Curious4Puppy

So this message was picked up in my bulk mail settings because the sender failed to meet certain criteria to make it to my actual inbox: 

"The majority of males on this site and females are TURNED OFF by FATTIES. So fuck you and your turn off, nobody gives a shit. Foot Fetish is the number one fetish on this site you judgemental cunt. And, if you happen to have a thing for shoes then why to you have the audacity to judge others, that's not what this scene is about. It's people like you who ruin it for everyone. Please get off this site now!"

Lets break this down bit by bit. I agree that most people are turned off by obesity. I believe wholeheartedly that more people are turned off by ignorance, text that appears in ALL CAPS, and individuals who are not well spoken. I am fat. I am not turned on by other fat people. Amazingly enough, Im not terribly turned on by myself. I do have a gym at my office and access to one at home. I suppose if I had proper motivation I could be less of a fatty- but really- Im not sure the world could handle an even hotter version of me. Im pretty awesome as it- I have a great job, a killer sense of humor, and a quick wit. Based on your contact- Im not so certain losing a few pounds could improve your situation a lot. I am sorry that life has been mean to you. I was not. You reached out and wrote to me. 

Foot fetish is number one on this site. Foot fetish is extremely popular. I admit that. I do not have a foot fetish. I do not enjoy foot rubs. I will not stick my foot on your face and let you sniff it. I will note my likes and dislikes in my profile so in the event that we are clearly not a match for one another- we can quietly move along in cyberspace and never have to bother one another. You are seemingly too obtuse to have caught that detail- hence your message to me.... so I feel the need to further explain myself here... in public to admonish your behavior. But hey- you might be into that so its possible that sending flame mail is a kink of yours? That might be the only interesting thing you have going for you.

I'll continue. I'm amused. 

My cunt is not as judgmental (hey I can use spell check) as I might like it to be. It manages to have orgasm when its fucked with fingers, silicone toys, dicks of a variety of color, tongues, battery operated devices, champagne bottles, and a few items to be left for imaginations.  But if you are trying to use the "c" word to illicit an emotional response from me- you missed terribly. My narcissistic dominating personality means that.... I tend to derive some pleasure from having annoyed you in the first place. Thank you for feeding and fueling my ego. That was awfully sweet- you dim witted sack of shit? (Did you like how I flung nasty language back at you? Is that what you were hoping for? If you were more candid with your desires up front this whole situation could be more mutually beneficial.) 

I do have a thing for shoes.... there is something about women in patent leather 6 inch heels that just melts me. I even love men in them- so as long as they can walk in them. Have you ever had someone spit shine your shoes? How about polish a pair of red stilettos with their cum? Its not nearly as popular as a generic foot fetish... but even unkempt toes can fake beautiful in a beautiful shoe. Think of my shoe fetish as a type of leniency on foot fetishist with ugly feet? I dont charge for services by demanding payment in shoes- but man- thats a marvelous idea. I love Iron Fist shoes.... and I think for giggles I'll clean house in my Zebracorns tonight... and I'll love every minute of being in those heels opposed to being barefoot with some fat slob trying to drool on my toes. 

This scene is about open mindedness. But it is also about finding compatible partners with similar interests. You clearly aren't compatible with me, so why waste your time and energy to write? Do you expect every single kinkster to give your interests a try? Even if it doesnt interest them? I have spent time honing my likes and dislikes and I am as entitled to my interests as you are entitled to yours. I am sorry that you havent found a viable match to tie your hands behind your back to prevent you from sending messages like the one you sent to me. Good luck. You clearly need it. 

Quiet road trip weekend. I just hope tomorrow isnt spent in bumper to bumper traffic with all the other returning weekenders. 

Today would be a lovely day to have a service submissive in my household. I could get help with the laundry, have someone to share some iced tea or lemonade with and a reason to fire up the grill for some ribs. I hate grilling for myself. 

The temptation and allure of a 6'4" blonde who strongly resembles Hollywood's "Thor" on his knees in front of me is quite irresistible. Equally so, I have a similar weakness for a woman wearing thigh highs with the seams going up the back of her thighs and disappearing under the hem of a skirt. 

But when these lovely visions open their mouths and I feel like Im talking to a can of condensed soup- the mystique just collapses. It would have been better if I just put the toy bone gag in their mouths and looked at them. Silly me. 

So tonight Im just trolling around and browsing profiles. I managed to get a nasty cold so all my weekend plans are shot. Dang it. Here's hoping grandmas chicken soup can work miracles! 

What not to do? Post pictures of you holding your cock. I dont care what it looks like, how big it is or isnt. I am into puppy play, as such, my human kink partner is objectified and turned into a puppy. I do not allow dogs to stick their noses in my crotch and I certainly wouldn't let a dog get his dirty penis anywhere near me. Most simply stated- ew. 

If you want a fuck buddy who likes a spanking... or if you like your fuck buddies to spank you- move along- Im not the kinkster for you.

If you look at my profile pic and envision your cock or face buried in my ass and your cum dripping over it, out of it, etc- you can please keep those thoughts to yourself. I am rather attached to my ass. I like it. Ive had it for years now. But, your use of my body for anything will only happen if and when I say so and under any terms I dictate. If you dont like that- move along- Im not the kinkster for you. 

If a service submissive is something you believe to be a sponge of a person who lives simply to have their face buried in a vagina or on a cock, then please hit your back button now. I am not the kinkster for you. 

My time is precious and limited. I do not feel like wasting yours, so please, stop trying so hard and desperately to waste mine.