Crash predictions:

Me, predict the market crash?

No! Actually Robert Kiosagi, of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad"  fame, did the market crash, "double dip", predicting.

Unfortunately, I only got mine out after the first crash, and just didn't see "signs of recovery". So, I never bothered to reinvest it in the B & S market (growns at that pun...). Instead I invested it into property, hard assets, and things I can hold in my hands...I've seen no profits yet, just the satisfaction that what I have, will not continue to loose value.

I guess you did not read back, a few journal entries, were I predicted (observed) that silver was going up, and suggested a test buy? Mine, bought at $13 oz, is now $52. And, that happened in less than 1/2 year.

I'd stay out of  the "Bonds and Stocks" for now. They probably are not worth the paper they are printed on! Watch for a bottom, then reinvest in carefully researched companies who's cash to debt ratios are good. That is, they hold more real assets then debt, or paper stocks. If their deflated paper prices better reflects their real asset value, then they are in good shape. If they also pay quarterly dividends, that is a plus, and a very good indicator. And, I think you should be ok.

If you make a killing off my observations, please remember to toss me a bone, will ya? Although, I do find gold, silver, and jewelry, much more tasty!  ;0) Happy investing!

Cab'

Food for political thought

I guess you believe we aren’t already, and have been for three years, in a depression the likes of which this nation possibly will not recover from?  Lets ignore the fact that our country declared bankruptcy all the way back in 72, when they refused to honor gold and silver certificates, and stopped paying out gold or silver for US debt abroad.

What makes a “domestic program”, great?  Doesn’t “domestics” start in the home? And, if you can’t afford it, what is great about making some one,  or several some one else’s, pay for it?  Santa never had it sooo good!

How about we close all the loop holes and rein in all the loopy people that believe this will fix it? Fair Tax, every body pays, at the same rate, sans the social engineering. It is not congress’ job to see to it that we spend our money they way they believe we should. Nor is it their job to become the country’s nanny, and see to it that every one is fed and bled. That has always been, and shall ever be the family’s duty.  But if we are social engineering the family into oblivion, how can that family ever recover?

It is not a real crisis, because we are playing with “fake money”, and not the “The States shall make no thing but gold and silver , a legal tender in payment of debt…” mentioned in article 1 sec 10! I.E. Gold and silver are real money, the rest is bull shit. 

The Bush man was yucking it up in one of his speeches, “Our Dollar is sound…” Yes, our constitutionally  sanctioned dollar , the “Silver Eagle” is sound! That is why it takes about $50 FRN (federal reserve notes) to “purchase” one single “DOLLAR” today. But let's not let you in on that joke, just yet…The simple solution is, to just keep on printing it, no problem!!! But, when they make us borrow it, they enslave us to the lenders.

I’ve not doubts that the Government, “created the crisis.” But you cannot have it both ways! There is either a crisis or not, you can’t say it is a fake crisis  and then say the Republicans created it. And, I do have a problem with things being redefined by Dems, every time they don’t get their way, and decide to throw a tantrum. Tantrum=crisis, it is  all, Democrat bull shit, made in nature.

Let's focus on the real crisis, government spends too much, and taxes the heck out of us. And, that crap needs to stop, no matter who’s pet gub’mint program/spending project gets the axe.

When we fix what is broken, we fail to realize what could be, with out the old system. SS was a scam from the get go, a Ponzi scheme, and those at the bottom of the pyramid are now feeling the effects. Again, Fed’s spent it, not even on it’s intended purpose, and now it is gone, only to be refunded annually at a deficit to the budget.

That is a Gov’ created crisis, definitely.  When they allow people to opt out, the scam ends. Right now only select and favored groups are allowed to, Congress being one of them. They do not even trust that program! Put them on the same system, and I am certain, SS will get “fixed or shelved”.

Individuals need to take responsibility for them selves. The government cannot do that. It is already beyond evident!  But, individuals cannot do that if the gov’ continues to take too much of their money in taxes and throwing it all away on spending programs.

Read O’b’s lips, when they are moving, they are lying!  What he says, is not what he does. He has shelved the NASA program, cancelled new jets for the AF, sent orders to China for replacement parts, put our R and D into tech into the middle ages, and not a single new dollar has been awarded to the military to keep up with the changes. And that just address your "military is favored by O'b'"comment.

I do believe the Dept of Treasury is directly under the Pres. That is why he has been spending like a mad man, and trebling the debt in two years.  Congress can defund him, but he decides how and when it will get spent, once allocated.  Else, he cant say “granny’s check might not go out, baby!”

 Cali, is a bird of another red feather, and not the issue here in Crap’itol hill.  I live in FL, left Cali, and couldn’t give a ratz ass what happens to them commies!

All economies are not tied to the US dollar, only a few are. All economies are tied to OIL. And we could take that further, to "commodities." And, while production is in the toilet, all economies are still sitting on the john, hoping for a good movement…

When the US dollar was a silver coin, it was in very great demand , world wide. The dollar was not in demand, the silver it contained was. When it became an “FRN”, every one began to recognize it for the same con game their county’s were running on them.  

We had to go off the gold standard, be taken off by Nixon, because congress failed to use its power to “regulate the value there of”… The idiots printed too much paper and didn’t see to it that sufficient quantities of hard stuff ended up in the vaults to cover that paper.

The original plan was to buy an oz at .50, coin it at 80% of an oz the difference made up with copper and zinc (hardeners), and trade it at $1. Now that is “making money!”.  Some body fell asleep at the mint, right about the time the Federal Reserve was given that power. Then, the borrowing began.

They can turn on the press. But they also need to retire paper, or the stuff looses its value. They only do the first, and seldom ever do the later. In fact the presses can’t even give it up fast enough,  so we take the reserve limits off the banks and give banks the power loan it electronically. In the end, it is all a "credit and debit system," the likes of which this world has never seen before. It is just bits and bites floating in electronic memories. The paper just handles the day to day transactions.

If you want to impress a lady, don’t send her a 2 page letter detailing her errant ways. Maybe, she is just letting off steam. So, you say “I feel you pain, baby!”

Other wise you are in for some major debate, which you cannot win. Don’t believe me? Ask any married man!

And, since political debate with morons  is not why I am here on collarme, nor is political education, and I do not give a ratz ass about your opinion, you will be blocked.

It's not personal, it is an expediency thing…

”All hail our new God, and political savior, Obama! Sig frickin’ heil…”

Cab’

Here is another bumper sticker, I hope to see lots of:

“ About that Congressional budget...Just cut the crap, and balance it!!!”

Why is it, that we never hear the President threaten to forget to mail out congress', the senate's, or any other federales' checks, and it is always the military and granny that he is after? Well granny got no teeth, but the military, is he sure he wants to piss them off some more?  I'm pretty sure that if he threatened to cancel some of the capitol hill payroll, they might start paying attention to the situation. But I think they already got that handled, since it us usually the first thing on the agenda, after the election, "pay raises for congress..." I didn't see the Pres'b'o' offer to take a cut in pay, either...

Just one more thing...Why would a country that has the power to create money, coin it, or print it, ever need to borrow it?

Arsino? Can I get a "hummm...." on that?

Cab'

Don’t you just love those names the IRS employees adopt? I suppose it is to protect them from the nut cases out there. But then if they didn’t give people such a hard time, and steal from them, why would these nut cases exist?

Ms “Justice” finally did allow me to see Mr. “Examiner”, it only took two visits to the unlisted address in Ocala. Mr. “Examinor” ducked out on me, 2 hours before closing, and left me to sit in the lobby until closing, wherein Ms Justice admitted how sorry she was that I had waited all that time, for the appointment she scheduled for me, and then was unable to get me into see any one. Had this happened in any real office, there would have been a few employees looking for better suited lines of work.

At the next unscheduled visit Mr. “Examinor” was absent again, and so Ms “Trainee Receptionist”, some other unqualified employee, was given the task of accepting and submitting forward the paperwork which I was told in their IRS letter “was also required,” even though it was not mentioned in the initial application, or any of the related IRS documentation. 

She dutifully argued with me about the validity of the documents, and whether they were in fact what were requested in the IRS “additional required” letter. English not being her first language, I suppose I should have cut the girl some slack. But, I finally did get her to admit that the documents I did bring could be filed, and that I had done not only what the letter requested, but also what I was told to do by Mr “Qualified” on the IRS phone hot line. Well I agree “qualified,” at least he didn’t speak with a hint of Hindi, or Spanish in his elocution. So, Ms “Qualified/Trainee” agreed to forward my document to some unknown examiner, deep in the bowels of the IRS complex, at some unknown and probably also unlisted apparatus, head quarters.

That submission spawned yet another bit of flatulence from the IRS bowels, a letter from the IRS, which always come in duplicates. But, I must give them some credit for thrift, usually they’re in the same envelope, and signed Mr. “Kidd”. (Gee, I hope he is not the relative of the famed Cpt Kidd, pirate and buccaneer!) Therein, apologies that the apparatus has not got their “round to it”, that is, your documentation has been parked on some one’s desk, until we can figure out what to do with it.

Again, I must give them credit, pirates are trained to take money, not give it away, unless of course you can prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they did in fact take it and then took too much! Mr. Obama’s give away programs, must be confusing the heck out of them. But they did give me a glimmer of hope, "we will respond in 30 days..."

30 days came and went, then 40, then 50, and w’la! I have, not the check I was expecting, but only "a response." “Please accept our apologies, for not being able to review your response…you need not respond…but you can call the person listed below, should you have any further questions.” signed Mr. “Kidd”.  Are you kidding me??? Well a lot of good that did, the last time I called him. It only  generated another "response to the response" letter...

Well, I guess they are just too damned busy, discovering all those tax cheats, you know the ones that did not take any exemptions, allowed unkle Sammy the free use of their coinage, and then said “hey, wait a minute! You took too much! And so, you need to send me back a nice fat, little, check, so I can believe that the IRS is a benevolent society, and that my government loves me!” 

Don’t hold your breath, kiddies!  “We are still reviewing your response….Thank you for your cooperation…” Mr. Kidd, Ops Mgr…

What part of “I submitted all requested documentation, not only in a timely manner, but early, and I obeyed the laws to the letter," did they need to review?” There was an offer, an acceptance, and a performance, so pay the girl!

Operations? I do recall some thing similar being referred to while I was in the His Majesty’s service…OMG!!!  Cpt. Kidd is in charge of government black ops!!!

Stay tuned; I’m sure it only gets worse….

Oh, unkle O'bie? About that small change that you promised... has it become hopeless???

Cab’

While reading the “Hidden Millionare” books I am realizing that the kid never defines “affiliated marketing”. He may well have called it “wiggle waggle marketing technique”, and then went on to tell you in his testimonials, “And, so –and –so wiggle waggled on the corner and made….$1,000,000!!!”

Wow…I still don’t know exactly what he did! So, I did a search online.

“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affiliate_marketing

  here is a definition and some public data on “A.M.”

“The concept of revenue sharing

—paying commission

for referred business—predates affiliate marketing and the Internet.  Cybererotica was among the early innovators in affiliate marketing with a cost per click

program.”

So, “A.M.” is what is called now a “click through” advertising media. Hypertext, the programming language for web pages, invented the “click on this and get to that” forum. It began with text, then pictures, and now motion pictures, which can be “clicked on.” It was only a short hop from “click to get to the related data,” to “click to get to my advertising site.” And, there in is the birth of “Network marketing,”  and now “Affiliated Marketing”.

To become an affiliate, you need some one wanting their advertisement to appear on your page, blog, journal, etc…, so people can “click through”, then leave data on the new page, like contact info, and specifically their credit card number, and a “clicked on” agreement to pay, some times every month for ever and ever, or until some one gets around to taking you off their billing.”

“Eighty percent of affiliate programs today use revenue sharing

or Pay Per Sale

(PPS) as a compensation method, nineteen percent use cost per action

(CPA), and the remaining programs use other methods such as cost per click

(CPC) or cost per mille

(CPM).”

Ok, we are now through about 140 pages of two of his books. It took a lot of BS to get to that last bit in one chapter, which only pissed me off, and spurned an online search to boil it down to the above.  He didn’t define it, I had to go online and hunt it down my self!  He seems to have the assumption that “every one knows about this stuff”. Either that or it was his deliberate creation of a “mystery sandwich”, as L. Ron Hubbard used to call it, to keep you hunting through his books. (And, thus, selling more of his books!) By the way, book three promises to "tell you all you need to know to ...." And it is only $19.95 plus "$9.95 s&h. Since when, does it cost $10 to ship a book???

“In the infancy of affiliate marketing, many Internet users held negative opinions due to the tendency of affiliates to use spam to promote the programs in which they were enrolled. As affiliate marketing matured, many affiliate merchants have refined their terms and conditions to prohibit affiliates from spamming.”

Anthony Morrison is not teaching you “how to set up a web page and get it out there in the public’s eye.” He is teaching how to get ads stuck to your page, which then generate traffic for an advertiser, and further generate spam mailings, which your page has no control over.  You get paid, usually in the millage rates for each click through, if your page is successful at getting click throughs, and you generate tons of them, or depending on what ever other agreements you have with the advertisers.

Is this what you thought you were getting into?  This is a pretty “low class”  of advertising, and even worse than electronic door stuffers! Well, with cyber-porn inventing it online, how much more class can you give it?  (Ok, so we have the models put a few more clothes on!) But, if you have enough web pages, and are out there with interesting blogs and journals that every one likes to click on, well “you just might be an “A.M.” hidden millionaire in the making…

Like with any marketing campaign, early comers to the table, get the biggest meals. I think there are a few meals still left. But, I do not know that the effort to get to them will be worth it.

The biggest problem I see with all of this is accountability. Since the programs that make it work are copyrighted and patented, you as the end marketer, have no control, or means of holding the advertiser accountable.

The obvious solution is to have their program running on your site, and there in is the hidden expense, that you do not have with that “brick and mortar” store, Morrison tells you, that you are saving so much, by not having…

You still have to have a computer, a connection, and web pages, space rented on some one’s server, time to manage these things, and software to make them work. These are not free! (Evidence his direct marketers calling you at home to get that credit card out and start your way to riches! Or, at least theirs…)

But if you are buying all of them, and putting lots of their ads on your pages, then you are valuable to those marketers who are wanting their click throughs on your pages. They do not have to "rent" all those small offices! lol And most of them will not even pay you unless your page generates a click through and a sale! Now you have A.M. and the parts they gloss over…"Pay no attention to what the other hand is doing, just follow the bouncing ball..." Said the side show magician to the audience...

Cab'

We really need to have a sign up on many ports of entry to the US, along the US border, and often, along the way on any existing fence lines, some thing to the effect of  “Attention: illegal aliens (those entering the US with out proper documentation and permission), thieves, M-13 gang members, murderers, and drug dealers, we do have death penalties in effect in many of our states, so you may be killed for many of the crimes that you might commit here. So, why don’t you consider having it your way, in your own language, and in your own country? Just stay home! ” 

Of course, we will need to post it in both English and Spanish, or they will just not get the joke!

 Cab'

To those of you, who would melt my heart, or break it: Wouldn’t you have to become a fondness of it, first? And, should I shun you, tease you, ignore you, or berate you, should a block on your part bother me? Go ahead, press it, make my day! Dominance isn’t about “having it your way!”  Gay Torvalds are so intelligent!  Maybe, we should slap a few more of them in irons! The cold of their lands is insufficient. Perhaps, a few of them will grow up, and quit their RPG some day...

Cab’

"WWW" should not mean Wienie Waggers on the Web!!!

Cab'

Madhoff did it with our cash,

Wiener gave us such a show,

Anthony got away,

So who’s next on News Today ,

Helping us compete this prose?

More fun mit der Federales:

I applied for a first time home buyer’s credit when I filed taxes this year, and I filed early, the first week of Jan, since I was hoping to have a fat check then go on vacation in a few weeks after that. Since then, I have been audited twice, and called in to clarify my claim twice.

I was audited all the way back to ’05 the first time. They were upset because I had not filed tax returns. If you make less then the “$X” the Federales designate each year, you are “not required to file”. I do make more than “$X”, but most of it is not taxable income, or is income on paper only, money due me, but not yet actually paid to me. Like, for example, the money the Federales were supposed to hand over to me for buying a new home last year, according to their rules and guidelines.

On paper, I made “$6500,” for that transaction last year. But, I have yet to see the actual “dolleros”. (If you are noticing a Mexican theme here, it is because I believe our Gov’ has finally degraded itself to operating worse than our neighbors to the south!)

Any how, I got that first audit satisfied, and then got called in the following month to justify ’09. Again, this was another year I made a bunch on paper, but never saw the actual cash. I also pulled some cash (this was money I had made several years ago, money that was already mine) out of a failing investment. So, Unkle Samuel wants me to pay up on that money, because I “realized it” in ’09. And, the gov’ decided that I did not pay my fair share of taxes on this money, which I had already paid taxes on before I invested it, nor did they want to recognize the losses I took on that investment.

They finally agreed, I “was not required to file”, but decided that I should, any how. So “I am rushing back to H & R Block, to get that year “refilled.” And then, I rush back to the IRS, with the documents showing that I did, in fact, have losses. The losses were "on paper" for over $16k, money I supposedly made on the investment, but never actually had in my hand, at any time, while it was still invested and supposedly “protected from taxes.” And, for real, my actual out of pocket losses were to the tune of about $6k of the original investment. All that went “poof”, along with the rest of the stock market investments, in the previous 2 years.

The insurance company that was “holding” my money was happy to continue to collect their huge fees, off what was remaining. But, I was not willing to continue to pay them for loosing my money. I pulled out the entire investment, early. So, they got a little careless with their reporting to the IRS. And, that is what is supposed to have triggered the second audit. Maybe, I’m just being a bit paranoid here, but there is a lot of shit happening, and all of it "after" the filing for the rebate…

As long as I was living in a beat up old trailer in Bumm’ Phucked Egypt (the arm pit of FL, there are a lot of A’fric’anz there in the swamps) , the IRS didn't give a shit. But, as soon as I had a chunk of nice real estate in my hands, I of course deserved much better scrutiny, by our ever vigilant IRS!

Two weeks of rushing about, locating documents, visiting the local and distant IRS offices, and asking, “are we there yet?” And, finally, they agreed, that I had looses, that I did not owe, but they are not going to cover any of my losses. Ok, fine, I had agreed that would be so, when I did not file the first time! Duh!!!  lol

And, now the bell rings for round three, and the IRS’s quick sucker punch to the face, “… We have a problem with your application for the first time home buyer’s credit…”

My response, “OK, so what part of “you have all of the paperwork you requested, did you not understand?” “ Insert a very covertly hostile smile here. “Well, we need…” Half a dozen articles later, rounding up very old receipts to prove I was actually in a mobile home at one time,  still own that, that I did actually move and into the new place, and... that I have "proper documentation to show that I “am not an illegal alien” !!! (insert an obnoxious record scratch noise here) !!!

Illegal alien? The bastards have had my SS on record for years, many of which had actual tax filings, and they now need proof that I am not here illegally???  "DaDunt,DaDunt, Da Dunt, Da dana, da dunna, daDunt…" (Imitating the Mexican Hat dance song here, now queue the trumpets…)

So, I'm on another crusade, and a rushed trip back home to CA, to the safe, to find birth certificates (one of them was issued by the US Air Force… And, that is better proof that I was born a US citizen than my CA certificate of live birth!) and my SS card. (My SS card is lost, no one has ever asked for it, in years!

My driver’s license is still not reflecting that I have moved, because I also have to present all this, and more, to the local county authorities, due to “Homeland Security Rules and Regulations”, before they will issue me a new driver’s license. "Hey, isn't that my smiling face on the DL, right there, which you verified with "proper documentation" when I first applied for it?" "Sorry! There are new rules, and so we have to see them, again!" Arrrrggh!

To make a very long story, shorter…I went online, bypassed the dummies at the “county DMV,” and asked the state of FL to update my license to reflect my moving. No documents were required! All I had to do, was type in the changes, and give them my credit card number for a $10 fee! And now, I have (use a heavy NAZI German accent here)“zeee prrrroper documents to present to Herr IRSmann. Danke Schone! Zeinne paperen zint “in orrrrrder!”  The dip shits! These peeholes, er, ah “people” (forgive me, I develop Tourette's Syndrome around these people)

at the IRS and FL DMV offices are more hilarious than the three stooges!

I was expecting a check about three months ago. I just got another notice, yesterday, from the IRS, “We will respond in 30 days…”

I don’t think I am going to hold my breath while waiting on that! No Thank you, very much!!!

We (US Good Ameri’cunz)  can, and did just a few days ago, dismiss an Islamic/African nation’s 1 billion in debt, but we can’t honor our rebate promises to American taxpayers??? OR, dismiss bad school loan debts??? OK….Sounds fair to me, at least for the Islamic/Africanz!!! Maybe, I should apply to become an A’frickin' American, so I can get honest, and good, and fair treatment, too?

Ok , I have ranted, my bad! And, I didn't even get to use the "N" Word! God Damn it!

Cab’

Hummm, this one was interesting. Now, if only it didn’t cum from a guy…

“Are you serious about getting trained, or are you just thinking that you will find your true one and only, who will "love you, and hold you, and squeeze you, for eber and eber?"

Now that we have done the "reality check", what do you think you would like about BDsM , and what do you think you would not like about this?  In what aspects of this life style do you want to be trained? And, what do you think you will do with that training in the future?

Write me back, and tell me what you really want. I make no long term commitments, or promises, until I have established an ongoing and working relationship. I think you should be looking to do the same. Take care, be careful, stay safe, and be sane about your exploration...While you might not be "my girl", you are still cared about.”

Wow! If,  I could only feel that from a Domme!!! I might not be so busy posting comments in my journals!

Cab’

"Click on, bye..." my soon to be released collarme song, is sung to "Walk on, by..." by Dion Warwick.

If you see my ass on collarme

and that’s all you comment on

Click on, bye…Click on bye!

Make believe

That you can’t see my ass

Just let me be

Cause your written trash,

Just disturbs me

So click on, bye (and don’t send)

So click on, bye (and don’t send)

So, click on bye!

I can get over confusing you

And so if you want your ass broke and blue

Click on, bye!

You foolish Dom’s

Are all broke and spent

n’ Have bruised up hides…

The joy blocking you gave me

when I said good bye...

When I click on “bye” (so blocked you are)

When I click on “bye” (so blocked you are)

When I click on “bye” (so blocked you are)…

C '11

Cab'

He wrote:

Ill pay you to tie me down and piss on my face

I wrote:

How about, you just send me the cash, and we'll pretend that I did? Sorry, as much as many of you duds deserve a good face pissing, and maybe a crapping, too, I'm just not into that.

What ever happened to the guys that asked, “Tickle your ass with a feather?” And then, looked up at you with them pathetic wall eyes and a smile that would melt Chile? I guess I’m just looking for a kinder gentler kind of perv!

On second thought, you disgusting guys, need not apply!!!

Cab’

Wow, this was in my yahoo astrology for the day:

"If a perk, bonus, or raise doesn't have the proper title attached, you won't be interested. Not until someone grabs your collar and talks some sense into you, at least."

Alright, damn it! Who has got my collar???

Cab'

She wrote in her journal, "... in the end, there will be meat..." Now was this lezbian girl into stuffing sausage cases,  or was she just trying to tell us some thing about her true nature, via a Freudian slip? Gotta love all that vague language...Butt, no linguini, please!

Really, all I want is some one to "spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me gently, 'till I sssss...cream!"

Cab'

I think the economy is sucking , big time, all over the US, and most parts of Europe right now. But, I do hear that China is booming, at our expense. A few bankers turned gamblers, and a few very nasty and wealthy individuals who deliberately bet against a few key  currencies, then collapsed them, just to show that they could, and a congress that stood idly by and allowed this to happen, did this to us. Powerful men, and the games they like to play with the world, and the people's whose lives just happen to inhabit it!

Cab'

Why  am I in FL?

Dad, 1, Mom 0! And so, I was along for the ride, for a few hot meals that I did not have to cook, some education, a car, and a place to lay my head, with out worrying about if the power was going to stay on, or if there would be food for breakfast in the fridge.  Mom talked shit about Dad the whole time. But, he delivered what he promised!

Later, after I had been emotionally beating up my Dad up for taking me, all the time thinking he "stole me from my mom", I almost committed suicide over that what I thought was going on. Then, I got the state's social services involved. Too much later, I discovered that my Mom had signed over her rights, with out so much as a whimper, or an attorney consult.  And my Dad, had never said a word about that.

I think my Dad loved my Mom, but she loved sneaking off with other women, and taking drugs, more.  And, because of that, she blew the best damned free ride she could have had.

I can now see that my Dad loved my Mom. And, I think he still does, some how, since he never did remarry. Dad did not care that she was bi sexual. But he was a bit irritated with her bi-polar disorders, and he was just not willing to continue  to put up with her drug abuse shit.

My Mom came in one day and let Dad have it, screaming and hollering at him, and pounding on him. He took it for quite a while. Then, he slapped her up beside of the head, not hard enough to hurt her, but he did get her attention, as he told her told her to knock her stupid crap off, and that he had had more than enough of it. I had never seen her back down so quick, or shut up so fast, in my entire life! He may have just rattled her brain pan that day. I do not remember my Dad having ever raised his voice, or his hand, to her before that. But that day, he did. And he stunned her good!

I guess that was the beginning of the last end for them, then. When my Dad finished his final exams for his degree in up in Flag, he packed up, with out so much as saying a word to her. He let me say my tearful good byes, and listen to Mom's loving lies. Then, he hauled ass to go get another degree, down in FL, with me in tow.

Dad raised me, pretty much on his own. Even before that, while mom was doing her "on again, off again" thing, Dad was pretty much by him self, and on his own, with me, save an occasional baby sitter, or two.

I love my Mom to death, but a kid has got to eat! (and have some one at home to look out for her, and fix dinner, and do laundry, and, and...) Mom was a blast to be with, when she wasn't high, or coming off something...But, ya just did not want to be around her when rent was over due! Talk about a real bitch, on the rag!!!  Then she would do some coca', and every thing, was all better, again...well, at least for a few hours.

I watched Mom boot my half brother and half sister, both, on the streets when they turned 16. Later, after I had listened to her lies again, I discovered I'd be booted, next. But, then, it was too late! I had already slammed the doors behind me, and had a court order in place for my Dad not to interfere.

My Dad took me back, though, when he could.  He still loves me, no matter what I do...

I need to go cry for a while now…

Cab’

He wrote:

what is your fav cab?

Wine0,

Well, what have we here? Is it another, who does not get intimate or far with me, before he "pops one off?"  I can see you do not read, nor do you even bother to view...

But, because your communication line is now shortened with me, I'll locate that bit of info for you in my profile and journals. And, then you are blocked, for having a lack of intelligence.

(What do you want to bet, he doesn't bother to read it? He, or a few dozen other dolts!)

"...the best cabernet, is the one someone special left breathing and chilling in the stand, near a couple of fine crystal glasses, with a tray of diced cheeses, hot fresh bread and natural butter, cleaned and sliced fruits, and a bit of whipped cream, china plates, and linen napkins. And, all of this, is placed neatly with in arm's reach of that hot bubble bath or outdoor hot tub with scattered lit candles and fresh flowers, and the marvelous views overlooking the coast, or the valley.

And, with that someone special there, waiting for me, I have found these cabernets, to be the best! "

With regard,

finecabernet

Then he wrote back, "...sounds like my place on the cliffs near S.F..."

OH??? Really now? Sounds like a move right out of the "Playa's Handbook", ala NLP. Smooth moves, Exlax! 

Cab' 

"Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!" Willy Wonka from Tim Burton's version

ROFLMA!!!

I did that to an old Siamese cat once, he nearly ripped my face off,  on his way over my head!

Cab'

The Sky (a local FM station) was looking for some suggestions for their "Drive Time Crappy (er, ah Happy) Hour" to get a better tag for the Seal Team's operations designator, to get Osama. IT seems, the Injuns, or at least a wet weenie trying to pretend he represents them,  were "OOOOHHHHfended" by the designator "Geronimo." (which has actually been used as a sign of respect by the military, for nearly 100 years, and not derision.)

Since, I miss the PC's poop stories on that show...

"Operation Camel Dung!" (to get Osama) With a sub category for a successful "death/kill," to be called "Dung Dropped." And, to report to the effect that Osama was given "full military", er ahh, "Islamic honors," and after he was thoroughly kicked off the deck, "Dung Flung..."

Oh well, some one really did need to muck out those Islamist's aristocratic camel stalls...

"Bang...Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers, shot down upon his head! Bang...Bang, Seal Team's steely hammers, made sure Osama's Dead!..."

Cab' (singing her song, and doing a snoopy "happy !!! dance" in the street...)

"Owe'd to Osama"

Grrrrrroooooosssss!!!! How do women let themselves get that way??? (Never mind! I really, do not, want to know!)

Now I know why their boy friends are called “pig fuckers!” I guess some men, will fuck any thing! But in this case, that would be an insult to pigs! But, really, this woman could gross out Bridget!

Excuse me, while I go wash my eyes out with Listerine…(walks off shivering with disgust)….

This was written by a local Dom, but it is pretty cool:

Lessons for a young Dom:

1. A Dom who will not take the time to learn his sub/slave’s passions, build her heat, and inflame her desires, is not worthy of her services.

2. Your hands and fingers should be used to explore her while you observe her reactions. As she becomes more aroused, your tongue will be welcomed in many places. And this, will be what ultimately drives her wild, begging for her sexual release.

3. All that is pleasurable is not always what excites her, sometimes discomfort and mild pain will arouse her more than any thing else you can do. Short term confinement or binding, light flogging, or stingy-burny sensations, may just be the thing that she needs and wants, some times.

4. After you have explored every part of her, and nearly exhausted her, then enter her for your own pleasures.

5. After you have both climaxed, take the time to hold, comfort, cherish, and praise her.

6. Keep your sub/slave’s interest aroused with new duties, changing environments, and altered routines, keep her guessing what will be next, and always leave her wanting more.

Splatt

She wrote,

Cab,

I hope you are careful when you drive, my dear.  I wouldn't want you to be pulled over and spanked by some pretty highway patrol woman for going to fast on that open road   lol

I wrote:

What? And, spoil some of my fun? 

I use a radar detector. So, I know exactly, where to speed up! If she or he is looking a bit, well, "not up for it", I floor it, and leave them wondering, “what could have possibly happened!?!” I have not yet met a patrol cruiser that could "keep up" on the turns!

And, if the turbo doesn't do the job, there is that last minute surprise, with a little nitrous "bug-out"  juice. The speed’Ohhh says "165". And, it will do every bit of that, and plenty more...  (thank you Daddy! The new tweeks and upgrades work, REALLY NICE!!!)

There is one down side to having a unique car, though. I have only seen one, in two years of driving all over FL, that was even close. (The color and top matched, but they did not have the race package and badges) But, they can do a search on that type, and come up with very few obvious choices of residence.

And, should they show up on my porch, asking questions… Well, I just smile pretty, and ask, "Has my little bro' been up to some naughtiness, again, with MY roadster? Then, I give them a bad name and address for some place way out in the boonies. As long as you do not entice the same H/P or County-Mount’er with it, they will not bother with the over time. And, it works every time! LOL!!!

Too, it helps to keep the thing registered, and not up to date, in an out of the way place, where I only visit, for a little "fast" play…

Cab’

He wrote:

nice ass

I wrote:

Why is it always an "ass" that first notices?

Cab' 

Ponderisms

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1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards : NAIVE

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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!)

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3. OK ..... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?

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5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.

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6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

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10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.

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16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

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17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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22. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?

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23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

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24. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?

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author unknown

My Little Domme Test:

(take it if you dare!)

How do you train a submissive to become their true self?

What do you think my true self might be? And, how would you go about that online?

What do you need of me for doing any of that?

This is a test, where intelligence and ability to be real are scored. Good luck!

And finally, how is your Tango? (American Smooth, or Argentine?)

Cab’

Some interesting statistics:

I’ve blocked 130 people to date.

¼ were women, only 3 of them were subs

¾ were Males or couples with couples making up half.

That says some interesting things.

Like perhaps the female subs are a bit more polite?

That the subs actually read a profile before they write?

Perhaps, the subs consider treating others as they would like to be treated?

And, that the subs looked for more than just that ass, and had some thing to say other than how cute it was?

Now, why is it that so many Doms, Dommes, and Dom/couples believe they need not have manners, that subs are only meat bodies, and that they need not demonstrate that they have a brain to any sub?  And, that none of them have figured any of this out?

Well, on the up side, only about 1/10 of the people I have written ended up in that blocked category.

Arsinio, can I get a “Hummmm…” On that?

Cab’

For all those men who say, “Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free?”

Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize "it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage!"
1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. They are sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.  
11 . Men are like Lava Lamps. They are fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

13. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

author unknown

Is it no wonder, that more women are becoming lesbians? LOL!!!

Cab’

Here is a helpful campaign for O'bammy's mammy, (or is she da O'bama momma?) she should start a "just say no" campaign, but it will be for cell phones while driving, "just hang up!" Maybe it should be "just shut up!" lol Or, ""just drive!" Ohhh, I know! "Just shut up and drive!!!" lol

But, if we catch her in the act of stuffing in the ice cream again, we'll have to say "just drop that spoon!"

Cab'

Some jerk water backward ass preacher in FL, not too far off from where I live actually,  decided to make a public burning of a Qur’An. This resulted in the idiots in A’frickin’gahnistan to go all ape-shit on each other, beat up a bunch of people, and kill 12.  That is real sad, NOT!

Now, how many more of these books catching on fire, would it take for the whole stinking dirty night shirt wearing lot of them to eliminate them selves from the face of the earth?  Ya’ know, it just might be cheaper than sending in a B-2 with a nuke, and better than twice as effective. And, there is no stinking UN ballin’ us out for dropping that egg on them!

I think we should have 100 more public burnings, all aired at the same time, in the major cities of the US.  That would be a nice test sample. And, if that doesn't do the trick, make it 10 in every major city in the world. Just to let them Is-lame-ic fanatics get it figured out, that their dude that wrote the damned book was also a human, and capable of most grievous errors! (not to mention pedophilia and misogyny) And, that their world will not suddenly end, just because Mo-hummer-ed's best seller became toast.

Arsinio???

"Huummmm….."

Cab’

She wrote:

Hi, I'm Mistress (who cares? really?) I read your profile and I’m interested in you. 

I have been a Mistress for years and have much to offer.  I’m looking for a female sub or slave to control and use online.  Later I would be open to possibly in person.

I customize each experience to my liking using the sub or slaves

M.A.

(Oh! My! How could a girl resist a letter like this???I guess I had better reply, right away!!!   ;0(  Apparently she does not customize her letters to each of her selectees!)

I wrote:
Thank you for viewing my profile (there is no proof that this ever occurred, there is only your statement to that effect. So, we shall leave that nasty bit of the evidence of your integrity on the table for a while). So what exactly now was it that interested you?

Your introduction definitely smacks of "it's all about you", but really, "what is in it for me? (insert a sweet little smile here)"  I'm looking for a worthy female DOMME, now how might that be you, who will not even post a pic? I see you certainly did pick all the "Expert" modes, but you do seem to be a bit self proclaimed in all these areas, that is, until you demonstrate other wise.

Well I'll just chalk this letter of yours off to "spam mail". And, I'll give you one more chance to hang your self, before I do you the favor of a block.

Cab'

wow the *girl* does work fast! online only 5 minutes and already:

*** The sender of this message has triggered our bulk content filter and has been prevented from sending additional messages at this time. We place these limits on our messaging system to prevent abuse and maintain the quality of our online community. You should not conclude that this user is fake or illegitimate merely because they have triggered the filter. ***

Bless you, collarme!

E-Fucking, GADS!!!! Is there any intelligent life, left here on earth?

‘Nuke them all! “…And, let God claim his own…” (modified motto of the Knights Templar crusaders)

Cab’

It wrote:

u want to be trained? what u look for?

I wrote:

People who view my profile as a DOM, don't bother to read much on there, and then switch their state to DOMME, who have a brand new profile, and no pics, they are not very high on my list of "what I look for". Let's add dummies that can't spell, or who use e-speak instead of full text. They will not take the time, and they do not have the integrity...

Just so you know, when you view me as a DOM, then write to me as a DOMME, it leaves a trail, sort of like when you leave a skid mark on a piece of TP. And, you know what? They both stink.

You earned your self a block...

Without regard,

finecabernet

*I have a few proposals for new redneck bumper stickers : "Does any one know where I can purchase a Qur'An, cheap? My out house is running low on paper..." “Attention K-Mart Shoppers…We have a blue light special on Qur’An-ic Toilet Paper, on Isle 3!”

I think these radical Is-lame-ists need to become "inflamed" by Americans expressing their opinions. Then, they should be picked off with sniper head shots, one by one; as they slither out of the shadows of their radical Is-lame-ic hiding places (could those viper pits be, just a few mos-ques?). If they don't get all excited about something, and make themselves visible, how else will they all be handled, once and for all; by a dozen and a half at a time, as they collide American planes into American buildings?

The rest of the Is-lame-ic world really needs to learn how to practice “religious tolerance.” And, here in the ....US...., they had better respect the rights of others to freely express and practice their first amendment rights! Exercising that free speech, which is usually suppressed in Is-lame-ic nations, is one of those rights real Americans are serious about...and for which most other "peaceful peoples" come here for.

Those of us that feel the need to be "quiet" for these radical Is-lame-ists are acting like battered women. (Oh, did I forget to mention, that they do that in Is-lame-ic countries, too?)

Here is another bumper sticker, which carries mixed messages: "I do not have to like what your bumper sticker says, but I'll defend your right to stick it! " And, that goes double for Is-lame-ic protests...

I think anyone complaining about Americans practicing their freedom of speach, should "stick it", too! Especially, if they are yapping about it from an Oval Orifice, or a news room, or an inflamed pit of a Mos-que, all of which are the real sources of inflame-ment and hemorrhoidal complaints.

Cab’

*reposted, after staff removed it, twice…

(…eat all ya like, we’ll make more!)

Well I guess an updatez on the home front is in order. It has been “fun!”

First there is all the rushing about locating documents for the “first time home buyer’s rebate”.

Then there was the Tax audit that generated, and then going all the way back to ’05 to straighten out an IRS foul up. They only wanted me to pay taxes on some money I made back then, three times, instead of just once. In other words after I took it from a failing investment, I would still owe not only 100% of what little was left to sk’unkle Sam, but a whole bunch more! Finally, they acknowledged that I had in fact paid correct taxes in full, and then took some losses, but that they would not honor those losses on the current return. Whew!

Next, the closing attorney, the seller’s attorney, screwed up and forgot to take care of an HOA’s arrears. It was a measly $57. Well the Home Owner’s Ass. decided to go all RAMBO on me, and filed a lien against my property for the previous owner’s short cummings. And, in FL, they can get real nasty with you, and eventually force a sheriff’s sale for proceeds. After discovering this, I was about ready to get all RAMBO on several people, including a few bozos at the HOA, their attorney, who was only interested in his fees being paid, and could give a shit if the HOA ever collected, the seller’s attorney, who conveniently forgot my address once I started making inquiries. $650 later… And I have the lien lifted. Apparently, the HOA can go after the current owner, even if it was not their debt.

OK, so no problem, there are assholes in the world and I just met three pits full of them. (Is it just coincidence that 2/3’s of them were attorneys?) So, I’ll find recourse in the Title Insurance. (insert an annoying buzzer sound here) Nope! It seems that “liens filed after closing are not covered!” Well thanks a lot, so now I know that Title Insurance is no more than a document that says that “currently, as of this date, there are no liens or liens pending”. Pay the man $500, he did his JOB! So, my new discovery is that title insurance is absolutely worthless against idiots that duck their financial responsibilities.

So, I go back to the closing attorney, with a few questions. “Are you supposed to file an “estopple” with the seller’s HOA? YA know, so they can tell you if the dud’s are in arrears? How about you dopes pay up, before I go ballistic?” There are three more weeks of silence. “OK, my next stop is, Fl Real Estate Commission, then where? Florida Bar?  Would you like to reconsider your position?” “Your check, will be in the mail this week…” Whew, should I hold my breath???

So, there ya have it, the “chexs are in the mail!” We didn’t need breakfast this week, did we? lol

With shit like this going on, who needs to have a financial Domme/Dom keeping ya all excited?

Cab’

A friend asked me to repost this, enjoy!

You have the "feminine fountain" basics now, so the rest is up to your imagination. But, in case I misread your letter, I have attached the first explanation about g-spot stimulation.

Ejaculation might not happen every time. There are a lot of things that control this. You do need to rest between tries, get sufficient fluids, and have proper nutrition. The ejaculate contains a lot of vitamins and minerals, so if you didn't put them in your body, how can they come out of your body? Fish oil in the diet seems to be very important to female lubrication, so it follows that it may be also be a component of female ejaculate. And, your time of the month can affect the out come.

Even just for a nice orgasm, you need sufficient stimulation, both mental and physical. (Isn't that why we gave up on most guys, because they just didn't take the time?) Fantasize, it is very much ok, and it helps!  Some other things to try, use oral stimulation, have a friend lick you and finger you, to produce a blended orgasm.

Some women use specialized dildos that are bent just right for that type of stimulation, glass works the best and cleans up well, but it is kind of expensive. Some use vibrators that were designed with the g-spot in mind. 

Most of all, relax. That is important for any female sexuality. And, do not be so goal oriented towards " I must have an orgasm, and ejaculation". Not all of them will be "over the top!" But, they are all good to experience. And many of these feelings can take some time to get to. (A few of you dumb dom guys can learn from that statement as well.)

Explore and enjoy, just be there to enjoy the variety of feelings and sensations that are to be had from your vagina. 

"Power to the Pussy!" 

Cab’

G-Spot Orgasms:

How sad, that you have not yet squirted from g-spot stimulation!

You should try experimenting on your self. (The rest of you boners, should you be so lucky, should try this on your girl friends.) It could take 20 minutes to an hour, so relax and be prepared to just enjoy what you are feeling. Go take a pee before you try this. And set out an old towel for you to sit on.

Your g-spot is located just inside your pussy, up, on top, it has like little ridges on it. When you are really excited, it will swell a bit. So rubbing your clit a bit helps you get warmed up. Then go inside with a well lubed finger (astrolglide is about the best)and feel around on the ridges. Go in deeper until you are just past them and pull back down on either side. And just see what feels nothing, what feels good, and what feels what ever. (You boners will need to ask a few questions about “how does this feel?” and adjust what you are doing accordingly.)

Go up and down with your finger, pressing up a bit, what ever is comfortable for you, and what feels good, like that, for a while. You may begin to feel small swellings under the ridges, this is the glands filling up. Slide your fingers side to side over the ridges, and see how that feels.

If you start feeling like you need to pee, press down on that ridged spot with your fingers, pull your fingers forward, and just let go! Check any fluid that comes out, and you will see that it is not pee.  So, just let go when it feels like you need to pee, and push out, and you will be happy, maybe surprised, that you did!

Once you get this figured out, you can do it again, and again. First time, it could feel a bit burn'y. But it gets better, after you get your g-spot woke up a few times. Too, you do not want to hold back, like when you are preventing going pee, it will force that fluid up into your bladder, and that could give you bladder infection symptoms. So, just relax, and push it out! 

Try this a few times, and let me know what happens. (And, if it happens for you boners, give her a high five, and tell her how much you enjoyed that. Or, I am going to have to smack you up beside the head!)

Cab'

Copy Rights reserved MAR ’10  By fineCabernet

Copy and reprint, not for profit, is ok, if I am given full credits Cab’

About the tattoo…

If you cannot take the time to read back through a few of my journal entries, why should I take the time to reply to you? Often times, the answers to your questions are posted right there. YA, but it is sooooo much easier to pop me off a one liner , isn’t it? Well ya, for you and about 6000 other guys, who, by the way, I am not interested in!  And, it sort of informs me of your nature, and speaks very loudly of your short cummings, like, you will not take the time, impulsive, no delaying of gratification, it is all about you, etc…Well guess what? NOPE!

That ought to teach you, to mess with a Lez' on the rag…

Cab’

A “closed shop,” by definition has no “non union members”. 

While it is true that non union members also get benefits when the wages and benefits are renegotiated in “open shops”, they also suffer the consequences of their non partisanship when they cross a picket line to keep their family fed. They are always viewed by uninon’ists as “scabs”.

But, when a union uses strike and blockade to get its way, this is not “negotiations,” this is “extortion!” When a union harms others, in any way, be they employee or employer, it is criminal in its behavior.

Any group wishing to bolster its image within a community, can and usually does, take on a few charitable acts with that community, such as “meals on wheels”. So, I do not doubt that your union, “did good works, too”. But then, one doesn’t have to be a member of a union to do these things, do they?  I have known only non union members who did such things, before you mentioned yours.

But I do agree, some people do good, others, and most often those claiming to be union members, are just there to trash the capitol, disrespect authority, and generally make life a nuisance for any business, or any one, not kissing their nasty butts. Witness the recent acts in Wisconsin…

Cab’

Handling a dis’ed sub’s message, while she is claiming to be a Union past Pres. Muttering to myself, “ and they tell ya’ never discuss politics, religion, or sexual behaviors…”

And, a note on the last few entries:

While, I am sure that there are many who view “freedom of religion” as a sin against God, (I did not mention Islam, did I? And, a few of you “good Christians” do need a sound pop up beside of your head, too!) this, too, is listed as a “right”, both God and Constitutionally protected.  

I do not see “tolerance” listed any where in the constitution. It is just assumed, that it follows, if you have the right to practice, so do they. Then, every one will have tolerance, by necessity.  Even, if it is only to protect their own rights.

Shouldn’t we allow God to decide, who is right in their choices? Or, do we need to get all Mid-Evil on their Is-lame-ic-donkey riding buttocks, too? Maybe, we should just teach them to drive, so that then they could join up with the rest of the human race?

They say, that “the only reason America has not yet been overtly invaded, is because it can instantly produce a 10 million man “armed” force, directly from its citizenry.” I don’t know about you, but when some bozo sends a jet zipping by with weapons of mass destruction aboard, intent on reducing our population, I want my neighbors to be able to take it out, no matter what, and with what ever they have that can do so, even if our own insane president just ordered that jet there. 

And, while we are still on the topic of rights, what part of “shall not infringe” (tear away at the edges of) does our congress not understand?  In the second amendment, “Arms” was chosen as the wording, because it included all weapons, including those known to exist, or not yet!

The framers of our Constitution wanted us to be able to discuss and pray, first, then to be able to take forceful action, if necessary, second. They wanted us to be able to exercise those rights, even against our own government. Could that be, why they listed these as “rights”, one (I) and two (II)?

Arsinio? Can you give me a ? Hummmmm”,” on that?

Cab’

wearin’ cammo’s, and feeling mighty mean!!!

(sorry about all the edits, but this collarme text editor is really giving me grief! after 10 tries it finally accepted my changes!!!)

I just realized that Democrats are a lot like hemorrhoids. Because, when they are not ruling your life, they are inflamed. Isn’t it past time to have a few of these hemorrhoids, er ah, Democrats,  removed?

While we are on the topic of Hemorrhoids/Democrats, let us not forget their evil spawn “Unions”.  Unions were formed to keep lawyers employed, and therefore legal disputes between employees and employers in a constant state of unrest, and un-settlement. 

Were Unions seriously interested in representing all employees, they would have no problem allowing non union members. Instead on many union shop floors, membership is mandatory, and not voluntary.

To really put the Union to the test, and allow for them to discover just exactly how many involuntary Union donors they do not represent, they should be paid on a voluntary basis, rather than by automatic payroll deductions. Then they will seriously understand representation!

Cab’

still inflamed, and scratching at it…

About those bullet trains we will not have in Florida… We have the same huge taxes that they have in Europe, and “El Presidente” also wants high gas taxes here in the states, because there are huge gov subsidies to support, as well as Congress’s bad spending habits. But, we also do not have that bullet train, or the rapid decline that Europe seems to be in! lol

I'd love to see a few more politicians  that have their constituencies interests at heart, rather than their lobbyists and personal assets in mind. So, Scotty deserves a big pat on the back, and some help down there in FL, carrying around those huge balls he is packing!

Cab’

Is the Middle East ready for repaving yet? Boy, am I getting sick of hearing all about Islamic Arabs, and their inhumanities being done to one another!  “Religion of peace,” MY ASS!  "Religion of Bloodshed," is more like it!

But, things will settle down, once we sanction the heck out of them naughty a-rabs through the UN…This didn’t work the last three times either, DUH! 

Ohhhhhhhh, ‘Ba-ma! He’ll “get ‘er done!” Won’t he???  (Sorry, maybe that was Clinton that was doin’ her…)  Well, maybe, after he finishes up takin’ care O’business in Brazil…

Since when is the Poof (typo intentional) the USof A supposed to be taking care of "business" matters overseas? hummm...I didn't see that part in the US Constitution!

Cab'

When they are telling you all about “hate speech”, and how some should be silenced because of that, remember, to be “offended,” or to take offence, is a “personal choice,” while “freedom of speech” is a God given , and Constitutionally protected, “Right.” Words cannot harm you, but you can choose to be harmed by them.  So, would you not like to be able to hear who is voicing that they would like to harm you?  It is good to let them speak, so that you know who the real assholes are. But, once you are silenced, no one will ever know.

Having said that, have we had enough of Obama’s “hopeless changes,” yet?

Cab’

“Keep in mind the term "Life Insurance". If you purchase "Life Insurance" does this mean that you will live longer? Would it be better, were it called what it is, a "Death Beneficiary Payment Insurance". No, then it might be a bit harder to sell.” (GEM)

This is sort of the same problem here on collarme. When we advertize our ass, do we say “cum’ly, attractive, sexy, and sultry sweetheart, awaiting her knight in shiny armor?” Or do we say, “wayward, used, but still has her parts intact, frigid bitch, who can’t cum unless taken to the edge, hoping that some shit for brain asshole with enough dough comes along, and doesn’t get it figured out until he has been separated from his money, kids, house, and new caddy?” Would that be a hard sell?

Too, if it is a broke ass, very skinny and sadistic Dom, who got short changed in several areas, but enjoys beating the crap out of a woman, would he say, “Handsome Dominant, with big sweaty muscles and a huge dick to match, interested in sweet angels, to take on a little casual edge play?”

"Ahhh...welcome to my parlor," said the spider to the wasp… "Was it a bit of stinger fencing that you had in mind? Or, shall we just have tea?"  Asked the wasp of the spider...(Cab’)

There is another one, for Arsino to go “Hummmm….” to!

Cab’

These things about which I told you , are safe, sane, and herbal. LOL!!! (Ok, don’t tell any one about the herb,  shhhh…)  Every thing is available “over the counter” at the health food stores, but with out much in the way of instructions. WalMart carries a good supplement called Libido Max which has these and a bit more. But, it is like $20 a bottle and you have to munch down 4 big caps, and it is only  about 25 doses.  Tribulus can be purchased at the Pilgrim's Pride  Vitamins site on line for about $12 a bottle, for 90 doses. The rest is over the counter mineral supplement and protein supplement. (compare that with Enzyte at $90 a bottle for 30 doses) Wiki does have good info on most of the stuff, and there are several good herbal sites to give you the medico data on the herb. So, no, it will not fall off, and that wont make your nutz zip up your belly.  But if you really want that...(more banging and tinkering in the cupboard...)

And, just to see if you were paying attention, tribulus will make her horny, too! (In case, you were wondering why a Lesbian would be interested in such disgusting stuff...)

Cab'

To another horny devil that thinks he can get a Lez interested…

So, you are not a pain slut? oh my! What shall we do with you?  Have you experimented with that long finger like attachment for the magic wand, on your self? 

Let’s see what witches brew might do for you...(tinkering and banging noises are coming from the cupboard while I look about there) Tribulus terrestes, (eyes your profile for age and does a quick calculation) You are only 5 past 20, wherein your testosterone levels are only dropping off at about 1% per year, so only down 5, keep that herb to about 255mg, until you get a little older, unless you plan to do a lot of weight lifting. L-arginine, will help with your vein health, 500mg is plenty. Stay away from the licorice tea, at your weight it will bump up your bp. Magnesium, 250mg should do the trick, to lower it a bit and relax the parts that let the blood flow to the appropriate appendages.

You take this stuff once a day, about two hours before show time. And, be forewarned, it will leave you with an all night stiffy if you just role over and decide to go to sleep. Self abasement usually solves that problem , though. Dose your self for about a week to get things working in their proper order. Other wise, plan for a long night stand. The usual disclaimer, I’m not a doctor, just a casual investigator of all things herbal, and vitamins.

Happy horning!  Oh, and do get back to me with the results from personal use of the Hitachi attachments!

Cab'

I normally do not reply to profiles with out pictures, or to "cut and paste" form letters. People who do this are usually lazy, have something to hide about themselves, and are not very creative.

So concerning your profile, I am going to need to see both your height and weight listed in your profile, as well as a pic.  And, I need to see some evidence that you actually viewed and read my profile (I can look in "who's Viewing me" to see if that is true, but you actually have to click on my profile for that to register.

Read a few things in my profile and give me an opinion about what you read. There is more than enough stuff there in my journals to give you a very good idea about me.

Us females do require an emotional connection, you know? It can't just be all about the fact that you got bothered looking at my ass. Show me that you know about making a real connection. 

Next, I'd like you to answer a few questions.

How do you train a submissive to become their true self?

What do you think my true self might be? And, how would you go about that online?

What do you need of me for doing any of that?

This is a test, intelligence and ability to be real are scored.

Good luck!

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2011- Remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called, 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People!' 

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary…

3. The difference between the Pope and your Domme/Dom, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 

4. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 

5. It used to be only death and taxes and now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too! 

6. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that they just cleaned the whole house. 

7. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 

8. Definition of a teenager: God's punishment to the parent, for enjoying sex. 

9. Remember to be who you are and say what you feel. Because, those that matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter! And, may the splinters on that banister never point the wrong way!

And lastly, My mind works like lightning. First there is one brilliant flash, and then it is all gone! 

I used to think that Budapest was a town in Europe. But now, I am pretty sure it is a name for some of the guys here on collarme. Well, may be it is a disease you can get, from some of the skanks here....

No “Booty Pests!” Pleeeeease!!!

Cab’

Gotta love these “hit and run” gals/guys. They have these brand new profiles, not a picture up to view, lots of attitude and comments in their "love letters", and a fast block button middle finger. I guess they cannot even handle a reply to their comments! Oh well,  some just need to blow off steam. Now, if one of them steamers was really hot,  that might impress me, some! LOL

Cab’

“No man is an island unto himself…” But, every woman is a wel'comed port…

Cab'

Sofa King, What?

Read it out loud, and you will figure it out…(It helps if you are drunk!)

If not, read this one out loud”

“I’m Sofa King, Stupid!”

(That ought to keep the Dum’s busy for a while!  LOL!!!)

AIDS WARNING!

To all of you who are approaching 50, or who have REACHED 50, or long since past it up, this entry is especially for you!

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!!!

ROLL AIDS 

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

And, MOST OF ALL,

FINANCIAL AIDeS TO THEIR CHILDREN!

And please do not be forgetting HIV (Hair Is Vanishing)!

(I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.)

This should make you smile.

The Candy With The Little Hole

A teacher gave all her kids each a lifesavers candy and asked them to guess what flavor they were by their taste and color.

And the children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste. So, to speed along the process, the teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're fucking ass-holes!'

And, the teacher, turning bright red and laughing uncontrollably, realizing that she had not anticipated that response, had to leave the room!

In case ya’ll are having trouble getting logged out, and then getting logged into a different collarme account, when it doesn’t load a login option on the collarme page, but just says “you have been successfully logged out”...

And, since I have already reported the problem and watched it only stays fixed for a few days at a time, I decided to come up with my own solution...

You can use the log out button first, then copy paste this line into your browser:

collarme.com/login.asp?

And, that will get you to a logon page that works.

Also, since they have this big gapping security hole in their web database program, and still aren't repairing it... You might like to know that all you have to do, is hit the back button on the internet browser, and then you are logged into, who ever used it last, their webpage and profile. But, then, I didn't tell y'all that so you could take advantage of it, did I?

When the programs don't behave as I expected, "I don't get mad, I get busy hackin' !" lol

Hoping that you, too, are no longer growlin' at the stupid computer screen...

Now, if we can just get them to fixed their screwed up shit, with the journal entries ...!!!

Cab'

Users, Z'ware!

Why is it that there are Christian Fanatics and terrorists, and this can be mentioned on the media networks, and everyone in this predominantly Christian society understands that they are but a few kooks out there, and no one is “offended”, but when it comes time to discuss Islamic Fanatics and terrorists, this cannot be mentioned, and all Muslims are potentially “offended” by that?  As my local “nigg’ah” sayz, “Wha up whi dat shit???” Oh, my god! I am not supposed to use that “N” word either!…Hummmmm…. Really, what is up with that shit, too?

I have never met a single solitary Veteran who had enlisted to fight for Socialism… I have met many, who voluntarily took this ledge: I PLEDGE  ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE  UNITED  STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR  WHICH  IT STANDS, ONE NATION  UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH  LIBERTY  AND  JUSTICE,  FOR ALL!

Now, if Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, then why are Christians banned from praying in public or even erecting  religious displays on their holy  days? And what happened to our National Day of  Prayer?  Our president says we can't have that, yet he allows Muslims to  block off Madison Ave. in N. Y. and pray in the  middle of the street!  This is, by the way, their monthly ritual!

Now, tell me again, whose country is this?  Is it Our country, or is it the Muslim’s?

I'm prety sure I'll be called a racist and an infidel for this...oh well, so spank me! lol

Cab'

Since you Domme/Dom’s are always posting tests for us subs to pass, I thought I’d put one up for you to pass. Don’t worry; it should be really easy for you brilliant, well rounded, savvy people…

High School Level Domme/Dom IQ Exam:

You only need 4 correct, out of 10 questions, to pass…

1) How long did the “Hundred Years' War”last?

2) Which country makes “Panama hats?”

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the “October Revolution?”

5) What is a “camel's hair brush” made of?

6) The “Canary Islands” in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was”King George”VI's first name?”

8) What color is a “purple finch?”

9) Where are “Chinese gooseberries” from?

10) What is the color of the “black box” in a commercial airplane?

Pass this on to some of your brilliant friends, so they may feel useless, too! And, if you try to tell me you passed, then you very likely LIED!”

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Answers:

(courtesy of Wikipedia)

The Hundred Years' War: The conflict lasted 116 years but was punctuated by several periods of peace, before it finally ended in the expulsion of the Plantagenets from France (except the Pale of Calais). The war was eventually a victory for the house of Valois, who succeeded in recovering the Plantagenet gains made initially and expelling them from the majority of France by the 1450s. However, the war nearly ruined the Valois, while the Plantagenet’s gained huge amounts of plunder from the mainland, which enriched England. France itself likewise suffered greatly from the war, as most of the conflict occurred on the continent.

A Panama hat (sometimes informally among hat enthusiasts, just a "Panama" - see Isthmus of Panama) is a traditional brimmed hat of Ecuadorian origin that is made from the plaited leaves of the toquilla straw plant  Straw hats woven in Ecuador, like many other 19th and early 20th century South American goods, were shipped first to the Isthmus of Panama before sailing for their destinations in Asia, the rest of the Americas and Europe. For some products, the name of their point of international sale rather than their place of domestic origin stuck, hence "Panama hats." The 49ers picked up these hats in Panama, and when President Theodore Roosevelt visited the Panama Canal construction, he wore such a hat, which increased its popularity. They're also known as a Jipijapa named for a town in Ecuador, one of the centers of the hat trade. The Oxford English Dictionary cites a use of the term as early as 1834.

Catgut is a type of cord that is prepared from the natural fiber in the walls of animal intestines. Usually sheep or goat intestines are used, but it is occasionally made from the intestines of a hog, horse, mule, pig or donkey. While the name contains the morpheme "cat", strings have never been made from the guts of cats.

The word catgut may have been an abbreviation of the word "cattlegut". Alternatively, it may have derived byfolk etymology from kitgut or kitstring -- the word kit, meaning fiddle, having at some point been confused with the word kit for little cat. According to legend, string makers of the 17th century deliberately misled people to believe that the strings were made of cat intestines in order to protect their industry, as any association with cats was superstitiously believed to be extremely bad luck, and to be avoided at all cost.

Red October or the Bolshevik Revolution, was a politicalevolution and a part of the Russian Revolution of 1917. It took place with an armed insurrection in Petrograd traditionally dated to 25 October 1917 Old Style Julian Calendar (O.S.), which corresponds with 7 November 1917 New Style (N.S.). Gregorian Calendar.

The texture, absorbency, and other properties of "camel hair" brushes vary markedly. Wooly camel hair is unsuitable for brush bristles. So, paintbrush bristles are derived either from the hairs of horses, squirrels, goats, sheep, bears, or some combination of these.

The name Canary Islands, English for Islas Canarias, is likely derived from the Latin term Insula Canaria, meaning "Island of the Dogs". Gran Canaria, it is speculated that the so called dogs were actually a species of Monk Seals ("sea dog" in Latin), critically endangered and no longer present in the Canary Islands. The dense population of seals may have been the characteristic that most struck the few ancient Romans who established contact with these islands by sea.

The original inhabitants of the island, Guanches used to worship dogs, mummified them and treated dogs generally as holy animals. In ancient times the island was well known for its people who worshipped dogs there, and when the Romans first visited the island they gave it the name: 'canaari', which means in Latin: "the ones who worship dogs", or "the ones with dogs". The ancient Greeks also knew about a people, living far to the west, who are the "dog-headed ones", who worship dogs on an island. Some theorize that the Canary Islands dog-worship and the ancient Egyptian cult of the dog-headed god, Anubis are closely connected, but there is no explanation given as to which one was first.

George VI (Albert Frederick Arthur George; 14 December 1895 – 6 February 1952) was King of the United Kingdom and the Dominions of the British Commonwealth from 11 December 1936 until his death. He was also the last Emperor of India (until 22 June 1948), the last King of Ireland (until 18 April 1949), and the first Head of the Commonwealth.

Adult purple finches have a short forked brown tail and brown wings and are about 15”cm (4”in) in length and weigh 34”g (1.2”oz). Adult males are raspberry red on the head, breast, back and rump; their back is streaked. Adult females have light brown upper parts and white under parts with dark brown streaks throughout; they have a white line on the face above the eye.

Also known as the Chinese gooseberry, the kiwi fruit was renamed for export marketing reasons in the 1950s; briefly to melonette, and then later by New Zealand exporters to kiwifruit. This name "kiwifruit" comes from the kiwi — a brown flightless bird and New Zealand's national symbol, and also a colloquial name for the New Zealand people.

A flight data recorder (FDR) (also ADR, for accident data recorder) is an electronic device employed to record any instructions sent to any between electronic systems on an aircraft. It is a device used to record specific aircraft performance parameters. Popularly referred to as a "black box", the data recorded by the FDR is used for accident investigation, as well as for analyzing air safety issues, material degradation and engine performance. Due to their importance in investigating accidents, these ICAO-regulated devices are carefully engineered and stoutly constructed to withstand the force of a high speed impact and the heat of an intense fire. Contrary to the "black box" reference, the exterior of the FDR is coated with heat-resistant bright Red paint for high visibility in wreckage, and the unit is usually mounted in the aircraft's empennage (tail section), where it is more likely to survive a severe crash. Following an accident, recovery of the "black boxes" is second in importance only to the rescue of survivors and recovery of human remains.

Some more stuff that makes ya go “Hummmmmm…”

Why is it that there are Christian Fanatics and terrorists, and this can be mentioned on the media networks, and everyone in this predominantly Christian society understands that they are but a few kooks out there, and no one is “offended”, but when it comes time to discuss Islamic Fanatics and terrorists, this cannot be mentioned, and all Muslims are potentially “offended” by that?  As my local “nigg’ah” sayz, “Wha up whi dat shit???” Oh, my god! I am not supposed to use that “N” word either!…Hummmmm…. Really, what is up with that shit, too?

Cab’

Things that make you go “Hmmmm….”

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why is 'bra' singular when they cover two boobs, well usually,  and 'panties' plural, when they only cover one ass?

Can a hearse, carrying a corpse, drive in the  carpool lane  ?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

In case ya’ll are having trouble getting logged out, and then getting logged into a different collarme account, you can use the log out button first, then copy paste this line: collarme.com/login.asp? into your browser, when it doesn’t load a login option on the collarme page, but just says “you have been successfully logged out”.

Since I have already reported the problem and watched it only stay fixed for a few days at a time, I decided to come up with my own solution...

When the programs don't behave as I expected, "I don't get mad, I get busy hackin' !" lol

Hoping that you are no longer growlin' at the stupid computer screen...

Cab'

Users, Z'ware!

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila. Well, maybe two, or three, shots…

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, then call what ever you hit “the target.”  (Be sure not to make a target of your self!)

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Do you want to live forever?!? (I do plan to do some target shooting on the next dive…)

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. I used to be indecisive. But, now I'm not sure. I’m pretty sure that you're never too old, to learn something stupid.

Some people hear voices. While the voices in my head may not be real, they do have some very good ideas!

Some people see invisible people. The rest of you have no imagination whatsoever!  I see dead people…were they once targets?

I didn't say it was “your fault,” I said I was “blaming you.”  If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong!

The last thing I want to do, is hurt you. But, it's still on my list. Are we feeling masochistic today?!? Now, what was the next to the last thing on my list? Oh! Target Shooting!!!

To steal ideas from one person, is called “plagiarism.” But, to steal from many, this is called “research.”  

Knowledge, is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting that tomato in a fruit salad.I asked God for a motorcycle, but I know God doesn't work that way. So, I stole a motorcycle and then asked for forgiveness.  But, some how, the judge didn’t see this as “research!”

Cab'a Dab'a D'oo!

Hummm, it seems that all that I have had on my to do list is “spank naughty boys”, and I am not even a Domme! What is up with that , girls?

IT wrote:

you cheap hore. shut your cat in the hat ass up. im about to nutt on your little tat just fo fun. you niggger lover.

I wrote:

By the way, it is spelled "whore". Perhaps, I need to write a spelling primer for you because the "Cat in the Hat's" might be too advanced?

Just in case you didn't know, that tatoo says "you must be at least this tall to ride this ride". Maybe after you grow up a little bit? But for now, I don't think you quite made it. Never mind, that you just earned your self a block...

Well, just wank on, my little friend! (Be sure to  bring a tissue to clean up your computer screen, honey.)

And, to be frank, I have never loved a “niggger”. (Let's see, Swedish, Norwegian, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, Italian, Russian, American Indian, Hindu...ya I think that is it. And, there's no Nigerians amongst them!) But, I might… Do they have better manners than you?

Cab’

He wrote:

hey would you pee on me for 100 Or shit on me for 200?

I wrote:

Nooo “Chub” my bub,

I would not poop for numbers, two,
I would not pee, for 2, less three,
Found anywhere, near you, I would not be!

I do not like crap, in a hand!
I do not like crap, in a can!
I will not crap, on you, my man…

Tinkle though, I will be found to do,
Only on the John, before number 2!
So, Sorry bub, no pee for you!

Cab’

How is my night going?

It's 'biserable..." My allergies are all, messing me up , my eyes are watering, my nose is  nose running, my throat is throat raw, with me all sneezin', wheezin', and coughin up that nasty pine pollen....Ahhhhhchooo!!!  snifff...And, to top it all off, nasty old boy Butt Suckers are writing me!! AHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!

 I need some one to make me some Jewish penicillin, then rub my achy back and neck….Nurse!  ;0)

 I hope yours is going better!

 Cab’

Dear finecabernet,

I do not find you’re actions as "naughty", but rather, “spicy”, so to speak.  And, Yours is an intelligent commentary that refuses to accept the lower standard of intelligent conversation between a dominant and a submissive/slave.

Just because you are a submissive/slave type person does not mean you should be disrespected when having an opening conversation with a dominant.

I wrote:

“I do believe, she’s got it!”  (a line from “My Fair Lady”)

Cab’

He wrote: So youre not into men at all?

I wrote: (No points for IQ, well, at least he read my profile. Butt, that pic with nasty cigarette hanging from his mouth…) I don’t think I stuttered, or typo’ed, so you are correct! And, I am also not into butt suckers, either!

He wrote:

But suckers? WTF is that? Good luck with your search.

I wrote:

(Just a few watts short of the brighter bulbs in the batch, isn't he?)

"Butt", I believe is a common term for the part left after you smoked a cigarette. A “butt sucker” is some one who smokes them. Duh!  But, it could also mean some one that likes doing the rimming. (I wonder how many questions that will generate? Lol!!!)

Happy hunting!

And….another one getz a block!

Cab’

The move goes well. Most of my stuff is at the new place now, with just a washer, dryer, and my old computer desk to move from the old place. Then I can start getting that place cleaned up and ready to rent. That one needs a few repairs, and some new carpet, too. Then it can be rented out.

I got my king bed assembled today, with new 600 thread count sheets under the comforter, and a pair of night stands assembled and placed either side of it. My bed room is starting to feel like a comfy place to be, once again!

To answer your question, I've had to put my search on hold for a bit. I do answer letters on CM. But, so far, nothing serious is happening here.

Cab’

He wrote: 

U should be filled with my cum right now.

I wrote:

Well, now that is rather unlikely, since you have never even spoken to me before, and I have never invited you in. But I suppose that some will still be satisfied to just fantasize. 

You should be tied to the bed posts, beat to within an millimeter of your safe word, and then denied any possibility of release or satisfaction!  (Say, “thank you!” To your Mistress, now…)

 Happy hunting for your next "cum dump!"

 An’ another one getz a BLOCK!”

 Cab'

Well, even the so called “Dommes” can be so witty…

She wrote:

You wish to be called "cab", is this correct?  I would enjoy a talk with you. i like the way you say things. I see you really are a brat.

I wrote:

(note the lower case “I”)  Yes, I would rather be associated with a semi precious gem, then a bottle of sour grape juice...

Nice note, I think you are a little troublemaker who needs to be properly trained.

Now, how might one be "properly trained"?

I suggest you go to a Mistress who can train you properly.
Why are you asking me this?  I was sure you wanted nothing to do with me after being so honest with you.

Thank you for pointing out, that you are not the one, "The Mistress that can train (me) properly." 

Excuse Me?

If you insist, "You are excused!"

I see a worthless slave, who is so ugly all she can show is her ugly ass, and a newbie too. Who the hell are you anyway, a worthless slut with no training.

(as is a usual "male" tactic, here comes the  the follow up, and with degrading comments...) Apparently, I am some one in whom you are not interested.  So, I think we can end this tactless conversation. Bye!

“…aaaaannd, another one (kisses my ass!)…”

Cab’

Smokers! Dog owners! Argh!!!

Well, my forays into real estate investing are slow going, but succeeding. The worst of the investing part, is the cleaning up after the previous owners.

The tenants in my current acquisition were chronic smokers.  And, they had no respect for another’s property, the walls are filthy and marred. They didn’t clean. They didn’t install or replace filters in the A/C. And, they let their dogs go, where ever they would.  They smoked indoors, the lazy asses!

But then, that is part of how homes get depressed values on the market. You walk in one, and the odor hits you square between the eyes. (that is if you are not a dog owner, or smoker, your self). That is where the bargains are…but they will still try for full market value. Once they have sat on the books for two years, they get it figured out, and reduce the price.  

Any how, the place needed extensive cleaning. After three tries with the rental steam cleaner, the carpet is still beyond hope. But I can walk bare foot on it now, with out fear that I will catch some sort of disease! Paint and plaster will solve the wall problems. And, I am good at both.

That was all figured into the bid. That will be a $4-6k expense down the road. New carpet to be installed, right after the Tax rebate shows in the mail. Uncle Obie, shall I hold my breath???

The nicotine smell is abating, but not until after an A/C service, a thorough coil and fan cleaning, two hours of duct decontamination, a sanitizer fogging, and new custom fit filters. I wish the last tenants could have seen the tarry brown mess in the A/C coils. I'm pretty sure their lungs are not in much better shape!

I opted out of the “black light and ion generator” bump, which would be another $300. The couple worked their butts off cleaning up the A/C system. And, the improvement in the smells coming out of my A/C were well worth their $350 fee.

Some quoted me as much at $1000 to do this!  I told them, in my sweetest dumb blonde voice, “Well, I really do think I can replace all that duct work for about half of that cost!”  After writing that smaller check, I can breathe… much easier now!

Next stop, Home Depot, and the paint department….

Cab’

I guess you all don’t know “Jack Shit!” Well,

He wrote:

Ive read your profile and I dont care if your lesbian or not.  I wish you the best in whataver you seek.  But one thing you are not and that is a slave.  Someone who comes out say who, and how you will serve is not a slave.  The slave doesn't get to make those choices.  The only choice they make is the inital person they serve.  From that point on, your fucking property to do as they say weither you like it or not.  So, change it to sub, and be more honest with the world as well as yourself.

I wrote:

Don’t you just love a man who cums on strong, and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about what you think and feel?  What you care about is important. But, what you care not about, well that is another matter.  When what you think,  includes me, or my feelings, or my desires, and it is you that want to be a part of that, perhaps a better approach is in order!

Jack, if they have any choice,  they either get to choose something about the situation, or they do not. You can’t have it both ways. So which is it? And, if the “slave owner” doesn’t care “Jack shit” about the slave, or their choices, what is in it for her?  Is she in store for mindless evenings hoping that he has “something wonderful” planned for her? And, if he never bothered to ask what she thought was wonderful, how is that going to happen?

To tell you the truth, I’m first going to look at a potential owner’s property, and see how he cares for it, or doesn’t care for it, and draw conclusions about his desirability as an owner from that.  To just dump my rump in his lap and expect that he will have my best interests in mind, is folly.  But in reality, I don’t even have to go that far to know something about him. All I have to do is listen when he opens his mouth. What does he have to say? That says tonnes about him, in many ways.  

And, like it or not, any relationship can be ended, for any reason. So even after a choice is made by a slave, if things aren’t going as planned, it isn’t “until death, or sale, do us part!”  And, until I see a potential owner that has a clear understanding of that aspect of relationships, I do not have to “choose to submit”, or “give up all rights, power, and authority,” to another.  There is a reason it is called a “power exchange”, the owner had better be bringing something serious to the table, to exchange. So, there is choice, and lots of it, buddy! Like it or not!

Jack, the two cents worth of bullshit you brought to the table, is far from enough…

Your collar, nor any one else’s is on my pretty neck. So, shut the fuck up, Jack! You have nothing to say that I need to hear.

I’ll keep my designation as is, since “ronin” is not a choice. 

Cab’

Well, finally, I have some good news! 

The purchase of a “short sale” home is indeed possible!  But, it could take the owner’s bank as long as 6 months to let ya know!  And, ¼ million dollar homes can actually be purchased for almost half their original sale value. But the seller will have a few years of tough credit, while they are enjoying not being “upside down” on their mortgage.

After several bids, and getting no, or “NO!” replies, two years of looking at homes, passing up three lazy assed real estate brokers (“if you are not going to just make the offer at the asking price, honey, you are wasting our time!”), I finally succeeded!  All the intelligent people were telling me, “it could take up to 3 months to get a response to your offer from their bank”.  Only one broker told me, “keep the faith, we are going to get this house for you!” And damn it! He did! Whoo hoo!

So, my latest acquisition is a very nice 2500 sq ft, 3 year old block home with architectural shingled hip roof, 4 Br/ 2 Ba/ 2 Car/ lanai with tile and carpet, cultured marble counters through out on cherry cabinets, a huge garden tub and large walk in shower in the Master BA, all sitting on a partially forested 1/3 acre in a very nice neighborhood, with good recently paved roads, close to brand new schools, new stores, and respectable hospital facilities, with fantastically beautiful horse farms nearby. 

Damn!  I made it happen! And, I still got it for $13,000 under current market appraisal! And the pretty little bow on the package? That was 4.5% interest!   

Whew! That was almost as good as sex! lol

Cab’

He wrote:

so what brings you to the site?       

(Obviously, he is no penetrating wit, nor does he have a depth of intellect! But what can one expect from a DUM who includes the words “big” and “dick” in his title?)

I wrote:

My laptop computer, the internet, and my curiosity about why males don't bother to read yet continue to peruse my lesbian page, and insist that I write them endless answers to their silly one liner letters, when their question was obviously answered in my journals, preferences, and profile. A simple read, really...

Then, I blocked him for having a lack of imagination and for wasting my time.

Cab’

She wrote:

,,,,,,,,,.....I am looking for a 24/7 slave to relocate at no expense to her and be provided with a living contract for a minimum of 1 year and options for more which is preferred by me.......but I am reasonable to deal with in this area.

I am only looking for one main slave and to live with me to become my property to do with as I see fit.

I wrote:

(For obvious reasons I declined her "first contact" offer)

       Thank you for your interest. As much as I would love to go back to CA, I regret that you and I do not have similar BDsM interests.  Too, you did not ask me about mine before making an offer to become your slave. I like to get to know some one, and that they are skilled, before I go off to play.

Happy hunting!

Cab’

Then she wrote:

YOU KNOW for a "slave" (supposed)................from a very simple message you are taking an awful lot for granted.............to making a suggestion I was ever interested in any playing whatsoever........if I wanted play I would have atleast suggested it.......my email to you was a simple..........are you interested or not?

HAPPY hunting.???........I guess for some out here this probably is a game of sorts.......but dont get to full of yourself........its not a admirable quality in any individual........be it Domme or slave/sub...

I wrote:

Whining and a lack of intelligence are very unattractive in a Domme.  My sentence about “play” was about my preferences.  I was trying to be polite, but I can spell this out for you, NOT INTERESTED! You may now get back to your games…

Cab’

 She wrote:

Hey whats up? How is everything going for you on here lately? I love your profile and journal, it's nice to hear the stupid things people *especially males* say …

I wrote:

      I suppose the common reply to that question is a male version of "my dick!" But since that is artificial, it is always "up".

There are a lot of stupid males here on collarme, and they do say some pretty stupid things! So stay tuned, I'm sure there will be more to post.

But then, again, after I get a bite of their dumb ass, they don't seem to want to play any more! lol 

Maybe we will get lucky, and more of the really dumb ones that don't even bother to read my profile will start a session?   hehehe…

Cab’

She wrote:

hi my MASTER OWNS this SLAVE MOM but this SLAVE has her TUBES TIED & we need a LIVE in BREEDING SLAVE so IM ME 2 HELP US

I wrote:

It sounds like your Master is looking for an excuse to fuck some one else. 

You do know, that they can harvest your eggs, collect his jiz, do in vitro, and place that all done bun in your oven, and it will be yours, his, and not some one else’s? Too, tube ties can some times be reversed.  

I think you should look into better alt’ernatives at the Doc’s office, instead of here at the collarme flea market.

Cab’

Sooooo, where are all those “worshipful Masters” at?  I think if one actually showed up on this site, I’d probably fall on my face! LOL!!!

Ahhhh, Nah!

Cab'

he wrote:

Hello sexy you look like u need to be taken for a walk

I wrote:

(Maybe, he thinks that since that works on his “Afro’kins,” that it will work on a refined white sugar girl? Duh… Oh, he does look soooo cute, and in charge, sittin’ there in his black golf T, inside his white interior, pimped out ride, with all the little colored lights a streakin’ by the windows…)

Hello Dum’my,

Gee, did I miss (ignore) that the first time you sent it? (Jesus! I am blessed with yet another moron, that can’t read!)

Maybe, I should take you for a ride? I hear that Tachachale , the local loon bin, needs patrons. I’m sure,  that many are there that would enjoy your walking them…Arf! Arf! Arf!!!

Since you didn’t read my profile, before you sent this very uncreative letter, “bye” for now!

Cab’

Annnnnnnnnd…Another one, GetZ a BLOCK!!!

He wrote:

“if you want something else, maybe i could make you an offer.we would need to get to know each other alot better,  I hope age is not an issue.  This would be a longterm live in  situatuion. I want someone I can do things to that will not question every move I make, I want to love and be loved. I want a friend and companion, as well as toy.  I live in Oklahoma City,  work nights for as large food company as an Engineer.  I am down to earth, and honest.  love kinky fun, or vanilla sex.  am open to most things sexually.  love to take control of a young lady and show love and be proud of her.  and deal out punishment when she needs it. :)   I also seek to fill the empty place in my life to have a daughter.  you could fill both needs.”

I wrote:

Hello SugarD',

(Don't you just love those form letters?) I believe I made my preferences very clear in my profile.  So really, what part of those preferences are you offering?  Get to know you better? I think , not! I already know way too much about you! (Age is always an issue, but some of us ignore that.)

Now, who doesn’t want some one to cater to their every whim, and lovable needs?  I live where I laid down my head, last. I don’t have to work, I am independently wealthy.  I try to avoid landing on earth, as much as possible. And, when my friends aren’t satisfying, I buy a new toy!

Who doesn’t love kinky fun? The problem is, they never tell you what that fun is, or who it is fun for.  Vanilla is cool, BDsM is better, and Lesbian BDsM is FANTASTIC!!!

I am rather selective, and narrow in what I want. Open minded people, are inexperienced people. I know what works for me, and I’ll stick to that. You should, too!

So how does a person “take control” of another, exactly? They never tell you this either, or what is in store for you.  A little too much suspense, and no build up of anticipation, spoils the fun!

I love to be proud of my self. I am not needy, so that I have to have another to be pride filled by, or of.  And punishments, well that is a different story than the pride filled ones…

Unless we are talking about my needs up front, honey, you are talking to the hand!  I’m not here to take care of any “dude” (be careful not to loose the ‘e,’ or you will not get my drift…), no matter how cute he makes his letters. (Maybe, he should quit using crayons to do that?)

I already have a Daddy, who does his job well, and fulfills my every need. His name is on my birth certificate!

Nice try sweety, but there is no surprise in this box for you!

Cab’

HE wrote:

Nice ass.... I don't get why lesbians are so stuck on Dommes. Seriously.... get over yourself. Being dominated is what counts. If I was using you as my subject, you wouldn't care about a thing other than the sound of my voice and what it does to you. I've been working with 2 lesbians (who are now a happy and extremely sexual couple) for two years now. Not once has the gender preference been an issue.

Notice that he was careful not to disclose who they were happy with?  I’m pretty sure their preference has remained the same, and he was not included…

I replied:

Wow, what an original compliment!  Perhaps we could hypnotize you and tell you that you are a lesbian, then have you answer that question your self?

Since voice will not be an issue here, now, or in the future, you are just going to have to be content with my typed words, now…

I’m sure that you would not mind it at all, going deep down and exploring, your unconscious, and feeling very relaxed, breathing deeply, and slowly now, allowing your mind to drift, just enjoying the words before your face, relaxing as you read and understand, your eyes going from side to side, still breathing slowly, and gently, allowing us to explore your unconscious ‘trans’ formation.

That's it, just relax and read, enjoying a wonderful deep breath, and letting it out slowly. Very good, now continue reading, until I inform you other wise…That’s it keep reading and relaxing, and breathing.

Enjoying your new state of relaxation, and trans formation, you imagine your breasts beginning to grow and become firm, your penis retracts slowly up to the position of a clitoris, the skin tucking itself neatly around it, your balls forming the mounds of your vagina, relaxing and enjoying your trans formation, going deeper, into your unconscious, breathing deeply and slowly, continuing to read…

Your trans formation is nearing completion, as you continue to relax and read, conscious of only the screen before you, and your longing and hunger for a woman, a woman to understand your deepest needs, a woman who knows, you are a lesbian, that’s it, relaxing and breathing, and continuing to read the screen before you…

Very good, your trans formation is complete , now, continue breathing and relaxing and reading…knowing that only a woman can satisfy your deepest needs, that only your lesbian nature can help you satisfy those needs, and answer your deepest question,  the one you asked,  why lesbian are so stuck on Dommes, as you continue to read, relaxing and breathing slowly, enjoying your trans formation, and answering your own question…

And before you begin to type your answer, remembering what it is like to be a lesbian, and why you are so stuck on Dommes, before typing, remembering to return to your collarme letter, to this letter, when you have finished, typing now… You open your word program…and type…

Very good, your typing is complete, and you are reading this letter again, still breathing deeply, and relaxing and slowly reading this text…

Your transformation complete, and no longer needed, you notice your penis is returning to its normal positions, elongating, slipping down, and becoming what it has always been, your balls extending, and returning to a comfortable position, and you no longer have a need to remember what it was to be deep in trans formation, but what you have written is still there for you to read, when you have returned to a normal waking state, breathing slowly and aware of this text, reading and returning to normal waking state,

3….becoming more aware of the rest of the room,

2…feeling content and satisfied that you have accomplished a unique task,

1…AWAKE AND ALERT

Feeling happy and content, and fully aware of your surroundings, now…

Don't you just love them hypno-DUMS???

Copy rights reserved, July ‘10

Cab’

       How goes my search? It goes as well as can be expected with a site the caliber of this one. You know, the usual stuff, 75% are horny whack offs that didn't read my profile, and would not know what to do with a slave, if she showed them, 20% are under aged and inexperienced girls that think they are Dommes, but still do not know how to get themselves off, much less some one else, and 5% are Dommes that might actually know what is up, and still lack the social skills to pull it off. But, I may be rating that last group a bit high. There are probably less than that on here.

Cab'

Here is one from another reader/ignorer of profiles, a lovely young couple waaaay down under! Maybe, there just aren't enough "Ding'os" to go around. They must grow them particularly kinky there…

Greetings pet, this sounds like just the animal We are looking for, We treat our pets as such and share space with our dog and eats with him, Our pets are expected to see to all Our guests needs no matter what they are and as such have little to no limits except the ones We impose. Write back Our pet

        Presumptuous, and ass'umptuous aren't we?  But, you and your sister do look good together!

Sorry, but I don't do doggie dinners, ordered to, or not.

I don't do guests either, no matter how many "dogs" you invite. If you would not lick their ass, why should I? 

I always have limits, whether (I love that word, "whet her") owner imposed, or not.

So, I think you’re, not so much! And, you will need to quit sniffing up my ass...

Happy doggie hunt!

        With regard,

        finecabernet

"Aaaaaand, another one..." getz a BLOCK!!!

This was a lovely letter from a 22 yo in Everett WA: “i wold like to own you body and all including your pussy first thing i want you to do is stick cloths pins on your boobs and around your clit and take a pic of you with them on and post it here”       

Dear hopeful,

Have you ever heard the term "when hell freezes over?"  Maybe you should try owning a decent t-shirt, first?

Here is what I want you to do: Take clothes pins and attach them around your ball sack and the head of your penis ("your dick" for those who don't know the medical term). Next, I want you to arouse your self and take a picture of you in the clips and post it here on collarme. Then I want you to go back to school and learn how to type with the use of proper grammar and a spell checker. After that, and when you have Mastered yourself and purchased a good shirt, then redo your profile, remembering that a Master uses capital "I", when referring to him self.  

Cab’

Good girls are really bad girls that just don’t get caught!

This was interesting:

Hello there, nice smile, is there some sunshine I can bring you to brighten your day.

(It looks like he didn’t read my profile, or even see the picture, duh!)

I have a fun date planned this morn and wonder if you can help me get primed.

(So, what is fun about this date for me?)

This lady friend is so sweet to me and just loves big ejaculations.

(And, so what Lez’bian wants that mess???)

To do this I’ll need to massage my nuts to help me blow bigger loads. And I need to have my balls loose so I can cum an enormous stream on that appreciative gal who will do my bidding.

(Ok, so it is all about his needs. But, what is there about my needs? He didn’t even ask, sniff!)

Wanna see whats gonna be getting freaky this morn?

(I don’t think so!!!)

I will definitely get off best for her if i have a sexy gurl watch me massage my nut, wanna watch it helps, and it will add to her experience, wanna help?? Cam 2 cam? HMMMM?

(ahhhh, no thanks!!! Euch!!!)

Dear Nut Sack,

     It  looks to me like that is something you should have your friend take care of for you. But, that might not work, since it is that nut sack that you call a "head" that really needs the massaging, ball brains.

Since you did not even read my profile, I'm going to take a "pass on that!"

Good luck finding your voyeur. bye!

Cab’

“ hello slave,”

Well how can any one resist responding to that?  (Excuse me while I demonstrate the fact that there is no collar on my pretty neck, and did you notice my ass, when I showed it to you?)  Ok, I am upright once again! LOL

Since “Ninja” is not a category here on collarme, nor is “Ronin”, which is actually the most correct category for me to select, “slave” has been selected as a matter of convenience.  I have been a slave in the past. But, I am not currently a slave, since my last mistress, Madoka, set me free, when she had to return to Japan. She had no one she deemed “worthy of me” to hand my leash, so she removed it. It was a sad event, none the less. But, it did not in any way assign the “right of disrespect” to any one. So , show me proper courtesy, or get lost!

I have a name, use it. Be polite, or lose it. And, if there is even the slightest hint that you think your self superior to me, then you will soon be shown how you are not!

Stupid people, are really annoying! So, show me that intelligence or don’t bother to message me.

Thanks, and apologies to all those who do treat us girls right…

Cab’

To answer your question, there are many here on collarme that can help you discover your sexuality, to explore your dark nature, and other things that you may have only fantasized about doing.

But, you do need to be selective, or you may discover the true meaning of what a "sadist" is. (Some are really evil!)

Take care, and let some one know where you are and what you are up to, should you decide to meet with some one from this web site. This is called a "safe call", it is some one who will phone you, or wait for you to phone them, at an agreed upon time, to find out that you are safe an happy with what you are doing.

Too, they will have instructions to notify the police should they be unable to reach you by phone, and tell them where you went and who you were supposed to be with.

The police do understand that some times people do these things, and they just want you to be safe and unharmed. So they will investigate if you cannot be reached by phone, and some one tells them about that.

Cab’

Retiree's Bathtub Test

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine when retiree should be put in an old age home? (My boy friend is getting kinda old)"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I get it," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon, or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

"OH!"  I replied, "I only take showers...So, that is what that thing'y is for? Are you sure, this wasn't one of them trick tests for blondness???"

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb..

(Now that's more like it !) 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head  before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.) 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work) 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of 2 football fields.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) 

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.) 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 

 (Hmmmmmm......is that the pig's secret?) 

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light..

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.) 

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. 

 (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??) 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. 

In other words, send it to everyone!

(and God  love that pig!)

Author unknown…

Geez Whizzz Guys!  I’m only gone 4 days and what do I find peeking at me? A bunch of  guy's tools, from bozos that are more impressed with their excitement, than I am!  YECH! I really do not need to see that!

So, Spank You Very Munch!

Cab'

Here is one from another “couple” that doesn’t understand, “not interested”.

Mistress here!!
I've now read your profile, blogs, etc- do you truly understand the dynamics of a TRUE D/s relationship? At your age- yes- it's natural for those that are older & more experienced to be questioning your (arrogant) attitude, if you truly know yourself, who you are deep inside, what you truly like & dislike. I spent most of my life trying to find a wife, have spent the last 36yrs resisting my Domme side while happily roleplaying as a high class escort- for those happy to pay the higher fees for such service, since I was 19yo! I'm an extremely intelligent, (life) educated, articulate, considerate, empathic, understanding & generous soul anybody could meet, with years of trauma, abuse in every form since birth (sexually abused by 2 family friends by 4yo, then my step-dad for the next 6yrs, date raped, abusive marriage, etc) BUT I'm NOT going to let ANY of that crap get in the way of me enjoying MY life now. Maybe you should settle a little, be more open to discussion & compromise, learn more about the lifestyle to decide what will work for you, etc.

Master is very pissed off with your attitude- not exactly you as We don't know you- just an extremely opinionated young female (you don't sound like a young lady or young woman- but a silly lil girl that's pretending to be grown up by giving attitude) You'll actually turn off some awesome, amazing & unique people by being SO limited in your preferences!!! I'm still searching for a wife, but Master is my best friend, my equal, co-owner of a cpl subs that we share & we have our own subs for our own use.

Just give this a little thought before you over-react & send me a nasty lil msg, PLEASE!!!!!

Yours sincerely,

*Deleted*,

Dear *Deleted*, (well, she did say,..."& send me a nasty lil msg, PLEASE!!!!!" LOL!!!)

To answer your first question, no I do not understand the dynamics, had you read the profile, you did note, “newbie”.  

I doubt age has any thing to do with questioning an arrogant attitude. But then, you fetch the attitude you create, do you not?  

Since I am just getting started, I do not yet fully know what I would like, or not. I’m pretty sure there are some things I definitely will not like.  “couples” was one of the ones I listed.

I am not “looking for a wife”. I think that homosexual marriage is an affront on both the church and state, and on the sensibilities of most Vanillas. I can be satisfied living with a partner, a mate, a special person, with out the need for an “in your face” document that will only inflame most people. Besides, too often people depend on contracts to avoid actually having to understand a relationship and make it work, honorably.

I would say that you have spent most of your life, putting your life and legal freedoms, at risk. People who do such things, are very likely not the type I need to be around. It is sad that you have been a victim in the past. And, congratulations on “not letting ANY of that crap get in your way.”

It does not follow, from your explanation of your own risky nature, why I should not have rules, guidelines, limits, nor that I should just “settle” for any thing that I do not want.  

As far as open conversation goes, approach things with respect, since I am not your sub or slave, and being one does not grant you any special privileges that you have not earned, which might be evidenced by me wearing your collar. (last time I looked, there was none there!)  

It also does not follow that just listening to you, compromising, or setting aside my standards, will teach me any thing but how your risky behavior is still bad for any one who tries that.

Since I believe that I am actually addressing “Master”, rather than “your Master”, I will state right out, that I do not give a shit what you think, nor how you feel about me, nor my "attitude." As I've stated before, you have earned no rights, what so ever, to believe that you have any power exchanged over me. And, for you to ignore that fact, is very rude. Even if you’ve not the guts to state your feelings yourself, but have to ge your slave do it for you.

I smell “male pussy”, and that stinks!

Awesome and amazing people are not so easily “put off” as you might suggest. Some may find me to be a bit of a challenge, but they will not be “put off”.  Instead, they might be a bit aroused by my very fiery nature.  

Right now, I only see a pissing match fomenting. You have yet one more chance to waste my time, or impress me with your “Masterly skills”. So, go for it Sa-MAN-tha!

Happy “wife” hunting!

Cab’

 Found this in the bulk, she was there because she is way over my mail control for weight. Seems she is not better than many of the DUMs that land there.

She wrote:

Naughty little slut,,

Too bad that I'm not seeking, or that I'm not the kind of Domme you are seeking, but sounds like you need someone with enough strength to put some of that conceited cheek into it's place, you could use a good spanking too apparently, seems that sexy ass put to a bright shade of red would do you good.  Hope the one who can give you that wanders into your life soon.

Stooooopid big AZ cow, I mean Domme,

Seeking or no, you are definitely not the type of Domme I would consider, much less seek out. 

Cheek is cheek, conceit is in the eye of the beholder. 

I doubt that your hand will ever touch the likes of my ass, much less redden it. The one that does touch my ass will be carefully selected. There will be no wandering into my life, because I have a definite direction. And, a Domme not carefully pacing, will not be able to keep up.

I replied, because it amused me to do so. You may read it or not, it matters not to me.

Cab’

Well, since y’all are just so entertaining this eve, I’m taking my top down and heading into town to grab something or some one to bite, and raise a little hell! WhooooHoo!

(down by that cherry tree…)

And we have another satisfied customer!

This one cums from a DUM in Perth…

I have read some of your journal extracts, and find inconsistencies. You state you are a newbie yet you have very conceited views. There is no difference between you and the "dry humping" "sluts". Remember and understand that. Don't for a second arrogantly assume that though they are able to get pleasure from the smallest of things almost anywhere, that they don't bath in the bliss of oneness found with a compatible partner nor should you publicly put them down as it shows your own flawed character. Or is this what you ARE trying to show? By all means put this in your journal.
Oh and another thing, your third view on a sadist.. Its crap. Thats not a sadist, thats just someone who is trying to please you by compromise. Thats makes it a vanilla being made to satisfy the need of a masochist. Domming from the bottom. Another public demonstration you are out of your depth.

DUMMY,

(Wow, he gave me "permission!" LOL)

I suppose that one is only allowed to be conceited, if they are experienced in this life style.  

Inconsistency is used to create contrast. If you are not discerning, and fail to recognize that some of the text is another writer, and some is mine, you will fail to see that I am consistent.

Do put downs always excite your sluts? Or, did a put down for your slut, get you all excited? (We are all alike you know, just dumb sluts! LOL)

So, we learn from an “experienced DUM” today, that there is no place for “compromise” in the bedroom, and that fulfilling a sub’s needs, and satisfying her, have no place in a Dom’s arsenal.

Sorry, but I disrespectfully disagree!

Depth? I have only put my little toe in the waters, and still I have made a few waves! LOL

Cab’

Major Mark must have held another local semen’ar, as the  local FL bozo’s are at it again, with their piss poor attempts at "online hypnosis." (actually Mark teaches NLP) So, look deeply into their lines, and discover the Major Bullshit, they are so full of!

Oh, the little boys, and their feeble attempts at Jedi Mind Tricks...Not, will you ever fail in your attempts!

Cab’

There seems to be an awful lot of subs in Australia these days! I guess that is not so bad, for a while they were all deaf! I answered a few of her questions here.

On Master, and Dominant:

Dominant is a general term, it is one who takes charge of a relationship situation, who expresses dominance in various ways, such as by directing a scene to a particular end,  by topping, or simply being the largest or most powerful person in the room.

Master, is a title of respect, that a slave or sub gives her Dominant, if he has earned that. It means that he has demonstrated skill, reached her in ways no other has been able to, and it also implies that he may be capable of doing so to others. If he has not learned something of value to the sub or slave, he has mastered, in reality, nothing. In its most degraded form, “Master” is the title a slave owner “demands” of his slave, in her addresses to him.

On Sadism:

First, let’s address “why it turns a Master on so much and why it is so important to push limits”.  A sadist enjoys seeing another in pain, and delivering that pain. That is how he gets off. How far can he take that pain, prolong it, and not kill or damage his girl? This is a very dangerous and heady game. 

Too, it can also be that her butt has developed a leather, and it simply takes a few more strokes than it used to, to bring her to a release of her endorphins. She has a tolerance, and that needs to be exceeded to get her to her subbie high, if she is also a masochist.  Other wise, it is just a miserable endurance test for the unfortunate slave.

Why is a Master so loving after making a slave do things? Aren't you in a loving mood, after you got what you wanted in a particular scene? And, if he is not, what is in it for the slave?  Too, she may be in such a state, after her limits have been tested or exceeded that she has to be tended and watched over for a while. She may not be able to walk, or think coherently. She may be in a very bad emotional place, or she is flying ecstatic, and is not yet grounded to her surroundings.

After you have been mastered, given an experience that took you over the top, sent you flying, or gave you a series of orgasms that were unlike any before, are you not also loving, and attendant to your Master? If not, you are in a very bad relationship!

*** The ultimate test is within the sub/slave. Is she getting what she needs and wants? Does she feel satisfied and more complete afterwards? If so, then she is being tested, her limits are being explored, in her interests, rather than just being abused by a starved/ hungry sadist while he is over indulging.

All these questions are more like an expression of my thoughts. I'm not expecting you to give me answers for them. But it might be very helpful and interesting if you do. I even might put all this in my journal.

A subbie in Australia writes:

I read your journal, and this statement is incorrect, “For women, orgasm is mental/spiritual.” (But, the touch needs to be there), at the right times, and in the right places, or all the wishful thinking, and fantasizing, just will not make it happen.

Almost any type of sexual stimulation can result in an orgasm. A woman can have an orgasm through intercourse, oral sex, or anal sex; manual stimulation of the vulva by her partner; body rubbing ("dry humping"); or masturbation. Some women can even have orgasms just by touching their breasts or by (fantasizing about sex!)…this is well documented ...

I'm not sure how what I said disagrees with her statements, but I wrote her back.

Thank you for reading my journal.  

I do recall a young lady at a bowling ally, pressed way up against the overhead machine, who sighed and melted into it a few times.  When she left, I pressed a leg up against it. And, low and behold, it was better than a vibrator!

Something was wrong with the fan and it’s eccentricities was creating a benefit for a woman with an exploratory nature. Now I cannot tell you what she was thinking while enjoying that eccentricity, because I did not ask her! LOL But, she did seem to be enjoying it, and flushed very nicely, several times!

You should put your opinion in “your” journal, because for you, this may be true, as well as for "some women". There are always exceptions to any generalization; the universe is full of variation, with much of it following a bell curve in nature. Small percentages will always be extremely different.

So keep on dry humping your animals, if that works for you!  I guess that is why some girls call themselves “sluts!” Just about anyone or any thing will work for them!   

In the meantime, I’ll enjoy the spiritual beauties, while they are still around…

Cab’

Hummm, these guys that "get-it" do not seem to inhabit my neck of the woods! I see 19 year old women claiming to be "Dominant", but can't tell me what a g-spot "O" is, nor how to go about obtaining one. There are 30 yo's that can't either! But, they are certain they are Dommes! LOL

And, I agree, once the g-spot fluids start flowing, there is a wealth of feel good that just doesn't happen other wise. And, that definitely elevates one to Goddess status in those moments, sub or Domme!

For women, orgasm is mental/spiritual. But, the touch needs to be there, at the right times, and in the right places, or all the wishful thinking, and fantasizing, just will not make it happen.

I agree, Worthiness in a Domme/Dom, cannot be self proclaimed. The slaves and subs decide who is worthy. And, putting up with less than the best, means we get the bad Poser dommes/doms, the ones that just don't "get it", the ones that think it is all about the posturing, the loud and obnoxious behavior, the meanness and very base sadistic behavior, and all of that in proliferation along with to much of it being all about their dick.

Their reputations definitely precede them, and give the ones that do "get-it" an undue degraded status.

Where are the FREAKS? I just want some one that can get down there, and help make it happen for me! And if they can, I don't care what they decide to call them self, as long as they call me, regularly! LOL

I'm not on any other sites at the moment. And, I already over tax my rural dial up, with just this one profile. I agree, there is a proliferation of ID 10 T's on this site. Some do not even aspire to that, they are just "do for me pigs".

I have a domme whining at me even now, who only sends me one liners, complaining that I do not respond as she expects. I told her "whining is not becoming of a Domme." So, how might she "better communicate her desires?" It only took us 4 emails to get to that point.

What do you want to bet, that she tells me some thing degrading for me, and does it in one line or less?

Domme/Doms both need to figure it out. Maybe some of these bimbos and sluts they have "had" in the past lacked carefully tended gray matter. But, that certainly isn't happening here, not on my profile! LOL

I have decided that I am inactive, until a real Domme/Dom shows up, actually reads my profile, and makes it clear that they have read it, and that they actually are a Domme/Dom with even the most basic skills,  of interest to me, or they will be blown off in a very rude and degrading manner!

I have run out of sympathy for those who waste my time, whine, pester, and make unwarranted demands. Being rude to you, is simply an expedient for me.

Or, I can make an example of you, and place it here. All you have to do, is provide the materials!

Let the steam whistle, and blow! Whoo hoo!

Ladies, girls, I feel your frustration!

Cab'

You have the "feminine fountain" basics now, so the rest is up to your imagination. But, in case I misread your letter, I have attached the first explanation about g-spot stimulation.

Ejaculation might not happen every time. There are a lot of things that control this. You do need to rest between tries, get sufficient fluids, and have proper nutrition. The ejaculate contains a lot of vitamins and minerals, so if you didn't put them in your body, how can they come out of your body? Fish oil in the diet seems to be very important to female lubrication, so it follows that it may be also be a component of female ejaculate. And, your time of the month can affect the out come.

Even just for a nice orgasm, you need sufficient stimulation, both mental and physical. (Isn't that why we gave up on most guys, because they just didn't take the time?) Fantasize, it is very much ok, and it helps!  Some other things to try, use oral stimulation, have a friend lick you and finger you, to produce a blended orgasm.

Some women use specialized dildos that are bent just right for that type of stimulation, glass works the best and cleans up well, but it is kind of expensive. Some use vibrators that were designed with the g-spot in mind. 

Most of all, relax. That is important for any female sexuality. And, do not be so goal oriented towards " I must have an orgasm, and ejaculation". Not all of them will be "over the top!" But, they are all good to experience. And many of these feelings can take some time to get to. (A few of you dumb dom guys can learn from that statement as well.)

Explore and enjoy, just be there to enjoy the variety of feelings and sensations that are to be had from your vagina. 

"Power to the Pussy!" 

Cab’

G-Spot Orgasms:

How sad, that you have not yet squirted from g-spot stimulation!

You should try experimenting on your self. (The rest of you boners, should you be so lucky, should try this on your girl friends.) It could take 20 minutes to an hour, so relax and be prepared to just enjoy what you are feeling. Go take a pee before you try this. And set out an old towel for you to sit on.

Your g-spot is located just inside your pussy, up, on top, it has like little ridges on it. When you are really excited, it will swell a bit. So rubbing your clit a bit helps you get warmed up. Then go inside with a well lubed finger and feel around on the ridges. Go in deeper until you are just past them and pull back down on either side. And just see what feels nothing, what feels good, and what feels what ever. (You boners will need to ask a few questions about “how does this feel?” and adjust what you are doing accordingly.)

Go up and down with your finger, pressing up a bit, what ever is comfortable for you, and what feels good, like that, for a while. You may begin to feel small swellings under the ridges, this is the glands filling up. Slide your fingers side to side over the ridges, and see how that feels.

If you start feeling like you need to pee, press down on that ridged spot with your fingers, pull your fingers forward, and just let go! Check any fluid that comes out, and you will see that it is not pee.  So, just let go when it feels like you need to pee, and push out, and you will be happy, maybe surprised, that you did!

Once you get this figured out, you can do it again, and again. First time, it could feel a bit burn'y. But it gets better, after you get your g-spot woke up a few times. Too, you do not want to hold back, like when you are preventing going pee, it will force that fluid up into your bladder, and that could give you bladder infection symptoms. So, just relax, and push it out! 

Try this a few times, and let me know what happens. (And, if it happens for you boners, give her a high five, and tell her how much you enjoyed that. Or, I am going to have to smack you up beside the head!)

Cab'

Copy Rights reserved MAR ’10  By fineCabernet

Copy and reprint, not for profit, is ok, if I am given full credits Cab’

Hummm, I didn’t notice a full moon! But, boy, the nut cases are out in bulk today! This one only speaks doggie: “bow wow wow wow wow wow wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”  And ya know what? He spelled it wrong! LOL  Maybe he should try “…ooooooooooooooooow!

Cab’

A self proclaimed dom comes to my bedroom door (sounds like a joke cumming on, right?) and commands me, “Drop to your knees bitch, and show me my due respect!” I think “ok, this is another bozo that doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground!” So, I knee his groin. And, I grab his throat and pinch in as he drops to his knees. “Are you feeling any of my respect now?” I ask. And, I only get a terrified look! When these dum’s finally get it, that it is not all about their dick, maybe they will figure out what it means to Master a woman?

Maybe, a few more of these dums need to be drop kicked to the floor, so they can figure it out? Yep, the community would be better off with out them, they damage other’s concept of our ethics, our sense of respect and decorum,  and just make them believe we are irresponsible.  You are right, they serve no purpose!

But, some times, they do make for amusing reading...

Cab’

They always seem to ask the same dumb question! "What are you looking for, seeking, etc..."

What am I looking for?  Well, right now, I am looking for a hot shower, a slinky dress, some one to put the top down on my sports car, a nice ride in the country so I get into town for an expensive meal, and some dancing for the rest of the night. Want to cum along?

Cab’

(after 4 letters with only “one liners,” some times only a few words, this “Domme” finally asked me something pertaining to me…Well I did have to reach deep to get her an answer to her vague question! )

Now we are getting somewhere... So far today, this rain is really messing up my attitude.

Both realtors have not bothered to call me with any thing to look at, in a few weeks. Yet every other realtor is telling me "there are a lot of really good deals out there!" 

One owes me money, and I have a complaint on file with the department of Real Estate on her. So, she has this idea that if she kisses my ass, that problem will disappear. (don’t ask, it was some thing I should not have eaten... ;-) It will disappear, but not until she crosses my palm with an appropriate amount of silver. However, if she stalls too long, she will loose her license. That part is out of my hands now. Out of respect for, and understanding of, her situation, I was willing to let her help me find a home, and call us even. She does not yet seem very motivated to grab that out.

The other just closed an $8k deal (on her end), so her bank account is fat, and she is just not motivated to work at the moment.

So, I have no homes to look at today, or this week. But, I am about to go dine at my favorite restaurant, and that usually brightens me up.

Because the roads are muddy, I'll have to take the truck, and not my new convertible. :0(

What am I looking for? I do not know, perhaps it is some deep, as yet undefined, need in my soul, that drives me to look.

How is your day going? What do you enjoy in/about this lifestyle?

Cab’

(OMG!!! Another biggie! These verbose letters are just killing me! )  

Her reply:

Well i hope everthing works out for you. My day is going great thank you for asking. i am looking for someone that is willing to give up all rights to me and serve me how ever i see fit for them.

"Well...isn't that SPECIAL?"  the Church Lady...

Ahhhhh..she is just looking to be "large and in charge!" Notice her lower case references to her self! She is no DOMME!

Mine:

You, and I, too, hope that every thing works out.

There is not much data there on what a great day is, for you.

TPE, giving up all rights, is a big step. In fact, it is too big for a first encounter with a stranger.  Unfortunately, being both practical and frank, even with a short term contract for TPE, I still retain all rights, and look after “what is fit for me.”

TPE is a big fantasy for many, but also a big responsibility. With me comes a great deal of financial activity, and monitoring of that. Too, I would never sign over POA for what is already mine. You would have to be one self made, wealthy individual, before I would even consider such an encounter.  

Too, you have not yet even asked me what I can do for a Mistress. Nor have you described what you can do for a slave, what pleasures there are to be had in your service, besides cleaning, laundry, and cooking. It is not that such tasks are beneath me, but that you would be wasting my potential only assigning me to such drudgery.  

Cab’

“Dolt”

according to the urbandictionary.com:

1. A mental retard that is clueless not only about current events, but also has the IQ level of a rock. "Dolt" may be the most sophisticated insult in the English language. Dolts are commonly found populating such stereotypes as jocks, nerds, and dorks.

If you are a Dom who frequently ignores “lesbian, no guys please” in a profile, you're definitely a dolt.

2. A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time. Many times they are oblivious to their own mental incapacity.

Doms who frequently ignore “lesbian, no guys please” in a profile are considered dolts because they think they can screw anyone they e-mail.

according to the freedictionary.com:

n.

A stupid person; a dunce.

[Middle English dulte, from past participle of dullen, to dull, from dul, dull; see dull.]

So, have you arrived at being “buggered off” yet? This is something a lesbian might do for a guy she is not interested in pleasing! Oversized black strap on's work very nicely, right after a guy has been beaten well beyond his "safe word". 

Now if that doesn't rile up a few of you bozos...LOL!!! 

Cab’

Hummm. I'm not sure why you have sent this to me, since I'm not a guy. But I'll give you my take on it.

1. You want to feel that a Dom selected you. So he has to make the first move. He is gonna do that romantic sweep you off your feet thing. Ya, right, only in the movies and on the Bachelor! LOL

But if you do not put out your picture, and fill in a profile, how can any thing like that happen? None of your good points, that pretty face, that mischievous smile, that excellent bottom for smacking, or your PhD in sickology, or your interest in Klingon Warriors, and bad beer and chips at game time, is gonna be known by them!

2. You do not feel that the first contact should be by you. Well, unless you are over the top, drop dead gorgeous, with a smoking hot body, many men will not feel it worth the put down, should they make contact first, and discover that your federation outlawed disrupter is now aimed at them. So the pretty ones get all the attention, even though about 90% of them know they don't have a snowball's chance in hell! (Or in your mouth! lol)

The rest of us, have it figured out, that women always make the first move. It is usually pretty subtle but it always takes place first. How is that done? You perk up suddenly when they enter the room. That low cut dress line is turned in their eyeball's direction, you smiled. You may have even laughed at some stupid joke that they made. Hell, the fact that you are even talking to them, is a pretty big invitation for that 90%.
 
If you need some more clues, Leil Lowndes "Undercover Sex Signals" will be a treasure trove for you. But I caution you, her's is powerful stuff!

Cab'

What kind of a slave am I? Excellent question! I’m impressed that you asked!

Every one assumes that I am a sex slave. WOW, do they have a few things to learn!

I suppose that you should call me a “Ronin”.  Now, if you need to ask what that is, you obviously would not know what to do with me!

Cab’

A Domme is:

Modest:

She knows her strong points and her weaknesses. She doesn’t overestimate her abilities, or suffer from delusions of grandeur. She seeks an honest understanding of her sub. She is modest and exudes humility.

Caring:

She doesn’t believe her self capable of curing any sub/slave. She befriends her potential sub before even considering a collar for her. She looks after her subs and encourages her charges to enhance them selves. She shares her expertise. She values all of her friends.

Honorable:

She has a sense of order and fairness, an understanding of HONOR. She establishes and maintains consistent boundaries.

Truthful:

She is truthful with her self and others, especially those of her stable. She will admit when she doesn’t understand something, or if something is beyond her ability.

Accomplished:

She has succeeded at the basics of life, and has specialized in some areas. She continually advances her knowledge base, and encourages her subs to do the same.

Courteous:

She shows respect to all, including her subs. She respect other’s time, space, and rights. She respects herself, and therefore she takes good care of her self.

Worthy:

She is worthy of the services her subs and charges would provide her. She is knowledgeable in many matters of BDsM. She has a genuine interest in human behavior, and in her subs. She can afford to provide any support or materials her charges might require in the performances of their duties.

A Dom, or two, might learn from this list, and be respected, as well.  It is not just all about Imperiousness, and a noisy demeanor!

Cab’

Butt suckers are sooooo, eueh, gross, both the stinky kind, and the smoking kind. Euch!  It is sooooo very unattractive, and unhealthy. Why would anyone, think a pose with butt in hand or on mouth, would be appetizing?  IF you’ve one dangling, then please pass on, bye! If you just finished licking one, gargle, and forget I exist!

Cab’

You had me at “Hello!”  Really!!! And, if you are buying that romantic crap, you can watch me shake my cigar ashes on your floor! (please, give me a second to wash off that shoe polish Groucho mustache!)

“Tell me about yourself”, I am asked that a dozen times a day, and in the most uncreative ways, even though many of my thoughts and preferences are posted in my journal …yawn…

”Be specific!” Oh my god! How imperious and commanding you are! Be specific about what? The solution to the square root of pi, that still alludes me in my head? Or, that I prefer to have my pussy licked south to north in short wet strokes, so get down there, and lick’ity split!?!  

Well thinking about that does excite me, but then you didn’t do that thinking, I did. Get creative girls, or “walk on by!”

Cab’

So, you think I have the makings of a Domme? Well, I guess, in the absence of real Dom/Dommes, “one learns how to top from the bottom,” or one learns to “do with out.”

Explain what I have gleaned from my reading?  That may take a while. Some of that is already in my journals. When questions arrive that stimulate my response, I’m sure that more will be added to my journals.

What books have I read about the BDsM life style? Some are already listed in my profile.

A book list is no problem:

“Dark Eros”, Thomas Moore

“Sensuous Magic” Patrick Califia

“A Different Loving”, Gloria and William Brame, John Jacobs

“Showing You the Ropes”, Two Knotty Boys

“Screw the Roses, Send ME the Thorns” Molly Devon and Philip Miller

"The Coporate Dominatrix" Lisa Robyn

“Protocols” Dr. Bob

“The Loving Dominant”, John Warren Ph.D.

“The Mistress Manual” Mistress Lorelei

“Master’s Manual”, Jack Rinela

“Master/slave Relations Robert Rubel Ph.D.

“Miss Abernathy’s Concise Slave Training Manual”, Christina Abernathy

“It’s Not About the Whip”  Sensuous Sadie

“Erotic Surrender the Joys of Female Submission” Claudia Varrin

“Lew Burke’s Dog Training”

“How to Make Any one Fall In Love With You” Leil Lowndes

“Body Language” Julius Fast

"SubText" Julius Fast

“The Secrets of Female Sexuality” David Shade

“Sex Secrets of Escorts”, Veronica Monet

“Advanced Sex Secrets”, Sinclair Institute

“She Comes First” Ian Kerner Ph.D.

“Sex Tips From A Dominatrix”, Patricia Payne

“Secrets of Sizzlin Sex” Cricket Richmond, Ginny Valletti

“Female Ejaculation & the G-Spot”, Deborah Sundahl

“Ecstasy Through Tantra”, Dr. John Mumford

“Just Fuck Me!” Eve Kingsley

“Improve Your Sex Life Through Self-Hypnosis” JohnKappas Ph.D.

“Imaginative Sex”, John Norman

This just happens to be what I currently have in my personal library, there are more, and of course none of my collection of erotica is listed here, only the non-fiction is listed.  

Peruse, and amuse, learn or burn, and most of all remember to enjoy your journey into the “Dark Garden”.

Cab’

“What are the 5 most important questions to ask a sub/slave before your first exchange?”  I think that is an excellent question! But, should you not be asking that of a potential Domme, rather than a potential slave?

Remember I am the beginner, you are the one claiming to be skilled in an area of interest to me. So, I will now ask you,

What are the 5 most important questions to ask a sub/slave before your first exchange?”  

Cab’

Thank you for your interest in my profile.

I agree “There are loads which you should know about a slave before anything happens...”  

Thought for the day:

Who is “fake testing” the fake testers? And, does it take a fake, to know one?

I think Arsinio would go, “Hummmmmm?” on that one! lol

Cab’

Well! I see you do not leave a message, after you have viewed someone, either! What a naughty Domme you are!

What ever happened to simple politeness, Hummm? While a girl may have “sub” or “slave” listed in her profile, this does not mean she is YOUR sub or slave. To not recognize that, and do her a simple politeness, just means that you have a few things yet to learn as a Domme. (Well many things!) Could that be why every one here on collarme, seems so fake to you? And, they just don't get you? Really!

An answer to your question in your journal... If a girl looks at your profile, and says to her self, "Oh paleeeze! Gag me with a spoon!" Then, should she write any how?

Well, just to let you know, I peeked. But this is out of a politeness that I do any one that peeks at me. The exceptions are the guys and couples that wrote, after I have already listed LEZ and NO interest in couples, on my profile. Some, I do reply to, but then they were polite, and were not attempting to solicit me.

To comment on another of your posts. A sub, slave, or bottom always has a right to limits, consent, and respect. Read your Varrin, and show that you have, or watch the girls continue to pass your stupid ass, up!

Service comes from a deep desire to please a Dom/Domme, because that Dom/Domme put that desire there, he/she earned it. And, it is not only because the Dom/Domme commanded it. So “learn to earn,” girl, or continue to see responses like, “I don’t do windows, toilets, etc…”

The ones that posted that in their profiles, are only letting you know, they have had lousy Dom/Dommes in the past. They are “opportunities” for talented Dom/Dommes to exploit. If you are doing your job as a Dom/Domme, the girls will be beggin’ to serve you, in any way you ask!

Soooooo, quit yer Queeny Bitchin!

The honorifics, and ti’tit'ulars, most women add to their pro-files "do not a Domme make", nor add to her attractions. And, in your case, the title bends gender. Unless you actually are trying to corn'fuse a girl, you may need an up grade there. While “Queen” in your title may mean you have a preference for a particular sex act, it usually means "guy in women's clothing!" Queen’ing can be listed in your preferences, and that is then covered! LOL

Still, a naughty little slave!
Cab’

But the best cabernet, is the one someone special left breathing and chilling in the stand, near a couple of fine crystal glasses, with a tray of diced cheeses, hot fresh bread and natural butter, cleaned and sliced fruits, and a bit of whipped cream, china plates, and linen napkins. And, all of this, is placed neatly with in arm's reach of that hot bubble bath or outdoor hot tub with scattered lit candles and fresh flowers, and the marvelous views overlooking the coast, or the valley.

And, with that someone special there, waiting for me, I have found these cabernets, to be the best!  

Cab'

So, how do you , “impress” me “into chatting with” you, “honey?”

For a starter, do not patronize me with such titles as “sweety, honey, babe, sub’y, slut, slave, cum dump, bitch…whatever!” I’m already “turned off”, at that point. And, I am none of these things to you! I do not  even know you yet!

While those names, “terms of endearment,” might get you slipped into my dark garden during the throws of passion, when I do not even know you, you had better get real polite, real fast, or you will come to a very quick understand the real meaning of “BITCH!!!”

This may help. It is a response, posted in my journal, (ya, ya didn’t read it before ya wrote me, did ya?) to a guy who was trying to chat with me, but not getting any where. He finally asked, “how do I get women interested in me?” So, I told him, after I went and actually looked at his profile and journals, the following:

“Write something about your self, sans the braggadocio,  that shows you are a neat person to know, with a real and happy life, and not your run of the mill creep with a new whip, and who hasn't been laid in ages.

Describe your idea of a romantic evening. And, if it clicks with some one, maybe they will take a peek, and leave a few bread crumb trails for you to follow. Learn how to check out your bulk mail, and view your "who's viewing me?", and clean them both out regularly. That is were the crumbs usually are.” (pun intended!) Most of them will be “crumbs”, but a few gems may be found in the dirt. Maybe, you got your mail control sights set too high???

And, it helps to write more than one line while you are “chat’ing a girl, up.” The emphasis is on “UP!” She wants to be elevated by your conversation, not dragged down by your bummed out nature! Write in a way that shows you have actually read and understood her profile. And, that you are aware of her needs and wants. If she is not interested in your brand of kink, or guys, then you are probably wasting your time by writing to her. Duh!!!

Beyond that, I can only recommend that you read any thing that you can find, written by Liel Lowndes, I'd start with "How to Talk to Anyone", and I'd also get busy on "Undercover Sex Signals". Then, you will actually know who is  interested in your conversation, and who you will be wasting your time on. That is, once you understand how to actually carry on a conversation! That last one will also give you a few clues about how to let some one know that you are interested, in a very sexy and inviting way.

And, if you really want to be Domme  ‘ineering, then take a look into “NLP.” A good start is "How to Make a Man Fall in Love with You." by Cabot. Do not be deceived by the title! NLP works very well on women, also! ;0)

Jesus Christ! And, you jokes are calling your selves "Dom’s, Dommes, Masters, and Dominatrix’s", when you don’t even know these simple things??? Then what in the hell have you “mastered,” really?  

“On the rag again...” and showing it! lol

Cab’

Just a few lines to let you know I'm not feeling very sexy at the moment. I think I have the flu, and I am miserable! My eyes are watery and I'm sneezing and coughing up a storm. But not to worry, you cannot catch this over the internet! lol  So, I'll look at your letters again when I can see better, and write you then, but it may be a few days. Mean time I'm headed to bed, right after I finish this  Echinacea tea. I hope you are feeling much better than I am. Hope to see you all on line in a few days.

Cab' 

Wow, are you one of them race car angels? What is the red one, a supercharged Firebird or a Plymouth, circa 60’s? I could not figure out that convertible, what was that?

My dad was a motor head. He always had something stripped down in the garage, working up some real horse power on her.

Personally, I do not like grease under my nails, and all that technical stuff makes me dizzy.  But, he did help me figure out were the oil stick was, and how often to keep that changed out. He has promised to tweek a few more horses out of my new convertable for me, if it ever gets out of the shop from a warranty repair on the electrical systems. :0(

I’d rather play on the computer, than tinker a car. And, when I get bored, go drive a fast car, with my top down.

Well girl, unless you are seriously into sucking silicon, “suck my dick” will not mean much to you, cumming out of my mouth!  But, I can pull your hair, and yell “faster, faster!” while you are lapping my little clit.  And, I’d have no problem, showing your fine ass a skid mark, or two, smoking you with my rubber cock. Or, showing your juicy little coochie some fingering, licking, and southern "fried" fun!

So, have you acquired a riding crop, some high top boots, and a sexy corset? (Ohhh, I just wet myself, thinking about you wearing that!!!)  What kinds of things are you going to do to me as a Dominatrix?

And, if you like it both ways, you are one of them special girls, they call a “Switch”.

Have you ever fantasized about the whole pit crew lining up by that glory hole? (Spank me! I’m being naughty now!!!)

I’m glad you enjoy my journals...

Do you need a naughty little sis? LOL

Cab'

Just so you know…

It is not about rudeness, well maybe it is, at least not on my part, but if we have not chatted a few times, it is very likely that I will turn down your friend’s request.
 
I take my friends seriously, so shouldn’t you, too?