Okay, this will probably be the most unusual post you will read today. What I am writing about is not ‘typical’ or ‘normal’. However, it is honest, real, and serious. I am writing offering to be a ‘homework slave.’ A homework what? Did he say ‘slave?’ Yep, sure did. It’s a taboo word in our culture, and offers many negative connotations. (As it should.) Involuntary slavery is wrong and that’s the simple truth. What I am talking about is voluntary slavery. Now am I offering to come wash your dishes? Nope. I’m offering to type your papers and do your homework. This offer applies to college students or graduate students 18+ only. I think I just heard you say “yeah right.” Well, if you’re still reading, your either amused, amazed, or just plain bored. Let me try to explain further. What is a homework slave? Well, the simple definition (and it even made it into urbandictionary.com) is that a homework slave is a submissive person (such as myself) who enjoys doing schoolwork for others (whom they consider their superior) so they can sleep, relax, or party. Why in God’s name would I want to do this? Well, the short version is that as far back as I can remember, which is to around age six or seven, is that I wanted to be a slave. I have had fantasies of being a slave. I love the idea of waiting on someone hand and foot, pampering them, serving them, doing things for them. Now, to be clear, yes I do have standards. My ‘fantasies’ ( I hate that word) for serving as a slave are that I only desire to be a slave to those that I find attractive. The fat bald guy with body odor at Target is not what I have in mind. I have no idea why I am a submissive. I have no idea why I like chocolate ice cream. I just do. Always have. Always will. So, let’s get back to the homework. Why homework slavery? Well, simply put, because in the world we live in there is a relative safety and anonymity online. Homework is an easy way for me to serve you and the benefit is a mutual one. You get the benefit of having your work done and I get the benefit of fulfilling my need to serve. But you don’t know me, my work, or my subject. You’re right. So, let me address that. I’ve been doing this off and on for about 10 years. I had one long term assignment where I did a sophomore girls history work for a class in the fall of my senior year. She got an A in the class. I wrote her research papers, took care of her assignments, her readings, etc. I helped her prepare for the tests, and she did quite well. Now, if you’re major is Nuclear Physics, Marine Biology, or some random highly-specialized subject than this probably is not for you. However if you’re facing some silly gen-ed history requirement, or Sociology, Psychology, English, etc. that has NOTHING to do with your major and requires your time and attention, than perhaps I can help. So, what are my qualifications? Well, for starters let me say I’m not an idiot. I graduated from University of Virginia in 1999 with a BS in History and completed my graduate degree in History in 2002. (Yes, History is my subject.) I currently work for a library and have access to a large number or research materials. What’s the catch? Simply put, no catch. You don’t have to believe me. Trust me, I’m used to it. My favorite was “oh let me guess, you’ll do my anatomy if I show you mine?” Funny. It made me laugh. But it’s not true. I’m not here to play a game. I’m not here for money or to somehow get in your pants. If you don’t believe me, that’s fine. However, I am a genuine submissive. So I’m just supposed to send you a paper and say ‘do it!?’ Riiiiight. Well, in my experience that approach doesn’t work. I have tried it. What I propose is that we discuss our options online and see if this is a good fit for us. I’m not here to serve EVERYONE. And I am very aware that of 10 people that read this post, 9 will say “bullshit” and move on. But for that 10^th person, who maybe is just even a little intrigued, I’d love to explore our options further. Please feel free to contact me with any questions, thoughts, or ideas. Thank you for reading.

Sincerely, Submissive chris