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| I am nobody,
Who are you?
Are you a nobody too?
Then there's a pair of us, don't tell.
They'd banish us, you know.
I am new to collarme and I'm not sure what I'm looking for yet. I am not, however, looking for, nor will I agree to, meetings in person. Don't waste your time if you think seduction will get you there eventually. I hate to be so blunt - its not very classy - but it seems I wasn't clear enough below.
I am in a fairly vanilla marriage but crave domination, control and humiliation. I identify as submissive but that seems cliche these days. I think every housewife imagines themself living out Fifty Shades of Gray - gag me. (actually literally, please gag me ;)
Oh, I also tend to use humour as a shield or defence mechanism. I will make bad jokes at innapropriate times, or pull out a pun when you least desire it. I see a lot of humour in the world, sometimes that is shared, other times that is not. I tend to talk a lot, so a dominant that expects full submission from the first conversation won't be pleased with me. I can't change who I am.
I am open to conversations but please don't pressure me for photos or meetups. I value my marriage and my career and just need an outlet for my hidden depravity.
xoxo
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