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Looking for - oh hell idk.... Somebody kinky, fun, funny, smart. Somebody who gets that meeting may or may not involve hooking up - and that it can be fun ether way?
Oh and real. Yeah, I know that excludes a lot of CM profiles.
And - to be clear - no real person ever tries to get anyone to sign up for some silly pay site. Not ever. If you need me to pay a third party before you talk to me, you were never going to talk to me in the first place. (We do not wish to be bothered in the future by such tedious complaints. Please confine your correspondence to orders only. We are a busy and dynamic organization whose mission needless effrontery and harassment can only hinder. If you molest us again, you may feel the sting of the lash across your pitiful shoulders.)
I'd love to spend time with someone whos cool, real, and fun. Itd be great to hang out, maybe watch some bad TV, and see what happens. I'd also be up for meeting at a cool bar or whatever. Hooking up is a possibility but not a necessity. Im cis, bi, and I am open to meeting women, men, queer, trans, FTM... really anybody who is open and cool. Im not particularly interested in meeting stalkers, serial killers, death eaters, psychopaths, thieves, or Sarah Palin supporters (I will make an exception if you are actually Sarah Palin - or for that matter, Tina Fey. Now theres a kink that CM doesnt have a checkbox for....) I find a fairly wide range of types attractive and I wouldnt necessarily exclude any particular body type (or history), race, age, etc. Im not saying Im open to just anyone - I just cant really base attraction on rules - there are attractive and ... um... less attractive people in almost any category. If we get to exchange messages, I will shareexchange pix, but Id rather not post one on here. If youre comfortable sending one in your introductory message, thats great but not a requirement (at first). If it does come to hooking up, thats cool. I can be vanilla or kink with all the normal caveats about safety and consent. If it *did* get to kink, Im subbtm. If we were to hook up, it doesnt need to be any particular (or penetrative) act of necessity (hell, sometimes a nice session of groping is a good time, too).
I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
Be sane. Have interests. Im a musician among other things, so I really enjoy people with artist tendencies. Dont be mean or bigoted.
Open to all. Having said that...My ideal person is a brilliant punk rock musician and philosopher of great beauty and indeterminate gender. They are possessed of both great cruelty and simultaneously nurturing kindness. A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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