Burette

i do not chase submissives. That is not who I am. I will inform you that you will only receive what you put into a relationship with me. If you expect me to message constantly with demands and orders, you will be sorely disappointed. I have better things to do than bark orders at a blank mind. If I wanted a gimp, I would own one already. 
My lifestyle demands honesty and respect. I respect those who approach me and I expect the same in return. If you cannot muster basic respect and honesty, I have quite the vocabulary to express my disdain for your lack of upbringing and failure to be worthy of my attention. 

In the words of the awesome Tracy Chapman

I am too old to go running around wasting my precious energy

The amount of profiles that define themselves along political lines is hilarious. If your dominance or submission is dependent on politics, you are too taxing.

Sub: who I am cannot be be placed in a box

dom: that is because no one has brought a big enough box or enough duct tape to keep you in it 

Do not come at me with your gift of submission. Submission is not a gift to a dominant. It is something earned. You do not gift respect, obedience, or loyalty. It is either earned by the dominant or not. It is funny envisioning a submissive dolled up in wrapping paper with ribbons and bows. Make Sure you include the receipt with that gift. I will regift it to someone or return it to its place of origin. 

The sad thing is that a lot of submissives will take offense to this entry. They think so much of themselves that they are a gift a dominant. They are the ones offering their gift. I will not be bothered to earn their respect, obedience, or loyalty to see what style of gift wrap, ribbons, or bows they adorn themselves with as a gift.