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I'm an unattractive, horibly selfish and insensistive clod who has no toys except for the well-worn britany spears cd I listen to nearly 24/7 as I pluck my graying hairs. I hope you'll wish to join me in my little world, because it's wonderfull here and i'm way too self-absorbed in it to even care about yours. Please keep your wants to yourself...if they're not my feelings then they're not important. I expect sex on our first date: a nice ambulance ride to the nut house. You'll need to come with me to fill out the paperwork as I'm too spastic to hold a pen, let alone spell my own name. oh.....and please find a picture of my penis attached. Thank you for your time, and i'll ready your cage... PS - It's a joke....laugh :-) --- I'm very interested in it, but BDSM doesn't define me. I work hard, I have hobbies, sometimes I go out, sometimes I stay home. I'm looking for someone who feels the same way :-) --- Collarme.com: The Rule of "Toos", by wrytha -Don't write too much... -Don't write too little. -Don't be too agressive... -Don't be too passive. -Don't act too brainy... -Don't act too dim. -Don't be too edgy... -Don't be too nice. -Don't be too flattering... -Don't be too honest. -Don't be too open... -Don't be too closed. In summary; be exceptionally average in every way :-) Other contributions to the "Rule of Toos" are welcome :-) --

7/12/2007 9:02:33 PM How is it that everytime you go back to work after a vacation theyre's always twice the shit, and a much bigger fan?

3/22/2007 5:38:29 PM I've noticed a disturbing trend ever since the Chipotle Grill opened down the road with their yule log sized burritos. Now i'm hardly surprised about their portions...these were (up until recently) the same people who brought you the Big Mac and suitcase of fries. No, what worries me is that all the other local burrito vendors seem to be following suit; burritos are getting larger and prices are following. So there I was in my eleventh hour of tackling one of these monstrosities when genius struck...sizes. What the world needs now is a new size; the "burr-ito" for us mere mortals, and it's big brother the "burr-ucho" for the truly and genuinely mad. Is anyone with me one this, or is "Muchosize Me" going to have to tear up Sundance before people start taking notice?