Elflingsexypants


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	About Elflingsexypants Hi.. I'm elflingsexypants. I've used collarme before but i thought a nice spring clean to wipe away to cobwebs would be in order. I'm a submissive female looking for experiences of play and people. Submissive, dominant,bisexual, switch. I don't really mind. Mine are on the right... ready for sucking, pulling and milking if i can. All the people on my friends list i've met in real life. I'm looking for a POKE( Partner of Kinky Explorations), are you the one ?

Hello again dear reader...

The experimenting has been going great. This is something i'm doing for myself. I was ill for a few weeks so i'm had to stop pumping. I'm back on track and atleast i'm still producing drops of colostrum each time.

I've had quite a few memo's of interest. People wishing me luck. I had a memo from a man i know this morning, he tried to offer his advice..lol.. Do you seriously think i'd do this without research? Some men think they know it all, even to the point of pointing me in the direction of another profile.

My experiment is exactly that "mine". If i succeed great, if i don't atleast i tried "my way", and i might, just might, look for advice in where i went wrong, but not until then. My research has been extensive enough and chat on a panfan forum for pointers from fully lactating nurse maids.

So as i said, i'm back on track. I'm going on holiday soon for 2 weeks so will have to pack me pump and get some time in the mornings and nights... It's a shame i can't be more dedicated, but i am a working mum after all.

Keep your fingers crossed, be seeing you in a town near you....

Lovely, lovely, milky, milky!!!!

Hello dear reader.. well I'm just over a week into my lactation experiment and things are coming along quite nicely.

I've been using the breast pump 4 times a day and taking the fenugreek.

My pee smells of Fenugreek and i've been leaking colostrum from both nipples so far. I wonder what's in store next week?

Elflingsexypants X

Good day dar reader... Well today was another productive day. I bought a breast pump, fenugreek tablets, nettle and fennel teas, to help aid milk production.

I really hope i can lactate after all these years.

Anyone want to feed? Hehehe.

Will keep you posted on my progress.

Wow, dear reader. What a brilliant day i've had.

I have pierced nipples and have taken them out for my lactation experiment and so far they'v exceeded my expectations.

I have a brilliant cupping set and thought i'd start there then work up to an electric breast pump.

After todays events i don't think ill be needing the electric pump..hehe

My left breast after cupping oozed this discoloured clear like liquid on 3 occasions.

Easy as she goes... Keep your fingers crossed for me. I'm off to the local health food shop to buy some "fenugreek", which is said to help aid breastmilk supply ...yummmm

Elflingsexypants

I may have touched another nerve with someone here(well nothing new in that). The guy who stood me apparently was stood outside the venue i was attending... Why didnt he just come in. The party was inside afterall?

I think he's trying to make me feel guilty for his OWN shortcomings. Shame.

I haven't had much luck with men around these parts. Well i'm not giving up. There is someone out there who'll turn up when i least expect it, but in the meantime i'll keep my journals going with thoughts, quotes and stories of my comings and goings of collarme.

Elflingsexypants signing out for now .... down but never ever out.

I'm an eternal optimist and life is good. The summer is upon us and things are happening in other places which bring a huge smile.

xxx

Well Dear Reader.. Life here on the boards of collarme haven't been fruitful as yet.

I've chatted to many and was let down by one and stood up by one and one having a female groupie who's sucked in to his ways, methods, whatever you want to call them.. total manipulation is what i call it.

Anyway.. there are some great people here to. Some i've known for a long time, some a few months.

I just wanted to dedicate this journal to all the good people. The people who are what they say on the tin.

The people who don't hide behind the computers, who talk the talk and walk the walk.

This is for the people who understand that The scene" means that "The Scene" is different for everyone.

I was recently stood up because i was " too scene", whatever that means.

Oh, well .. here's to my friends and hopefully some new and maybe, just maybe a potential mate.

Elflingsexypants

A few little questions to pose for today's reader.

Why do people hide behind de-activated profiles?

Do they have something to hide?

What if they give the feeble excuse that their not looking? Why can't they say " NOT LOOKING" on their profile?

Any decent enough answers, much appreciated.

Elflingsexypants, the 5 foot wonder.x

I had such a brilliant time in Manchester. I always do, which is why i'm thinking about moving there.

The FAB cafe is a cool place. A Tardis,cybermen,dalek,space ships and tons of memoribilia. They had over 30 people in attendance which was really good for the first one :).

I also had a most amazing text from an ex Mistress of mine, it made me giggle my head off and start a debate amongst my friends.

Is a jaffa cake a biscuit or a cake ..lol I found out some interesting info.hehehe

Normal service will resume shortly... watch this space..

Elflingsexypants

Good evening reader... I've had a brilliant day off work. Firstly i had a doctors appointment which i'm pleased with the outcome.

I had a pamper session this afternoon with new hairstyle( urchin, elf like, crop). I also had coffee and cake with a workmate.

I've also been chatting with friends and have recieved some real nice mail in support of my recent journals.

You win some, you lose some. I won't lose sleep over recent happenings.

I have other fabulous things to look forward to this weekend. I'm munching in Manchester and partying afterwards on Canal street( yipee).

We were going to be staying indoors for party but changes will always happen. We always have fun anyway and where ever we are.

I feel a song coming on ....

Elfling x

Good Morning, dear reader.

Well i've had 9 hours free of the butch bitch frank and the de-actived profiled person.
Thank god for that.!!!!

Anywy... I do love CollarMe.. they have some of the most amazing people.

I had a request to be friends with a couple this morning. I rejected it because i don't know them. The people on my friends list are people in know in real life.

I told them so and they went in the huff and deleted me.

What were they expecting...me on knees begging for friendship?

I don't think so.

Elfling. x

Hello again dear reader... In reply to my last journal the poor male in question has hurt my feelings... awww... everybody say awww..

He had to text me after bombarding me with mail all day. I have 2 sitting there and i know that the content will be twisted and blown out of context. I'm not innocent in the slightest. I did tell the male in person he was a prick and a few other choice words and phrases. I won't be walked over or talked to like a piece of shit. His butch bitch, frank, only has his side of the story and copy and paste shit that is more than likely fabricated.

"The text read... You are laughable-you used insults first-you stirred-you embraced lies-have fun you sick bitch".

It looks like i touched a nerve... hey ... the guy is history. I just had to write on how BROKEN this man is... or is BROKEN another name for FUCKED UP CRAZY DUDE?

If i continue to be harrassed by his butch bitch frank and his mysterious de-activated profile i might have to delete this and start again, which is a shame because i've so enjoyed writing my journals.

This could be the last one....

Elfling.

What do you do when a dom has serious mental health issues?

What do you do when everything is twisted to make you the bad one?

What do you do when these mental health doms have fmale friends who'll defend them to the end, when they really don't know, what's being said,written and only getting half the truth?

What do you do when your being bombarded by mail which is inflamatory?

Petty bitch, chickenshit,sly, liar and coward are some of the words written to describe me.

What do you do when the person can still send these mails whilst the profile is de-actived ?

I personally don't want anything more to do with this man as he twists everything in his favour and you look the bad person, so what is one to do? Obviously i'll be ignoring any further correspondance from him and his bitch, but why are these people allowed to hide behind de-actived profiles.

Elfling x

Hello Reader. I'm not going to slag off CM here. It a great place for entertaining and in the entertainment business we always need a hypnotist to be part of the show. We see these claims, and i suppose there are legit people out there. How do we know this for sure though ?

There is one here who professes to be knowledgable on this subject and offers submissives to be hypnotised by him, not for sexual purposes, but he can offer you unlimited orgasms.

Hmmm, picture this .... Your a submissive female and this profile appeals greatly. You chat,his words, what you so want to hear. Why won't the other men on this site be as gentle and caring as him?
His words are special he makes you feel special and you pluck up the courage to meet.

Your still taken by his words, your under his spell, he hypnotises you, what happens while your under, is this consensual or unconsensual?

What i'm questioning is, even although you've given permission to be hypnotised are you also giving permission for what happens while your under?

Personally, this rings very loud alarm bells. How do you know they've not taken advantage? Because they say they are professional? Because they have such a way with words?

Stay away from these people. They hook you in and spit you out like a piece of shit. They should all be banned from CM in my humble opinion.

ETA>>>>> He's more than lilkely practising against his code of ethics.

This is a bdsm site and hypnotism has no part.

Elfling x

Good Morning dear reader...Yes, it's a bit early for me and my journal writing antics, so i'll blame it on you, yes you, the one who's put a huge smile on my face :), you know who you are.

So yes, further to my last journal re.. "Old Guard" and The " Chateau Neuf de Paps" as i like to call them. I was thinking. How much does it cost to go on one of these courses?

They are trained in those ways, so there must be some money involved, unless the do it for the "art" ?

My friend descrbed the senario of these "special people", people being dressed in Monk like robes, being taught how to flog, cane, etc. Shame they didn't teach these type manners or compassion.

Seriously though... where do these people get off... we have the Old Guard, the fucking Gorean lot and tossers looking for slave meat.Who in there right mind would give there all to this type of character. They are nothing, they are predators and nothing else. They feed off the weak. I know what i'd do to them but that' another story. :P

Elflngsexypants x

Hello Reader.... Nice to see you here, it's been a while. It's holiday time you see and i've been away or otherwise occupied with lots of wonderful tales to tell.

The story i'm going to tell today is a short but sweet conversation i had with someone who calls themselves, """Old Guard""".The guy is 49yrs old so can't be.. not really. Well we all know that OLd Guard is the NEW guard. He told me quite abruptly that he was trained in the Old Guard... it sounds like some top secret military operation to me..

I went on to ask him if being trained in the "Old Guard" , was the same as being "Chateau Trained", yes, watch out for that one newbies.. They are all lies... lies i tell ya. I'd like written proof please. If anyone here on CM can give me legit info about the "training of the old guard"or being trained in the "chateau" way ... it does sound like some wine tasting experience to me.. but i'm only an ickle submissive woman who knows nothing.( big smile)

Have a nice day reader.

Elflingsexypants

The male dominant pictures not just here on collarme, but on alt and IC to, show men handling canes, floggers, arms across chest, trying to look all macho and manly.

What happened to just being a dominant man and using your mind? What happened to see the true you.? Or do you hold on to your floggers and canes all day and that's your normal pose?

Just a thought... Elflingsexypants :)

Oh, before i go ... I've had a reader from aussie land comment on my journal, he reckons i'm not submissive due to the content in my journals...Maybe he fits into one of my rants and he's pissed off... hey, being a submissive doesn't mean keeping your mouth shut when you have something to say.

Good morning dear reader.... Oh my..I've had another one... yes a weirdo dom, well he calls himself a dom. I think he called himself an expert at obediance training and i questioned it,purely because i've seen what he's written and by all accounts from friends who've met him real time. He's the kind that can talk the talk but not walk the walk.

So yes, where was i... Yes he sent me memo or maybe i did. I sorta know this person from another bdsm site i'm a member of. I've seen what he's written on different subjects, he's had some experience, but in my opinion from reading his blogs and replies to threads, he lacks tact and he' one of these doms who want's it all in the first few meets. Poor sub, well his last one didnt last too long, i could feel it in me waters..hehe.
We chatted here on collarme and he sent a pic which differs in a big way from the other site. He's a bit of a "Weeble". in size, which doesn't fair well for me personally. Everyone has there own preferences and nah, he didn't wet my whistle, so to speak.

We chatted until the fateful pic arrived and i didnt bother contacting him again. If i'm interested in you i'll send memo's, but if you don't, well i'm not interested, simple really. I don't have to justify myself because i don't reply.

Men are so paranoid. They think because they call themselves dominant they demand respect from the off.... it's earnt guys and if you don't get a reply dont get too upset about it, that's life.. :) It happens to us all.

Elflingsexypants signing off for now.. :)

I know that not all men on this site lack intelligence, some are nice, well rounded dominants, but they are quite few and far between.

Oh yes, where was i..

I had a memo from a male member and this is how the conversation went..

HIM ....Hi, where in Scotland are you....
ME...Scotland, I don't tell complete strangers where i live.

HIM......Big area, i'm from the borders, are you looking or just online playing.

ME.....Why on earth would anyone consider online? Really, why would they?

I've been practising bdsm for yrs and online role playing doesn't even hit the spot.

Thanks anyway.. but no thanks.

HIM ....Thought so just another one no interest in meetings like most in here now ..

Here ends the conversation. I'm seriously gobsmacked. This is meant to be a man who's profile reads .. domme bi male... now that's just a laugh in itself...

Where on earth did it say i was interesting in meeting him?

I know we have to put up with the werido's but they are so entertaining. bring it on .. :)

When did chatting to somone in messenger, translate into a full blown this is me, this is you kinda relationship ?

I've been chatting to someone who lives near-ish to me. He seems a real nice person, but, he wants me to open up straight away, why?

I know what i want from within a bdsm relationship, what i experience, who knows. That's for the meetings in the flesh, the talking openly in the flesh, to see the real you and me.

I'm like a flower in many respects. I'm closed at the beginning but once i've fed and watered and know i'm being looked after, i blossom gradually and into something amazing.

It's a pity too many want to rush this process and can't see the potential in waiting and listening or maybe learning.

Am i asking for too much?

The Master Conundrum>>>>>>

I find most of my material from the people who view my profile.

One thing i find and can't understand where it originated from is this style of profile writing ...
"you'll be punished and disciplined. I will decide all that you do.... You then get the next line, which usually reads... I'm fair but strict.....HMMMM

How is it fair that i'd have no say in your decisions.
Why do so many men want a full on D/s or M/s relationship within first meet.

The kind of relationship they speak of takes a long time. Why the rush anyway, D/s is an exploration of all senses, these should be used with an open mind and heart.

IMHO

Elfling x

Hello dear reader.. Well my adventures in London went splendidly.. Also a visit to Camden market made my stay a fab one.

Well, i bet you've all been waiting for baited breathe for my next journal installment.

I have a few questions to ask and would really appreciate, real legit answers, if possible.

Ok.. Here goes..

Question one.. When did a good old fashioned fuck become a bdsm activity?

I see too many men on here looking for just sex.. I say fuck off and find a vanilla dating site and leave this website to the people who really want bdsm.

Question two... Is it possible to have an online 24/7 TPE relationship?

I'm too scared to give my personal answer..LOLOL It speaks for itself.. I read this on someones profile and thought, your having a larff mate. I wonder what goes on in these people's heads.

Question threee....Is there such a things as a NO LIMITS slave?

IMHO.. The people who write these kind of wants are of the same mentality as those who believe in Gor fantasy shite.

See you soon Reader.. I hope you can answer my questions.

Elfling x

Hello dear readers.. I'm off to the big city( London) this weekend to get up to lots of naughty things.

So i thought i'd leave you with this thought to ponder..

I was reading a profile and the wording stuck out for me...

"Very big,strong,dominant male, seeking a complete submissive female"..

..Hmm, does that mean that an incomplete submissive is a "slave"?

Have a good weekend, see you soon.

My top 10 fabulous collarme quotes...or lies.

10.. I'm a gorean master.

9..I only do online training.

8..You'll cam to show your real.

7..I'm a master of 20 + yrs experience.

6..I only do 24/7 365days.

5..You will be used and abused.

4. Wanna chat?

3.. This girl has been gorean for 3 yrs now.

2.. I've earned the name Master.

1. No fakers..LOL

Good evening dear readers... What's Elflingsexypants got in store for us tonight i hear you cry.....

Well tonight the good folks of collarme.. i'll be mostly ranting about doms who want to dress there women when they can't even dress themselves...

I was doing my usual, looking through the profiles and taking notes for possible journal entries when i came across this totally scruffy git of a man.. eww, if the screen had scratch and sniff, they'd be giving out sick bags by the dozen because the stench would be that bad.

Why do these men want to dress there women.. Can you just imagine it... now slut go and put on those piss ridden trousers and that cum stained shirt, cause your going to smell like me for a day... omg ... hard limit ... hard limit ...

Look guys .. i know there are some women out there who can't dress and i suppose in a sick way, want the man to help in dressing her, it may even help, but seriously though, us women know how to please a man when we dress so .. leave it up to us chaps , OK...
smiles sweetly and skips off for more journal fodder for tomorrow.. :)

Hello again dear reader... Today's subject ...
Doms who want pets or to dehumanise submissives.
I'm into ponyplay in a big way. I've had pony trainers of both sexes. I've demo'd in London and other parts of the UK.

I also understand that having a pet you need knowledge. I personally like ponyplay because it's a place where i can go which is my place and no-one elses. I'm totally focussed on my job in hand.

I am worried though. I'm worried at the sheer lack of knowledge of some doms on this site.

One stating that the pet was worthless and all trace of the everyday world would be taken away forever. This dom also states he doesn't want fakes or fantasy players.

Pet play is roleplay. If you stayed in pet role for prolonged periods of time it could do serious mental damage to submissives.

Where do these people get off on writing utter crap that could endanger people.
These people are the ones with serious personal issue and i'd steer well clear of these so called doms.. more like domineering twats..

I'm going to give badges out .. cyber like ...

called the DTA..

Danger.. Twat About.

While i'm at it i have a question for all you sensible readers out there.

Is being Gorean like being a Trekkie?

Gor= books= fantasy role play with silks, oh a i forgot about those wonderful gorean slaves.

Trekkie=books and film=dressing up playing a fantasy role.

Sounds very similar to me..

Good morning reader....

Today i'm going to write about how some of the doms portray slaves/fuckmeats/nobodies.

A profile i was looking at said he wasn't into fantasy and roleplay and was looking for a woman to hurt,humiliate,use,abuse and degrade.

Right ok, all can be done safely in a scene, but to have all of the above constantly would surely do serious mental and phsyical damage to the woman whoever gets to know this man?

Take me, hurt me, do all the other lovely things to me, but do it with consideration. We are submissives or slaves or even pieces of fuckmeat( i hate that word personally), not punching bags,we're human beings ffs.

It turns out that my "run of the mill" dom i'd written about in my previous journal, took umbrage,he has now chaged his profile. This dom as i read a bit further is another one of these who want to cam with you to see if your real or not.
I'm real, I'm submissive. I'm not a piece of fuckmeat as another dom put it.

I want to be taken, but not by anyone. I know my submission, it's not something that's suddenly come to me. I've been active for years. I'm experienced and i want/need/crave an experienced man who can see ME and see my submission. These things though, take time and are not instant like "Smash"...( a brand of instant potato for those readers from afar). They take time and each time, should be another step to being the best you can be.

I'm thinking about starting a " Carlsberg School for Domiants", anyone wanna join ?

Good day reader. My thoughts for today after reading a so called dom's profile.

What is the difference of a submissive and very submissive?
I thought your either submissive or your not, maybe i'm wrong. ( smiles)
One more question before i go and ponder this last question,lol. What is a run of the mill submissive?
This is truly a piece written by a run of the mill, very dominant man, possibly?

If only Carlsberg made dominants...

My next entry for today, dear reader. I do hope that any newbies out there are reading this.

If any dom asks you to cam with them for verification, they are a waste of time. They are scum, they are not worth your time, unless your into camming..LOL

If your seriously here, looking for a dom and they demand/tell/ask, (delete as appropriate) to cam with you tell them to go and play with the buses.
Submission doesn't come attached with a cam. If the dom can't understand that he's not worth your time.

It is early in the morning i know.

Another observation....

Why do a fair percentage of doms on here look as if they need mothering or brought back into the 21 century.
They look dated,old and some a bit unhygienic. I don't like bad teeth, i don't mind false teeth, but bad,rotting teeth is such a turn off. I think Trinny and Susanna would have a fit if they saw what some men were wearing.

When did submission become a gift?

Lets go to a gift shop and buy some submission. What total boll-ocks. There's a sale on the wonderful gift called "submission".

People need to get real.

Submission isn't given or taken. Submission comes from within, submission is part of the person. You can't give it, but you can give yourself. Enjoy it, embrace it.

A gift,get real folks!!!

Small dom, small mind.. is that the way it goes?

Some are so up there own arse, there heads have gotten so big, it'll be impossible to see daylight again.

What's this with pictures of floggers, crops,rope etc... does that make you more domly?

There are some seriously touchy people out there.

There are also delusional women, ooops slaves, i forgot. Oh and a lot of bitchin bitches.

Lots of people talking the talk, but, not walking the walk.

Too many touchy men. Why? got cock size issues or height issues?

Lots of weird people also wanting erm online domination.. ( what's the fucking point?).
I have an online slave... erm. no you don't, you talk to someone in cyber world and act out a fantasy online... there's nothing like the real thing. :) smiles sweetly.

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