Yes means yes – the power of positive negotiation.

An Ode to the Dick Pic, in the style of Dr. Seuss

I can’t take credit for this – it is from a post on .com https://.com/users/2791387/posts/2549955

and is shared here as an explanation of why I don’t post dick pics

Just say NO to the dick pic, shout "Not me, not today!
I am not just a penis, I’m a person I say!”

An original poem by HisWantonKitten

In the world that is you’ll see many things,
lots of boobies and buttholes, and even cockrings.
There are people all tied up and twisted in rope,
things that make you say “OH YES”, things that make you say “NOPE."
But whatever your kink, be it piercings or pee,
it’s a happening place, as I’m sure you’ll agree.

On you’re free to let kink flags fly,
be you straight gay or lesbian, transgender or bi.
From new york to peru, from london to france,
all across this great site, people are dropping their pants.
And in this crazy place you can also make friends!
You can find people just like you, of all different blends.
And it’s oh-so-exciting to make a new link;
meeting new people is great — don’t you think?

So when you wake up some mornings to see that little red note,
telling you someone has loved what you wrote -
they checked out your profile, they read the WHOLE THING,
and now they want to be friends?! Such joy you could sing!

But sometimes upon clicking that crimson request,
your head shakes and you sigh, dropping chin to your chest.
You’ve seen it before, and you know it by name:
the dick profile pic — in all it’s glory and fame.

If you’ve been here a while, you’ve no doubt seen it all.
The thick and the thin, the tall and the small...
The yellow dicks, brown dicks, the black, tan and white,
the floppy ones, hard ones, and ones that curve to the right,
uncircumcised ones with their turtlenecks hanging,
and bound ones with bells or heavy weights clanging.

You’ll learn SO many nicknames for dicks; here’s a few:
There's penis and cock, to cross off the main two.
Then there’s joystick and johnson and hammer and prick,
Pecker and rooster and weiner and stick.
The head and the balls, the shaft or the junk,
All they want in the world is to fill you with spunk.
The cum viper, the wood, the drill or the dong,
The love sausage, tinkle-tail, pork sword or schlong.
The popsicle, lollipop, the philly cheesesteak,
And lest we forget, the one-eyed trouser snake.

But whatever you call it, it’s still just a dick,
And it’s there in your inbox, waiting for you to click.

There are dicks inside ladies, and ladies with dicks,
dicks chock full of needles, made into prickly pricks!
There are pretty dicks dressed up with ribbons and bows,
and sissy dicks stuffed into panties and hose.
There are subby dicks squished into tight metal cages,
and dicks stuffed up with rods in increasing gauges.
Some dicks are GORGEOUS, ones deserving of pride,
that given the chance I would totally ride.
But regardless, I end up selecting “reject”,
no matter how large or how strong or erect,
for I want to friend people, isn’t that why we’re here?
Last time I checked, genitals don’t lend a good ear.

Though all dicks are different, they’re at once all the same.
They’re all dicks who saw you, maybe jacked off and came,
And then they hit “ADD FRIEND”, unaware their impression
would be this boxed phallus with crappy compression.
Real life is full of real dicks, do we need them here too?
So take a moment to change it! Try something new!

“But wait!” men exclaim, “What about you ladies too?
With your pictures of pussies, some dripping with goo.
I see thousands of pics showing nothing but tits,
or intimate close-ups of well-shaven slits!
How is this fair?!” Well poor buck-o, it’s not.
Most chick pics are hot, and most dick pics are not.
And honestly when are you sad, let’s be blunt,
to find a request from some boobs or a cunt?
I’m fully aware dick pics get a worse rap,
but there’s just something weird about seeing guys fap.

Now I don’t mean don’t post them at all — do feel free!
But must it be your PROFILE, for the whole world to see?
If we’re interested I promise we’ll click through your pics,
and we’ll seek out your wonderful, fabulous dick.
We may even “love" it, or comment to say
how we’d love to be pleasuring it in some dirty way.
But let us come to IT, let us take the lead please,
and you might, you just MIGHT, get us down on our knees.

So take my advice, fellow perverts and stand!
Join now together, virtual hand into hand.
Just say NO to the dick pic, shout "Not me, not today!
I am not just a penis, I’m a person I say!”

-HWK

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To all of my readers, whether you liked this or not,
I truly loved writing it - I did! Quite a lot!
So if you finished and felt anger stir in your chest,
Please try to remember it was written in jest.
If you do leave a comment, and if you have the time,
I challenge you to leave your comment in rhyme :)

She thinks this will be easy – kneel and give a vigorous blow job. Allow me to tie her, satisfy myself and be done; she could not be more wrong.

Controlling her body is simple – a few ropes or tape, anyone can do that; it’s her mind I’m after. A vigorous blow job can be bought on a whim: but a woman limp and mentally surrendered, mouth hanging open because she can no longer tell pain from pleasure is what I’m really after. Only then will I choose to satisfy myself with her body and she will be released and allowed to compose herself.

I start slow; let her steadily fall into sub-space. I allow her to keep her clothes on to start, she is instructed to kneel, knees apart, arms on her legs – palms up. I instruct her to be honest – to tell me her dark desires. She wants to be spanked; she has a good ass for that. She says she wants to be tied, enjoys outfits. She says she’s likes forced repeated orgasms and wants to be bossed around she says she wants to please me and is willing to do something I like just to try it…a good start.

She did not say if she was OK with blind folds or gags – nothing shows trust and surrender like giving up one of your senses to me. She says she likes to be vocal but is OK with being blind, I tell her not to abuse the privilege of speaking to me by being bratty or demanding, she nods in understanding.

The scene is set – the introductions having been made – we have an understanding of each other and what we both want - we begin the dance of dominance and submission, I take the lead.

Asses look nice when framed by a corset – so I tell her to get cleaned and dressed with only a corset as her outfit – I tell her I expect her hair to be done up and her face made up. I tell her to present me with her favorite vibrator – she does, it takes AA batteries – I plan on getting extra’s to be sure it has enough juice to outlast her again and again. I tell her that I will return in an hour so we can begin.

…an hour of anticipation, of patiently waiting…I prepare my ropes – pick a fine leather glove to spank her with and warm her up…set aside a crop and paddle…I’ll make her choose between them…after all, she will be free of a gag…I get the extra batteries…I decide she will wear a hood instead of a simple blind fold…

I return and find her hair in pig tails, she has eyelashes on and a black leather corset – she is seated on a hard wooden chair – she looks up at me…her first mistake…eyes always down cast…

I order her to look down – address me as master – only speak when spoken to, I tell her to stand up and turn around, and she does.

I was right; her ass does look nice framed by a corset, it will look even nicer red and marked, but first things first, she must surrender her sense of sight to me, show her submission, begin letting me into her mind. I rest the hood on her exposed shoulder and tell her to put it on. I secure the buckles of the mask and then lower her to her knees. Hands tied behind backs go numb to quickly – end scenes to quickly – instead I have her raise her arms above her head and tie her forearms together at the elbow – simple and effective – she give a quiet moan of anticipation and excitement. I tell her to place her forehead on the floor.

I put on my leather glove and begin to touch her ass then smack 1. She startles slightly opening her legs but then settles back down. I watch her body language closely – it’s my intense attention to her body that is causing her mind to go wild, to surrender to my will and demands. I spank her again and again. As her ass reddens and her endorphins build I tell her to choose – crop or paddle, she chooses the crop.

Enough spanking and pain – time to confuse it with pleasure – I can see why this is her favorite vibrator – it has a pair of plastic wings that holds her open leaving her clit nowhere to hide. She forgets to ask permission to cum – her second mistake. As punishment she will be forced to orgasm again, and again. The pleasure has gone into the realm of over whelming. She is getting light headed and cums again. She tries to collect herself and realizes it will only stop if she asks permission to cum first. Third time is a charm – between hyperventilating she remembers to beg and ask. She is denied and spanked again. Finally, her body has totally relaxed into the scene – she is no longer tense and taught – she is surrendered – unable to tell pain from pleasure – she is given the third orgasm she was begging for.

Having captured her mind – having helped her surrender her body I decide on what she can do that will please me. I lift her limp form to her knees. I remove the hood and return to her the sense of sight but promptly take from her sense of speech. I use her mouth for my own pleasure, she does not resist, she is no longer vigorous or thinking this will be easy or quick, she is surrendered and used for my satisfaction.

The scene is over – I untie her and let her breathe – I escort her to the couch and lay her down. I touch her face and hair and can see in her eyes…we will get to play again…

Step 1 – don’t have your dick as your avatar

Step 2 – spell check / grammar check / speak in complete sentences that avoid mentioning your dick or any of specific body parts of the person you’re contacting

Step 3 – State your reason for contacting them (which I hope has nothing to do with your dick or any specific body part of the person you’re contacting)

Step 4 – Introduce yourself and give a brief deion of the reason for your communication (saw your writing on K&P, loved the picture you posted, it was nice to meet you at the munch, etc…)

Step 5 – if their profile (which I hope you took the time to read) contains relationship statuses or rules and requests – acknowledge them in your message and respect them

Step 6 – End by thanking them for their time and wish them well on this one crazy life we get to live

Step 7 – if you don’t get an instant response etc…don’t then violate rules 1-6 because your ego is too fragile to handle it – they could well be out of town, busy or many other things….

Step 8 – enlightenup – enjoy some 69

Signed – a guy who has made many friends online and gone onto meeting them in real life and enjoyed the time / play / experience of it and hates having to read again and again how people treat each other online….