I'd like to preface this entry by saying that I've had a stressful couple of days, so most of this is probably stemming from my currently short temper. Given that, I must ask : What the fuck is wrong with you people?! Easily half of the messages I've received have been instantly deleted because they're the stupidest things I've ever had the displeasure of reading in my life! I really don't think that I could have made my profile any more clear as to what I'm into, and what I'm looking for, but apparently that is not the case. Either there are a lot more people out there who can manage to use a computer and know enough English to write a message, but don't know how to read, than I thought, or I'm sniffing glue.
What exactly in my profile led anyone to believe that I'd be totally okay with some of the propositions that have come my way, I surely don't know, but I will seek to clarify for you all here and now.
If you are over 40 or under 25, you don't have a chance. Sorry, but that's the way it goes. I want someone close to my own age to usher me into this new lifestyle of having an active Master.
If you are more than 20 lbs overweight, you don't have a chance. Again, sorry, but physical attraction is a big part of sex, and I'm not going to pretend that it's not.
If you don't live within an hour and a half of me, you don't have a chance. It clearly states in my profile that I live in Rochester, NY. If you don't know where that is, you probably don't live near me. Under NO circumstances will I be relocating to Australia, London, Arizona, Ohio or anywhere else for that matter. I happen to like where I live.
In a similar vein, I will not be relocating within the area. I love my apartment, I love everything about my current living situation, and I'm not leaving it behind. That so many people think I'd be willing to even consider doing so without ever having met them, or in many cases, without even having seen a picture of them, just proves how many idiots there are out in the world.
Let's see, what else? Oh yes...
There seem to be a number of people out there that have misinterpreted my nipple torture fetish with a desire for breeding and/or forced lactation. Let me assure you, this is not the case. No one will ever, ever, not in a million years, ever breed a child off of me, so just get that idea out of your head now. The fact that I like to stimulate my nipples an awful lot does not mean that I wish to cause my breasts to swell with milk and subsequently sag when they're no longer full. I get that everyone has different things that they're into, and that's fine, but I happen to like my tits small, high, and perky, and I plan on keeping them that way.
Those of you who do not seem to understand what over 6' means, let me enlighten you. If you are 5'8", you are not over 6'. If you are 5'9", 5'10", 5'11" or even 6', you are not over 6' tall. Unless you are 6'1" or taller, you do not stand a chance!
If you are asking me if I would be willing to engage in an online only relationship, the answer is now, and always will be NO! That's the whole point of looking for someone local who fits my criteria. I want to actively, regularly, and consistently, see my Owner in person. I want to feel his cock fill my holes, and feel his hand reddening my ass. I don't want to set up my webcam, and masturbate on cam to your orders and pretend to be fulfilled with that.
Another thing, those of you who insist on sending me some message saying "Wow, I really like your profile. We should chat.", and then ending the message with your cell phone number and a request that I text you, you're never getting a response from me, let alone a text. It is absolutely amazing to me that so many people honestly seem to think that I will just tell them where I live, or what my phone number is, or that after one message, I'm going to jump right up and say "OMG! I have to meet you right now! I'm leaving my house and coming to see you right this moment and I'm leaving my panties behind!" Yeah, keep holding your breath for that to happen, dumb ass.
Some of you don't seem to think that knowing how to spell, or what grammar and punctuation means, counts for anything. In some cases, I'm sure that's true. Not so in mine. When I open a message, and none of it makes sense because you left out words, or misspelled a third of the contents, or never used a comma anywhere, I roll my eyes, say out loud "You're an idiot" and then either delete your message, or write a perfectly edited reply, hoping that you'll take notice and strive to do better in the future. What I do not do, is seriously consider you. Just a thought.
If I happen to give you my Yahoo! messenger ID so that we can chat there, that is not an open invitation to harass me non-stop the second you see me log on. Sometimes I'm busy with other things and I just want to check my mail and go. If you message me, and don't get a response, don't then follow that up with ten more messages asking if I'm there and why am I not responding. Just accept that I'm probably either busy, or have walked away, and leave it alone. Clingy is not attractive, especially in people I've never even met.
Additionally, don't send me a message asking what I'm into, what I'm looking for, where I'm located, or anything else that's covered RIGHT IN MY PROFILE! Doing so only instantly proves how unobservant you are, and, to me, shows a direct corollary to the way you would act as a Master. That is to say, you wouldn't pay a whole lot of attention to what your sub is doing, wanting, craving, etc. And as the one who's giving up all control to you, the least you can do from the start, is prove that you deserve it.
I'm sure there's more that I can't think of right now, but that pretty much covers the bulk of the rampant stupidity that I've been bombarded with lately. As always, feel free to comment on this posting. I can only imagine the kinds of message this tirade will provoke. At the very least, it's never a dull experience here.
