Complaint Letter to the "ClonePolice"
( based on an untrue story)
... a long time ago.... on a website far away....
Dolby Surround Sound
....also starring....
just one thing... you go into a chat room... run by someone who obviously enjoys being in control ( albeit virtually) ... well i guess it must be a "compensation mechanism" ya know .. "the needs a swedish pump variety"...too much time on ones hands... meaning... no matter how polite or no matter how hard you try to explain a point a view... seems some are mistaking general manners and etiquette with something which can only be described as.." quashing the anti-clone rebellion"... coz nowadays
seems chatrooms are lil toys for those who wish they could exercisepower but settle for some cyber despotic button pushing... what never fails to unamaze me is those seeking "peer validation from other fellow strangers".. often this is manifested in the good ol pack attack. the Troll echo.. echo echo.. suggestion and contamination the "lets bully that chatter for some anal reason"... capital letters... emoticons ,,maybe no ones paying y/Ya any attention so its time to jump in ya virtual phonebox come out swinging in soopa doopa spandex ....Captain Anti-Troll to the fuckin' rescue..and the colour girls go do da do da do ..Captain Anti-Troll ,youre my hero... can you please fist me now... ...nope folks... no need to call someones mother a whore..or i hope you die of cancer.. nope.. all ya have to do is disagree with someone and hey presto the "clone police" are PMing ya seeking an explanation for your "wayward thinking"..get-a-life-mate ... i know who i am.. i know i have a brain... i believe i am polite..n hey i assure you i,m not here for a lubed glove quickie before the wife gets home... anyway... the last resort for the "the lateral thinking-less" is to accuse ya of being a smartass or even funnier perhaps.. question ya submissiveness... because ya dont take cyber crap from a stranger.. no make that.. A WORD in capital letters.. so when all esle fails and ya still havent got a clue... ya can always banish the "anti-clone" from ya lil treehouse ... coz WoW!!!!!!! look how much satisfaction "i" get from silencing/censoring those who dont agree with me... too easy where have you been all my life.. i,m the clicking of the castle n your not in my (chatroom)assolgawd allfriggin mighty somebody Free Tibet polleeez ???.prequel... "i should have asked for forgiveness in advance"
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