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Male Dominant, 55, aiken, South Carolina
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Female Submissive, 35, cincinnati, Ohio
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Male Submissive, 54, new york city, New York
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About westsydelut
I simply must say that my apparent fondness of smilie icons and bright text offers up a great level of credibility to my collarme.com biography.
I have put a great deal of effort into making this biography look bad with just about any browser.
I'd like to take the time now to tell you a little bit about me. I'm 20 years old (that's 20 in human years ), have hair and eyes that are some color. I don't know what color they are because I got one of those fancy digital mirrors and the instructions are in Chinese or Atlantian or something . I'm guessing that they are not plaid. I'm 5'8" tall. Which is great hassle if I want to reach things in high places or slam my head against low door frames. I enjoy building forts out of my couch cushions and plotting the demise of the Canadian government (I hate them so much) . I'm not particularly a fan of "going places" and "doing things" or for even "leaving the house" as the outside world scares me due to the many "people" that tend to frequent the areas that are not my house . I only drink socially, but I am under the impression that "socially" means "always" and I smoke, but it's because I set myself on fire to protest the mistreatment of the pygmies by the Roman Empire . I am a full time employee of Enron and invented "The Oak Tree®". I also have super human powers, such as the ability to see double and ramble incoherently for no apparent reason . People say this is because I am an "alcoholic" , but I know better so I challenge them to a knife fight and steal their car. |
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Relocating to New Zealand in April.?
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Dear Admirers of WSS and subscribers a like.
I never update this thing, so if you want to see the real shit
click
http: // community . livejournal . com / west_sydn_slut / |
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I can usually tell which e-mails are spam and copy and pasted to every female on this site and which are genuine carefully thought out and written just for me. I used to reply to the spam bots with an equally generated stupidity spam bot message but now I just don't bother. Same goes for the "hey, how are you" responses I seem to get from time-to-time. |
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People on the streets are asking me if I'm Sarah Silverman. I can see the resemblence. Beautiful, charming, cynical, slightly manic and sadistic.
I'll take the question as a compliment, though I must admit I have a better sounding voice.
Syphillis Free since '98 - http:// west-syde-slut . livejournal . com/
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WARNING: This journal entry contains particles of 4 cup sarcasm, 2 cup wit, 40 gallon charm, 3 tbspn beauty, a pinch of sexuality and a 25lb bag of blue cheese.
Ok ok, you duncecaps caught me out. Yes, you are truely right when you call me out on being a fake. I am really a B80 brain living inside a hacked sexy switch mainframe.
I also live in a reality where the grass is made of gold and I have a fairytale princess servicing me each night.
Don't forget to check out the biggest clusterfuck of a cesspool ever recorded on the internet which is likely to make you feel a notch dumber after reading it.
http:// west-syde-slut . livejournal . com/
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Coming to life is never easy. SURE an website doesn't spend nine months suspended in a slimy substance, a keyboard isn't torn away from the bowels of a screaming woman, a internet journal isn't covered in blood and uterine strands. But it's not easy anyway.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Born to a french-canadian lumberjack and a female eskimo prosurfer.
She is apathetic, lazy, cold and indifferent. Always giving out sweet and kind advice on how to ruin yours and your friends lives.
!!!(Be sure to make sure you tick my name on the presidential ballot)!!!
Interested in prime numbers, kinky sex, religion, vivisection, bi-polar disorder and robitics.
Nothing more to add here, well, except that my real journal belongs here: http:// west-syde-slut . livejournal . com/
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