anothernic

Male Switch, 33, Boston, Massachusetts

Male Dominant, 22, Okinawa

Male Submissive, 48, Jersey City, New Jersey

I often read in collarme.com the profiles of those here only to chat, those already taken, those not wanting new messages or any contact, and from those who do not wish to be messaged by men (I know - we are a bunch of fricking assholes - lol). In complete kindness, I sometimes write these reverse misogynists so I can help them find the anger they seek. Myself, I'm only here for the pictures, the meaningless fiction written as profiles, and the unfathomable "leap into space" logic put forth by those seemingly unable to understand what they are writing. I also have my own issues with most fools and need to prod my anger so I can deal with my frustration of the species called "an alternative lifestyle." Oh - ASL please - I am either too special to be bothered or I can't read a profile.

"Bi-sexual switch." Ok, I give up. If I assume those claiming this orientation are not self aware then is this full-blown gender and role confusion in massive identity crisis out of the hospital on a pass? Could it be cheaper and less work than psychotherapy for power and abuse issues? If there is self awareness within bi-switches, would they more accurately call themselves hedonists? Certainly "slut" in its worst connotation seems apt; every possible quantity, role, and gender is in their repertoire. The most outlandish and crazy in these ads of delusional fiction is the bi-sexual switch seeking a long term relationship with "The One." In my opinion there is a problem finding the "one" great mind fuck in these ads. If you've got one, you couldn't possibly read or advertise any of the drivel passed off here as offers of reality without snorting in disbelief. But then again, I comment on the comic strips offered here like a literary critic with something to say. How delusional is that?

Self centered or a compromise? A compromise in any vanilla, kinky, business, personal, familial, or social relationship does not mean either-or choices; it attempts to find win-win resolution. When people disagree on a choice, a compromise could be doing one choice this time, the other next time. It could be choosing something entirely different, or a compromise might find a way to do both. You are self centered and selfish if you will do as I choose only when it pleases you and your compromise means you will make please yourself choices otherwise. If this is your style, you are not a sub-princess. You are a bottom topping pain in the rear willing to complain when displeased but unable to shoulder the responsibility to make plans and choices. If you cannot grasp this concept, you are foolishly ignorant. It?s lead, follow or get the hell out of the way. Remember all life is vanilla, only play is not. And no one gets it their way except at McDonald?s ? and only if they don?t screw up the order.

Smiles - reality check again? Ya gotta love the girls here. One "will not take cum in the mouth - ever - or do anal - ever." Missionary vanilla anyone? Another will not be humiliated, abused, beaten, punished, or treated disrespectfully. One slave wants a gentle respectful dom who will help her accomplish her goals. And there's the usual demands by submissive/slaves to be provided all the things they desire. And slaves who have busy lives, jobs, family, friends and interests that make them unable to devote much time to their master. Most oxymoronic are the ladies who state: ?Do not contact me. I am not looking. I am not available.? Then they list ?interests,? a wish list of qualities in their perfect dom, their messenger screen names and sexual pictures depicting their interests in this "do not contace me" personal ad? I never viewed this or any other alternative web site as paragons of truth in advertising yet can you ?lifestyle? fools wonder why the general public views this as a crazed bunch of perverts? I think there is room for all; I merely fantasize that all can read and understand what they write. Or, there can be no services provided by egocentrics - only to them - lol.

I now read the profile of a newly advertised slave who demands: "I cannot, I will not be a beta slave." Can I be the only one who finds this absurdly contradictory! Is you is or is you ain't? Another slave advertised: "I will do anything for the Man I call Master that does not violate my limits." Sardonically I believe they seek the title "Mrs" only. I?ll happily take myself a ?Mrs.? if she has the ability to understand what she says and means it.

You may know by now I will not be biting my tongue when confronted by stupidity. I'm guessing after reading so many female profiles with either "lil" or "little" as part of a woman's screen name that being fat doesn't magically go away after adding "...lil..." or "...little..." to a screen name. You might be able to convince millions that you have the secret to being thin and market jawboning and spin as legitimate diet techniques - many will pay for this easy shortcut. Perhaps there really is a need for tongues to be bitten off. Damn, reading collarme profiles is better than watching cartoons - lol.

Can you newly listed ladies conceive there may be a problem finding a strong enough man to be "the one." There are 6 new profiles tonight that list height and weight. One is not obese at 122 pounds, the rest average 5'4" and 245+ pounds; that's morbidly obese. And how many women tell the truth about their weight? I am 6'6" and weigh 232. I am strong as an ox, yet.. y'all's average is more than mine - including the skinny one. And BTW - I really do have a serious thyroid problem! So here is my point: If you refuse to take care of yourselves why would/should another person want to take charge of someone who is morbidly obese????? Morbid is not a gentle word is it?

And then there are the addictions of cigarette smoking, drinking, and drugs. The imbecilic stupidity of starting can be forgiven; continuing the suicidal murder of your brain and body is unfathomably senseless. Smokers can't begin to hide an addiction that is as noxiously nauseating and revolting as picnicking near the stench of a dump filled with rotting organic matter. WELL NOW! In my journal I outlined most of my personal preferences for "my" woman by listing things that I find ridiculous, revolting, and simply ignorant. The rest of you (those not feeling anger and personally assaulted by my journal comments) should be writing to me to see if what remains in my distillation can stir passion.

Well now --- submissive/slave ladies ---- we know you will receive several hundred emails requesting everything from you to mate with "master's" pet dog to street walking prostitution to prove submission. And don?t forget to include humiliating and degrading pics to prove your worth (and SHOW!! respect by using the latest proper protocol the writer found somewhere). From ?my? side, we men are quite aware that 99% of the "goods being promised" (that fictional list of skills, desires, experience, the dreams and hopes) are bogus too. Sometimes I wonder if match between a human female smaller than a Volkswagen bug and a male less creepy than slime is possible. I'm planning to use short term purchase agreements for dating from now on (cheaper than pre-nups - no?). It?s a good thing the first time we come to a site like this we hook up within hours ? otherwise reality hits and we never will ? smiles. Lol - Can you say curmudgeon (?Sir?)?

In a note of straight forward and hard realism to match desire found on this and otehr sites I've decided to start a nude Monday night football group. Sitting towels provided. Leashes and paper trained participants optional. Try me if you think I'm kidding.

How in the world can submissives join This site in the search for a Dom and be "under consideration for a collar" within 5 days. You're kidding right?

As ?Dom? I am bored to tears with a sub/slave search for ?One to complete??? I read a sub/slave profile today wanting ?Him? to know what she?s thinking without being told. How about I tell you what to think, and do, and be instead, then beat the crap out of you when you disagree? It?d be easier. From my straight perspective, I?d suggest D/s is like couple social dancing. A leader leads and a follower follows (usually a taller/shorter concept smiles). Without both there is no couple, no dance, and no point. If you can?t follow we can?t dance. If I can?t lead we can?t dance. Yet every dance and every partner is unique and different. A sub makes a Dom more Dom by ?following well? - making his dominance complete, easy, and fun. Practice and nurturing him might do your part to create a D/s relationship. Quit demanding Dom perfection and pre-knowledge of some D/s secret handbook! It?s all vanilla until we play; then it is remains always vanilla anyway!

I will offend all in this "lifestyle" by asking how the hell y'all seeking training can be trained to be slave or submissive? You can learn what pleases, but trained to be a slave - wtf is that? Answer this question to yourself: "is you is or is you ain't....?" Then go find another human being you will work to get to know. Me - I'm gonna order more cable channels, get a bigger recliner and adopt a black lab.

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