So I am having a problem with my new room mate.
A friend I talk to here suggested that I get to her by handcuffing myself to my bed and then asking her to grab the key to release me (for those of you I was not able to tell, I managed to get one pair of handcuffs before making my way back to college)
The idea being she would get freaked out, and want to switch rooms with someone.
Yeah. Didn't go down like that.
I tried it last night. Handcuffed myself to my bed (both hands, cuffed through the headboard) and waited for her to come back. When she did, I asked her if she could grab the key and release me since I was stuck.
She didn't say a word, grabbed the keys, and stood before me holding them
"You did this to yourself?" she asked
"Yeah, I enjoy this sort of thing"
Then she stared for a bit
"Uncuff me?" I asked
She then walked to her desk, put the keys down, grabbed her chair, and her bible, and wheeled her chair over to my bed. She sat down, and opened her bible.
"God put you into this situation, probably because he knows I have been asking you so much to have a bible study with me. This is a perfect opportunity to teach you about Jesus Christ."
"Uhhh... No, Ashley, you need to let me go" I said
"We'll start with an hour, and go from there depending on how well you pay attention."
SO MUCH FOR THAT PLAN |