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Some things to know about me: the kinky stuff.

• I'm a sub with switch-y tendencies. When my orientation said "Switch" I got too much mail from male subs, and frankly, I'm looking for a Dom/me.


• I'm perverted. I'm not joking when I say my mind lives in the gutter and likes to play in traffic.


• The Single Quickest Way to Turn Me Off: be an ignorant asshole.


• I'm one of those nut jobs that prefers honesty. What a loon I must be...


• Age after a certain point is and always will be a hard limit for me. I don't play with anyone old enough to be my parent. This isn't me being ignorant or closed-minded, but simply a preference. I'm looking for a long-term relationship. I don't want a partner who's funeral I'm going to have to attend before my son graduates high school. I'm looking for a partner who can keep up with me physically, I'm a very active woman. So if you're over 45, chances are I'll ignore your message.

• Flogging, spanking


• Knife play


• Tattoos, piercings, knives


• Vampires, ever since I read Interview With the Vampire when I was in 7th grade.


• Daddy Dom/babygirl


• Erotic literature. I enjoy both reading and writing, reading erotica was kind of my first look into the world of BDSM.


• Hair pulling, neck biting, growling...yum.


• Whips, chains, floggers, paddles all excite me :)


• I'm curious about rope bondage and rigging.


• I'm curious about serious interrogation play.

• Face/head hitting


• Piss on the face or in the hair


• Scat


• Non-piercing/tattooing needle play


• Cattle branding


• Cum on the face or in the hair

• Diapers

Some things to know about me, as a person:

• I'm short, I have blue eyes, and my hair color changes very frequently (naturally, its a pretty blonde-red-brown that some call auburn, but I just call it "mine"). I have 13 tattoos at the moment, but someday my whole body will be canvas to beautiful art. I also have 13 piercings, but I used to have about 20, and slowly I'm trying to rebuild that collection. I'm a curvy girl, and calling me fat isn't going to offend me. The last thing I like to advertise: I'm very, very opinionated, I'm brutally honest, and I won't sugarcoat anything for you.

Some things to know about me, in my Vanilla life:

• I am, first and foremost, a Mommy, to a beautiful little boy who is my whole world. If that's a deal-breaker, don't even bother messaging me.

• I was a professional baker/cake decorator for more than three years. I'm an excellent cook, and I love spending time in the kitchen. Stereotypical, perhaps. But until you've had my signature Baked Chicken Salad or my from-scratch peanut butter chocolate chip (Reese's in cookie form) cookies, don't judge.

• I am an adrenaline junkie. I've bungee jumped, I'm a roller coaster addict, I love roller coasters and flying, I ride horses and drive fast cars, I almost got my motorcycle license, and someday, damnit, I will skydive.

• I have absolutely no idea what I want to be when I grow up. Seriously, none. I just got back to college, but other than that, fuck it, I have yet to get a "real" job. So who's to say I'll ever get one? When I signed on to be an adult I had no idea what I was getting into and now I have officially cancelled my contract.

• I'm a political activist for equal rights (for women, gays, immigrants - though I believe they should take the time to learn our native tongue, its only polite - I believe we're all human). I worked for a suicide prevention hotline and am a yellow-ribbon survivor. I love cars, especially classic cars - give me a 57 Chevy with fins, or a 66 Mustang convertible in powder blue :) I love Kevin Smith movies, I have a hard-on for Vulcans, and I know some Sindarin Elvish. I read all the time, I love skiing, and I'm a Daddy's girl. My father is my hero, and I named my son after him. I'm a member of Philly NORML and I believe in legalizing. I like taking long walks on the beach at night in September, I love Wawa iced tea and every single year, without fail, I get sun poisoning. Doesn't matter if I'm only out for 20 minutes with SPF 80 on, I still turn lobster red and blister.