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About VMSmith
Hello submissive ladies, well-mannered Dominant, successful professional man looking for the woman who will . . . .
OK, that's enough text for the header to be acceptable. Nope, this is not me, I don't exist as such. I'm an utter fraud, just like many of you damn subbie women but I needed to create something superficial you would look at and read, hence pretty boy here off a hair care ad.
I have seen a TON of women write ads with laundry lists of rants about men, now here's mine about you gals:
1. Put in a real picture. Not of your eyes, not of your tattoo (and if you have the KrispyKreme logo on your arm, we'll draw our own conclusions), not of your friggin' feet; don't post dogs, horses, sunsets, sailboats, seabirds or drawings of women you wish you looked like. Or porno models in bondage. Put on a big floppy hat, oversized sunglasses, jeans and a polo shirt and snap a shot of how you look today, not 50 lbs ago. I'll risk not seeing if you have beady eyes or a warty nose if I can see what you really look like. Seriously, if you hope to meet someone for real, it's going to come out sooner or later and if you think it won't matter by then, think of all the little lies MEN typically tell and how thrilled and forgiving you'll be on Meeting Day when your very own Conan the Barbarian waddles down the jetway and he's Neuman from Seinfeld.
2. Lesbians: we're MEN not males. Human males are called men, you would not like it if I called women "uteruses." The deliberate juxtaposition of "women and males" came out of the dyke dominated end of the Feminist movement (thankfully destroyed by having to defend Blow-Job Bill and ruining all their credibility) by obsessive word-parsing women who'd read too much Foucault. They are also the uteruses who gave us "gender" over "sex," even though gender was only a grammatical term before the uterines got a hold of it (see, you hate it, don't you!). Oh, and if you send all the male mail (a funny) to the trash, why fuckin' tell us about it? Who cares? The stupid pricks who write to you don't care, they are brain dead, and the rest of us have the self-respect not to bother with you. Take those pompous announcements off your ads, utties.
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Entry #12 - blondie43
There's a dumb bunny born every minute, and they are learning new ways to show their stupidity.
Recent Message History:
blondie43 on 1/16/12 at 12:19 AM:
Gorgeous
VMSmith on 1/16/12 at 1:22 AM:
Thank you! Did you read the profile? I think not, so here's a dumb cookie for you!
blondie43 on 1/16/12 at 7:42 AM:
When you browse on an iPhone, you browse photos only. I hope you find the anger management class you so desperately need. Namaste
Well, of course, she blocked me after that last bon mot, but I have an alternate ID I use for just such little chickenshits, so I sent her this:
And you see nothing pathetic in your looking for a serious, long-term relationship on an iPhone, a device that only shows pretty pictures? And you think I need help? HaHaHaHaHaHa! BTW- do stop back and view my profile on your "big girl's" machine as you are now dumb-ass example number 12.
Vaya Con Dios.
VMSmith-the guy you thought you blocked!!! |
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#11 - From a real Domme's ad:
8/1/2010 10:41:01 PM: Anyone I havent met in person or known for at least a year who wants to be my slave:You will be ordered to join the church of scientology. Immediately.You have been warned.
Holy Mackerel! But it could be worse. She could have forced them into her Amway downline!
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#10 - from a submissive woman's journal:
12/2/2010 11:23:51 AM: Are there ways of being brought to exhaustion by means other than 'sex' in the BDSM world? I'm talking about utter exhaustion, utter helplessness.
Hmmm? Exhaustion via BDSM without sex? Well, I could handcuff each of her wrists to the support rails on an exercise treadmill and turn the thing on high with an extreme incline. Put some sheet plywood inside the support rails so that her feet are forced on to the conveyor belt, she can't stand on the sides of the treadmill and rest. Paddle, riding crop or cattle prod to her bare ass to keep her moving. Weighted nipple clamps on her tits bouncing up and down as she runs. Finishing touch, hang a water bottle with a little tube taped into her mouth for water. Turn her into a hamster or a gerbil.
Like that?
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#9 - From a submissive man's journal:
Anyone doing self bondage, please kindly msg me.
How? By definition, if they are doing self-bondage, they are all tied up! Doh! |
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#8 - Sub4ltr27 - 27 year old NYC nitwit
Please be local, which means only NY or (maybe) NJ. Don't be old, meaning no one over 40. Don't be young, meaning no one under 25. And don't be out of shape!
Good news, Jerseyites! You qualify! ("well, kinda . . . sorta" sound of chewing gum being cracked) God Bless the PATH train! Long Island: sorry you're SOL!
Nice to know that 40 constitutes the new boundary for seniority. Hello Medicare!! And those 25 year olds - "they're soooo imma-chhuuur!" I'll lay you odds that in 13 years, this shallow puddle will suddenly embrace Cougarhood (whether or not she is in fact still hot, and generously assuming she's hot now. But youth has it's own sort of beauty. I prefer the kind that lasts.)
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#7 - Another Tennessee lass.
speaking of spirituality, if You subject this little girl to television, then that is as much of a deal-killer as is smoking and drugs. Sorry!!!!! so sorry, hope that weeds out some.
no t.v.! movies, great. super. love movies. let's play movie trivia games!
no t.v.--it disturbs my vibration. i haven't watched it for two decades and do not wish to start, now.
NO TELEVISION. books, yes. hikes, yes. camping=hell yes, please, god please. but no t.v.
Folks--you just CAN'T make this stuff up. |
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#6--OK, This is different!! From a 37 year old, Tennessee (go Vols!) woman's profile I observed recently:
attn: all you motherfuckers yes! this means you if you can read this then i am talking to you!!!!!!!!! i just want to let you know that i fucn LOVE SIR MARK I LOVE HIM AND ONLY HIM !!!!!!!!! SIR MARK HE IS THE REASON I LIVE, THE REASON I EXIST, THE ONLY REASON I CAN EVER BE HAPPY!!!! IF HE DOESNT WANT TO BE WITH ME THEN I HAVE NO REASON LEFT TO LIVE BECAUSE I EXIST TO SERVE HIM! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANY OTHER THINK ABOUT IT AND IF U DONT LIKE IT THEN KISS MY ASS. BECAUSE MY REASON FOR LIVING AND I WILL NEVER SERVE ANYONE ELSE BUT HIM! OMG PLEASE SIR I FUCN LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS BUT YOU????????
OMG SIR I WILL SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOP AND I WILL PROUDLY SAY THAT YOU ARE THE ONE AND ONLY ONE I LOVE AND I WILL LOVE YOU AND SERVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!! I WILL DO ANYTHING AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO JUST TO PROVE THAT TO YOU!!!!!!
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I never want to hear another woman complain about spelling errors EVER again!! |
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#5 - Taken from a real profile.
"I am a school teacher with an above average libodo and an intense curiosity of erotica, especially that dealing with D/s and bondge. I am also taken with the idea of role playing." (sic)
Oh, boy!
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#4 --" I'M NOT LOOKING!!"---- You see it again and again on profiles of women on this site-"not looking," "not seeking," "Just here to chat with my friends," "Found my perfect Dominant/Master/Sadistic Fucker/True Love/Aerobics Instructor/ (or my favorite) "My One" (of course in his case, you are probably just another one)." Gawd! I need a bucket, I'm going to be ill!
Congratulations! Now GET LOST!! SHOO! SCAT!
If you have found your perfect match then move along please!! Get off the site, you can hide your profile. You can put it back when he leaves --er, that is, IF he leaves you. Don't give me any horseshit about being here for your damn friends; all you chicks probably have a half-dozen Yahoo/Hotmail accouts for your furtive activities, just like the guys do, so peel one of those off the roll and give it to your friends to chat with you. I'm not interested in hearing updates about your wonderful life with the "Man of your Creams." If you are here, it's because you are pathetic and need to show that "Yes, I, dogfaceslut, can get a man." Of course you can. For laughs, I once posted a picture of a woman who had to be the biggest homliest woman I ever saw on my local Craigslist, so big she had her own area code, probably her own gravitational effect, and so ugly that if she were on a girls night out with Janet Reno, Janet would get lucky every time. Even on Tuesdays! AND my fake girl got lots of e-mail from horny guys wanting to meet this horror. Any girl can find a man. It doesn't make you special, hide your damn profiles or stop complaining when guys message you--that's what you want anyway.
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#3 case in point-- nickname: keyhole---
Wrote a respectful letter to her, original in every detail, utterly upfront and not looking for a quicky cybergrope or a hook up or anything approaching horny, furtive, casual sex.? This was her reply:
---I read your profile fully, as I do with everybody. I'm not the least bit interested in "just chatting and making friends"? as you would have seen in my profile had you bothered to read it. So either you're spamming me with generic form letter pap, or you're one of those insecure little boys so affronted by and frighted of my profile that you can't hold back from writing a hateful "BADDD MOMMY!! BAD MOMMY!" letter, rofl!? Either way, I want absolutely nothing to do wtih someone who is either deeply confused about what he really wants or a mentally ill non-dominant trying to compensate for his pencil dick.
I expect, given your silly rant that you're probably whining about my not having a picture on here. Tough titties, baby boy.
---She loves that BADDD? MOMMY line, it's in her profile and she apparently bursts herself trying to find excuses to use it.? I did make a joke about profiles without pictures, and did not aim it at her, but apparently that shut down her cognitive functions utterly and triggered a pyrochlastic flow.? You may not realize this just from seeing the above, but it bears absolutely no resemblance to what i wrote to her.? Brave gal that she is, she blocked replies from me.? Being a resourceful cuss, I created a new ID and sent my reply that way - the only use I will put that profile to.
And if any of you venture to her profile, you will see her ranting on in her journal recently about men who post pictures of beautiful women , especially in bondage.?? Sauce for the gander . . . .
I've been an OP on a large BDSM-specific chat server for many years, I've seen the kinds of parasites of either sex that haunt those cyber halls and there are people that delight in baiting the unsuspecting with tempting and attractive partners for chat, only to shoot you down cruelly sooner or later.? keyhole at least hits you right away,? give her credit for that much, instead of waiting until she's acquired enough specific information about you to make that final twist of the knife really hurt.
Guys, don't feel bad if you get something like this from her, you are not alone.? She claims to have an elite cadre of Dominant men she corresponds with, no doubt experts every one of them on the latest styles in women's shoes and fashion accessories.? But I would not be surprised to learn that? she comes on line every few days, cuts and pastes some variant of the above to anyone who has written her and then laughs herself silly and cuddles the cats while rocking rapidly back and forth in her chair muttering "BAD MOMMY . . .BADDDDD MOMMY!"?
I suspect that she often dines alone at the MEAN GIRLS table.
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