I was in Walmart looking for some shaving supplies when there was a big bump in my cart. I looked up and there was this woman dressed in a tight fitting white t-shirt, with black spots all over it, and a black short skirt. It was obvious that she was wasn't wearing a bra. Her breasts were resting on the top of her stomach. She appeared to be in her 30s, about 5'6" and 280-300 pounds. She also had a black and white scarf tied around her neck.
She quickly smiled and put her head down and said, "This one is sorry for bumping her cart into yours. Please forgive her." I got this devilish idea and said, "Since you dress like a cow you should moo when you get near anyone to warn them you are coming." She told me that she would do that and continued on her way. Every once in a while I did hear "Moo" in different parts of the store.
After I was finish shopping, I was putting my purchases in the trunk of my car, when I heard a "Moo" behind me. I turned around and she was standing there with he head down. She said that she did as I said and was wondering if there was anything more she should do.
I thought for a second and told her to show me her udders. Without any hesitation she lifted up her t-shirt and let her massive breasts flop free. Right there in Walmart parking lot. I told her to cover her udders back up and where to meet for coffee. |