"What are you doing on CM?"
i'm here to tell You how much i care about Daniel Day Lewis movies and how willing i am to relocate.
Last night a man with 69 in his name said to me A/S/L? and i typed back
no, I don’t speak American Sign Language
Age Sex Location, Age Sex Location!!
So i told him,
Almost thirty/Completely Female/Eternally California
and then he sent about a half dozen more acronyms, propositions, and what i think is flirting--all things i can’t decipher. i start to wonder if i am on that Predator show so i say things like,
THIS IS FUN AND APPROPRIATE
and
I LOVE OBIDING BOTH STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS AND REGULATIONS
until he asked me what it’s like to live in California and i play it real cool, real real cool: play it off like you are too busy to even respond, pretend you have somewhere else to be and i think,
"i do, i have movies to return to Blockbuster..." |