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Because I have been on this site since 2005..
And the site doesn't automatically adjust age.
I'm letting people know. Because of the questions.
The pic is i posted few weeks old.
And I'm 40 years old as of 8/3/2023.
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Those that can beg..
With true submission in their hearts..
Are the strongest of all.
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It's so cold outside... I saw a socialist with his hands in his own pockets. |
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Is there a correlation between butt crack length and collar size?
Hhmmm |
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It's so cold my feelings hurt. |
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That is the worst idea I have ever heard.
What time?
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Or I let you..
Studio Friction.. |
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Big Foot..
The world champion at "Hide and Seek" |
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The people who say it can't be done.
Shouldn't be interrupting the ones who are doing it. |
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Kiss the Hand that Beats you. |
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If you really want something..
You will find a way.
If there is something you don't truly want..
You will find an excuse. |
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Set goals so big that people laugh.
Then work hard to have the last laugh. |
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We are all searching for someone whos Demons play well with ours. |
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This Halloween..
It's not " Trick or Treat"
It's "Whip or Beat" |
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If I'm dating someone with multiple personalities. ... does that make me Poly? |
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I'm thinking about having a shirt made that says
"I make Rape FUN!!"
But it may be offensive to some,, |
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So every time I open up a bottle of Aspirin or any kind of thing that needs to be kept dry during storage you will find those Dry Packs in the bottle.
I think they are made with dry silica. They always say not to eat.
But I always wondered if they really work to resist wetness.
So I dropped a few of them in my boxers,
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When I was in High School, I had a Spanish teacher named Miss Prussy.
We called her Miss Crunt for short.. |
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"It's what's on the outside that matters"
(If you want to get laid)
"Its what's on the inside that matters"
(If you want to get married) |
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Women who wear animal print clothes,
If your bigger then the animal your wearing,
It's really not sexy,, |
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So I called my Mom this morning,, Just to see how she was.
She said she had a headache.
I said, "you used to get Splitting headaches before, what ever happened to them"?
She said, "You moved out and I don't have to constantly yell at someone all day long for being bad"
I said, "Mom , I'm thinking about coming for a visit, would you like that"?
She said "no"
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Is being horny an emotion?
If it is, I woke up VERY emotional this morning, lol |
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I see this all the time. 1950's Household..
And I wonder what it means,,
I have no reference point in my live to understand what it was like back then. I was born too late.
Is there a TV show I missed to show how good it might of been back then?
I get the premise of it all. But I think I still maybe missing something. |
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I keep seeing "Mathematics" on womens profile as a hard limit.
So does that mean, If i have her count back from 50, before i will allow her to cum.
And I stop her in the middle, and ask her how many she has left.
That she will then think of it as crossing her hard limits? lol |
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Everyone lies,,
Its ok,
Just don't lie to me.. |
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Come on Global warming !!!!!!
I think if everyone goes outside and empties all their aerosol cans into the air,,
we might make it back to zero,, instead of the negative temp we have now. |
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I will spank you hard,,,,
But I will fuck you even harder... |
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I never ask for permission,,,,
I only give permission.... |
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Im going to fuck you like I hate you !! |
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In between Thanksgiving and Christmas. It feels like the "taint" of the calender. |
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"Common Sense" isn't so common.
I think the phrase should be changed to "Uncommon Sense" |
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I sold my "morals" today,
I wasn't using them,
They were just going to waste, so I sold them.
They had very few miles on them, |
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"Humiliation" is so misunderstood. I feel sorry for that word. lol |
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Light travels faster than the speed of sound, this is why some people tend to appear bright, until they decide to speak. |
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More pictures are available in the lobby on your way out. |
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With all the people with "Tramp Stamps"
I have yet to see one that just says "Tramp"
Now that would be original. |
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I want someone who will make my COCK hard,
Not my LIFE hard. |
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Release,,, Releash,,, I keep getting those two mixed up... (evil grin) |
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What's with all the women with belly piercings that look like chandeliers?
Are they "Dream Catchers" in case your pussy has nightmares? |
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Just a heads up....
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by a woman's husband last week...
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Just a fun fact,
Most handcuffs use the same key,
I did not know that.. |
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"Fair?
You want me to be fair?
Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." |
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How do you stop a woman from choking?
Not sure about everyone else,
But I just back up a few inches, |
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Legally... It's questionable
Morally... It's disgusting
Personally... I like it |
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Spooning leads to Forking |
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Ladies,
When it comes to filling out your profile,
In the questions where it says "weight"
It is asking you what you weigh now,
NOT what you would like to weigh. |
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It's not that I need to be rough,
It's that I LIKE to be rough. |
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My take on "50 Shades of Grey"
I like Slate Gray
I like Charcoal Gray
I like Dark Gray. |
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I sometimes laugh when seeing Dommes trying to be in charge,
I always think to myself, If we were both in a locked room,
How would the results be when we walked out.
Probably with me walking out, and her crawling behind me. |
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Just because she has her own toys and likes to spank,
Doesn't make her a good Mother |
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