WeAreAllOne

#1: "Um, I *think* I have another key around here somewhere..." #2: "Oops." #3: "Um. You didn't *really* need that, did you?" #4: "Which end of this thing am I supposed to put in there?" #5: "Don't worry. I'm sure there's a locksmith somewhere that's open at 2AM..." #6: "I promised not to do any permanent damage - but you know, hair grows back." #7: "Oops. I *thought* that was the lube." #8: "Uh oh. If that's the KY tube, what did I just put up your....." #9: "Did I mention we're on camera and this is going on my interactive website?" #10 "Safeword? Um, what's a safeword?" #11 "And this is my German Shepherd, Ralph. I know you'll just love Ralph." #12 "Oh fuck. You *can* untie yourself from up there, right?" #13 "Oh shit. You do know CPR, don't you?" #14 "Heh heh heh. You didn't tell anybody else you were coming here, did you?" #15 "I do too know what I'm doing. I've read five whole Gor novels!" #16 "Now, where DID I put that extra attachment for the chainsaw?" #17 "Uh oh. If this is the tube of Superglue, where's the KY?" #18 "Did I ever mention that little fantasy I have about the tennis balls?" #19 "Lie very, very still and keep your body temperature low. It turns me on." #20 "Oh, um, hello, Officer." #21 "My real name? It's Bates. By the way, I'd like you to meet Mother." #22 "No, really. Trust me. I saw this work in a movie once." #23 "You *said* you could service my pussy.....c'mere, Fluffy." #24 "You like my straitjacket? Cool; I'm glad they let me keep it." #25 "Phn'glui mgwlnath Cthulu R'lyeh." #26 "I did mention I was a devout worshipper of Huitzilopochtli, didn't I?" #27 "I did mention I was a devout worshipper of Kali-Ma, didn't I?" #28 "Oh mighty Azathoth, accept this sacrifice I offer to You...." #29 "I'm sorry. Are the voices in my head bothering you?" #30 "Groovy. This crop leaves colored trails in the air when I swing it." #31 "Well golly gee! This is more fun than pullin' the wings off-a butterflies!" #32 "Dang it, this is more fun than settin' cats on fire!" #33 "You don't need a safeword; I'm psychic. My spirit guides tell me what to do." #34 "You don't need a safeword; it's groovy. I'll just watch your mood ring." #35 "Oh, um, hi Mom. We were just, um, uh....." #36 "I'm not crazy. Yes I am. Shut up, all of you." #37 "Um, I forgot - which one of us was supposed to be the dom?" #38 "Heh heh. Look, Beavis, a tied up naked chick. Now what do we do?" #39 "I'm not really a mad scientist. I just want to see what happens." #40 "I promised no permanent marks, but I bet I can sew that back on." #41 "You don't need a safeword; I'm a True Master. I've read ALL the Gor books!" #42 "You don't need safewords; I'm a True Mistress. I have WEEKS of experience." #43 "I don't use safewords; I'm Betazoid. I look human so They won't get me. Shh." #44 "Uh oh. I think it's stuck there." #45 "I always keep the speculum in the freezer. It's more fun that way." #46 "If it doesn't fit, it just needs more Crisco. Where did I put that football?" #47 "Don't worry if your hands go numb. You won't be needing those." #48 "Did I mention my crucifixion fetish? Now, where did I put those nails..." #49 "No one understands me. That's why I killed her." #50 "Bye. I'm taking off for the weekend. Isn't suspension bondage fun?" #51 "Oops. It escaped. I think I see it slithering off in the corner." #52 "Darn it, where DID my pet tarantula get to?" #53 "Did I mention I'm a narcoleptic?" #54 "You know, the Marquis de Sade was a pansy."

note: i do not get off by haveing someone suck on my dirty socks! i know im a freak... i am not looking for a sub to lick my boots all night and day... if you want to top from the bottom and use me to supply you with sweaty socks to suck on just move on... V