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About Canaille
I need more Belgian waffles in my life.
I am not running around panting to be collared. If I choose to spend some time with you, enjoy it for what it is and dont try to hang anything past friendship on it. Take it or leave it.
Im a switchy bitch. I love humiliating and mind-fucking subbie boys, and I get off on kneeling for strong men that know better than to try to micromanage me. Before you get too excited, Im not looking for a submissive partner. Or playmate. I really cant emphasize that enough.
Regardless of which side of the leash you live on, youll get exactly the respect accorded to any other human being. If you approach me tossing around orders, asking to see nude pictures, demanding lists of my limits, or any other such silliness that youd never think to do offline, prepare to be mocked or ignored online. Im an old-fashioned Southern girl. Manners count.
Now that the warning signs have been set out, fire away.
IntoElectricityBondage
Flogging
Pegging
Cucking
Toys
Games
Impact play
Bad pick up lines
Good puns
Not Into
Micromanaging
Dick pics
Text speak
Strict protocols
Seriously, what is that thing behind you, and why does it have so many teeth?
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I'm fascinated by this phenomena where men I've never met randomly message me and offer me $800 to do something kinky and unusual to them. It's always out of the blue, and always $800. Is there a lone creeper on Collarspace running around with a fantasy du jour and a lame opening line? Is $800 the standard rate for tying someone down naked and feeding them to the mosquitoes? Is there a standard rate for tying someone down and feeding them to the mosquitoes?
Collarme never failed to amuse me. Collarspace is keeping up the tradition admirably. |
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Welcome back to the journal of me, and I'm getting this out of the way because, well, I pretend to myself people actually read what's on a profile to see if forming a connection with me is possible before they send a message! I have encountered a lot of hurt of the butt variety when I react in the way most natural for me (amused dismissal) to the copypasta and instasex messages, so let me just clear the air with an easy little FAQ~!
Q: Why no pics?
A: Well, the long answer that you probably won't bother reading is that we live in a society where a woman's body and the representations of a woman's body are not really considered her own to control. Crazy, I know! But I have very little legal recourse if some little shitstain swipes any pictures I post, innocent or otherwise, and uses them for purposes that do not meet standards of consent. I'd love to be able to trust and share pictures, but... No. If you'd like me to do so, please feel free to support laws allowing women complete governance of their own body and images of it!
Q: You're probably just fat.
A: Ding ding ding! You're right! I am! You win... Nothing. What, did you expect a prize? Oh, wait! I have a prize for you! A whole new word! Kindly take your dysmorphia issues elsewhere, I really most sincerely have no time for them.
Q: What's your Skype/kik/yahoo/digits/email?
A: Oh, well, this is another long answer, which I'll do my best to sum up quickly. No. We can talk here just fine.
Q: Do you ?
A: Probably! However, that's a very personal question. Now shoo.
That's it for now! More will be added as I encounter stupid! |
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First and foremost, this isn't complaint. I honestly find whipping off the sarcastic replies to be very fun. I have noticed, however, a tendency among those who message me to whip off a spam-style greeting. There will be little in the profile to start a conversation with, if anything at all, and less in the letter to work with. In the interest of keeping myself amused, I made a little game out of it! Some will receive a questionnaire; some will receive a rambling response that's a mixture of movie references and insanity; some will get a response entirely in binary.
It entertains me. :) |
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Have you ever noticed that all these married "Doms" looking for a kinky piece on the side describe themselves as open and honest while looking to lie to their wives?
Seriously... If they're going to treat the woman that they chose to build their lives with like that, how can a sub expect to be treated? |
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