bastard24

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About me.
First look at the picture on the profile, my looks are not for everybody. I am not Tiny and I will never be mistaken for Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp. I have been told by some people I'm everything from cute to handsome (apply copious amounts of salt here). I think I look like a cross between the 70's era Meatloaf, Kevin Smith and the guy from American Chopper. I'm taking better care of myself and working out daily, but when your main source of nutrients is fast food it takes a while to become smaller.
There is the negative, lets get to the positives.
I am a remarkably funny human being. If your sense of humor is a mix of Monty Python, Denis Leary, Kevin Smith with a topping of Ed Wood and John Belushi you will probably find my witty and somewhat cynical sense of humor very refreshing.
I have an encyclopedia like knowledge of music and I like everything from Robert Johnson to the Clash, Elvis, Dropkick Murphys, Judas Priest, Type O Negative, Warren Zevon, Blues, Rockabilly, Metal, Punk, with some Jazz, Celtic and Classical music thrown in. I love going to live shows because music really is meant to be seen and heard live.
I do tend to watch movies at home more often than go to theaters nowadays, but Borat did manage to get me to a cineplex recently.
I read a great deal, the last five books I've read are an Autobiography on Jim Brown, an Alternate Reality book by Eric Flint, Neil Gaimans Fragile Things, Greg Palast's Armed Madhouse and a collection of Edgar Allen Poe stories. That's a pretty good overview of my literature likes, but you can also add Elmore Leonard and Dennis Lehane.
I am a big sports fan (actually I am a big anything fan, get it big cause I'm big, never mind, back to the profile), I'm a Red Sox fan and Football Fan (Seahawks but I do like the Pats), I feel an almost personal betrayal at the current state of hockey and find myself watching more boxing and starting to watch UFC.
I am actively underemployed (nobody dreams about being a salesman as a kid but it pays the bills).
I am honest, I expect the same from you (even though the truth sometimes sucks), I do not play games outside a scene. I'm trustworthy and easy to speak to and can keep a secret. The previous are the only traits I have with boy scouts.
Now why did I put all that stuff down? Because I'm looking for a long term kinky girlfriend. I've tried doing vanilla after a break up and it doesn't seem to work very well, so what I am looking for is what would seem to the public to be a very vanilla relationship but very kinky behind closed doors. I do go to play parties once in a while but don't go to fetish/goth nights at bars.
My experience in kink started as a sub about 12 years ago, although my interest has been lifelong. I feel that this give me a good empathy towards subs as I understand what they are looking for, this is a generalization but I do find it to be accurate. At this point I would describe myself as a top who once in a great while switches.
While I am looking for a long term situation, if you are overwhelmed by my looks and can't control yourself, but don't want a traditional relationship with heavy kink but can't wait to play with me, that's ok, I understand and encourage these feelings. I have no intentions of joining a monastery anytime soon.
Mucho importante, politics, I tend to be a bit left of Karl Marx. Can't stand the regime that has taken over America in the past 6 years with fear and smear. Sinclair Lewis said that Fascism would come to America wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross, he was off by about 70 years. How people that enjoy this lifestyle can support W and his gang of thugs is beyond me.
I am also a pagan and tend to follow a Celtic path.
That's all I can think of right now, if you would like to know more feel free to drop me an e-mail.
What I'm looking for:
First you should know at least some of the following people/bands. Warren Zevon, Dropkick Murphy's, Anti-flag, Ac/Dc, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Meatloaf(preferable a Meat groupie, making my appearance more palatable), Sinead O'Connor, Ritchie Blackmore With bands and solo, Ducky Boys, Billy Bragg, Rancid, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, Johnny Cash, Chieftains, Joan Jett, Bob Dylan, Dylan Thomas, James Connolly, Michael Collins, James Joyce, Elmore Leonard, Howard Zinn, Morgan Llwyelyn, Greg Palast, Clive Barker, Stephen King and Noam Chomsky.
Should have seen a least a couple of the following movies, Vanishing Point, The Wicker Man, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Animal House, The Blues Brothers, Clerks, Star Wars, Serenity, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Hard Boiled, Producers, Foxy Brown.
I would prefer someone with a working knowledge of Hockey and Football, Red Sox fans are also welcome.
You should at least be open to long term and willing to make a commitment.
I can live with short term, one night, etc. I'm a guy, there isn't one guy on any web site that would say "oh no, I can't play/have sex with you without commitment". I want a LTR with room for play or monogamous, but no I won't pretend to be a catholic priest at a boy scouts meeting, preaching about the sins of the flesh and chloroforming the first kid he can get his hands on..