Not much out there for me to be interested. So focusing on other things.
"Ground control to major Tom, Ground control to major Tom"
Never ceases to amaze me how desperate some guys are.
There is a profile of a "slave" where in the description indicates that said slave has been with a dog on multiple occasions.
1) WTF. Why would any sane woman allow herself to be abused in this way?
2) WTF. Why would any sane man allow himself to stick his dork in the same place where an animal has been and probably jizzed inside?
OMG. Words cannot describe how low of a human you must be to be either 1 or 2. LOL.
Only thing I can say; dog really is mans best friend right?
It makes me chuckle seeing slave profiles where they state they want a monogamous Master. Why would a Master restrict himself in this fashion. If this was the case, surely he would be seeking a submissive instead?
I shamelessly took this from another profile. Although I made some improvements. I just love it:
So, I'm seeing girls having big ugly ass tattoos on their chests. Can someone tell me if this is a new trend? It's a crappy trend if its true, I mean right now it looks its confined to really ugly f-ugly women and that's fine (they are invisible to me lol). But seriously, if you are considering this don't do it. I mean, it sure as hell won't make you attractive or more attractive. Not in the least!
That juicy rump of hers would be so red lol. I really adore women in power suits, makes me go so crazy. The way they totter about in their heels and their long hair and lip stick shows off their femininity.
There is nothing I like better than dating a woman in a high level position, lawyer, or other profession where they have to look good and powerful. Only for me to lie in wait, like a wolf until the moment is right and then I pounce.
Just to avoid any confusion. I'm single and enjoying the single life. Although I'm not looking, I'm keeping my eye out for someone who won't complicate that and keep it uncomplicated! So who knows, surprise me?
Just chuckling at another profile I saw.
She thinks she is a trophy wife. Maybe a trophy for last place. Let me explain.
She wants nothing to do with the lifestyle (no bdsm/sm/nada), yet she thinks she qualifies in part because she likes 1950s style. However, when she describes domestic duties she doesn't want to be a slave. You realise this means doing the dishes 1 a week and getting a maid to do the rest, right?
She is looking for a 30-48 man who is financially secure. Will provide her with a better than average standard of living, a good house and will buy her a car. For what? In exchange for? See this is the kicker. She'll be apparently the perfect wife, but then no lifestyle and no poly, yeah she doesn't share either. Hardly seems perfect for me lol.
Now the problem with these "young" women. Is that they somehow think they are gods gift and accomplished men will throw themselves at them. But here is the reality ladies. If you have a guy who has a house, a car, a boat, never married and no kids. He has a hell of a disposable income. He has many options, much more than you can ever provide on your own.
He can go to top-end clubs and get an 18-25 yo each night. He can get laid relatively quickly off dating sites. He can go to pro-subs and hire one for the night. Remember, $1000 for a night (whether in a VIP club or for a sub) is like spending $10 for him.
Hell, let me back up for a second. $1k for a night? I'm being relatively cheap. $10k for a night even more. Those nights in London, Vegas and New York can be a lot of ca$h.
Back to what I was saying. Whereas $10 for a young women with no job/low end job, might be the end of the world. I know a guy who has a pro-sub in a yearly contract. She lives in her own apt which he pays, he's got her a rental car, and he gives her a modest income. His upside, she only sees him, he sees her whenever he wants. He can even bring other women when he wants for 3somes, she doesn't complain - not her place see.
So ladies, take it from someone who knows. The older a man gets, more he sees of the world, the more accomplished and worldly wise he is. The less interested he is in just flesh, rather more interested in what a woman can do for him outside of what is between her legs.
TL;DR: You may think you are a trophy wife. Yet think about what you bring to the table. You might be a last place trophy lol.
It's funny, I've gotten messages from Dommes who I guess tip their hat to my profile. I suppose unlike other male profiles, I am not desperately seeking 18 to 80 and will take anything from female, trans or goat. Anything just to get laid.
Anyway I do wonder whether it would be a good match with a Domme? So I have decided to include that in my profile.
Of course, let it be known. I am not interested in switching or going over to the other side of the kneel. Let me point out that there are female profiles stating that they once were Domme and now sub. So who knows, perhaps there is a Domme who wishes to pair with a male Dom who has his shit together, is ambitious and doesn't want a mommy. After all there are Dom/Domme couples right?
But and yes there is a but. I wouldnt be actively looking to convert someone. If I did meet a Domme and we clicked. I would of course want her to remain Domme. The solution for when you get 2 Doms and no one to surrender? Easy, you get a female sub or 2 and then let the good times roll. :D
I do love those "no permission to use my picture text" in profiles.
I can bet the farm that 99% on here wouldnt even have the funds to take someone to court over the issue.
In addition, what would you do if the thief was abroad? Flights, hiring an attorney, finding a translator (not everyone speaks English). Not forgetting not everyone likes Americans (I do) there is a lot of prejudice out there. For example, forget suing a Chinese citizen in China. Big lol there.
So all these notices, they mean squat. I could post any number of pics anywhere in the net. You couldn't do a thing about it. Oh wait, I wouldn't be doing it. My shell corporation which doesn't trace back to me, would be doing it. Good luck suing that LOL. :)
Looking at some "little" profiles.
So they say they are a little and want a Daddy. They are claiming to be a mental age of between 6 to 8 years old. Although they are over 18.
But wait, when something sexual happens. Is it with 2 adults or will it be the guy be a pedophile? Him being a Daddy and she being his little girl, will it then be an incestuous relationship?
How can a 40yo guy (as littles often seek mature guys) possibly relate to someone who thinks they are 6yo in age?
There are some portions of this community I just won't ever ever get.
Weird!
I see profiles of 5'0 and 250> lbs and owned. Really? Take a look at your Master/Mistress.
That's what desperation looks like. I think I'd be single if the whole world suddenly woke up to morbidly gross women. BBW doesn't mean Big Beautiful Woman.
It means Bloody hell, Butt fugly Woman. Run away very fast.
Of course, being the size they are. Won't be able to run after you. Too many doughnuts, cream cakes, chocolate and whatever other fast food shit they stuff into their cake-holes from dusk to dawn!
My profile was getting a bit stale. Thought I would update and I also just learnt a ton of photoshop stuff in a few hours, might as well put it to good use. :)
What makes me laugh the most here on CM.
Are the profiles that say one week. I have found my ONE. I love him/her so MUCH. They are my world. My life. Everything that they have said has really shook me. They had to talk to me to calm me down. They are my WORLD. I cannot breathe without them.
ETC, ETC and more bullshit.
The next days/weeks later. Their profile reads something along the lines of. I am unowned. Usually goes on about how the other guy/gal is the problem.
Really, as time goes on. Any time I spend on here is really for comedy gold purposes.
Thanks for the laughs guys. :)
This is what I dont understand from the so-called masters here. Let me explain.
So, I see a profile. A female slave.. SLAVE.. She mentions she is looking for a Domme. More than likely, this came from the slave, sorry sub.... Topping from the bottom anyone? Anyway I digress.
What is the discussion before hand, does the Master communicate with the Mistress, is the Master present at all sessions (jerking off?). The profiles I have seen where this is the case, Master is too busy.
So, now you have the case where the Mistress is totally alone with the slave. What happens when Mistress decides to push limits or decides say to do anal training and totally wreck the subs asshole with large dildos and fisting. No idiot male, it doesnt stretch back.
What then for the Master? Lets say in this case, he loved his little anal slave and her tight hole. How can she serve him now? Is he supposed to punch her teeth in, so she can suck him off with her toothless grin?
How does he not know that she won't develop feelings for the Mistress? That the Mistress will take her to higher depths of submission and sub space. Due to the "Master" thinking about his peepee too much and overall noobness because he was topped from the bottom?
Answers on a postcard, or maybe not! ?
Here is how you know if you have found the right Dom/Master.
1) Doesn't post on your profile sentences like "What shall we do with her?"
2) Doesn't post a new profile asking for another Dom/me to teach you a lesson or how to train you right.
3) Doesn't post how "wonderful" he is and then asks for "help" in training.
A Dom/Master is supposed to be the only source for anything from a sub. Other sources can be conflicting for a sub and confuse her on what exactly to do or how to behave. It's different strokes for different folks people. My bar is set exceptionally high.
Remember, sub/slaves aren't worthless, its the people themselves that are generally worthless. That goes for 95% of men on here too!
I come on here to read the profiles, comedy gold at its best! :)
I've done this in the past, however I would have many times more cruel.
Enjoy.
I had a few minutes and came up with this:
She was nervous, her palms were a little sweaty. She just after she pressed the door bell, her mind was recalling the day before when they met. They both met for casual drinks in the bar after a brief chat over the internet. He wanted to make sure she was for real and wasn't going to waste his time. She instantly liked him, he was charismatic and had something about him. Something she couldn't quite put her figure on.
The door opened and there he was in the doorway. "Get in and follow me" he said. Without another thought she complied. He lead her into the living room where the tv was on. "Take off all your clothes" he said. She hesitated for a bit and then he pulled her towards him whilst he then grabbed the hair around the base of her skull and pulled it slightly back. "This is how it begins, this is how you get everything you want, your desires, your needs". She knew he was right, in that moment with how close her body was to his, she could feel herself getting wet and the blood pumping through her clit with the craving to be owned flooding back to the front of her mind. Feeling overpowered by his look into her eyes and needing to be controlled and manipulated was something that she yearned for.
She didn't say anything, she didn't need to. She kicked off her shoes, undid her skirt and kicked it to the side. She undid her blouse and threw that to the floor, undid her bra and said "help me with these?" as he eyes motioned downwards. She was still close to him and he was still holding her hair. It wasn't anything she had experienced before, being held tight, close, limited and being made to surrender.
He smiled and as he let go of her hair, he also ran his hands down the back of her body which sent a small welcoming chill down her spine. A sign of things to come she thought? She felt the hands caress to her hips and taking the last part of her clothing and slipping them past her thighs as they dropped to the floor.
He spun her around saying "turn around" and pulled her toward him. She could feel the breath on her neck, one hand moving from her stomach to her breasts and another on her throat grabbing it with pressure. Just enough that all she could think about was to push her behind towards him. How she wanted to be taken and calm those thoughts of submission inside her head. She recalled back to the bar where he said his most favorite thing to do was Anal. It wasn't something that she had done much or liked in the past, but there was just something about him. How he carried himself, how he made her laugh. Maybe there was a connection between them, but all she could think at the time was how she wanted him inside her ass. He could take her at any time, why hasn't he done so already? She could feel herself so wet and the thoughts of submitter were just getting louder by the second.
"Drop to your knees" he said. Which snapped her out of her thoughts and she found herself there. He pulled her hands behind her back. "Keep them there" he said. He then popped out of the room but was then soon back. He bound her wrists with restraints and covered her hands. He placed a collar with chain around her neck. He dropped a ball gag in-front of her eyes and said "Open" to which she complied and he fitted it on her. But that wasn't enough for him. He grabbed the chain and pulled "Come here on your knees" and he pulled her as she crawled to the center of the room.
He pushed her onto her front, she was lying face down on the rug. He left for a moment but then returned. He said "You'll be better placed when you know what I want and how I want it. He placed a pair of tv glasses on her face, fitted the ear buds in her ears and covered her with a hood. He also placed ear covers to ensure that's all she heard. Now she was in total darkness, she had been placed into a world of his own making.
As these were being placed on her, she didn't know what to expect. Her vision was now restricted, all she could see was black. Her hearing was gone too, her movement and touch were also removed. All by him. She was under his total control. Not knowing what to expect next, she could feel him pull apart her butt cheeks and expose her tight asshole. She felt him put some liquid on which was cold to touch and then she felt his finger inside her. As he was fingering her she tried not to grind herself into the carpet, the fingering felt very good as it was deep and she moaned. But it didn't last long enough. Not now, the flood gates had been opened in her mind and all she could think about was submitting and doing anything he wanted.
She then felt something else enter inside her, slowly it was penetrating her. She could feel it cold and getting thicker, at some point it was too thick and she moaned but then thinned out and she felt some relief. She had a butt-plug inside her and it felt good. She could tense up and feel it fill her up and with every squirm against the floor she had a sense of what was yet to come.
Images then flashed before her eyes. No sound as yet, she was watching a submissive woman getting spanked. It turned her on, then she could hear a voice. It was his. "This is what happens to naughty girls. I'm going to train you to become a good little sub". She wanted to be good for him. To please him sexually, but now there was a desire for more.
More Images now flashed before her, submissive's getting faced slapped, pulled by their hair and pulled by their chains on their respective collars. At times they were having vibrators dug forcibly onto their clits and being denied to cum. She could feel her ache and wished that was being done to her right now. Again that voice appeared, "Now you know what happens when I don't get my way". This is too much she thought, her eyes are being flooded with images of her desires, her mind is racing with thoughts of submission now the gates are open and her clit pulses like crazy. If only she could have that sweet release she thought.
Darkness again, the images had stopped. But not the feelings, now as her eyes become redundant for vision. Her minds eye filled with those same images. "I know what you are thinking he said". She wanted to be put in her place, she wanted her life dictated by someone else and if she went out of line, she would be punished for it. "I'll train you to be my slave, you'll be controlled by me, you'll yearn for my touch".
Before she could even process that more images came up again no sound. It was of a slave in a similar position to her. "Do you want to please me" he said. Now the slave was sucking and deep-throating him. "This is one way you do it" he said again. After some time of intense throat-fucking the guy spun the slave around and pulled out plug that was in the subs ass. She could feel her own inside her now, she gripped it heavily. She could feel herself getting turned on by the fact that it was in there without her permission. He didn't need any to do what he wanted. This made it all the more sweeter.
As she watched the guy push his penis inside the slaves asshole, she yearned for total submission. She wished she was the slave she was watching. As the pounding went the sound increased, soon her ears were caressed with the noise of submission. She could see and hear every pound and moan from the couple. With every pound her own anus tightened around the plug and she squirmed against the floor.
The scene then cut and showed another couple, this time with a slave begging to suck another guys penis and then doing multiple positions of anal. That scene then cut and showed rougher anal and the sub restrained. More and more cut-scenes with different women and 3somes were shown to her. More and more she could feel herself accepting those images as what she wanted and how she could serve him. She would be willing to accept anything he wanted.
Everything then faded to black. Another scene showed. It was of a woman on her knees and a man in-front of her. The woman was sucking him and said "Let me drink you". He then started to piss inside her mouth to which she drank. Once finished the woman cleaned him. The film then fast forwaded to her on the toilet. The woman said "I'll pee you out now and she did". With the camera showing the sub touching herself as she pee and moaned.
As she was on the floor, bound, gagged, watching these images. Her submission grew. She saw things that no one ever really mentioned to her or previously that she could accept. Now she was thinking how wonderful would it be to have him inside her just for a brief time and then to see him coming out of her pussy like in the scene she just watched. She wanted to know what he would taste like and she wanted to drink him,.
Everything faded to black again. He returned back into the room, she could feel his footsteps on the floor. He kneeled beside her and took the glasses off. He then pushed her on her knees and then pulled her up. He took off the restraints, the chain and gag ball out of her mouth and threw them onto the sofa.
He looked at her and simply said. "What will it be, the basement where you do all that I want. Or the door to the outside?". At that moment, she felt the plug inside her and all she could think about was replacing that with his penis and pleasing him the entire night. Just that one way, as it was what SHE wanted. She wanted to belong to him and would do anything to make it happen.
"Take me to the basement Master", she said smiling as she knew she was home.
