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	I'm just an awful bitch. An awfully lovely bitch..x If you'd like to talk to me or know more about me and my interests, lifestyle, etc., then you must be able to meet the requirements below: 1. If you cannot type a coherent sentence with correct punctuation and grammar, DO NOT bother messaging me. 2. If you don't have a photo either in your profile or included in your message, then I am NOT interested. I'm a real person with a cam, mic, and photos to prove who I am. I expect the same from you. 3. You must be in some way height/weight proportionate or trying to better your physique and diet if you've got some extra baggage. I completely understand what it feels like to be overweight, but if you are making no effort to better yourself then I really do not have time to talk to you. 4. Don't message me a "hello, how are you" or any one liners of that sort. They're obnoxious and a waste of my inbox. 5. Last but not least, have a personality. Be charming, witty, rude, I frankly don't care - just have something to offer me in your messages so as to set yourself apart from the rest. Now, if you've read all of this and still find yourself wanting to chat then send me a message. Contrary to what you might believe, I love a sense of humor and am definitely more prone to talk to people who can take a joke and maybe even tell a few themselves. Questions, concerns, comments? You know the rules ;)

1/18/2011 7:16:14 PM

Things I often question:

If I never reply to your messages, what motivates you to keep sending them? Is there nothing better to do, am I that captivating, or are you that fucking crazy?

Why do some people dislike peanut butter?

If you're trying to get back with me and the ass fucking relationship we had, why talk about some other chick who ALMOST gave it up and then realized your dick is not as legit as we ladies wish it were.

What's wrong with wanting to know if someone has a great dick? Ok, maybe it's not a social norm to ask but that's a key component to a relationship, not just having nice hair. But that counts, too.

Who is watching Sealab 2021, and why aren't we doing that together?

to be continued..

1/10/2011 10:40:33 AM

SO. MUCH. SNOW!

12/7/2010 11:01:12 AM

fucks for thought.. Although I've been seeing my fuck buddy for over a couple of months now, I'm definitely still single and would like to find someone (guys or gals:) to satisfy me in other ways. I'm interested in finding someone who's just as interested in humiliation and public play as me. Also I'm curious about trying fisting. It would have to be someone who's obviously experienced and safe/sane. The kink scene seems so miniscule in ATL though, it's really dissapointing. Am I just a whiny little fuck doll or are other people finding the same dilemmas as myself? I just want someone as curious and playful as myself who doesn't mind some mental stimulation and nat geo documentaries. maybe some pot, even. blah :(

9/24/2010 8:02:17 AM

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Age: 49

Greensboro, North Carolina