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writing the profile always an interesting task... well here goes.
I have both feelings in me Dom and sub... but here is what you really need to know about me.
- I am goofy as fuck .
- I stand in the grocery store clap my and yell apple just to draw attention.
- I wear a nylon dog collar with my name on it just so people notice and stare at me.
- I have no secrets... no hidden agenda
- I take a sharpie and draw eyes and a nose on mr pleasure and make him talk like a puppet
- Yes I jerk off and watch porn. i'm a guy !!!
- I have an insane sense of humor and make people laugh .. ( a gift )
- I love blowjobs and sex ! duh !
Anyone who is looking to laugh and enjoy life.. laugh and have fun.. I look forward to hearing from you... btw.. my favorite saying is O M G
Later
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