Humor ! Today at the end of the day I stopped at the convenience store where my employer buys fuel. Usually at the end of day and sometimes during if I'm not driving I buy a 32oz bottle of beer. The clerks all know me well and we have have nicknamed it a bottle of corruption. Tonight I got Gatorade instead of the usual bottle of corruption. She said " no bottle of corruption " I said nope my alcohol privilidges have been suspended. She thought I was in trouble with the law and there was a uneasy silence.
Then I broke silence by saying there is no problem with the law, my dominatrix has suspended my alcohol privileges. She strarted laughing so hard it was hard for her to ring me up and was still laughing when the next customers were rung up. I got my humiliation fix she got a little entertainment and the whole store staff will probably here about this. Another bitch boi revealed !!
David |