This is for the “ladies”………..
For those of you who aren’t serious about a relationship and just want to “hook up”, I have better things to worry about other than where your skanky ass has been. Not to mention you have no self esteem and if you fucked “him (aka that skank)”, there is no way you’re fucking me.
For those of you who have been burned before and want to take it slow this time around I say find yourself another sucker. I hold you up there in worth with used toilet paper.
For those of you who can’t match your weight or ethnicity to your photo, I say that was a good laugh if you honestly think people are that stupid, and for those of you who are, you deserve to be stuck here looking for a piece of skanky ass.
For those of you who won’t relocate because you want to be close to your family, I say good, let daddy or your brother or your cousin do the deed with you since you place everyone EXCEPT the man you’re going to spend the rest of your life with in such high esteem. One of the possible origins of inbred I suppose.
For those of you who have children, so what. Daddy either abandoned them or you thought you knew what was best and kicked him out. Either way, if you expect a new daddy to raise them you had best believe that it will be on his terms and not yours. Daddy says the family goes wherever he goes and that’s final. If you have to stay local because of the divorce agreement then you should have either stayed married or gotten a better lawyer.
For those of you with profiles that are several years old and you still use the same original photo, I say there should be a monitor who can verify the fakes and frauds and come to your house so you can get your lame ass beat.
For those of you who think this is simply a place to chat, when you females list actively seeking a male, it doesn’t mean friends. It means you are looking for a piece of ass and every man who contacts you is pissed off at your lack of honesty.
For those of you who claim to be owned or under consideration……….yeah, the cute one’s, and then we look up the screen name in your profile and find out that it’s some old, out of shape bald guy who lives half a world away and you’re only 18, all I can say is, yeah, right. Look above for the category you fit into.
For those of you who lie about your weight and won’t provide a photo, I say take your profile down and go to myspace and find a sucker there.
For those of you with a laundry list of demands in your profile and then say something stupid like “ I know it doesn’t sound like I’m being submissive but I learned my lesson and I won’t settle for less”. I say to you get over yourself already because only the fakes and losers here are taking you seriously and then you deserve what you get if you hook up with them.
For those of you who were owned and were happily advertising the fact after you were already talking with someone serious like me and then disappeared without a word, I say to you I am so happy that your skank ass got used and dumped. Had you stuck with getting to know me, things would have turned out differently.
For those of you who put up a profile and photos and get into serious conversation with someone and then all of a sudden your profile is no longer active, I say to you I hope your husband found out what your skank ass was doing and divorced your ass and made you stay in your hole raising your kids.
For those of you who posted photos of either amateur porn models or Russian brides, I say to you I have the other photos in that collection if you want to appear to be somewhat real. And for those guys who say they own these girls and proudly tell the CM community how much you enjoy owning her, I can only say I’ve already contacted you and let you know what’s going on and of course you don’t respond. Happy cyber skank hunting dude.
For those of you who are posting in your journals how there are no real men here and we have already talked and you pulled one of the stunts above, I say to you that CM should let us post your screen name which would save a lot of people a lot of grief.
For those of you who are butt ass ugly, grossly overweight and have no intention of changing, I say to you that Tom Cruise is not going to knock down your front door with a crane while you sit on your couch eating bonbons and haul you away to cocktails and dreams.
For those of you who won’t be told what to do or you are selectively submissive, I say to you they don’t have a bitch option to select so you should just go with the C word. Better yet, don’t advertise.
For those of you ladies who claim to be dominant I say to you there is no such thing. Being lesbian or bisexual and enjoying making others eat your pussy doesn’t make you dominant. Just because you survive or act dominant in the work place doesn’t make you dominant. Just because you’re surrounded by pussy men and little girls who are in awe of your bitchy persona doesn’t make you dominant. The fact of the matter is you ain’t it and we know you’re playing at it. I know your secret.
There are so many other categories but I’m too tired to write anymore for now. Don’t worry guys, I’ll get to you too.
For the rest of you, I say good F ing luck because this has got to be the worst online experience I have ever had and that puts AOL and ALT at the top of the list.
