I find myself growing rather impatient with those who contact me expressing a desire in a BDSM encounter with me, only to add that they are merely interested in vanilla sex once I have taken the time out of my busy day to meet with them and discuss possible scenes, limits, etc.  Is it so common for people to use CM.com as a hookup place for sex?  For Pete's sake, people, if you're not looking for a BDSM encounter, then why are you here?!

On the other hand, the ones almost as annoying are those who are Masters/Mistresses/Doms/Dommes, and feel the need, in the first message with me, to put in nonsensical tripe about how I "will obey every command I give you, slave, and the first is to send me a completely nude picture".  ... Yeah, not so much.  Are you so hard up for a naked picture of a big girl that you feel the need to be almost laughably arrogant?

Please, if you're either of these types... just don't contact me.  You're just wasting your time and mine alike, and we all know how much that sucks.