Hello o? hypothetical fictional reader, my guess is that you are pretty bloody bored to have gotten this far. Then again I have observed that we in America?? and I include myself in this analysis by the way, have either way too much time on our hands or not enough. Often both at the same time.
Yea I know that seems a little tough?. Requiring one to have two separate sets of circumstances occurring at the same time. And if you are able to figure that one out I have a hypothetically dead cat to sell you??? Wow. Look at that. A physics joke. You just don?t see enough of those these days. And the even more depressing thing is how few people would get it if you did start running around with opening lines like ?Adler, Abbott and Einstein walk in to a bar?.?. Ah well.
Putting aside the opening blather that does not mean anything, the current state of events with your protagonist at this point is that I am tired.
What exactly oh handsome protagonist is it that has you so tired, a very generous hypothetical fictional reader would ask at this point. (From this point forward this person will be know as HFR? hypothetical etc etc).
Well you are very kind to ask HFR, I will tell you. I am tired of the people on this site and in this ?lifestyle?. I don?t know which are more annoying. The woman that claim that they want one thing and are more full of crap than a Christmas turkey?. The ones that have a list of criteria that one might match to a sodding T, whom you email in a clear open and honest manner with no hidden agenda or rude and or asinine suggestions yet never receive so much as a ?no thank you I am not interested? by way of reply??. The ones that are on here just to play some silly online game in the first place??. The ones that claim to be ?for real? yet have no intention of ever actually taking that step. Bugger me! ?? The ones pretending to be a woman but are some fat old douche bag sitting naked save for his argyle socks in front of the computer, stuffing his face with cheetos while phishing for photos, typing with one hand and staining his little weenie orange with the other?.. Oh and a more recent addition to the list of annoyances. The scammers from insert name of banana republic or barbaric dark continent hell hole here. Come one you pack of lazy pricks! At least find someone that has a decent command of the language of the people you are attempting to scam to write the profile. Not to mention the fact that while I might be a lot of things, but I am not quite so incredulous as to believe that some girl from the other side of planet where they are just starting to receive old cast off 486?s in their mud huts is writing to me out of the blue and desiring to kneel at my feet. Yeeeeeaaaa. Right.
Or we could touch on the guys on here?.. It is bloody embarrassing. Apparently I am guilty by association. Just how many horny jackasses are getting up this morning and deciding?. Hey! I am a big bad ?Dominant? and I am going to get on some website so I can get laid?
What a great idea. Maybe if I blast out the same rude email to a few hundred profiles I will score. Law of averages says it has to work eventually right?
Personally I would love to get a few of these Eddy Haskel like types in a room for a brief period with no fear of repercussions from John Law. Bring six or seven in at once. That is fine. Give them some rudimentary weapons like bludgeons for example or sticks of some kind that is fine. I need to work out some frustrations and it is no fun if they just lay down and accept the broken bones. They could have a chance to show what big tough ?Doms? they really are in a high stress all testosterone environment. I could use the exercise and maybe it would help me to get it out of my system.
These jackasses are completely spoiling it for people who are actually here with a bit more in mind than just putting an additional notch on their belt.
Ya know, I could give a damn about just getting a new sexual partner. The fact of the matter is that I have two now that make me very happy in that regard and just getting a bit more slippery friction with some girl I meet on here is little to no inducement to me. Nor does the notion of working out some kind of basely stupid ego shortcomings by beating a girl senseless or forcing her to consume filth or for that matter perform a silly role play thing give me any motivation what so ever.
I don?t get it?. Go get therapy you pack of clowns! And this is coming from someone who is not the biggest believer in the notion of therapy of any kind to say the least. Work out your issues in a fashion that does not spew your filth on the rest of us that are here with a legitimate goal in mind.
Lets use the example that I see time and again of a girl who has put up a new profile and remarks that she has had literally hundreds of emails in the first day. What the blue assed F! If you guys just want to get some nookie then bloody well count out your nickels and dimes that you have in a milk jug or one of the big water bottles and go get yourself a hooker off of craigslist. You have a lot better chance of getting somewhere that way and being able to act the part of the big man.
Now listen here HFR?.. I know that this particular rant has been long and very stream of consciousness?. And frankly will not only not be read at all, but would not be understood by any of those that just happen to read it for whatever reason?.
Lets say that a judge was trying to institute a new form of punishment for accumulated traffic violations and reading my blather was instituted as new type of penalty that would not impact the environment or what ever?.
Regardless of the fact that it is not going to be seen and would not have any impact were it seen, the fact remains that there are some that are here with real goals in mind. Not jut attempting to work on a flagging ego?. Not just wanting to play an online role-play?.. not particularly interested in over the top sadistic fantasies involving animals and vegetables or a pneumatic dildo machine ?.. not looking to build a collection of coerced nude photos?.. with no desire to be involved with childish games or con jobs.
I hate to use the phrase that is so common and so full of lies and base stupidity on this site, but there are actually some of us that wish to use this site because we are real. Real people living real lives who are looking for a girl who really does wish to become part of a relationship dynamic. An unusual relationship dynamic I will grant, but a real one none the less.
I near the close with the statement that people suck big time and there is a reason why I am building my own little enclave and or family. In fact if you have a moment I will describe just how big the suck is in this case?.. The suck is so big as to have a grand entrance hall floored entirely in Italian marble with a semi spiral stair case arcing up in to the distance, 12 crystal chandeliers, a full orchestra and an enormous sign outside flashing the words ?These people SUCK!?
Like I said at the outset, I am tired of this crap.
Ok HFR?. You are off the hook now. I am done. Lots more to be said but not a lot of point and it will become even more repetitive and delve even more into the realm of vitriolic rant if I do not cut it off here.
