CuriousMissJ1983

T'was the night before christmas and all through the house everyone
felt shitty, even the mouse. Dads at the whore house, moms smokin
grass, and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on
the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang up from my piece to see
what was the matter. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockins
with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer!
He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart! He swore and cursed as he flew out of sight.
Piss on u all and have one hell of a night!
MONEY IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD YOU JUST GOT TEXTED UR CHRISTMAS CARD

Finally got the courage to post a pic giving a better idea of what I look like... still no face.  I only want to show my face to people I intend to meet :)

So I am asking for some advice....

Can anyone out there recommend some great books to read? Ones that would be great for gaining knowledge in different aspects of the BDSM lifestyle, and ones that are just for fun erotica?  I love reading and am itching to get some great reads.  

Thanks in advance for your suggestions.

I have to say the longer I am on this site the more amusing I find it.  I have to ask why are people so sensitive? ESPECIALLY if you are really a Dom or Master like you claim.  I do not intentionally hurt peoples feelings by not responding to messages right away, or reading but not writing back.  Sometimes I just can't think of anything intelligent to say, got busy, or lost interest.  I find it unattractive to be repeatedly messaged with questions and like.... What did I do? Hello, you still there? Are you mad at me? Do you still want to chat? I do not take it personally if someone is not interested in me, simple as that, they are not interested. Or even more unattractive throwing a tantrum and name calling... really are you a child?

Now if I am chatting with you and suddenly I disappear and you msg me to ask if I am okay because you have asked me something or given me something to think about that has pushed my boundaries, messaging me to ask if I am okay is appreciated.  

I just wanted to say that I find this site frustrating at times... yes I am looking to become a submissive, however just because you are a Dom or Master does not mean that you get my respect and trust right away.  Those are things that are earned...So please do not message me just demanding I do things with your first message.