Today, just now, someone sent me this nasty message: 

Being the nice person that I try to be, I replied: 

"There is absolutely no need for you to be so rude and judgmental toward me. You are a mean person, and when it's so easy to just be nice, I can't understand. You are what's wrong with the world."

Okay, so maybe that last bit was a bit harsh, but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? Ummm.. good thing I didn't ask for your asshole opinion. 

So again he replied. Why, I do not know. 

"I am blunt and honest a trait that is hard to find, I am sure you would rather have people lie to you and tell you oh your so pretty in those pics but I am telling you the MAKEUP makes you look old. You are adorable in the other pictures so instead of getting all butt hurt and telling me I am mean you thank me for actually caring enough for being honest and taking the time to tell you what you need to know not what you want to hear. That is what you call being a friend."

So now, I'm an adorable old woman. Thanks. I'm one of the most blunt and honest people you will ever meet, so I'm sure I know what it looks like to be honest and nice. This is not one of those times. Also, note that he goes on to say that he's doing me a favor and that I should thank him for being so honest. Ummm.. what? No. You're just being an asshole and trying to cover up your inexcusable behavior under the notion that it was somehow constructive criticism. It wasn't. It was bullying. 

Then two minutes later from someone else: 

"You're not likely to find any Dominant in your age range with any appreciable D/s experience. It rarely happens that young or most in that age are too immature to appreciate the dynamics." 

I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you? 

Does my profile say I'm looking for someone with years of experience? No. I'm sure there's a lot of wonderful older men, but I'm positive that you're not in the same place in life that I am... and if you are, then what did you spend your twenties (and possibly thirties and forties, like in this guy's case) doing? I'm quite positive that I know what I need for my life and that's someone:

•  to hang out with and complain about classes to
• to get piss drunk with on occasion
• to share a few laughs about social media with
• to use internet lingo with
• to be able to go to college parties with and not be "that weird old guy who may have come with Sunshine"
• to talk about growing old together with without the thought you dying when I'm in the middle of my life (sorry, not sorry)
• to bring home to my mom's and not relate more to my mom about life than you do me

So y'know what? I want someone who's a little more immature that you think is suitable. 

Also, can we just sidenote about how immature it was to get offended by my personal preferences and then send that nasty message? So excuse you, you can go fuck yourself. 

Mean guy, too, you can also go fuck yourself. 

And no, I don't want your messages saying "Don't worry about the haters," "They don't know what you're talking about," and other random nonsense because unless say "yeah, fuck'em all!" then I'm not interested. I want to be a little pissed off about this because I feel passionate about how people treat each other and this is completely unacceptable. 

So if you didn't catch this, again, then just be aware that bullies are not welcome in the world and you're most certainly not welcome on my profile. 

To anyone who feels bullied on this site: 

I apologize on the behalf of collarme that those people cannot be reported and that this site condones bullies as being a passive medium for inexcusable behavior. If you ever need someone to talk to about it, you can feel free to message me. I promise I won't message them some mean words, even though I'll probably want to. I read and reply to every message I get, so I promise I will not ignore yours. :) 

Next time I'm going to journal something happy.. maybe I'll write something later on tonight :) 

Alright folks. You probably saw this coming, because so many people ask about it. Prepare for some sassy words, mkay?

My hair is SHORT.

And I think it looks pretty damn good and if you don't like it you can fuck off. 

DO NOT: 

• ask me the length of my hair, look at my profile picture. It's the most recent picture. I'm pretty positive that's how profile pictures work. I took it today (4/14/14).
• proceed to tell me that you like it better long. I didn't ask for your opinion, but thanks, asshole. 
• get offended when I snakily reply to you about your not-supposed-to-be-an-insult-but-still-is comment about my hair.