about me, nor my "attitude." As I've stated before, you have earned no rights, what so ever, to believe that you have any power exchanged over me. And, for you to ignore that fact, is very rude. Even if you’ve not the guts to state your feelings yourself, but have to ge your slave do it for you.
I smell “male pussy”, and that stinks!

Awesome and amazing people are not so easily “put off” as you might suggest. Some may find me to be a bit of a challenge, but they will not be “put off”. Instead, they might be a bit aroused by my very fiery nature.

Right now, I only see a pissing match fomenting. You have yet one more chance to waste my time, or impress me with your “Masterly skills”. So, go for it Sa-MAN-tha!

Happy “wife” hunting!

Cab’

(Well, at least they got the "little girl" part right, I am rather petite, size “0”! LOL)

Originally posted on:

4/28/2010 2:41:22 PM

Geez Whizzz Guys! I’m only gone 4 days and what do I find peeking at me? A bunch of guy's tools, from bozos that are more impressed with their excitement, than I am! YECH! I really do not need to see that!
So, Spank You Very Munch!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

5/12/2010 10:08:45 PM

“ hello slave,”

Well how can any one resist responding to that? (Excuse me while I demonstrate the fact that there is no collar on my pretty neck, and did you notice my ass, when I showed it to you?) Ok, I am upright once again! LOL

Since “Ninja” is not a category here on collarme, nor is “Ronin”, which is actually the most correct category for me to select, “slave” has been selected as a matter of convenience. I have been a slave in the past. But, I am not currently a slave, since my last mistress, Madoka, set me free, when she had to return to Japan. She had no one she deemed “worthy of me” to hand my leash, so she removed it. It was a sad event, none the less. But, it did not in any way assign the “right of disrespect” to any one. So , show me proper courtesy, or get lost!

I have a name, use it. Be polite, or lose it. And, if there is even the slightest hint that you think your self superior to me, then you will soon be shown how you are not!

Stupid people, are really annoying! So, show me that intelligence or don’t bother to message me.

Thanks, and apologies to all those who do treat us girls right…

Cab’

Originally posted on:

5/29/2010 8:24:51 AM

This was interesting:

Hello there, nice smile, is there some sunshine I can bring you to brighten your day.

(It looks like he didn’t read my profile, or even see the picture, duh!)

I have a fun date planned this morn and wonder if you can help me get primed.

(So, what is fun about this date for me?)

This lady friend is so sweet to me and just loves big ejaculations.

(And, so what Lez’bian wants that mess???)

To do this I’ll need to massage my nuts to help me blow bigger loads. And I need to have my balls loose so I can cum an enormous stream on that appreciative gal who will do my bidding.

(Ok, so it is all about his needs. But, what is there about my needs? He didn’t even ask, sniff!)

Wanna see whats gonna be getting freaky this morn?

(I don’t think so!!!)

I will definitely get off best for her if i have a sexy gurl watch me massage my nut, wanna watch it helps, and it will add to her experience, wanna help?? Cam 2 cam? HMMMM?

(ahhhh, no thanks!!! Euch!!!)

Dear Nut Sack,

It looks to me like that is something you should have your friend take care of for you. But, that might not work, since it is that nut sack that you call a "head" that really needs the massaging, ball brains.
Since you did not even read my profile, I'm going to take a "pass on that!"
Good luck finding your voyeur. bye!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

6/16/2010 5:55:19 AM

This was a lovely letter from a 22 yo in Everett WA: “i wold like to own you body and all including your pussy first thing i want you to do is stick cloths pins on your boobs and around your clit and take a pic of you with them on and post it here”

Dear hopeful,

Have you ever heard the term "when hell freezes over?" Maybe you should try owning a decent t-shirt, first?
Here is what I want you to do: Take clothes pins and attach them around your ball sack and the head of your penis ("your dick" for those who don't know the medical term). Next, I want you to arouse your self and take a picture of you in the clips and post it here on collarme. Then I want you to go back to school and learn how to type with the use of proper grammar and a spell checker. After that, and when you have Mastered yourself and purchased a good shirt, then redo your profile, remembering that a Master uses capital "I", when referring to him self.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

6/25/2010 11:47:57 PM

Here is one from another reader/ignorer of profiles, a lovely young couple waaaay down under! Maybe, there just aren't enough "Ding'os" to go around. They must grow them particularly kinky there…

Greetings pet, this sounds like just the animal We are looking for, We treat our pets as such and share space with our dog and eats with him, Our pets are expected to see to all Our guests needs no matter what they are and as such have little to no limits except the ones We impose. Write back Our pet

Presumptuous, and ass'umptuous aren't we? But, you and your sister do look good together!

Sorry, but I don't do doggie dinners, ordered to, or not.

I don't do guests either, no matter how many "dogs" you invite. If you would not lick their ass, why should I?

I always have limits, whether (I love that word, "whet her") owner imposed, or not.
So, I think you’re, not so much! And, you will need to quit sniffing up my ass...
Happy doggie hunt!
With regard,
finecabernet
"Aaaaaand, another one..." getz a BLOCK!!!

Originally posted on:

7/8/2010 3:56:50 AM

HE wrote:

Nice ass.... I don't get why lesbians are so stuck on Dommes. Seriously.... get over yourself. Being dominated is what counts. If I was using you as my subject, you wouldn't care about a thing other than the sound of my voice and what it does to you. I've been working with 2 lesbians (who are now a happy and extremely sexual couple) for two years now. Not once has the gender preference been an issue.

Notice that he was careful not to disclose who they were happy with? I’m pretty sure their preference has remained the same, and he was not included…

I replied:

Wow, what an original compliment! Perhaps we could hypnotize you and tell you that you are a lesbian, then have you answer that question your self?

Since voice will not be an issue here, now, or in the future, you are just going to have to be content with my typed words, now…

I’m sure that you would not mind it at all, going deep down and exploring, your unconscious, and feeling very relaxed, breathing deeply, and slowly now, allowing your mind to drift, just enjoying the words before your face, relaxing as you read and understand, your eyes going from side to side, still breathing slowly, and gently, allowing us to explore your unconscious ‘trans’ formation.

That's it, just relax and read, enjoying a wonderful deep breath, and letting it out slowly. Very good, now continue reading, until I inform you other wise…That’s it keep reading and relaxing, and breathing.

Enjoying your new state of relaxation, and trans formation, you imagine your breasts beginning to grow and become firm, your penis retracts slowly up to the position of a clitoris, the skin tucking itself neatly around it, your balls forming the mounds of your vagina, relaxing and enjoying your trans formation, going deeper, into your unconscious, breathing deeply and slowly, continuing to read…

Your trans formation is nearing completion, as you continue to relax and read, conscious of only the screen before you, and your longing and hunger for a woman, a woman to understand your deepest needs, a woman who knows, you are a lesbian, that’s it, relaxing and breathing, and continuing to read the screen before you…

Very good, your trans formation is complete , now, continue breathing and relaxing and reading…knowing that only a woman can satisfy your deepest needs, that only your lesbian nature can help you satisfy those needs, and answer your deepest question, the one you asked, why lesbian are so stuck on Dommes, as you continue to read, relaxing and breathing slowly, enjoying your trans formation, and answering your own question…

And before you begin to type your answer, remembering what it is like to be a lesbian, and why you are so stuck on Dommes, before typing, remembering to return to your collarme letter, to this letter, when you have finished, typing now… You open your word program…and type…

Very good, your typing is complete, and you are reading this letter again, still breathing deeply, and relaxing and slowly reading this text…

Your transformation complete, and no longer needed, you notice your penis is returning to its normal positions, elongating, slipping down, and becoming what it has always been, your balls extending, and returning to a comfortable position, and you no longer have a need to remember what it was to be deep in trans formation, but what you have written is still there for you to read, when you have returned to a normal waking state, breathing slowly and aware of this text, reading and returning to normal waking state,

3….becoming more aware of the rest of the room,

2…feeling content and satisfied that you have accomplished a unique task,

1…AWAKE AND ALERT

Feeling happy and content, and fully aware of your surroundings, now…
Don't you just love them hypno-DUMS???

Copy rights reserved, July ‘10

Cab’

Originally posted on:

7/9/2010 7:03:54 PM

He wrote:

“if you want something else, maybe i could make you an offer. we would need to get to know each other a lot better, I hope age is not an issue. This would be a long term live in situation. I want someone I can do things to that will not question every move I make, I want to love and be loved. I want a friend and companion, as well as toy. I live in Oklahoma City, work nights for as large food company as an Engineer. I am down to earth, and honest. love kinky fun, or vanilla sex. am open to most things sexually. love to take control of a young lady and show love and be proud of her. and deal out punishment when she needs it. :) I also seek to fill the empty place in my life to have a daughter. you could fill both needs.”

I wrote:
Hello SugarD',

(Don't you just love those form letters?) I believe I made my preferences very clear in my profile. So really, what part of those preferences are you offering? Get to know you better? I think , not! I already know way too much about you! (Age is always an issue, but some of us ignore that.)

Now, who doesn’t want some one to cater to their every whim, and lovable needs? I live where I laid down my head, last. I don’t have to work, I am independently wealthy. I try to avoid landing on earth, as much as possible. And, when my friends aren’t satisfying, I buy a new toy! Who doesn’t love kinky fun? The problem is, they never tell you what that fun is, or who it is fun for. Vanilla is cool, BDsM is better, and Lesbian BDsM is FANTASTIC!!!

I am rather selective, and narrow in what I want. Open minded people, are inexperienced people. I know what works for me, and I’ll stick to that. You should, too!

So how does a person “take control” of another, exactly? They never tell you this either, or what is in store for you. A little too much suspense, and no build up of anticipation, spoils the fun!

I love to be proud of my self. I am not needy, so that I have to have another to be pride filled by, or of. And punishments, well that is a different story than the pride filled ones…

Unless we are talking about my needs up front, honey, you are talking to the hand! I’m not here to take care of any “dude” (be careful not to loose the ‘e,’ or you will not get my drift…), no matter how cute he makes his letters. (Maybe, he should quit using crayons to do that?)

I already have a Daddy, who does his job well, and fulfills my every need. His name is on my birth certificate!

Nice try sweety, but there is no surprise in this box for you!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

7/9/2010 7:29:30 PM

he wrote:

Hello sexy you look like u need to be taken for a walk

I wrote:

(Maybe, he thinks that since that works on his “Afro’kins,” that it will work on a refined white sugar girl? Duh… Oh, he does look soooo cute, and in charge, sittin’ there in his black golf T, inside his white interior, pimped out ride, with all the little colored lights a streakin’ by the windows…)

Hello Dum’my,

Gee, did I miss (ignore) that the first time you sent it? (Jesus! I am blessed with yet another moron, that can’t read!)

Maybe, I should take you for a ride? I hear that Tachachale , the local loon bin, needs patrons. I’m sure, that many are there that would enjoy your walking them…Arf! Arf! Arf!!!

Since you didn’t read my profile, before you sent this very uncreative letter, “bye” for now!

Cab’

Annnnnnnnnd…Another one, GetZ a BLOCK!!!

Originally posted on:

8/7/2010 2:54:56 PM

She wrote:

Hey whats up? How is everything going for you on here lately? I love your profile and journal, it's nice to hear the stupid things people *especially males* say …

I wrote:

I suppose the common reply to that question is a male version of "my dick!" But since that is artificial, it is always "up".
There are a lot of stupid males here on collarme, and they do say some pretty stupid things! So stay tuned, I'm sure there will be more to post.

But then, again, after I get a bite of their dumb ass, they don't seem to want to play any more! lol
Maybe we will get lucky, and more of the really dumb ones that don't even bother to read my profile will start a session? hehehe…

Cab’

Originally posted on:

8/11/2010 2:11:56 AM

She wrote:

wow, look at that ass!

I wrote:

YA know, I have tried to, many times, but I just can't seem to get my head in the position to do so!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

8/14/2010 2:11:41 PM

She wrote:

,,,,,,,,,.....I am looking for a 24/7 slave to relocate at no expense to her and be provided with a living contract for a minimum of 1 year and options for more which is preferred by me.......but I am reasonable to deal with in this area.
I am only looking for one main slave and to live with me to become my property to do with as I see fit.

I wrote:

(For obvious reasons I declined her "first contact" offer)

Thank you for your interest. As much as I would love to go back to CA, I regret that you and I do not have similar BDsM interests. Too, you did not ask me about mine before making an offer to become your slave. I like to get to know some one, and that they are skilled, before I go off to play.
Happy hunting!

Cab’

Then she wrote:

YOU KNOW for a "slave" (supposed)................from a very simple message you are taking an awful lot for granted.............to making a suggestion I was ever interested in any playing whatsoever........if I wanted play I would have atleast suggested it.......my email to you was a simple..........are you interested or not?

HAPPY hunting.???........I guess for some out here this probably is a game of sorts.......but dont get to full of yourself........its not a admirable quality in any individual........be it Domme or slave/sub...

I wrote:

Whining and a lack of intelligence are very unattractive in a Domme. My sentence about “play” was about my preferences. I was trying to be polite, but I can spell this out for you, NOT INTERESTED! You may now get back to your games…

Cab’

Originally posted on:

9/12/2010 11:49:55 PM

He wrote:

so what brings you to the site?

(Obviously, he is no penetrating wit, nor does he have a depth of intellect! But what can one expect from a DUM who includes the words “big” and “dick” in his title?)

I wrote:

My laptop computer, the internet, and my curiosity about why males don't bother to read yet continue to peruse my lesbian page, and insist that I write them endless answers to their silly one liner letters, when their question was obviously answered in my journals, preferences, and profile. A simple read, really...

Then, I blocked him for having a lack of imagination and for wasting my time.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

10/17/2010 9:39:05 AM

Well, even the so called “Dommes” can be so witty…

She wrote:

You wish to be called "cab", is this correct? I would enjoy a talk with you. i like the way you say things. I see you really are a brat.

I wrote:

(note the lower case “I”) Yes, I would rather be associated with a semi precious gem, then a bottle of sour grape juice...

Nice note, I think you are a little troublemaker who needs to be properly trained.

Now, how might one be "properly trained"?

I suggest you go to a Mistress who can train you properly.
Why are you asking me this? I was sure you wanted nothing to do with me after being so honest with you.

Thank you for pointing out, that you are not the one, "The Mistress that can train (me) properly."

Excuse Me?

If you insist, "You are excused!"

I see a worthless slave, who is so ugly all she can show is her ugly ass, and a newbie too. Who the hell are you anyway, a worthless slut with no training.

(as is a usual "male" tactic, here comes the follow up, and with degrading comments...) Apparently, I am some one in whom you are not interested. So, I think we can end this tactless conversation. Bye!

“…aaaaannd, another one (kisses my ass!)…”

Cab’

Originally posted on:

10/31/2010 4:31:16 PM

He wrote:

U should be filled with my cum right now.

I wrote:

Well, now that is rather unlikely, since you have never even spoken to me before, and I have never invited you in. But, I suppose that some will still be satisfied to just fantasize.

You should be tied to the bed posts, beat to within an millimeter of your safe word, and then denied any possibility of release or satisfaction! (Say, “thank you!” To your Mistress, now…)

Happy hunting for your next "cum dump!"

An’ another one getz a BLOCK!”

Cab'

Originally posted on:

11/7/2010 11:32:19 PM

He wrote: So youre not into men at all?
I wrote:

(No points for IQ, well, at least he read my profile. Butt, that pic with nasty cigarette hanging from his mouth…) I don’t think I stuttered, or typo’ed, so you are correct! And, I am also not into butt suckers, either!

He wrote:

But suckers? WTF is that? Good luck with your search.

I wrote:

(Just a few watts short of the brighter bulbs in the batch, isn't he?)"Butt", I believe is a common term for the part left after you smoked a cigarette. A “butt sucker” is some one who smokes them. Duh! But, it could also mean some one that likes doing the rimming. (I wonder how many questions that will generate? Lol!!!)

Happy hunting!

And….another one getz a block!Cab’

Originally posted on:

11/25/2010 4:56:18 AM

He wrote:

hey would you pee on me for 100 Or shit on me for 200?

I wrote:

Nooo “Chub” my bub,

I would not poop for numbers, two,
I would not pee, for 2, less three,
Found anywhere, near you, I would not be!

I do not like crap, in a hand!
I do not like crap, in a can!
I will not crap, on you, my man…

Tinkle though, I will be found to do,
Only on the John, before number 2!
So, Sorry bub, no pee for you!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

11/25/2010 4:56:18 AM

IT wrote:

you cheap hore. shut your cat in the hat ass up. im about to nutt on your little tat just fo fun. you niggger lover.

I wrote:
By the way, it is spelled "whore". Perhaps, I need to write a spelling primer for you because the "Cat in the Hat's" might be too advanced?
Just in case you didn't know, that tatoo says "you must be at least this tall to ride this ride". Maybe after you grow up a little bit? But for now, I don't think you quite made it. Never mind, that you just earned your self a block...
Well, just wank on, my little friend! (Be sure to bring a tissue to clean up your computer screen, honey.)
And, to be frank, I have never loved a “niggger”. (Let's see, Swedish, Norwegian, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, Italian, Russian, American Indian, Hindu...ya I think that is it. And, there's no Nigerians amongst them!) But, I might… Do they have better manners than you?
Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/3/2011 1:20:57 AM

It wrote:

u want to be trained? what u look for?

I wrote:

People who view my profile as a DOM, don't bother to read much on there, and then switch their state to DOMME, who have a brand new profile, and no pics, they are not very high on my list of "what I look for". Let's add dummies that can't spell, or who use e-speak instead of full text. They will not take the time, and they do not have the integrity...

Just so you know, when you view me as a DOM, then write to me as a DOMME, it leaves a trail, sort of like when you leave a skid mark on a piece of TP. And, you know what? They both stink.

You earned your self a block...

Without regard,

finecabernet

Originally posted on:

4/3/2011 4:58:14 PM

She wrote:

Hi, I'm Mistress (who cares? really?) I read your profile and I’m interested in you.

I have been a Mistress for years and have much to offer. I’m looking for a female sub or slave to control and use online. Later I would be open to possibly in person.

I customize each experience to my liking using the sub or slaves

M.A.

(Oh! My! How could a girl resist a letter like this???I guess I had better reply, right away!!! ;0( Apparently she does not customize her letters to each of her selectees!)

I wrote:
Thank you for viewing my profile (there is no proof that this ever occurred, there is only your statement to that effect. So, we shall leave that nasty bit of the evidence of your integrity on the table for a while). So what exactly now was it that interested you?

Your introduction definitely smacks of "it's all about you", but really, "what is in it for me? (insert a sweet little smile here)" I'm looking for a worthy female DOMME, now how might that be you, who will not even post a pic? I see you certainly did pick all the "Expert" modes, but you do seem to be a bit self proclaimed in all these areas, that is, until you demonstrate other wise.

Well I'll just chalk this letter of yours off to "spam mail". And, I'll give you one more chance to hang your self, before I do you the favor of a block.

Cab'

wow the *girl* does work fast! online only 5 minutes and already:

*** The sender of this message has triggered our bulk content filter and has been prevented from sending additional messages at this time. We place these limits on our messaging system to prevent abuse and maintain the quality of our online community. You should not conclude that this user is fake or illegitimate merely because they have triggered the filter. ***

Bless you, collarme!

Originally posted on:

4/30/2011 2:31:20 PM

Grrrrrroooooosssss!!!! How do women let themselves get that way??? (Never mind! I really, do not, want to know!)

Now I know why their boy friends are called “pig fuckers!” I guess some men, will fuck any thing! But in this case, that would be an insult to pigs! But, really, this woman could gross out Bridget!

Excuse me, while I go wash my eyes out with Listerine…(walks off shivering with disgust)….

Cab’

Originally posted on:

5/17/2011 3:44:50 PM

He wrote:

what is your fav cab?

Wine0,

Well, what have we here? “Wino forever,” sans Winona? Or, is it another bozo, who does not get intimate or far with me, before he "pops one off?" No wonder she left him!I can see you do not read, nor do you even bother to view...

But, because your communication line is now shortened with me, I'll locate that bit of info for you in my profile and journals. And, then you are blocked, for having a lack of intelligence.

(What do you want to bet, he doesn't bother to read it? He, or a few dozen other dolts!)

"...the best cabernet, is the one someone special left breathing and chilling in the stand, near a couple of fine crystal glasses, with a tray of diced cheeses, hot fresh bread and natural butter, cleaned and sliced fruits, and a bit of whipped cream, china plates, and linen napkins. And, all of this, is placed neatly with in arm's reach of that hot bubble bath or outdoor hot tub with scattered lit candles and fresh flowers, and the marvelous views overlooking the coast, or the valley.
And, with that someone special there, waiting for me, I have found these cabernets, to be the best! "

With regard,
finecabernet

Then he wrote back, "...sounds like my place on the cliffs near S.F..."

OH??? Really now? Sounds like a move right out of the "Playa's Handbook", ala NLP. Smooth moves, Exlax!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

5/29/2011 12:51:50 PM

He wrote:

Ill pay you to tie me down and piss on my face

I wrote:

How about, you just send me the cash, and we'll pretend that I did? Sorry, as much as many of you duds deserve a good face pissing, and maybe a crapping, too, I'm just not into that.

What ever happened to the guys that asked, “Tickle your ass with a feather?” And then, looked up at you with them pathetic wall eyes and a smile that would melt Chile? I guess I’m just looking for a kinder gentler kind of perv!

On second thought, you disgusting guys, need not apply!!!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

5/31/2011 2:55:59 PM

Hummm, this one was interesting. Now, if only it didn’t cum from a guy…

“Are you serious about getting trained, or are you just thinking that you will find your true one and only, who will "love you, and hold you, and squeeze you, for eber and eber?"

Now that we have done the "reality check", what do you think you would like about BDsM , and what do you think you would not like about this? In what aspects of this life style do you want to be trained? And, what do you think you will do with that training in the future?

Write me back, and tell me what you really want. I make no long term commitments, or promises, until I have established an ongoing and working relationship. I think you should be looking to do the same. Take care, be careful, stay safe, and be sane about your exploration...While you might not be "my girl", you are still cared about.”

Wow! If, I could only feel that from a Domme!!! I might not be so busy posting comments in my journals!

Cab’

About Sex…

Originally posted on:

12/31/2009 3:44:08 AM

Well I guess I’ll just have to put them deleted posts back up!

More of some dumb guy talk :

Me:

Have you tried "dear Abby'? You wasted all that letter, and didn't get to your point. What would you like to know?

Him:

My point was that she is 23 but seems to be torn about whether she is a Lesbian or just Bi. How do you know? She's confused and I as her Dom gave her some time but she still wants to be with Me even though she seems confused. Any thoughts on what I can tell her?

Me:

Weeeeell, If she is interested in girls, then she is Lesbian. Just because she is a Lez, doesn't mean that dick doesn't also feel good, or that dominance cannot be exciting.
IT is just that the creeps behind them dicks usually don't last long enough, or are too insensitive to give us what we want, usually only taking all the time, with no concern about our needs and wants.
Occasionally, don't "tell her," ask her, "how would you like to enjoy your sex tonight?" Listen up, pay attention, and ask for demonstrations.
Ask her if she would like another woman in bed with you, if there is a special girl she has in mind. Let her bring her along , and don't get too eager to dump your load in the new piece. Just because she is interested in that girl, doesn’t also mean that she is also interested in you. So keep your pants on until invited to do other wise.
Help, do some massage on both, gently finger, lick, and caress. Be prepared to munch carpet in ways you did not know possible, while your dick goes unattended for a while. Watch! And you will learn lots, that is if she isn't floored by the fact that you finally did ask.
When/if the new girl asks for you, you get your girl's input, before you put it in. Ask her, "baby, would you like me to help pleasure your girl, too?" And if she says "no", don't get bent, just show your girl lots of tenderness, and understanding. When she is ready to share, she will let ya know.
You owe me $50 for that advice! HA, HA!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

1/4/2010 11:37:53 PM

I'm sorry to hear that you are not having much luck.
To start with, you have not been on long enough to excite much attention. To excite more attention, post a nice picture of you, near or doing something you enjoy, so that this shows on your face.
Be wearing appropriate, but good clothes and shoes for this pic. Make sure your stuff matches up and goes well together. Don't try to be fake, just be real. Interesting pets in the picture help. Avoid your beat up camero, or that run down camry, and a greasy t-shirt, even if it does get you grinning.
Write something about your self, sans the braggadocio, that shows you are a neat person to know, with a real and happy life, and not your run of the mill creep with a new whip, and who hasn't been laid in ages.
Describe your idea of a romantic evening. And, if it clicks with some one, maybe they will take a peek, and leave a few bread crumb trails for you to follow. Learn how to check out your bulk mail, and view your "who's viewing me?", and clean them both out regularly. That is were the crumbs usually are.
And, it helps to write more than one line when you are chatting a girl up. Write in a way that shows you have read her profile and under stand her needs and wants. If she is not interested in your brand of kink, or guys, you are wasting your time writing her.
Do all that, and, perhaps you will improve your odds. If you are still reading, all you guys owe me $50 for that advice! LOL
Now, what is a fine cabernet? I have recently acquired a taste for a Californian, "Justin", that is becoming rather difficult to find, and it is not cheap.

But the best cabernet, is the one someone special left breathing and chilling in the stand, near a couple of fine crystal glasses, with a tray of diced cheeses, hot fresh bread and natural butter, cleaned and sliced fruits, and a bit of whipped cream, china plates, and linen napkins. And, all of this, is placed neatly with in arm's reach of that hot bubble bath or outdoor hot tub with scattered lit candles and fresh flowers, and the marvelous views overlooking the coast, or the valley.
And, with that someone special there, waiting for me, I have found these cabernets, to be the best!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

1/16/2010 12:18:03 AM

So, how do you , “impress” me “into chatting with” you, “honey?”

For a starter, do not patronize me with such titles as “sweety, honey, babe, sub’y, slut, slave, cum dump, bitch…whatever!” I’m already “turned off”, at that point. And, I am none of these things to you! I do not even know you yet!

While those names, “terms of endearment,” might get you slipped into my dark garden during the throws of passion, when I do not even know you, you had better get real polite, real fast, or you will come to a very quick understand the real meaning of “BITCH!!!”

This may help. It is a response, posted in my journal, (ya, ya didn’t read it before ya wrote me, did ya?) to a guy who was trying to chat with me, but not getting any where. He finally asked, “how do I get women interested in me?” So, I told him, after I went and actually looked at his profile and journals, the following:
“Write something about your self, sans the braggadocio, that shows you are a neat person to know, with a real and happy life, and not your run of the mill creep with a new whip, and who hasn't been laid in ages.
Describe your idea of a romantic evening. And, if it clicks with some one, maybe they will take a peek, and leave a few bread crumb trails for you to follow. Learn how to check out your bulk mail, and view your "who's viewing me?", and clean them both out regularly. That is were the crumbs usually are.” (pun intended!) Most of them will be “crumbs”, but a few gems may be found in the dirt. Maybe, you got your mail control sights set too high???
And, it helps to write more than one line while you are “chat’ing a girl, up.” The emphasis is on “UP!” She wants to be elevated by your conversation, not dragged down by your bummed out nature! Write in a way that shows you have actually read and understood her profile. And, that you are aware of her needs and wants. If she is not interested in your brand of kink, or guys, then you are probably wasting your time by writing to her. Duh!!!
Beyond that, I can only recommend that you read any thing that you can find, written by Liel Lowndes, I'd start with "How to Talk to Anyone", and I'd also get busy on "Undercover Sex Signals". Then, you will actually know who is interested in your conversation, and who you will be wasting your time on. That is, once you understand how to actually carry on a conversation! That last one will also give you a few clues about how to let some one know that you are interested, in a very sexy and inviting way.

And, if you really want to be Domme ‘ineering, then take a look into “NLP.” A good start is "How to Make a Man Fall in Love with You." by Cabot. Do not be deceived by the title! NLP works very well on women, also! ;0)

Jesus Christ! And, you jokes are calling your selves "Dom’s, Dommes, Masters, and Dominatrix’s", when you don’t even know these simple things??? Then what in the hell have you “mastered,” really?

“On the rag again...” and showing it! lol

Cab’

Originally posted on:

1/17/2010 2:45:54 AM

Well! I see you do not leave a message, after you have viewed someone, either! What a naughty Domme you are!

What ever happened to simple politeness, Hummm? While a girl may have “sub” or “slave” listed in her profile, this does not mean she is YOUR sub or slave. To not recognize that, and do her a simple politeness, just means that you have a few things yet to learn as a Domme. (Well many things!) Could that be why every one here on collarme, seems so fake to you? And, they just don't get you? Really!
An answer to your question in your journal... If a girl looks at your profile, and says to her self, "Oh paleeeze! Gag me with a spoon!" Then, should she write any how?

Well, just to let you know, I peeked. But this is out of a politeness that I do any one that peeks at me. The exceptions are the guys and couples that wrote, after I have already listed LEZ and NO interest in couples, on my profile. Some, I do reply to, but then they were polite, and were not attempting to solicit me.
To comment on another of your posts. A sub, slave, or bottom always has a right to limits, consent, and respect. Read your Varrin, and show that you have, or watch the girls continue to pass your stupid ass, up!

Service comes from a deep desire to please a Dom/Domme, because that Dom/Domme put that desire there, he/she earned it. And, it is not only because the Dom/Domme commanded it. So “learn to earn,” girl, or continue to see responses like, “I don’t do windows, toilets, etc…”
The ones that posted that in their profiles, are only letting you know, they have had lousy Dom/Dommes in the past. They are “opportunities” for talented Dom/Dommes to exploit. If you are doing your job as a Dom/Domme, the girls will be beggin’ to serve you, in any way you ask!
Soooooo, quit yer Queeny Bitchin!
The honorifics, and ti’tit'ulars, most women add to their pro-files "do not a Domme make", nor add to her attractions. And, in your case, the title bends gender. Unless you actually are trying to corn'fuse a girl, you may need an up grade there. While “Queen” in your title may mean you have a preference for a particular sex act, it usually means "guy in women's clothing!" Queen’ing can be listed in your preferences, and that is then covered! LOL

Still, a naughty little slave!
Cab’

Originally posted on:

1/24/2010 4:44:19 AM

“What are the 5 most important questions to ask a sub/slave before your first exchange?” I think that is an excellent question! But, should you not be asking that of a potential Domme, rather than a potential slave?
Remember I am the beginner, you are the one claiming to be skilled in an area of interest to me. So, I will now ask you,
What are the 5 most important questions to ask a sub/slave before your first exchange?”

Cab’
Thank you for your interest in my profile.
I agree “There are loads which you should know about a slave before anything happens...”

1st question : would she be devoted and loyal sub?

If a Domme doesn’t know the answer to that question before she meets with a sub, she is already off to a bad start!

2nd question: is she willing to submit with all her heart without any questions asked?

Truth or consequences? If a Domme doesn’t already know the answer to that question, she has already failed to inspire any sub. A sub continuing with an interview, past this question, deserves the Domme she gets! A sub will always have questions, and these should be answered up front, before she gets involved with a Domme!
I agree, there is a lot more to it than this! Sorry, but we do not have a winner, yet!
Cab'

Not easy answers? I agree, one needs to think before they act, or get involved with a sadist. My ideas are not unique, and there have been many who have written on the topic, before me. Perhaps, the subs should do some reading, and then they know what to expect from the DUM's?
Play safe, and remember, it is only PLAY! And because it is only PLAY, you get to walk off, any time it isn't feeling like fun and PLAY. But if your sadist, will not allow that, you are already beyond help, and in trouble!

Cab’

“What is she looking for? What areas of BDSM would she like to explore? What are her limits? Can she relocate? Will she serve on line to start?”Excellent, this is a good start, but I would place them in a different order. And loose a couple, or place them in lower order beyond 5.

It is too soon to ask about relocation, since there have been no supervised play sessions.

On line is just chat, and not service. So, I am not sure about that question, or if it should even be on a list for people that do intend to meet and exchange. But if a sub hasn’t had a few chats, phone calls, etc…, what in the hell would she be doing meeting with that person in the first place?

Ok, for now, let’s promote “What areas would you like to explore?” to first position, until something better comes along. “What is the sub looking for?” is that same question, rephrased.

I think the next question from the Domme/Dom should be “what are you willing to do for me, in exchange for X?” This could be selected from the Domme/Dom’s discussion of their preferences, and they should be discussing their preferences, or volunteered by the sub/slave.
However, if the Domme/Dom has nothing on their list, that matches up with your list do you really want to get involved with them? Things not on your list may be items you never thought of. And they could also be hard limits, so you have just discovered what that Domme/Dom may not intend to respect.
A vampire would always demonstrate good control, and never get hungry enough to bite, I’m sure! NOT! So, if you do not know your Domme/Dom’s, sadist's (Isn't it nice how language makes the evil connotations disappear?), preferences, before your interview starts, you had better get that question asked, and answered, first!

Limits! Now we are getting some where. “While we explore X (what the sub/slave/bottom said she/he/it was interested in), at what point do you think we should stop, and respect your safe word?” Let’s promote that to the second question for now.

The sub/slave/bottom should be asking her/his/its self, will this Domme/Dom sadist respect my limits? And if there is any creepiness, doubt, or the slightest hesitation to that answer, the sub/slave should respect their own intuition, and WALK!

And, if the Domme/Dom sadist didn’t even ask, that should be a very big “WARNING!!!” sign, flashing brightly on that DUM’s head! If they do not ask, they do not believe that to be of importance. And, if they do not believe this to be of importance, they do not believe your mental or physical well being to be of importance, either. So, RUN!!! Do not walk, to the nearest exit.

WE have a start on this list of questions, any others to be added?

Cab’

“Once the owner and the slave have decided upon each other, is the slave willing to follow her owner without question or hesitation, with undying loyalty and servitude?"
This kind of smacks of a wedding vow, doesn’t it? (How whooooomantic!) Your comment is noted, but disagreed with. This is a repeat of the 2nd question, above.
If a Domme/Dom can't figure out a girl's loyalty before she/he takes her on, the girl is wasting her time on them, as she/he is no master.
“Now, for this first encounter, will you do as I direct, as long as it is with in your limits?" This might be a better question, and it should be in the top 5.

"Question, and hesitation," that is usually present when limits have been reached, or Domme/Dom is working off the cuff, instead of following the agreed upon script. Domme/Dom took a left turn, when they had agreed to go right. Then the slave is confused, and she will have questions and hesitations!Now, after the two have been working together for many sessions, and it is evident the two read each other like a book, Domme/Dom might diverge, and slave will not "question or hesitate". Why? Because, TRUST has been established, and earned!
“Promise, you will TRUST ME!!!” *insert sadistic laughter here* YA, Right!!!

“Domme/Dom, will you promise to love, honor, and respect, me with all your heart?” (said in a voice soooo full of sweetness and light!) “You will???” (slave swoons here, overwhelmed with emotions!)

OH, Pleeeeze! “Gag me with a spoon!”

Cab'

Originally posted on:

2/1/2010 2:59:13 PM

Girls,
Now, now! A cute ass and face, does not a Domme make! I already have these. So, you are going to have to impress me with your other "charms, "if you really think you are going to get any where with me.
An empty profile, is an empty head. And, if you had me in mind when you didn't fill that profile, then you'll also have an empty bed!
Cum on!

Grow up, and show me what a real Domme looks like!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

2/1/2010 3:19:46 PM

You had me at “Hello!” Really!!! And, if you are buying that romantic crap, you can watch me shake my cigar ashes on your floor! (please, give me a second to wash off that shoe polish Groucho mustache!)
“Tell me about yourself”, I am asked that a dozen times a day, and in the most uncreative ways, even though many of my thoughts and preferences are posted in my journal …yawn…
”Be specific!” Oh my god! How imperious and commanding you are! Be specific about what? The solution to the square root of pi, that still alludes me in my head? Or, that I prefer to have my pussy licked south to north in short wet strokes, so get down there, and lick’ity split!?!
Well thinking about that does excite me, but then you didn’t do that thinking, I did. Get creative girls, or “walk on by!”

Cab’

Originally posted on:

2/8/2010 3:19:33 AM

Butt suckers are sooooo, eueh, gross, both the stinky kind, and the smoking kind. Euch! It is sooooo very unattractive, and unhealthy. Why would anyone, think a pose with butt in hand or on mouth, would be appetizing? IF you’ve one dangling, then please pass on, bye! If you just finished licking one, gargle, and forget I exist!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

2/8/2010 3:57:50 AM

A Domme is:

Modest:

She knows her strong points and her weaknesses. She doesn’t overestimate her abilities, or suffer from delusions of grandeur. She seeks an honest understanding of her sub. She is modest and exudes humility.

Caring:

She doesn’t believe her self capable of curing any sub/slave. She befriends her potential sub before even considering a collar for her. She looks after her subs and encourages her charges to enhance them selves. She shares her expertise. She values all of her friends.

Honorable:

She has a sense of order and fairness, an understanding of HONOR. She establishes and maintains consistent boundaries.

Truthful:

She is truthful with her self and others, especially those of her stable. She will admit when she doesn’t understand something, or if something is beyond her ability.

Accomplished:

She has succeeded at the basics of life, and has specialized in some areas. She continually advances her knowledge base, and encourages her subs to do the same.

Courteous:

She shows respect to all, including her subs. She respect other’s time, space, and rights. She respects herself, and therefore she takes good care of her self.

Worthy:

She is worthy of the services her subs and charges would provide her. She is knowledgeable in many matters of BDsM. She has a genuine interest in human behavior, and in her subs. She can afford to provide any support or materials her charges might require in the performances of their duties.

A Dom, or two, might learn from this list, and be respected, as well. It is not just all about Imperiousness, and a noisy demeanor!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

2/9/2010 4:03:06 PM

Hummm. I'm not sure why you have sent this to me, since I'm not a guy. But I'll give you my take on it.
1. You want to feel that a Dom selected you. So he has to make the first move. He is gonna do that romantic sweep you off your feet thing. Ya, right, only in the movies and on the Bachelor! LOL
But if you do not put out your picture, and fill in a profile, how can any thing like that happen? None of your good points, that pretty face, that mischievous smile, that excellent bottom for smacking, or your PhD in sickology, or your interest in Klingon Warriors, and bad beer and chips at game time, is gonna be known by them!
2. You do not feel that the first contact should be by you. Well, unless you are over the top, drop dead gorgeous, with a smoking hot body, many men will not feel it worth the put down, should they make contact first, and discover that your federation outlawed disrupter is now aimed at them. So the pretty ones get all the attention, even though about 90% of them know they don't have a snowball's chance in hell! (Or in your mouth! lol)
The rest of us, have it figured out, that women always make the first move. It is usually pretty subtle but it always takes place first. How is that done? You perk up suddenly when they enter the room. That low cut dress line is turned in their eyeball's direction, you smiled. You may have even laughed at some stupid joke that they made. Hell, the fact that you are even talking to them, is a pretty big invitation for that 90%.
If you need some more clues, Leil Lowndes "Undercover Sex Signals" will be a treasure trove for you. But I caution you, her's is powerful stuff!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

3/19/2010 12:52:39 AM

How sad, that you have not yet squirted from g-spot stimulation! If guys and dicks could make me feel that way (g-spot orgasm), well lesbians would not be so interesting! LOL

You should try experimenting on your self. (The rest of you boners, should you be so lucky, should try this on your girl friends.) It could take 20 minutes to an hour, so relax and be prepared to just enjoy what you are feeling. Go take a pee before you try this. And set out an old towel for you to sit on.
Your g-spot is located just inside your pussy, up, on top, it has like little ridges on it. When you are really excited, it will swell a bit. So rubbing your clit a bit helps you get warmed up. Then go inside with a well lubed finger and feel around on the ridges. Go in deeper until you are just past them and pull back down on either side. And just see what feels nothing, what feels good, and what feels what ever. (You boners will need to ask a few questions about “how does this feel?” and adjust what you are doing accordingly.)
Go up and down with your finger, pressing up a bit, what ever is comfortable for you, and what feels good, like that, for a while. You may begin to feel small swellings under the ridges, this is the glands filling up. Slide your fingers side to side over the ridges, and see how that feels.
If you start feeling like you need to pee, press down on that ridged spot with your fingers, pull your fingers forward, and just let go! Check any fluid that comes out, and you will see that it is not pee. So, just let go when it feels like you need to pee, and push out, and you will be happy, maybe surprised, that you did!
Once you get this figured out, you can do it again, and again. First time, it could feel a bit burn'y. But it gets better, after you get your g-spot woke up a few times. Too, you do not want to hold back, like when you are preventing going pee, it will force that fluid up into your bladder, and that could give you bladder infection symptoms. So, just relax, and push it out!
Try this a few times, and let me know what happens. (And, if it happens for you boners, give her a high five, and tell her how much you enjoyed that. Or, I am going to have to smack you up beside the head!)
Cab'

Copy Rights reserved MAR ’10 By fineCabernet

Copy and reprint, not for profit, is ok, if I am given full credits Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/22/2010 5:46:00 PM

You have the "feminine fountain" basics now, so the rest is up to your imagination. But, in case I misread your letter, I have attached the first explanation about g-spot stimulation.
Ejaculation might not happen every time. There are a lot of things that control this. You do need to rest between tries, get sufficient fluids, and have proper nutrition. The ejaculate contains a lot of vitamins and minerals, so if you didn't put them in your body, how can they come out of your body? Fish oil in the diet seems to be very important to female lubrication, so it follows that it may be also be a component of female ejaculate. And, your time of the month can affect the out come.
Even just for a nice orgasm, you need sufficient stimulation, both mental and physical. (Isn't that why we gave up on most guys, because they just didn't take the time?) Fantasize, it is very much ok, and it helps! Some other things to try, use oral stimulation, have a friend lick you and finger you, to produce a blended orgasm.
Some women use specialized dildos that are bent just right for that type of stimulation, glass works the best and cleans up well, but it is kind of expensive. Some use vibrators that were designed with the g-spot in mind.
Most of all, relax. That is important for any female sexuality. And, do not be so goal oriented towards " I must have an orgasm, and ejaculation". Not all of them will be "over the top!" But, they are all good to experience. And many of these feelings can take some time to get to. (A few of you dumb dom guys can learn from that statement as well.)
Explore and enjoy, just be there to enjoy the variety of feelings and sensations that are to be had from your vagina.

"Power to the Pussy!"

Cab’

G-Spot Orgasms:

How sad, that you have not yet squirted from g-spot stimulation!

You should try experimenting on your self. (The rest of you boners, should you be so lucky, should try this on your girl friends.) It could take 20 minutes to an hour, so relax and be prepared to just enjoy what you are feeling. Go take a pee before you try this. And set out an old towel for you to sit on.
Your g-spot is located just inside your pussy, up, on top, it has like little ridges on it. When you are really excited, it will swell a bit. So rubbing your clit a bit helps you get warmed up. Then go inside with a well lubed finger and feel around on the ridges. Go in deeper until you are just past them and pull back down on either side. And just see what feels nothing, what feels good, and what feels what ever. (You boners will need to ask a few questions about “how does this feel?” and adjust what you are doing accordingly.)
Go up and down with your finger, pressing up a bit, what ever is comfortable for you, and what feels good, like that, for a while. You may begin to feel small swellings under the ridges, this is the glands filling up. Slide your fingers side to side over the ridges, and see how that feels.
If you start feeling like you need to pee, press down on that ridged spot with your fingers, pull your fingers forward, and just let go! Check any fluid that comes out, and you will see that it is not pee. So, just let go when it feels like you need to pee, and push out, and you will be happy, maybe surprised, that you did!
Once you get this figured out, you can do it again, and again. First time, it could feel a bit burn'y. But it gets better, after you get your g-spot woke up a few times. Too, you do not want to hold back, like when you are preventing going pee, it will force that fluid up into your bladder, and that could give you bladder infection symptoms. So, just relax, and push it out!
Try this a few times, and let me know what happens. (And, if it happens for you boners, give her a high five, and tell her how much you enjoyed that. Or, I am going to have to smack you up beside the head!)
Cab'

Copy Rights reserved MAR ’10 By fineCabernet

Copy and reprint, not for profit, is ok, if I am given full credits Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/25/2010 6:36:42 PM

A subbie in Australia writes:

I read your journal, and this statement is incorrect, “For women, orgasm is mental/spiritual.” (But, the touch needs to be there), at the right times, and in the right places, or all the wishful thinking, and fantasizing, just will not make it happen.

Almost any type of sexual stimulation can result in an orgasm. A woman can have an orgasm through intercourse, oral sex, or anal sex; manual stimulation of the vulva by her partner; body rubbing ("dry humping"); or masturbation. Some women can even have orgasms just by touching their breasts or by (fantasizing about sex!)…this is well documented ...
I'm not sure how what I said disagrees with her statements, but I wrote her back.

Thank you for reading my journal.
I do recall a young lady at a bowling ally, pressed way up against the overhead machine, who sighed and melted into it a few times. When she left, I pressed a leg up against it. And, low and behold, it was better than a vibrator!
Something was wrong with the fan and it’s eccentricities was creating a benefit for a woman with an exploratory nature. Now I cannot tell you what she was thinking while enjoying that eccentricity, because I did not ask her! LOL But, she did seem to be enjoying it, and flushed very nicely, several times!

You should put your opinion in “your” journal, because for you, this may be true, as well as for "some women". There are always exceptions to any generalization; the universe is full of variation, with much of it following a bell curve in nature. Small percentages will always be extremely different.
So keep on dry humping your animals, if that works for you! I guess that is why some girls call themselves “sluts!” Just about anyone or any thing will work for them!

In the meantime, I’ll enjoy the spiritual beauties, while they are still around…

Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/28/2010 3:41:17 PM

There seems to be an awful lot of subs in Australia these days! I guess that is not so bad, for a while they were all deaf! I answered a few of her questions here.
On Master, and Dominant:

Dominant is a general term, it is one who takes charge of a relationship situation, who expresses dominance in various ways, such as by directing a scene to a particular end, by topping, or simply being the largest or most powerful person in the room.

Master, is a title of respect, that a slave or sub gives her Dominant, if he has earned that. It means that he has demonstrated skill, reached her in ways no other has been able to, and it also implies that he may be capable of doing so to others. If he has not learned something of value to the sub or slave, he has mastered, in reality, nothing. In its most degraded form, “Master” is the title a slave owner “demands” of his slave, in her addresses to him.

On Sadism:

First, let’s address “why it turns a Master on so much and why it is so important to push limits”. A sadist enjoys seeing another in pain, and delivering that pain. That is how he gets off. How far can he take that pain, prolong it, and not kill or damage his girl? This is a very dangerous and heady game.

Too, it can also be that her butt has developed a leather, and it simply takes a few more strokes than it used to, to bring her to a release of her endorphins. She has a tolerance, and that needs to be exceeded to get her to her subbie high, if she is also a masochist. Other wise, it is just a miserable endurance test for the unfortunate slave.

Why is a Master so loving after making a slave do things? Aren't you in a loving mood, after you got what you wanted in a particular scene? And, if he is not, what is in it for the slave? Too, she may be in such a state, after her limits have been tested or exceeded that she has to be tended and watched over for a while. She may not be able to walk, or think coherently. She may be in a very bad emotional place, or she is flying ecstatic, and is not yet grounded to her surroundings.

After you have been mastered, given an experience that took you over the top, sent you flying, or gave you a series of orgasms that were unlike any before, are you not also loving, and attendant to your Master? If not, you are in a very bad relationship!

And, that is your “Why”. Are there a few things that you need to Some are really evil!)
Take care, and let some one know where you are and what you are up to, should you decide to meet with some one from this web site. This is called a "safe call", it is some one who will phone you, or wait for you to phone them, at an agreed upon time, to find out that you are safe an happy with what you are doing.
Too, they will have instructions to notify the police should they be unable to reach you by phone, and tell them where you went and who you were supposed to be with.
The police do understand that some times people do these things, and they just want you to be safe and unharmed. So they will investigate if you cannot be reached by phone, and some one tells them about that.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

6/3/2010 3:47:05 AM

It is not a bad thing to be a pussy, it is just “unattractive” to most women, even lesbians. The good news is that it is curable. Ever hear of David De Angelo? He has a good program called “Double Your Dating”, down loadable, and a fairly fast read. Just type in the title on a search, and I’m sure you will find his stuff.
His “Interviews with Dating Gurus” CD’s are pretty good, too. And, you can follow up with your interests in the Guru’s info, with their books and products. I especially like the Leil Lowndes interview. She is a psychologist, and was involved with a bunch of studies into sexual behaviors. She is also an author; any thing by her is good stuff! The guy that wrote the “Mating Mind,” was pretty interesting, too.
totally unaffiliated,
Cab'

Originally posted on:

7/18/2010 11:37:08 AM

She wrote:

hi my MASTER OWNS this SLAVE MOM but this SLAVE has her TUBES TIED & we need a LIVE in BREEDING SLAVE so IM ME 2 HELP US

I wrote:

It sounds like your Master is looking for an excuse to fuck some one else.

You do know, that they can harvest your eggs, collect his jiz, do in vitro, and place that all done bun in your oven, and it will be yours, his, and not some one else’s? Too, tube ties can some times be reversed.

I think you should look into better alt’ernatives at the Doc’s office, instead of here at the collarme flea market.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

9/13/2010 1:18:35 PM

I guess you all don’t know “Jack Shit!” Well,

He wrote:

Ive read your profile and I dont care if your lesbian or not. I wish you the best in whataver you seek. But one thing you are not and that is a slave. Someone who comes out say who, and how you will serve is not a slave. The slave doesn't get to make those choices. The only choice they make is the inital person they serve. From that point on, your fucking property to do as they say weither you like it or not. So, change it to sub, and be more honest with the world as well as yourself.

I wrote:

Don’t you just love a man who cums on strong, and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about what you think and feel? What you care about is important. But, what you care not about, well that is another matter. When what you think, includes me, or my feelings, or my desires, and it is you that want to be a part of that, perhaps a better approach is in order!

Jack, if they have any choice, they either get to choose something about the situation, or they do not. You can’t have it both ways. So which is it? And, if the “slave owner” doesn’t care “Jack shit” about the slave, or their choices, what is in it for her? Is she in store for mindless evenings hoping that he has “something wonderful” planned for her? And, if he never bothered to ask what she thought was wonderful, how is that going to happen?

To tell you the truth, I’m first going to look at a potential owner’s property, and see how he cares for it, or doesn’t care for it, and draw conclusions about his desirability as an owner from that. To just dump my rump in his lap and expect that he will have my best interests in mind, is folly. But in reality, I don’t even have to go that far to know something about him. All I have to do is listen when he opens his mouth. What does he have to say? That says tonnes about him, in many ways.

And, like it or not, any relationship can be ended, for any reason. So even after a choice is made by a slave, if things aren’t going as planned, it isn’t “until death, or sale, do us part!” And, until I see a potential owner that has a clear understanding of that aspect of relationships, I do not have to “choose to submit”, or “give up all rights, power, and authority,” to another. There is a reason it is called a “power exchange”, the owner had better be bringing something serious to the table, to exchange. So, there is choice, and lots of it, buddy! Like it or not!

Jack, the two cents worth of bullshit you brought to the table, is far from enough…

Your collar, nor any one else’s is on my pretty neck. So, shut the fuck up, Jack! You have nothing to say that I need to hear.

I’ll keep my designation as is, since “Ronin” is not a choice.

Cab’

Originally posted on:

9/17/2010 1:26:27 AM

She wrote:

Wow I am really impressed because I believe you may understand the true nature of being submissive. Partly because you are willing to present the gift of servitude and slavery and your Mistress must be willing to cherish that with respect. Well played = I would really like to chat with you because I find your response a complete turn on!

I wrote:

Thank you, some times I need to share what I know. Trust is a big issue. Most men seem to think "blind trust" is the deal, "You have no rights! Do what I say, or else!" My response is "no thanks!" And, they usually follow that up with degrading comments, attacking my nature, rather than understanding it.
I do not do chats as a rule, but you can reach me here on collarme's e-mail. I scraped off all the chat and IM programs when I realised my computer was being left open to damage through them.

Cab'

Originally posted on:

2/19/2011 2:02:44 PM

To another horny devil that thinks he can get a Lez interested…

So, you are not a pain slut? oh my! What shall we do with you? Have you experimented with that long finger like attachment for the magic wand, on your self?

Let’s see what witches brew might do for you...(tinkering and banging noises are coming from the cupboard while I look about there) Tribulus terrestes, (eyes your profile for age and does a quick calculation) You are only 5 past 20, wherein your testosterone levels are only dropping off at about 1% per year, so only down 5, keep that herb to about 255mg, until you get a little older, unless you plan to do a lot of weight lifting. L-arginine, will help with your vein health, 500mg is plenty. Stay away from the licorice tea, at your weight it will bump up your bp. Magnesium, 250mg should do the trick, to lower it a bit and relax the parts that let the blood flow to the appropriate appendages.

You take this stuff once a day, about two hours before show time. And, be forewarned, it will leave you with an all night stiffy if you just role over and decide to go to sleep. Self abasement usually solves that problem , though. Dose your self for about a week to get things working in their proper order. Other wise, plan for a long night stand. The usual disclaimer, I’m not a doctor, just a casual investigator of all things herbal, and vitamins.

Happy horning! Oh, and do get back to me with the results from personal use of the Hitachi attachments!

Cab'

Originally posted on:

2/19/2011 9:29:02 PM

These things about which I told you , are safe, sane, and herbal. LOL!!! (Ok, don’t tell any one about the herb, shhhh…) Every thing is available “over the counter” at the health food stores, but with out much in the way of instructions. WalMart carries a good supplement called Libido Max which has these and a bit more. But, it is like $20 a bottle and you have to munch down 4 big caps, and it is only about 25 doses. Tribulus can be purchased at the Pilgrim's Pride Vitamins site on line for about $12 a bottle, for 90 doses. The rest is over the counter mineral supplement and protein supplement. (compare that with Enzyte at $90 a bottle for 30 doses) Wiki does have good info on most of the stuff, and there are several good herbal sites to give you the medico data on the herb. So, no, it will not fall off, and that won’t make your nutz zip up into your belly. But, if you really want that...(more banging and tinkering in the cupboard...)

And, just to see if you were paying attention, tribulus will make her horny, too! (In case, you were wondering why a Lesbian would be interested in such disgusting stuff...)

Cab'

Originally posted on:

3/23/2011 8:26:10 AM

About the tattoo…

If you cannot take the time to read back through a few of my journal entries, why should I take the time to reply to you? Often times, the answers to your questions are posted right there. YA, but it is sooooo much easier to pop me off a one liner, isn’t it? Well ya, for you and about 6000 other guys, who, by the way, I am not interested in! And, it sort of informs me of your nature, and speaks very loudly of your short cummings, like, you will not take the time, impulsive, no delaying of gratification, it is all about you, etc…Well guess what? NOPE!

That ought to teach you, to mess with a Lez' on the rag…

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/10/2011 4:08:33 AM

Some interesting statistics:

I’ve blocked 130 people to date.

¼ were women, only 3 of them were subs

¾ were Males or couples with couples making up half.

That says some interesting things.

Like perhaps the female subs are a bit more polite?

That the subs actually read a profile before they write?

Perhaps, the subs consider treating others as they would like to be treated?

And, that the subs looked for more than just that ass, and had some thing to say other than how cute it was?

Now, why is it that so many Doms, Dommes, and Dom/couples believe they need not have manners, that subs are only meat bodies, and that they need not demonstrate that they have a brain to any sub? And, that none of them have figured any of this out?

Well, on the up side, only about 1/10 of the people I have written ended up in that blocked category.

Originally posted on:

4/24/2011 8:53:43 PM

This was written by a local Dom, but it is pretty cool:

Lessons for a young Dom:

1. A Dom who will not take the time to learn his sub/slave’s passions, build her heat, and inflame her desires, is not worthy of her services.

2. Your hands and fingers should be used to explore her while you observe her reactions. As she becomes more aroused, your tongue will be welcomed in many places. And this, will be what ultimately drives her wild, begging for her sexual release.

3. All that is pleasurable is not always what excites her, sometimes discomfort and mild pain will arouse her more than any thing else you can do. Short term confinement or binding, light flogging, or stingy-burny sensations, may just be the thing that she needs and wants, some times.

4. After you have explored every part of her, and nearly exhausted her, then enter her for your own pleasures.

5. After you have both climaxed, take the time to hold, comfort, cherish, and praise her.

6. Keep your sub/slave’s interest aroused with new duties, changing environments, and altered routines, keep her guessing what will be next, and always leave her wanting more.

Splatt

About those holidays…

Originally posted on:

12/25/2009 1:24:26 AM

Good Morning all!

Let me be the first today to say, "I hope Santa, or Father Christmas, took good care of each and every one of you! (And if he didn't, that your spouse or special friend did have at least one tantalizing gift waiting for you! Ho! Ho! Ho!)
Hi to everyone, kisses and hugs to the good ones, and pats on the heads for the bratz.
And, I hope to see some of ya soon, next year!
Be good to your selves, remember to smile and hug and kiss your relatives, even if you were not expecting them.
And most of all, remember that diets are usually reserved for New Year's resolutions! Whoo-Hooo!

And, you all please have a Happy New Year!
Cab'

Originally posted on:

12/30/2009 12:54:35 AM

Even the ladies write one liners!

“what new things you seek?”

Gee, I feel it is like, um, time to write a letter to Santa! Let's see "what new things do I seek?" Hummmm, well, world peace. Michael Jackson to walk the Earth again, as the gay white man he wanted to be! Wealth and riches beyond many's wildest imaginations, (yes definitely!) Travel to distant and exotic places! Fine homes in foreign lands. A yatch, a plane, and several very fast cars and motorcycles!!! The ability to heal a soul by merely touching their body. The ability to throw a woman into the throws of sexy and violent orgasm, by merely snapping my fingers. And, a huge bitch shield, that extends for miles and doesn't allow any stupid and mean people to get any closer to me than that! Whew! Ya, I think that would be nice , for now...maybe I'll think up so me more later! !!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

12/31/2009 3:50:19 AM

Well guys, (alright, you horny little male perve’s, I’m not talking about you!!! ) Please be patient with me, I’m off line for a few days for some R & R, lots of dancing and watching international champs do their thing. I may just tip a few drinks while I am at it, since my hotel room is just up the stairs! And, I plan to be awfully naughty, too! Hope to see you all back on line in a few days…

In hopes that yours is a very Naughty and Happy NEW YEAR!

A very fine, Cabernet

Originally posted on:

4/4/2010 2:51:55 AM

The sun is warm, the grass is green, my top is down, and I’m not feeling mean!

Happy Easter!

Originally posted on:

6/20/2010 1:54:52 PM

I love you Daddy!
The rest of you bozo's need to back off , so I can deal with a few emotional tears...
Cab'

Originally posted on:

1/25/2011 3:21:50 AM

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2011- Remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called, 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People!'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary…

3. The difference between the Pope and your Domme/Dom, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

5. It used to be only death and taxes and now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too!

6. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that they just cleaned the whole house.

7. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

8. Definition of a teenager: God's punishment to the parent, for enjoying sex.

9. Remember to be who you are and say what you feel. Because, those that matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter! And, may the splinters on that banister never point the wrong way!

And lastly, My mind works like lightning. First there is one brilliant flash, and then it is all gone!

Jokes…

Originally posted on:

5/3/2010 8:25:12 PM

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb..

(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of 2 football fields.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......is that the pig's secret?)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light..

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone!

(and God love that pig!)

Author unknown…

Originally posted on:

5/3/2010 8:38:11 PM

Retiree's Bathtub Test

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine when retiree should be put in an old age home? (My boy friend is getting kinda old)"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I get it," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon, or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
"OH!" I replied, "I only take showers...So, that is what that thing'y is for? Are you sure, this wasn't one of them trick tests for blondness???"

Originally posted on:

10/14/2010 6:55:04 PM

Alzheimer's Test
How fast can you guess these words?
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_

3. S_X

4. P_N_S

5. BOO_S

6. _ _NDOM

Answers:

1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM
You got all 6 wrong....didn't you? (you passed!) LOL!

Originally posted on:

12/7/2010 1:16:16 AM

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila. Well, maybe two, or three, shots…

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, then call what ever you hit “the target.” (Be sure not to make a target of your self!)

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Do you want to live forever?!? (I do plan to do some target shooting on the next dive…)

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. I used to be indecisive. But, now I'm not sure. I’m pretty sure that you're never too old, to learn something stupid.

Some people hear voices. While the voices in my head may not be real, they do have some very good ideas!

Some people see invisible people. The rest of you have no imagination whatsoever! I see dead people…were they once targets?

I didn't say it was “your fault,” I said I was “blaming you.” If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong!

The last thing I want to do, is hurt you. But, it's still on my list. Are we feeling masochistic today?!? Now, what was the next to the last thing on my list? Oh! Target Shooting!!!

To steal ideas from one person, is called “plagiarism.” But, to steal from many, this is called “research.”

Knowledge, is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting that tomato in a fruit salad.I asked God for a motorcycle, but I know God doesn't work that way. So, I stole a motorcycle and then asked for forgiveness. But, some how, the judge didn’t see this as “research!”

Cab'a Dab'a D'oo!

Originally posted on:

12/25/2010 9:34:09 PM

This should make you smile.

The Candy With The Little Hole

A teacher gave all her kids each a lifesavers candy and asked them to guess what flavor they were by their taste and color.

And the children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste. So, to speed along the process, the teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're fucking ass-holes!'

And, the teacher, turning bright red and laughing uncontrollably, realizing that she had not anticipated that response, had to leave the room!

Originally posted on:

12/25/2010 10:01:10 PM

AIDS WARNING!

To all of you who are approaching 50, or who have REACHED 50, or long since past it up, this entry is especially for you!

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!!!

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

And, MOST OF ALL,

FINANCIAL AIDeS TO THEIR CHILDREN!

And please do not be forgetting HIV (Hair Is Vanishing)!

(I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.)

Originally posted on:

12/26/2010 10:29:58 PM

Sofa King, What?

Read it out loud, and you will figure it out…(It helps if you are drunk!)

If not, read this one out loud”

“I’m Sofa King, Stupid!”

(That ought to keep the Dum’s busy for a while! LOL!!!)

Originally posted on:

4/10/2011 4:08:33 AM

For all those men who say, “Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free?”

Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize "it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage!"
1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. They are sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11 . Men are like Lava Lamps. They are fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

13. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

author unknown

Is it no wonder, that more women are becoming lesbians? LOL!!!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/13/2011 7:24:13 AM

Ponderisms

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1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards : NAIVE

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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!)

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3. OK ..... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?

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5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.

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6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

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10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.

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16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

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17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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22. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?

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23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

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24. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?

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Originally posted on:

12/27/2009 6:01:11 AM

Sensual Magic, Part one, Foreplay:

Wearing me out sounds good! I can’t recall the last time I had a cramp in my tongue. But I have cramped a wrist a few times, working on a stubborn G-spot, or two…

"But please, warm up to me, just a little, or warm me up at least, before you start using naughty names, some how they just do not go down so well, until I am really hot!" I complain.

"I was wondering, in the piano room, what piece was getting played…"

"Whipped cream on my strawberrys! Oh yes! Perhaps, we should get started on that, right away, in the kitchen. Do you like chocolate syrup on your shortcake?” I softly gasp.

She was hoping I would do more than undress her with my eyes! Her gay hubbie hasn’t figured that out yet, even though it is a marriage of convenience. Lawyers do have their community images to sustain!

Diaphanous silk is sooo delicious on the skin! “Shall I slip it off for you now?” I ask as I coyly look back

The shoulder strap is nudged from in front, and it slips off the shoulder, exposing a nipple that you cannot see just yet…And, I glide ever so sensuously up on the kitchen counter belly first. Eyeing that cream, every so naughtily!

"OOOPS!" (my bare ass is just starting to peek out!)

Turning over very slowly, my head is now arched off the counter, and a single breast exposed, my tongue reaching…

“Hot is good” I whisper, as I reach for my warmth and lightly touch there, noticing how moist it has become.

I notice that your bare legs are sooo lovely! While I lightly circle my strawberry, with a lazy finger, searching for some whipped cream that is not yet there. "I hope you will be backing to the counter soon, for me to show you what my naughty little tongue can do…"

I get gooseflesh with your hands now in my hair, your thigh working my tongue’s way to your wet flower for a dip. as you whisper in my ear, the things you will do to your shortcake!

I shiver a little as you place your whipped cream, but it quickly melts down on my hot nipple. And I savor your firm grasp of my nipples.

My excitement grows as I watch chocolate syrup run down your body and drip on my tongue as it slowly moves up and down on your clit, and at times, in and out of your flower. My back arching some times, as you take your cream and pinch at my strawberries.

My body comes, more alive, as you drag your fingers deeply into my skin and along a path to my flower. I lick at your firm tummy as you slide your body over mine, making it difficult for me to move.

And, I lap eagerly at your nectars mingled with chocolate, squirming pleasurably as you do your magic on me.

c 2009 Cab’

* Note, “Part two” was deliberately omitted…

Originally posted on:

12/29/2009 10:43:42 PM

Sensual Magic, Part three, Pillow Talk:

Sitting quietly now, listening to Mistress, in a very submissive pose, on my knees, small fanny resting on heels, legs spread, head down, and a raw heated blush on my face. I try to imagine such places as she describes, my self. Where I feel like a school girl, giddy with passions, loins aching for touch and caress, moisture seeping and causing me embarrassment in public, me feeling the full exposure of an intense crush on some one special, some one naughty, some one who KNOWS!

I’m, nodding my head now, gently, silently and in agreement with Mistress as she continues her descriptions about desire. All the while, I am suppressing strong movements originating deep with in my loins, and holding position carefully, small tears forming from the efforts. Both of my hands are eager to make a fast release possible. But, they only tremble, palms up, on creamy thighs.

In my mind, I watch her caress her firm self, as she does so, far above me. My tongue is aching to taste her firmness, and her softness, her breasts and mound, perhaps even the depths of her very soul…me there, gently licking, where she guides me with her hand grasping my hair, and her fingers forced inside me. My soft breaths betray the trembling I feel.

I hear her asking her self, and myself, about how far she can take me. She teases me, with wicked ideas, not describing them fully, but only hinting, at what she might like to do. Some of the trembling is fear now, some is intense internal heat, waiting to explode in violent passions. But, I maintain position, straighten my posture, and firm my resolve to resist satisfying my self, wantonly, in front of her. . .

I wonder if any one truly can control me, as she continues, questioning me. “Is control all internal,” I ask my self. “Is it just me, willing my self, to do as I am directed? And all the while, not giving in to temptations, as she explores me, with my little pussy flooding and throbbing as it will?”

I wonder what she imagines the “nasty things”, she speaks of, to be. And, I wonder how she would go about sharing them with me.

Oh! I hope it is not a beating, which I have earned, for having helped her flood her mattress! Her excitement is confusing me! And, I still hold position, unable to perform submissive acts of service, until commanded!

Slightly relieved and embarrassed by her praise, I relax a little, and some fears subside.

“Yes, Mistress, it should be me, cleaning you up, right away!”

This girl is happy to be of service!

c DEC 2009 Cabernet

Thoughts for the day …

Originally posted on:

1/17/2010 2:49:32 AM

Thought for the day:

Who is “fake testing” the fake testers? And, does it take a fake, to know one?

I think Arsinio would go, “Hummmmmm?” on that one! lol

Cab’

Originally posted on:

4/12/2010 11:57:09 PM

Most interesting…Now, how did all these “white women” end up in Nigeria? And, how is it that their English is worse than the black’s that live there? I see old Arsinio, scratching his chin, yet once again, and going "Hummmmmm..." (Damn, don't you just wish you had fingers as long as his? LOL)
Cab'

Originally posted on:

12/7/2010 9:39:51 PM

Things that make you go “Hmmmm….”

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why is 'bra' singular when they cover two boobs, well usually, and 'panties' plural, when they only cover one ass?

Can a hearse, carrying a corpse, drive in the carpool lane ?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Originally posted on:12/21/2010 1:54:29 AM

Some more stuff that makes ya go “Hummmmmm…”

Why is it that there are Christian Fanatics and terrorists, and this can be mentioned on the media networks, and everyone in this predominantly Christian society understands that they are but a few kooks out there, and no one is “offended”, but when it comes time to discuss Islamic Fanatics and terrorists, this cannot be mentioned, and all Muslims are potentially “offended” by that? As my local “nigg’ah” sayz, “Wha up whi dat shit???” Oh, my god! I am not supposed to use that “N” word either!…Hummmmm…. Really, what is up with that shit, too?

Cab’

Originally posted on:

12/25/2010 6:49:21 PM

Since you Domme/Dom’s are always posting tests for us subs to pass, I thought I’d put one up for you to pass. Don’t worry; it should be really easy for you brilliant, well rounded, savvy people…

High School Level Domme/Dom IQ Exam:

You only need 4 correct, out of 10 questions, to pass…

1) How long did the “Hundred Years' War”last?

2) Which country makes “Panama hats?”

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the “October Revolution?”

5) What is a “camel's hair brush” made of?

6) The “Canary Islands” in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was”King George”VI's first name?”

8) What color is a “purple finch?”

9) Where are “Chinese gooseberries” from?

10) What is the color of the “black box” in a commercial airplane?

Pass this on to some of your brilliant friends, so they may feel useless, too! And, if you try to tell me you passed, then you very likely LIED!”

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Answers:

(courtesy of Wikipedia)

The Hundred Years' War: The conflict lasted 116 years but was punctuated by several periods of peace, before it finally ended in the expulsion of the Plantagenets from France (except the Pale of Calais). The war was eventually a victory for the house of Valois, who succeeded in recovering the Plantagenet gains made initially and expelling them from the majority of France by the 1450s. However, the war nearly ruined the Valois, while the Plantagenet’s gained huge amounts of plunder from the mainland, which enriched England. France itself likewise suffered greatly from the war, as most of the conflict occurred on the continent.

A Panama hat (sometimes informally among hat enthusiasts, just a "Panama" - see Isthmus of Panama) is a traditional brimmed hat of Ecuadorian origin that is made from the plaited leaves of the toquilla straw plant Straw hats woven in Ecuador, like many other 19th and early 20th century South American goods, were shipped first to the Isthmus of Panama before sailing for their destinations in Asia, the rest of the Americas and Europe. For some products, the name of their point of international sale rather than their place of domestic origin stuck, hence "Panama hats." The 49ers picked up these hats in Panama, and when President Theodore Roosevelt visited the Panama Canal construction, he wore such a hat, which increased its popularity. They're also known as a Jipijapa named for a town in Ecuador, one of the centers of the hat trade. The Oxford English Dictionary cites a use of the term as early as 1834.

Catgut is a type of cord that is prepared from the natural fiber in the walls of animal intestines. Usually sheep or goat intestines are used, but it is occasionally made from the intestines of a hog, horse, mule, pig or donkey. While the name contains the morpheme "cat", strings have never been made from the guts of cats.

The word catgut may have been an abbreviation of the word "cattlegut". Alternatively, it may have derived byfolk etymology from kitgut or kitstring -- the word kit, meaning fiddle, having at some point been confused with the word kit for little cat. According to legend, string makers of the 17th century deliberately misled people to believe that the strings were made of cat intestines in order to protect their industry, as any association with cats was superstitiously believed to be extremely bad luck, and to be avoided at all cost.

Red October or the Bolshevik Revolution, was a politicalevolution and a part of the Russian Revolution of 1917. It took place with an armed insurrection in Petrograd traditionally dated to 25 October 1917 Old Style Julian Calendar (O.S.), which corresponds with 7 November 1917 New Style (N.S.). Gregorian Calendar.

The texture, absorbency, and other properties of "camel hair" brushes vary markedly. Wooly camel hair is unsuitable for brush bristles. So, paintbrush bristles are derived either from the hairs of horses, squirrels, goats, sheep, bears, or some combination of these.

The name Canary Islands, English for Islas Canarias, is likely derived from the Latin term Insula Canaria, meaning "Island of the Dogs". Gran Canaria, it is speculated that the so called dogs were actually a species of Monk Seals ("sea dog" in Latin), critically endangered and no longer present in the Canary Islands. The dense population of seals may have been the characteristic that most struck the few ancient Romans who established contact with these islands by sea.

The original inhabitants of the island, Guanches used to worship dogs, mummified them and treated dogs generally as holy animals. In ancient times the island was well known for its people who worshipped dogs there, and when the Romans first visited the island they gave it the name: 'canaari', which means in Latin: "the ones who worship dogs", or "the ones with dogs". The ancient Greeks also knew about a people, living far to the west, who are the "dog-headed ones", who worship dogs on an island. Some theorize that the Canary Islands dog-worship and the ancient Egyptian cult of the dog-headed god, Anubis are closely connected, but there is no explanation given as to which one was first.

George VI (Albert Frederick Arthur George; 14 December 1895 – 6 February 1952) was King of the United Kingdom and the Dominions of the British Commonwealth from 11 December 1936 until his death. He was also the last Emperor of India (until 22 June 1948), the last King of Ireland (until 18 April 1949), and the first Head of the Commonwealth.

Adult purple finches have a short forked brown tail and brown wings and are about 15”cm (4”in) in length and weigh 34”g (1.2”oz). Adult males are raspberry red on the head, breast, back and rump; their back is streaked. Adult females have light brown upper parts and white under parts with dark brown streaks throughout; they have a white line on the face above the eye.

Also known as the Chinese gooseberry, the kiwi fruit was renamed for export marketing reasons in the 1950s; briefly to melonette, and then later by New Zealand exporters to kiwifruit. This name "kiwifruit" comes from the kiwi — a brown flightless bird and New Zealand's national symbol, and also a colloquial name for the New Zealand people.

A flight data recorder (FDR) (also ADR, for accident data recorder) is an electronic device employed to record any instructions sent to any between electronic systems on an aircraft. It is a device used to record specific aircraft performance parameters. Popularly referred to as a "black box", the data recorded by the FDR is used for accident investigation, as well as for analyzing air safety issues, material degradation and engine performance. Due to their importance in investigating accidents, these ICAO-regulated devices are carefully engineered and stoutly constructed to withstand the force of a high speed impact and the heat of an intense fire. Contrary to the "black box" reference, the exterior of the FDR is coated with heat-resistant bright Red paint for high visibility in wreckage, and the unit is usually mounted in the aircraft's empennage (tail section), where it is more likely to survive a severe crash. Following an accident, recovery of the "black boxes" is second in importance only to the rescue of survivors and recovery of human remains.

Originally posted on:

12/25/2010 8:17:07 PM

Why is it that there are Christian Fanatics and terrorists, and this can be mentioned on the media networks, and everyone in this predominantly Christian society understands that they are but a few kooks out there, and no one is “offended”, but when it comes time to discuss Islamic Fanatics and terrorists, this cannot be mentioned, and all Muslims are potentially “offended” by that? As my local “nigg’ah” sayz, “Wha up whi dat shit???” Oh, my god! I am not supposed to use that “N” word either!…Hummmmm…. Really, what is up with that shit, too?

I have never met a single solitary Veteran who had enlisted to fight for Socialism… I have met many, who voluntarily took this ledge: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE, FOR ALL!

Now, if Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, then why are Christians banned from praying in public or even erecting religious displays on their holy days? And what happened to our National Day of Prayer? Our president says we can't have that, yet he allows Muslims to block off Madison Ave. in N. Y. and pray in the middle of the street! This is, by the way, their monthly ritual!

Now, tell me again, whose country is this? Is it Our country, or is it the Muslim’s?

I'm prety sure I'll be called a racist and an infidel for this...oh well, so spank me! Lol

Cab'

Originally posted on:

2/24/2011 10:41:33 AM

“Keep in mind the term "Life Insurance". If you purchase "Life Insurance" does this mean that you will live longer? Would it be better, were it called what it is, a "Death Beneficiary Payment Insurance". No, then it might be a bit harder to sell.” (GEM)

This is sort of the same problem here on collarme. When we advertize our ass, do we say “cum’ly, attractive, sexy, and sultry sweetheart, awaiting her knight in shiny armor?” Or do we say, “wayward, used, but still has her parts intact, frigid bitch, who can’t cum unless taken to the edge, hoping that some shit for brain asshole with enough dough comes along, and doesn’t get it figured out until he has been separated from his money, kids, house, and new caddy?” Would that be a hard sell?

Too, if it is a broke ass, very skinny and sadistic Dom, who got short changed in several areas, but enjoys beating the crap out of a woman, would he say, “Handsome Dominant, with big sweaty muscles and a huge dick to match, interested in sweet angels, to take on a little casual edge play?”

"Ahhh...welcome to my parlor," said the spider to the wasp… "Was it a bit of stinger fencing that you had in mind? Or, shall we just have tea?" Asked the wasp of the spider...(Cab’)

There is another one, for Arsino to go “Hummmm….” to!

Cab’

Originally posted on:

3/18/2011 2:25:19 AM

When they are telling you all about “hate speech”, and how some should be silenced because of that, remember, to be “offended,” or to take offence, is a “personal choice,” while “freedom of speech” is a God given , and Constitutionally protected, “Right.” Words cannot harm you, but you can choose to be harmed by them. So, would you not like to be able to hear who is voicing that they would like to harm you? It is good to let them speak, so that you know who the real assholes are. But, once you are silenced, no one will ever know.

Having said that, have we had enough of Obama’s “hopeless changes,” yet?

Cab’

It is a good thing the "Fed", is a private bank! And, because they are, they can bail out any one they think can afford it, at their own personal loss. Remember these FED bail outs are for already existing debt, not future loans, they are not necessarily secured by US debt, and they did not come of any US holdings in FED accounts. The "money" was created out of thin air, and on a computer!

The FED is not a "US central bank", it is a private bank, charted through our government, and given the rights to issue/publish (print) US currency in the form of "Federal Reserve Notes" (notice that is not "US Notes", which are no longer in circulation, and used to look the same as FRNs), and act as the "clearing house of last resort" for all of the Federal checks printed in the US. It is no more a part of the US government, than "Federal Auto Body". It is just a bank that the US gov does business with. But, it's fictitious name can be misleading. The FED is simply, our gov's private banker. And, because it is a private bank, it can also be the "world's banker..." It is not limited to only doing business with the US gov!

I see the Fed taking on more international debt as a good thing, that spreads the debt load to others, and doesn't keep the Fed focused on just leaching the US tax payer. It also eventually gets all international banks out of US business. And, should the Fed get too out of line, the Federales (US.gov) needs only revoke its charter. But, as long as the US benefits from the Fed's acts, that will never happen.

And now, perhaps Europe is benefiting, if you are simple enough to believe that it has not always...If you ever suspected that there was a hidden hand, manipulating governments and laws, you have it, potentially, in the the hands of the FED's 12 member bank "owners"...Our government, through the Fed Chairman (the person who holds only a chair at the table of the boards of directors of the FEDERAL RESERVE BANKS), asks the Fed for what it would like to happen. The FED then dictates to this chairman, what WILL happen in the worlds of finance, and in the halls of congress...

Focusing on the "FED" is a waist of time. The argument that the Fed loaned every one else at 0% interest at US detriment, posted on Ron Paul's site, is irrelevant! We have also been loaned, at , and near, 0%. And, our gov debating the reduction of debt, primarily owed to the Fed, is a good thing. It is not the Fed's unwillingness to loan that is the problem, but it is our gov's unwillingness to borrow, and put the American people on the hook for it.

I'd like to see our Gov bankrupt on the FED, and then dare them to do any thing about it. The FED would loose their charter! And, our not borrowing, and Europe having money to spend, is a good thing. If Europe has cash to spend, we have both potential sales, and jobs. Think about that!

Perhaps, it is the FED’s game plan, to get a few other debtors on board, and playing their game of “make us rich!”, like most of Europe, so if the US does bankrupt, it still has foreign customers?

We need to focus on the Gov, and get them to discuss fair banking practices, and to enact and enforce good banking laws, laws that the FED would be required to also follow. But, as long as the US gov benefits from the Fed's acts, that will never happen. It is the same problem with inflation, the gov benifits from it, making your tax bracket creep higher and higher each year, with out ever changing the tax code! And how sucessful have we been at getting the government to address that? Zip! Nada! Ain't gonna happen bro!

And, you will see Europe getting very happy with the Fed, as their debt loads are refinanced. The big international banks have refused to do this (and probably cannot do this, because they are already in trouble for taking on bad debt, under very different rules, and which the FED is not required to follow), much to Italy and Greece's consternation. The Fed buying out all the bad bank's debt, is not a problem for the US, that which the Ron’ulain’s web pages complain about. But, this is probably a first step to the Fed's international eventual take over of the world's banking systems, and the down fall of all the existing banking and economic systems.

China, on the other hand, is not going to be very happy with this, and will be very concerned, and busy building up it's military and navel resources.  Who else, will enforce their debt collection process?  Once the “US Dollar” aka FRN (Federal Reserve Note, a private institutions draft, protected by the good faith of the American people, and some times their taxes…) goes in the tank, I suspect America will be the target for their weapons systems, even though “we” didn’t destroy the FRN. The FED did, with it’s faulty banking practices, and unlimited ability to create debt money out of thin air, and computer bits.

Now if we were still on gold standards, there would be no hyper-inflation creating massive bad debt, and all debts would be based on the reality of existing physical assets, instead of the strokes of a pen on a ledger, or the hits of a key board on the central computer, and the non existent potential earnings of our children and grand children's incomes in the repayment of their nation's debt, and now Europe's future generations to come, as well. If the gold doesn't exist in a bank vault, it can't be loaned. But when you have more paper, and computers, you simply print more money to loan, or add numbers to computerized bank accounts. AND COLLECT THE INTEREST ON THAT!!! And, THAT, is the real problem with the FED...

Don't you wish you had a "gold mine" like that? I wonder where can we buy shares in the FED???

Cab'

An interesting thing happened to me, on the way to the mail box today...

Finally, I have a FUCKING IRS CHECK!!! WHOO, WHOOO!!!!

I guess my opportunity to get all midevil on their buttocks has totally past, :0( 

And, had it not been stuck to the back of a bill, I'd have been doing the happy dance all the way to the bank, today.

But, I will just have to do that happy dance right here, right now (are you watching?)

Ok I'm back here on earth, whew!!!

Well, I can now honestly tell you all that it is possible to purchase a nearly new $1/2M home, for less than $125k on a short sale, and get the gov to help you pay for it. But, that last part has expired, and no one knew what kinds of b.s. and hoops the gov would make you jump through. (Those are all documented on this profile and my previous at "finecabernet"). And the IRS interest on their draggin their feet, was a whoppin' 2.8%..Oh, fucking, boy! (And they only charged me 8%, when I was late. It just doesn't seem fair...)

Too, the short sale process should be sped up as the banks are now understanding what is going on. Mine took a little over 8 months from bid to sale. But, taking the short sale route doesn't help the sellers out with better credit, as was first thought. They may still face similar problems, as if they had just filed for bankruptcy and allowed the bank to forclose.  Will the future forcolsures go for any less? Who knows...

Finally, I can get the new carpets! WHOO, WHOOO!!!! Finally, I can get the flat screen! WHOO, WHOOO!!!! And finally, I can get this stupid godammed computer upgraded! WHOO, WHOOO!!!!

(doing another extended happy dance...) Cab'

There in the mail today, finally, was a letter from the IRS. It was a big one, so I was expecting that they did another round about or a turn down. But, the letter was from our dear Mr. Kidd, letting me know, that the IRS has deigned to “allow” my application for the first time home buyer's credit. How positively nice of them, to “allow” me that! I guess “you successfully completed your application and qualified for…” is a bit beyond their thief training.

What a deal! It has only been what, a year now?  And, how much bullshit, and hoops, did they make me jump through? I’d have flogged any slave, found so full of bullshit! So, I guess we will call that a “win”. But, there is still no check! Mr. Kidd continued, “please allow us 6 to 8 weeks…while we continue to investigate <your claim>…should we find that you are <squeaky clean, worthy, a good little slave>, we will issue a check/credit, including interest…”

Interest!!! *passes out and falls on the floor!* Gee, I hope they are not “Kidding” me! I am not going to hold my breath! But, I will relax, once I actually see, A FUCKING CHECK!!!

Hey, the proof is in the puddin’!

Cab’

More fun, with bureaucratic bullshit!

 This has been around before. But, true or not, it's an example of why some of us choose to no longer vote for Democrats in the USA.  Oh, we're subject to the same crap – as the people in Russia, once were. And, it's sometimes more difficult to meet the requirements to get home with out a passport (doing so can mean taking an expensive trip back)  when you expatriate- but we can mollify ourselves with the knowledge that at least we aren't living in the same country as the A-holes who originated such Democrat/Bureaucrat non-think! 

ACTUAL PASSPORT APPLICATION LETTER SENT BACK TO STATE DEPARTMENT

Dear Mrs., Ms. or Sir:

I'm in the process of renewing my passport and still cannot believe this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my address, telephone number, and knows that I bought a cable TV from them in 1987 (23 years ago), and yet the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born, and on what date? (For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? Haven’t you ever heard of computers and data bases?) My birth date, which you have in my social security file, is on EVERY income tax form that I've filed, for the past 30 years! It's on my Medicare health insurance card, it's on my driver's license, and it's on the last eight, damned, passports that I've had, as well as on every stupid customs declaration form I've ever had to fill out before being allowed off the effing plane for the past 30 years! And, it's on all those stupid census forms that we have to do at election times.

Would somebody, please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Mary, my father's name is Robert. And, since they are both dead, I'm reasonably confident that neither name is likely to change between now, and when I die. (Just between you, and me, I've had way too much of this bureaucratic bullshit!)

You sent this application to my home address. Then, you asked me for my #*&#%*& address! What is going on? Do you have a gang of bureaucratic Neanderthal Democrat morons working there? Look at my damn picture! Do I look like Bin Laden? And, "No," I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes! I just want to go, and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And, would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, because I have to travel to the other end of the city and get another #*@&#^@*@& copy of my birth certificate to the tune of $100. Hopefully, I will not be stopped and asked for my papers between here and there!

Would it be so difficult for you to have all the services in the same area, so I could get a new passport on the same day? Nooooo, that would require planning and organization! And it would be too logical for the @&^*^%@% government. You'd rather have me running all over the place, like a chicken with its head cut off, and then, I’d have to find some asshole to confirm that it's really me in the damn picture! Do you know, it is the one where I'm not allowed to smile?

Hey, do you know why I can't smile? I'm totally pissed off!

Signed,
- An Irate Citizen.
 

P.S. Remember what I wrote about getting someone to confirm that the picture is me? Well, my family has been in the United States of America since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 35 years. And, I have had security clearances up the ying yang. However, I have to get someone important to verify who I am--you know, someone like my doctor...WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA!

And, you assholes want to run our health care system?????

Will Herman Cain’s  999 plan eventually equal “666”?

Arsino, can I get a “hummmmm….” on that?

Cab’

A friend, taken past her limits commented:

“well i would of love to have passed on it too, silly pants...rope and gags have a way of stopping you, from stopping such things...lol”

My reply:

Wise choices in play partners , before the ropes and gags go on, work for me... If they will not respect limits, what can you expect? Any thing goes?  And, if I am on a first timer with some dumb dom/me, there is always supervision, at a safe BDSM club, with big mean bouncers who do not appreciate the "limit stretchers..." And, who love to stretch these dim dom/mes limits for pain, before they land hard and bounce on the street outside of the club, banned for life!

Too, finger signals are allowed you know? I use the middle finger, that works good for me, when I am not happy about the play! Or, I use the ok sign, for "go for it! green light" I wiggle fingers once, when "I'm not comfortable with the play, yellow light", wiggle twice, "I'm planning to kill you when I get out of this! red light!!" I wiggle my fingers frantically three times for " you ran that red light, stupid!!! So, you had better pull me outa’ this friggin’, shit right now!!!"

If there is no respect for your limits, then there is too much pain and lots of suffering, afterwards. I know best what I can handle, “they” do not!

Cab’

More fun with the IRS~

Well, here we go again! Now that I have proved that I am a citizen of the US, verified tax records back to ’05, refilled, even though they finally told me after the fact that I didn’t have to, for 09, we finally got to their  turn down my application for ’10, along with a denial  for “first time home buyer’s credit.” All documentation they requested was submitted with an early filing, and there should have been a check cut and delivered by mid Feb.  Ok, So O’bie One wrote a check with his mouth, that his ass couldn’t cover.

But, that promise is law, with a legal offer, acceptance, and a performance. He offered the “stimulus and home buyers credit” I accepted it, and I performed the purchase under the required guide lines. But now, we get to involve IRS investigators, and all the idiocy that goes along with them, to audit me back to ’05, and other wise heckle me about my even bothering to apply.

After several days of rounding up their required documentation, and proofs that I owned a trailer, I lived in it, I am in fact a citizen of the US, I had drivers licenses issued where I lived, and I paid not only registration on that trailer, but also taxes on the properties where it resided, and that I could produce checks, and receipts, for at least 5 years of the last 8. Wow!  It only took visits to 3 counties and several offices to accomplish all that. And, we are still not done!

I proudly presented all this “proof and documentation” at the secret IRS office, hidden away in Ocala, and not listed in the public records. Mister Examiner was so insulted that I didn’t just mail this half ton of crap to the office up in GA.  I pointed out that the envelope that the IRS provided a regular #10, was hardly large enough to do the job.

Then, he expressed his doubts that any of it would change their decision, as if his opinion was one that mattered! What a guy! Next, he decided that I had provided way too much information!  Well what is it, valid, or not? “I was just trying to cover all the bases this time,” I explained, “and be sure that I could not be turned down for failing to provide all the proof they requested, or wanted.”

He finally acquiesced, after I suggested that I could, and would, be happy to pay for this mailing,  to “mailing all this up to GA for me. Gee, last time, he faxed it. Well, it is about a half a box of crap!  But, this is typical of Governmental Employees, “what??? You actually expect me to do my job??? How rude!”

Well, yes, and I might add, “goddammit!” Or, “Why don’t you do all of us a favor, and go on unemployment, so no one is foolled by your inactivities?”

Pardon me, while I stick my head out the window, and scream obscenities!   Ok, I am back…

Now, last time I read up on the Post office, what used to be the Postal Service, this was formed for the purpose of providing our Federal Gov, and all its agencies, with a means to move communications. So, inter departmental shipping, should not be a “cost” issue. Neither, is any of the crap that the IRS sends to you, “stamped”. Duh! 

Well I will keep y’all posted on all this fucking good fun that I am having with da’ IRS! More is yet to cum, of that I am sure…

Cab’

Ok, while I was setting up the new account, I forgot how desperate you guys can be, especially the ones with so little creativity that they start their names off with left hand keyboard hits. You know, ”asdf…” Well a few of you “morons,” and “dolts” made it through and actually got read by me, before I realized that I have to tell the “male controls” on the old inbox setting, “who gets to chat with me.”

So, if you didn’t see a reply, well “Toooooo, bad! Soooo, sad!” And, you can attribute it to a few of your knuckle dragging predecessors, the ones with the low brows and low IQ’s to match, and with the quick lazy keyboard names, and all the rudeness that goes along with that sort of behavior, The ones that are always swooping down on the ”new accounts”.

My apologies, for getting lazy, and depending upon automation to do the dirty work. But, you dolts, can be so tedious!  Well, the account is new, but this girl is not! lol

Cab’

Well, since cm is so well run, I am now loading up a new profile. I suppose that I could waste a bunch of time taking all the journals from the old account and loading them here, but I think if you are really interested, you can just go to finecabernet and look at them there, and I will just continue from here on finecabernet2.

If you should feel an overwhelming need to write me and get clarification about what I just wrote, first try holding your head in a toilet, and then pull the flush handle. I think you will accomplish more there, than writing me here.

happy hunting!

Cab!