AHawk

I'm a 40 year old Top/Dominant - Poly Male

My Background includes:

Military, Reenactor, Father, Historian, Linguist, Piercing / Tatto artist, Nurse and a Daddy foremost.

Currently I work in the Healthcare field of Obstetrics and Gynecology Nurse (Ob/Gyn), I have previouse experiance in Mental Heath and as a E.R. (Flight Nurse).

I'm BDSM friendly (Obviously) and would be more than happy to assist you in answering health questions or if I can't.

I'll point you in the right direction





** Spoiler **If I have offended you by posting this it was take to be a joke first of all.

I've had a couple of ads on the Internet and the responses I've received have indicated to me that I've been far too demanding when it comes to what I'm looking for in a woman,
so I've decided to lower my standards!

So here goes: If you're NEARLY WED or NEARLY DEAD (or both...then please read this Ad.)

I'm Ugly, (40-but I look and act 80) highly dependent, desperate, really unbalanced,and the epitome of lazy, (Couch/Soap-Opera's/ beer pork-rinds and National Enquirer type), who can't get a date!(Can't imagine why!)

I'm looking to meet a woman who is extremely HOMELY & UNATTRACTIVE, (Billy-bob teeth and possibly balding, and a hairy lip but with just enough hair for a Comb-Over and or wax job)VERY SHORT, Dumpy, WHIMPY, DISHONEST, and is totally UNCARING!

Somebody who doesn't HAVE A LIFE (Like me!), is BORING and hates PASSION! Somebody who has a BRAIN SMALLER than that of a North American TREE FROG, and is really DULL and has no soul(Satan-Worshipers welcome!)

but wait..their is more!!!
The most important quality - A WOMAN WHO HATES MEN, who has no SENSUALITY or any SENSE OF HUMOUR (I hate laughing!) or any SENSE for that matter!

A woman who can't stand SEX (but is really perverted) and who is EMOTIONALLY insecure and who is LAZY & BROKE!( Gold diggers apply now... telephone operators are waiting!!! )

I really would like somebody who has a lot of BAGGAGE and owns no luggage, because she hates to travel!

I know this sounds like a lot to ask for, but I know you're LURKING out there somewhere.I'm really tired of dating women who don't care to date me twice!

STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!

NOW, IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THIS...AND THIS DESCRIPTION MATCHES YOU...please, please, please, DON'T REPLY!

But if you're the extreme opposite, (Because I am, honestly!) drop me a line and maybe we can have a few laughs, who knows. So come on... you know you want to email me... that's right, go ahead!.