I'm a naturally dominant woman and this all comes naturally to me, and I would be criticized if it didn't. Yet I constantly get messages from subs who have no fucking clue what to do and I'm expected to be alright with this?

Found the most comfortable body pillow... someone whack $50 into a Paypal account and give me it so I can buy it.

Have a $40 gift picked out for myself. Need someones Paypal/card details to pay for it. Get those pre-paid's ready.

Can only accept Amazon giftcards presently. Send 'em on in to empressalexis@hotmail.co.uk

I fucking LOVE doing cam sessions.

Oh my god I am laughing so fucking much right now. Just did my first "ignore cam." A gentleman approached me, and sent me the code to a £10 Amazon gift voucher. I said to him, I do not go on cam unless you purchase a minimum of 10 minutes at £20. He agreed. I then asked what exactly he wanted, as he did not have a cam and I do not strip or what have you. I am a lady. He told me to do whatever I want. So I did. I whipped out Origin of Species and re-capped through my favorite chapter for 10 minutes. I tried so hard to hold back my smile but I just couldn't. I glanced up at the chat every so often to see him BEGGING for my attention. He was typing messages as fast as he could. I tried so hard not to burst with laughter. If any one else would like me to ignore them on cam and give me a right old laugh, get in touch.



I copied your profile and journal and sent it to PayPal and Amazon, aren't I just a cunt, you rancid little pig whore.

I can feel the force of the copy and paste tearing me apart right now <3 Fucking idiot.

User etm123456789 is yet -another- fake. This one is the dumbest yet. Will send you an email, literally with just "Payment Recieved" and "____ sent $_____." written on it, assuming you're fucking retarded. They will most likely delete their account, but watch out for any similar usernames or whatever.

Currently available for ignore and cam sessions. Done via Skype. £20 for 10 minutes, £50 for 30 minutes.

Need holiday money. Cough it up bitches. Also offering sessions right now.

Honestly just read a profile by a mandom that said, "Remember - I am a true dominant male. (May be willing to switch under the right circumstance however.)" ???? Really it should of read... "Remember - I just want sex. I will do whatever you want for it."

Absolutely need to visit LA.

Need a doggie credit card to buy tickets for a show RIGHT NOW! Any dog that steps up will just be my favorite one forever.

Who wants to pay for one of my boyfriend's Minecraft server? Ha.

Doms who "treat their slaves like animals"... you whip, spank and cum in the faces of your house cats then?

Absolutely fucking pissed off. Just lost about £140. Got conned by some absolute little cunt on eBay. I sold them my old iPod, they pressed un-received item, they somehow won. They now have both the iPod and the money. THEN eBay charged me £14 in sellers fees. For listing one item, that they original said would be £1+ to list. I don't even have enough in my account to pay off that fucking £14, and now their bastard debt collectors will hound me once more. Actually fucking upset about this.

I now have a website! http://empressalexis.webs.com/

Currently offering an Ignore line. Beg and whine all you want, all you'll hear is me tidying up and laughing at how pathetic you are. Call via Skype. $1 a minute.

"Why didn't you reply to me, Empress?" - A journal by Empress Alexis.

There once was a hypothetical slave boy named Steve. He stumbled across Empress Alexis' profile on collarme.com. "Oh my!" he yelled, in sheer excitement. Oh no, but in his excitement, he forgot to read her profile! He continued to message her. "May I serve you, Mistress?" Send. Days passed, he noticed she had in fact read the message long ago, yet did not reply. Why?

Why? You're a fucking idiot. Its stated - EXPLICITLY - on my profile how you can serve me. Seriously how fucking stupid can one fucking cock get?! And then we get to "Mistress." Do I look like some "bit-on-the-side" affair, do I? No. I'm an Empress.

Steve never came to accept his errors. Being a stubborn, cock driven little whore, he never saw his own faults. He decided to message her once more. You see, Steve was old. Quite old. Let's say 55? years of age. Eventually he figured, "well, it must be my age that has deterred her from my bountiful self! I will clarify this!" He then messages her, highlighting his age, and how he is not worthy - due to that.

I don't give a fuck what age you are. Seriously. As long as you're not a fucking kid I don't care if you're 18 or 800. It's a number to me. Don't use this as an excuse for one second.

After another period of time passed, Steve knew something else was up. He decided to finally read her profile, to check if she had died. Or posted her tits. It then clicked in his little mind, that she was a financial domme! He did not hesitate, and rushed immediately to let her know how this affected him. "Oh Mistress, I cannot afford you, but I do wish I could." He found himself blocked from that point on.

Fuck off. Seriously. You're wasting BOTH our time messaging me this bullshit. If you wish you could that fucking badly, get off your fat ass and work it off for me. Otherwise, move on and whine elsewhere.

95% of the mandoms I've seen are old, crippled, wrinkled, disfigured, horridly unattractive pitiful men. Jesus Christ it must be slim pickin's for female subs.

Really fucking fed up. So many useless slaves and cheap sluts constantly bombarding me, where are the ATMs that want to be milked dry, forced to entertain, then tossed aside until I next want them?

Any one of you dogs gonna buy me and my boys a few copies of Mortal Kombat? Send me the cash to my Paypal :)

I need new bedding. Fancy bedding truly is the sign of an Empress. http://empressalexis.livejournal.com/5278.html

Need spoiled. A lot. Now.

I was considering something today. Whilst talking to some of my friends, one had mentioned he was forbidden to go out with us, as he had to spend time with his girlfriend. This aroused much taunting from some of the other boys, implying that his girlfriend was the "man" of the relationship and he was the "female." I asked why this was, all she had done was exert some control over him (extremely mild at that) yet was being catagorized as masucline for this? It makes me wonder if ultimately dominance will always be seen as a "man's job." Because of my dominant energy, growing up I often got "she must be a lesbian" "she mustn't be feminine at all" when both these statments are both FAR from the truth! I am just as feminine as any other girl, I probably dress much more effeminate than any submissive girl, paying extreme detail to appearance. Yet for some reason, because I seize the control I should, I'm envisioned as trying to emulate a "man's" position, rather than being a truly dominant woman. With some of the most intelligent species in the world having matriarchal colonies, why do the gender ties remain?

Updated my profile. :)

Wishlist. http://empressalexis.livejournal.com/3764.html

I was considering getting a pair of leather trousers, but now I think I'd prefer latex. So much tighter. Which one of you lucky dogs is going to buy me them?

Extremely displeased with all of you dogs at the moment. I am going completely unspoiled. I have been longing for a 3DS, holiday money and so many other things. But I am going totally unsatisfied. I can't believe I am forced to be unspoiled. I am so fucking ashamed of all you losers.

To celebrate Easter, I want all subs so send me a photo of themselves in their prettiest panties with "I bark for Empress Alexis" scrawled on their upper thigh. Whether you're into financial domination or not, you should recognize my perfection enough to worship me.

Idiot dominant men, can you not FATHOM for ONE SECOND that a lil' lady like me can hold her own? Why be so angry that I am superior to you? I am sick and tired of getting abuse from male dominants on this site. You are idiots. Meat headed, pin cocked idiots. This is not to say all of you scum, there are many admirable intelligent dominant men, unfortunately the only mendoms that wish to contact me are the ones who's mothers did solvents whilst pregnant with them. If you are so threatened by my dominance - ignore me. Any more abuse from mendoms will be instantly blocked. Those who wish to spread lies about me are just revealing to everyone that deep down they are little high school girls wanting to gossip for the attention of others and that gets me wet. :)

Been on this site for a little while, already so many LOSERS messaging me. Some real cheap pigs. I'm laughing so hard, some men are actually even LESS useful than most. I didn't know that was possible.