I was going to send this message to a woman in response to�some she sent me. She had blocked me and, maybe, rightly so. But these bother me and maybe she will see. Or someone similar to her. The first two are from her .�

I'm sorry but I have to break further communication. I had a 26 year old young grad student I had mentored on his options with his education. He became my protege and I also mentored him on how to please a woman. After three weeks, being the intelligent gent he was, he had perfected his performance. I sent him out to pasture to find young fillies. I still talk to him but he needs and deserves a beautiful, sensual young lady. You seem hung up on appearance and by you showing how buff you are, proves you are looking for strictly a Barbie and how good she looks. I care about how you have worked to make your intelligence and integrity brought to perfection. You are waaaaay too visual and not cerebral for me!! Good luck!�

How much education do you have? Not very much obviously by the grammar and the way you write. Not only am I a chemist but an author of erotica. Your writing and way of communicating is atrocious. Dine on feces and expire you arrogant piece of trash!�

This is what wanted to say

���I was rereading your reply, and I had to wonder at a few things. First, why would mentoring a 26 yr old, who had already gone on to satisfy the women of the world ,with an ecstacy never before known until the tutelage of, the undeniably illustrious, Chemist/Porn Writer, Mad Xaviera, be a reason for you��to stop further communication? Next. I see people all the time who jump on�others for grammar and punctuation mistakes. Why are people so silly about such stupid things. I guess some people spent too much time studying punctuation and grammar amisfit enough on perfecting their cerebral integrity. Are they so insecure, that they need to make fun of the less educated? Intelligence gives you the ability to understand where the punctuation should go and you can pick out the bad grammar, so you must know what the proper grammar would be. An idiot would have the right to complain, because he might not be able to manage that. Is there no intelligence behind my attrociousness? I am to believe you are so intellectual and accomplished, that you couldn't understand me? Finally. Dine on feces and expire? Really? Isn't that a little over the top? �Eat shit and die has much more effect. Your way just sounds dorky and pretentious to the uneducated unfortunates, you so despise. I suppose you guys "titter" at that, back at Megabrain Headquarters. One more thing. How would you come to the conclusions you did? About me being an arrogant bbw hater and stuck on myself? Just because I put a modest pic of myself on a site with thousands of nude and semi nude pics? I think you are a little too self conscious. Where is the intelligence behind that extrapolation? All I am trying to say is, try to be a little nicer. You can just ignore or block people. rather than making an attempt at socially or mentally crippling them. I just hammer this crap out, because I hate typing. And in all honesty, and hopes that it doesn't cause world chaos, I don't give a rat's ass about perfect punctuation.�I often apologise to people for the hammered form and you know what they say? It's ok,�I understand what you're trying to say. But they aren't as smart as you. Have a nice day. Thanks for your time.

It was clearly a bad imitation of someone important. If it was genuine, then all I can say is, you seemed insufferable and tedious trying to appear seductively cerebral with some hint of integroty. You are pushing a rock, upjill either way.