amagad

I just had the absolute worst day of my life yesterday... I turned *30* :'(

It felt like I turned 1.000.000 years old!

I'm glad it's over, I made a deal with the almighty life-force or whatever is in charge looking at this ant-hill we call earth and I'm simply 21-with-EXPERIENCE!

Sounds much better and that's more of how I feel like anyways :)

There isn't anything wrong with BMWs, it's the inflated big neck toads, trailer trash and what-else who drives them that ruin a would-have-been perfectly fine car! (Same goes for Mercedes E class, Volkswagen Golf, Audi A3, etc).

But you already knew that, and you know me well enough to know I like to troll people from time to time, because needlessly bitching about insignificant stuff is like a hobby of mine ;)

And while we're on the subject of needlessly bitching; what's up with all that religious nonsense..!? Vegans, Vegetarians, Pig-Haters, Cow-Lovers, omg! :s

I'm a meatarian (yes, I've just invented a word), I eat meat, it's healthy, it battles all the nasty vitamins people make you want to believe are healthy, but in fact vitamins are just planted into the world because of some secret government conspiracy to mind-control the masses! Next to that, chickens should be considered sacred, since they don't like vitamins either, they are scaringly (is this a word? :S) intelligent and we should rightfully fear them!