i will not spank others i will not aim for Master�s head i will not yell safeword in the grocery store i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer i will not read and giggle at Master�s logs from the Dom Forum i will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle funny noises are not funny i will not slap Master with my bra punishment is not boring or pointless i will not call Master, Dr. Death i will not defame the Eugenspeil Society i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master�s d/s party i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum a burp is not an appropriate response to Master i will not eat all Master�s m & m�s while he is at work i will not yell she�s tied up at the subbie forum Master�s gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet i will not call Master, spud head, butt head or any kind of head Masters ARE perfect mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master i will NOT wear panties i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master�s d/s parties i will not peek out of the blindfold there is no such thing as �slave immunity� i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don�t have permission i did not win an emmy for my last session i will not hide all Master�s toys all play and no work does not a good slave make i will not say �oh Master you�re the bestest and biggest� just to get a spanking i can not fire Master my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies i will refrain from saying �hail satan� when i don�t like Master�s orders i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master�s clamps i will not use Master�s bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool i will not wear Master�s underwear on my head Master�s dog does not stink i will not torment the newbies with the violet wand and last but not least�
i will not use the pages from Master�s Dom Handbook to start the grill