BlufyrMistress

What is with all these people that list themselves as female (women) or Lesbian. But when you go to their Profile and Pictures, Guess what they have male genitalia. I’m sorry Females don’t have male genitalia, unless you are one of the few and rare hermaphrodites.

I have nothing against TV’s, CD’s, Sissy’s But your Male list yourself as such

Well it’s that time once more for a lesson in “Why are there so many Flakes and can you spot them”

In the last 2 weeks I have written and answered over 40 individuals and found only a few that are real many give them selves away right off Some are more clever you ask them for a  yahoo so you might chat and they say sure but then you get there and you find they can’t spell nor write or they keep answering “Yes Sir when you’re a Mistress.I found 3 Submissive’s and 2 Slaves all were in different parts of the country yet all of them had the same Spelling problem. Examples: Lesson was Spelt Losson, No Limits was No Lemets, and Dedication was Deadikshon… Another tip off

Question Do you have a cell phone?

Answer: yes but I can only text ask why? I owe money

Q: how much and to what service..

A: $275.00 not sure what you men service.

Come on now, It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see this is one person with multiple profiles and screen names Why? I think he or she is just board and loves to waste peoples time because they are worthless in their own selves and Know it

God Love The Internet

Well as Casey Kasem use to say “And the Hit’s just keep on coming” 

Why are people so intent on Lying they send you pictures stating “oh it’s me and you can tell right off they’re right off a porn site or xxx magazine. But oh no I swear its me. Take this profile “ ahy*ny” or candy shi*erdla on yahoo,(since were not suppose to name names) wants so bad to chat so we go to yahoo. First off Yahoo tells me no such name, write back she ask for my name give it to her then suddenly she pops up and first words are. Can I have a picture? Sure not a problem, send her one Clothed. She sends a picture of a brunette model spread eagle similar to the one attached to her profile (again out of a xxx magazine) the second is a blonde with totally different features As a former Surgical RN I know body Structure, facial, cheek bone structures but this person obviously has no clue If your going to send Pictures make sure they are of the same person that person being YOU  

Ever wonder if there are any REAL PEOPLE in this world?

Or are we (being the ones searching) are just plain Gullible and Stupid?

I love when you contact some one and they already have all their answers pre-typed

It’s like they have a drop down menu and just selects the appropriate answer but when they ask you to yahoo and suddenly you feel or you see that this conversation seems so familiar to you. You look and see and “Oh to your surprise” you’ve had this exact conversation with another person just under another screen name but they have no clue but they keep going same answers, Along with the same spelling mistakes, punctuation. You even give them the same responses but they still continue.

Here’s one such Story line:

i had a surgery on my bladder,The IUD  traveled in my system and was wrapped in  my bladder . Not supposed to do that, i  have a settlement coming and is large,am  hoping to find a master that i can trust  to help me invest when the money comes  through in return will have a certain  percentage, and will be in charge of me  and my money..and i will also ned to know  if i can trust you to help me set up an  account for me?i cant set up an account  myself now but will need a new account  for this as am in the chex system my ex  ruin my credit and i owe several banks a  lot of money.”

This was from “Diesloot8488484 or on yahoo lussiercarolyn466 the other on CS has now been Deleted but her or its yahoo name was t_tddy”

Why can’t people just be honest and up front?

Is it so hard?

Well been duped again by another Man claiming to be a Sub/Slave woman this guy was crafty and now his profile on Collar Space is totally gone Called himself Dianne his yahoo screen name is lundd21 we talked for a few days but when he sent pictures they came from a Dennis Lund that’s when I just came out and asked he said yes he like to share (Low Life) Why cant people just be honest

It’s been awhile but it seems people haven’t changed. The rudeness of some they want you to answer them by creating a profile that at times are very enticing. Then when you answer them they seem to be interested and they give more details of what their looking for, you answer. Then you go to check mail and what do you see? “Deleted unread”. You try to Accommodate and your slapped with disrespect these individuals should be labeled by collar space so true individuals can find true people “Pigcarol” is one of these players

Well it’s that time again, haven’t written anything for awhile. Haven’t anyone worth their weight in salt approach me for awhile And what’s with these Slaves & Sub missive’s that do come on to you and tell you all sorts of things that they are willing to do but then tell you “Oh I’ll never meet anyone” I’m ready to just give up

Well another flake Sluttyslavewife this one wanted to chat so bad the within 2 messages I get oh I'm sorry had to reboot then Blocked.

Well I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, got their fill of turkey and pie and was with someone that is close to them whether it is a love or just a good friend.

It seems though that things haven’t changed much over the course of this year.

 Why do people want to talk to you, you answer them you, spend time with them chatting exchanging photos.

Then suddenly they disappear as in log off, BIGRANNY. You try to write to them with a simple “What Happen” and they have blocked you. It’s ashamed one doesn’t have the courtesy or manors just to say thank you but No thank You,

In the end it’s their lost.

Well Can you believe it Sasha 69-- is not real oh I'm Devistated... Oh by the way anyone see the First Lady's Dress for the State Dinner this evening such a vibrant color

I now own Sasha a young Slave, She is wonderful and seems to be very intelligent articulate and has a devilish wit and smile. She is Beautiful and her soul seems to be true. She is mine.... My Sasha

Ok here we go Again. How do people make things up? Do they think that we are just going to fall for a pretty face? Check this profile out “lindasmith12” very pretty Blonde Blue eyed nice figure…yes? and the things listed are intriguing, But there’s one Small thing wrong in the stats department. I might be color blind but I think that they are a bit off especially the Ethnicity part I did not know African Americans were so Michael Jackson.Mind you I’m not prejudicial but lets at lease know who and what race we are

I just realized something it came to me as I was reading profiles in 25 profiles I read, all claimed to be Submissive or Slaves. Yet 18 all had similarities. Not that they were looking for a Mistress or Master or what they enjoyed. They all had either just come back from a trip abroad or was soon leaving on a trip. It?s amazing that in today?s economy Slave?s and Submissive?s can afford to travel so freely.      I work hard and still don?t have enough to say ?oh by the way I?m off to England for a week?

Maybe we don?t know something Hmmm or is this one of those things that makes you go HMMMMMM?... I got it CM pays them for their profiles

Well I thought I had had the worst but ?The Hits Just Keep On Coming" Since when is it ok to call your potential Mistress "Bebe" and demand C2C? Then the English just deteriorates drastically from there. What is this world coming to you go from a name like Steph05 to JonJon well female to male who knows... To quote Robin Williams Why am I here? And Why do they call it Rush hour traffic when no ones moving

Well here we are again and this time we are here to make observances that just do not make any sense. I know were dealing with individuals that are bit challenged, but come on people. We can't even get a picture right? Example: I'm a slave that will submit to a mistress Bla Bla bla, I'm 32 5ft 100 pounds and 34A yet the picture that is with this profile is a young lady barely 18 if that, her weight is obviously 160+ and let?s says 36DD. Well if you don?t know your own bra and cup size you must be male. oh and then there?s the one?s that are so special: I?m a white female in my 20?s I?m 5?6? 125 pounds have blonde hair & blue eyes and here are my pictures?. Guess what the pictures are of? An African American woman that is far from any blonde blue eye 120 pound 20 year old. People why is it so hard to be honest and accept who and what you are it seems that the only people here that are truly honest are some of the BBW Sub?s & Slaves at lease they tell it like it is as one put it so eloquently ?I?m FAT get over it or get lost I accept myself for who I am Why cant you?

Oh here?s another thing I don't quite understand... Why is it Dom's, Master's have to be so rude?
I recently was reading a profile I found it quite intriguing, it did state all questions should be directed to her master. So I politely wrote to him and stated I was intrigued by what she had listed and that I would like to know more.
I got a response back, He referred to my ancestry how I should be horse whipped and drawn and quartet he then went on about my children and children?s children and they are all useless holes & well I'll let your imagination fill the rest. Another Neanderthal, moron with no manners or decorum and to think someone wants to give her life to this person. Please

Well it's time again to take notice of some of our "Challenged? individual's here on CM. You know who they are. Their the ones that will write to you and tell you "oh your just what I'm looking for I'll serve you well" So you take the time to chat with them here or on yahoo, MSM or what ever chat program you have cause most say CM chat fails. You think ... could this person be real? Things are looking good then comes the true turning point the Phone test and it's... I don't have a phone or I have laryngitis or I'll call you... and you never hear from them then when you write back to them on CM they ignore you as if you don't exist. Yet they are on line. They know that they are the phonies. But what they don't realize is that Dom & Domme's do chat with each other and do pass on to each other names that are game players. So be warned? I would love to list a few but CM doesn't allow names being listed so I thought of a better way to list them list the city and the initials of the name... For example there?s a Woodland Hills Female PGPS then there?s Michigan Female FSMU oh and the list goes on. I think more should list their phony encounters. But then we wouldn?t have any Sub?s or Slaves.
Why can't people just be honest and stop playing games? If this is just a fantasy say so

Well I guess it?s time again to see who pays attention and who has been or is going to school, obviously no one or very few here on CM have gone or pay attention. Lets review Skool is School as in ?I cant be 24/7 cuse im in skool.? Cuse is Cause as in ?cuse I?m in skool?  Singel is

Single as in ?please no singel maen? which leads us to Maen is Men as in ?No single maen?

Oh there?s more but just trying to write these is so hard for one that has gone to school so I will leave it up to you are there really that many out there that can not read, write or spell or is it just one person that has a thousand profiles?

Well friends it's now time for a lesson in etiquette.

First off Men should learn to read profiles all the way through and they should understand the English language. But alas, most don?t they see a picture and paste a stenciled letter to the send box and click send. Like this Neanderthal:
Hey cunt- When is the last time you had a big dick shoved up your ass? I would love to rip off all your clothes and make you moan like a whore. Send me some pics of you naked. You know you got them. If I like them I will let you dance nude on your webcam for me. You can contact me on collarme or facebook:

Then gives some link...
My reply was simply

I beg you?re Pardon, Who are you? What are you, the king of rudeness, and the prince of illiteracy? This is the way you talk to a lady? Where in my profile does it say I am interested in a Neanderthal let alone a moron? It is clear you have no manners, no education and no decorum. You really need to learn to read and learn some etiquette?

Here?s a great one?  Has anybody run into this one: Mistress I love what you have written I'm for reel I do not play games and would love to serve you I had a Mitrss for 2yers but she recently let me go Ive enclosed my picture and have more if requsted I am Real and in dire need to serve in Los Angeles ....

Ok I write back only to find that even though her profile says Los Angeles CA she?s in Outer Mongolia. So I say where are you?  She replies Colorado visiting her uncle. I request to chat on the phone she doesn't have one... Who in this age of technology doesn't have a phone My neighbors 7yr old has a cell phone...I say go to 7-11 and buy  one $8.00 she comes back and asks..."What?s 7-11" Good lord are there any real or sane people? Apparently not here on CM...

I'm begin to believe that no one is REAL or SANE

It is amazing that in the past week I have had more phonies, more players. Insane or    Lunatic's is a better description. One with the word ?Cow? in her name Says she lives 30 min away yet wanted me to call Asia to talk to some mentor she's been conversing with for only a week to get permission to talk to her then wanted a phone number but would surprise me with the call within a week. Another she wanted me to meet her at a tattoo parlor in Watts and have our names tattoo on each other right then and there. Mind you we had only chatted once. The last well this one takes the cake. Let's just say she wanted to serve and spread cheer as she put it. Then she confessed she was HIV Positive and that was the cheer she wanted to spread to everyone.